super star system
Chapter 275 Transformation of Deyun Club
After a while, Gao Feng happily left. Zhang Cheng took a look at Cheng Jijie and his brothers, then went backstage and changed into jackets, and went to the front desk.
It was already 8:25 by this time, and the opening time was 8:30. From the side door, Zhang Cheng saw that the seats were almost full. He pouted at the backstage, and Xiao Shaobing hurriedly set up a desk, and Yue Yunpeng carried it together.Yan Helun took all the props up, and the noise below became louder. It seemed that this posture was about to start.Heh, even going to the toilet now has to be lined up. Many people rushed to buy flowers, and some brought some souvenirs with them.Almost most of them brought moon cakes. By the way, as soon as October passed, it would be the Mid-Autumn Festival. A few of them even brought whole boxes of grapes.
After everything was arranged, Zhang Cheng looked at his watch and it was 8:28, took his teapot away, and walked onto the stage by himself.
There was a burst of cheers below.Zhang Cheng looked around on the stage and pressed his hands before he said: "You just broke the smallpox, and now I don't act, isn't it too late?"
At that time, there were many voices of regret.
"What's this sound? Don't worry about it. You can try it next time you encounter something like this; that sound is louder than this, why don't you rehearse it first?"
"Woo!~" This boo really doesn't need to be taught, as long as it is said, it will be understood.Sure enough, he was more imposing than those, and it was Zhang Cheng who took the lead in booing himself.This is more fun.
At this time, Hou Zhen came up to announce the scene.Zhang Cheng seemed to be in high spirits at this time, and waved to the audience, everyone was taken aback, and then saw Zhang Cheng make a booing gesture, and immediately understood.
"The following is..."
"Whoa!~"
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded at the time, did he hear it wrong?Walked a few more steps up the stage to the middle of the stage: "The following is cross talk..."
"Whoa!~"
Hou Zhen was really confused at the moment, so he quickly looked at Zhang Cheng, and saw that Zhang Cheng was also looking at him.Seeing Zhang Cheng waving his hand at him, Hou Zhen could only step off the stage depressed, and stood by the side door to see what was going on with Zhang Cheng.
"Look? Hou Zhen, Master Hou's grandson, was kicked down by you just now. Isn't this fun? Don't care who comes up later, as long as you show up, you will call him. From now on, I will do it like this. Anyway, I am the biggest here. , and they can’t get a refund, they have to suffer..." Zhang Cheng was chatting with the audience when Cheng Jijie came up.But there were audience members who were not afraid of things, and they jumped up when they saw Cheng Jijie on stage.
Cheng Jijie frowned seriously and looked down, then he seemed to be looking for the source of the groaning.
While Zhang Cheng was talking, there was a sudden cry, and he hurriedly looked to the stage, and Cheng Jijie came up.I saw Zhang Cheng shrunk his neck, lowered his waist, bowed and trot all the way. He said with a cheap smile on his face, "Brother Yo, why did you come up here?"
It was time for Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie's performance, and many people were frightened now.Because the two have never spoken to anyone, but no matter what jokes you say, both of them can catch it, and it's not the kind of vague answering, they are very structured and routine.The most important thing is that the two work in shifts.For a while Zhang Cheng was joking, and for a while Cheng Jijie was joking.There is no need for substitutions at all.
At the end of three hours at a stretch, Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie were still on stage, but many audience members were pissed enough at the moment.
"It's all over, so you go to make it easier, and we will talk to you when you come back, and the time is almost up. But starting today, mobile phones can take pictures and videos, but you can't use other devices. Hurry up first Go to the toilet, don't listen to a cross talk that lost the two Yali's mobile phones." Zhang Cheng looked at his watch and said.
"Woo!~" The audience booed cheerfully, but it was really convenient for most of them to go.
"You just see how bad this guy is. To save yourself trouble, if you ask you to yell, you yell. Now it is estimated that many audience members are dumb. It's okay, we have thick skins and you can boo, but tomorrow people will see your voice If you are all dumb, you have to ask: What's the matter with the voice?
I went to listen to cross talk yesterday, and I was booed and shouted.
This makes people feel that you are really stupid when they hear it. If you watch a cross talk that is not good, you just don’t want to watch it. If you shout boo and shout that your voice is hoarse, it’s no one! "Cheng Jijie pointed at Zhang Cheng and smiled. At this time, Zhang Hexiang, who finally took the stage with Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie, covered his mouth and smiled.
Some spectators shouted below with a booing mentality: "Refund, refund!"
"Yo, there are really people calling for refunds? Yes, I think it will work. But the box office is closed at this point, why don't you come tomorrow and buy a ticket for today, and I promise to refund it for you!"
"Whoa!~"
This time everyone realized that Zhang Cheng was also joking.
"It's a little bit, I'm tomorrow, no, I have something to do today. How about this, let's invite all the people who are on stage today, it's quite a lot. Twenty or thirty people, please come up, and then Get to know everyone again. Everyone in the backstage comes up." After Zhang Cheng gave a voice, more than [-] people came up one after another, and Guo Yangang and Yu Qian also came out.
"Who are these two? It's just this little black fat guy. The boss is not too young, and he doesn't know how to shiver. I called them all for today's performance. Are you there?" Zhang Cheng started to hate Guo Yangang.The audience below groaned again.
Guo Yangang was robbed by Zhang Cheng and applauded by the audience. He smiled embarrassedly and said, "Aren't they all children? They haven't been on stage before. I'm afraid of making some jokes, so I followed along to have a look."
After arguing with the audience for a while, Zhang Chengcai and Cheng Jijie announced the end of the show.
This special session really caused a sensation in the cross talk world, because Zhang Cheng seldom came out alone to talk about cross talk, but this time it obviously had the taste of helping Guo Dagang stand on the platform.The most hateful thing is the success of this show.Many spectators were hoarse.And had a lot of fun too.
After the show was over, Zhang Cheng was not in a hurry to let everyone go back, and went out together to find a restaurant at Chaoyangmen, ordered good wine and good food, and asked you to sit down at four tables and wait for the meal.
When it was close to midnight, Cao Huacai came slowly, and it was only at this time that he announced the opening of the meeting.
As soon as Guo Danggang saw Cao Hua, he knew something was up.Sure enough, the first thing Cao Hua took out a PM3.Zhang Cheng and Cao Hua looked at each other, got confirmation from each other's eyes, and then said to Guo Yangang: "This is the video of today's performance, you should go back and think about it carefully, and think about how to develop the first work. You are in charge of the apprentice." No matter how many, it will eventually be scattered because there are not enough jokes.
But if you have enough jokes, even if they all run away, they still have to come back and learn cross talk with you.
I'll sort it out later, and there should be some jokes for you.But if you can’t create by yourself, if you have your own works, sooner or later you will eat up all your money and be squeezed out to death. "Teaching the MP3 in his hand to Guo Digang Zhang Cheng also felt that this was the last time to help Guo Digang. If he still can't understand the truth, then the legend of the previous life will stop here, and it may still sink.
Then Zhang Cheng glanced at Hou Zhen, and Hou Zhen followed Zhang Cheng's gaze and saw Xiao Yueyue.Although Hou Zhen is not a cross talk material, he still has a good understanding of the ways of the world, and then he took his job and went to the back table to squeeze a bit, and asked Xiao Yueyue to go over to have dinner with the master.
Yue Yunpeng has always been at the bottom. At this time, he was called to have dinner with his master and the older generation, but he didn't dare to speak, so he sat obediently beside Guo Qinglin and found a place to sit down.
"Come, serve wine for Qian'er. Come, the waiter will bring you a bottle of Wuliangye, which must be more than ten years old."
Yu Qian hurriedly said he didn't dare, but in fact Yu Qian was happy as soon as the wine was served.
"Yue Yue, do you want to be popular?" Zhang Cheng asked with a smile when he saw Yue Yunpeng was eating with his head down.
Yue Yunpeng looked around with his eyes, and when he saw that no one was talking at the table, he nodded cautiously, with a hint of shyness.
"It's done. From tomorrow onwards, don't perform with the team at night. Go to Lulu to learn something first, and then talk about cross talk later. Gangzi, I will borrow this person for a few days." Zhang Cheng looked at him after finishing speaking. Guo Danggang.How could Guo Dangang care about these things now, the most important thing now is what to do tomorrow.
Today is Zhang Cheng's performance, but what about tomorrow?Except for the three-pair combination that was able to take the stage, the others were simply out of shape.Today is Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie leading the show, what about in the future?Is it possible that I have to go up and take them one by one by myself in the future?
At this time, Gao Feng arrived with Yu Dabao. Originally, Guo Yangang's ex-wife managed the daily accounting.Later, there was Deyun Society, and the two finally divorced because of some trivial matters, and Cao Yunjin was in charge.Now that Cao Yunjin is gone, Gao Feng is in charge, because Gao Feng has shares and the original income is not very complicated, so Guo Danggang didn't say anything.
Gao Feng arrived and reported to Guo Danggang in a low voice.Tickets worth more than one hundred thousand yuan have been taxed, and there are hundreds of thousands left in Zhang Cheng's theater share, and today all the gifts of Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie are flower baskets, which are a full income of 70 yuan.Gao Feng meant that the money should be returned to Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie.
Some hesitated, now Guo Danggang is really going crazy.But Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie's money is so easy to get?Even the so-called mainstream cross talk world can't say to ban him now, but Zhang Cheng can tell Deyun Club to pack up and leave immediately.
After thinking about it again and again, Guo Dangang still gritted his teeth and asked Gao Feng to give the money to Zhang Cheng and return it.The money was taken back and was chopped off.The key is that you can't get over it, because they are helping you, so I'm embarrassed to say anything else, but you even blackmailed their money, and you are a bit inhumane.
It was already 8:25 by this time, and the opening time was 8:30. From the side door, Zhang Cheng saw that the seats were almost full. He pouted at the backstage, and Xiao Shaobing hurriedly set up a desk, and Yue Yunpeng carried it together.Yan Helun took all the props up, and the noise below became louder. It seemed that this posture was about to start.Heh, even going to the toilet now has to be lined up. Many people rushed to buy flowers, and some brought some souvenirs with them.Almost most of them brought moon cakes. By the way, as soon as October passed, it would be the Mid-Autumn Festival. A few of them even brought whole boxes of grapes.
After everything was arranged, Zhang Cheng looked at his watch and it was 8:28, took his teapot away, and walked onto the stage by himself.
There was a burst of cheers below.Zhang Cheng looked around on the stage and pressed his hands before he said: "You just broke the smallpox, and now I don't act, isn't it too late?"
At that time, there were many voices of regret.
"What's this sound? Don't worry about it. You can try it next time you encounter something like this; that sound is louder than this, why don't you rehearse it first?"
"Woo!~" This boo really doesn't need to be taught, as long as it is said, it will be understood.Sure enough, he was more imposing than those, and it was Zhang Cheng who took the lead in booing himself.This is more fun.
At this time, Hou Zhen came up to announce the scene.Zhang Cheng seemed to be in high spirits at this time, and waved to the audience, everyone was taken aback, and then saw Zhang Cheng make a booing gesture, and immediately understood.
"The following is..."
"Whoa!~"
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded at the time, did he hear it wrong?Walked a few more steps up the stage to the middle of the stage: "The following is cross talk..."
"Whoa!~"
Hou Zhen was really confused at the moment, so he quickly looked at Zhang Cheng, and saw that Zhang Cheng was also looking at him.Seeing Zhang Cheng waving his hand at him, Hou Zhen could only step off the stage depressed, and stood by the side door to see what was going on with Zhang Cheng.
"Look? Hou Zhen, Master Hou's grandson, was kicked down by you just now. Isn't this fun? Don't care who comes up later, as long as you show up, you will call him. From now on, I will do it like this. Anyway, I am the biggest here. , and they can’t get a refund, they have to suffer..." Zhang Cheng was chatting with the audience when Cheng Jijie came up.But there were audience members who were not afraid of things, and they jumped up when they saw Cheng Jijie on stage.
Cheng Jijie frowned seriously and looked down, then he seemed to be looking for the source of the groaning.
While Zhang Cheng was talking, there was a sudden cry, and he hurriedly looked to the stage, and Cheng Jijie came up.I saw Zhang Cheng shrunk his neck, lowered his waist, bowed and trot all the way. He said with a cheap smile on his face, "Brother Yo, why did you come up here?"
It was time for Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie's performance, and many people were frightened now.Because the two have never spoken to anyone, but no matter what jokes you say, both of them can catch it, and it's not the kind of vague answering, they are very structured and routine.The most important thing is that the two work in shifts.For a while Zhang Cheng was joking, and for a while Cheng Jijie was joking.There is no need for substitutions at all.
At the end of three hours at a stretch, Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie were still on stage, but many audience members were pissed enough at the moment.
"It's all over, so you go to make it easier, and we will talk to you when you come back, and the time is almost up. But starting today, mobile phones can take pictures and videos, but you can't use other devices. Hurry up first Go to the toilet, don't listen to a cross talk that lost the two Yali's mobile phones." Zhang Cheng looked at his watch and said.
"Woo!~" The audience booed cheerfully, but it was really convenient for most of them to go.
"You just see how bad this guy is. To save yourself trouble, if you ask you to yell, you yell. Now it is estimated that many audience members are dumb. It's okay, we have thick skins and you can boo, but tomorrow people will see your voice If you are all dumb, you have to ask: What's the matter with the voice?
I went to listen to cross talk yesterday, and I was booed and shouted.
This makes people feel that you are really stupid when they hear it. If you watch a cross talk that is not good, you just don’t want to watch it. If you shout boo and shout that your voice is hoarse, it’s no one! "Cheng Jijie pointed at Zhang Cheng and smiled. At this time, Zhang Hexiang, who finally took the stage with Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie, covered his mouth and smiled.
Some spectators shouted below with a booing mentality: "Refund, refund!"
"Yo, there are really people calling for refunds? Yes, I think it will work. But the box office is closed at this point, why don't you come tomorrow and buy a ticket for today, and I promise to refund it for you!"
"Whoa!~"
This time everyone realized that Zhang Cheng was also joking.
"It's a little bit, I'm tomorrow, no, I have something to do today. How about this, let's invite all the people who are on stage today, it's quite a lot. Twenty or thirty people, please come up, and then Get to know everyone again. Everyone in the backstage comes up." After Zhang Cheng gave a voice, more than [-] people came up one after another, and Guo Yangang and Yu Qian also came out.
"Who are these two? It's just this little black fat guy. The boss is not too young, and he doesn't know how to shiver. I called them all for today's performance. Are you there?" Zhang Cheng started to hate Guo Yangang.The audience below groaned again.
Guo Yangang was robbed by Zhang Cheng and applauded by the audience. He smiled embarrassedly and said, "Aren't they all children? They haven't been on stage before. I'm afraid of making some jokes, so I followed along to have a look."
After arguing with the audience for a while, Zhang Chengcai and Cheng Jijie announced the end of the show.
This special session really caused a sensation in the cross talk world, because Zhang Cheng seldom came out alone to talk about cross talk, but this time it obviously had the taste of helping Guo Dagang stand on the platform.The most hateful thing is the success of this show.Many spectators were hoarse.And had a lot of fun too.
After the show was over, Zhang Cheng was not in a hurry to let everyone go back, and went out together to find a restaurant at Chaoyangmen, ordered good wine and good food, and asked you to sit down at four tables and wait for the meal.
When it was close to midnight, Cao Huacai came slowly, and it was only at this time that he announced the opening of the meeting.
As soon as Guo Danggang saw Cao Hua, he knew something was up.Sure enough, the first thing Cao Hua took out a PM3.Zhang Cheng and Cao Hua looked at each other, got confirmation from each other's eyes, and then said to Guo Yangang: "This is the video of today's performance, you should go back and think about it carefully, and think about how to develop the first work. You are in charge of the apprentice." No matter how many, it will eventually be scattered because there are not enough jokes.
But if you have enough jokes, even if they all run away, they still have to come back and learn cross talk with you.
I'll sort it out later, and there should be some jokes for you.But if you can’t create by yourself, if you have your own works, sooner or later you will eat up all your money and be squeezed out to death. "Teaching the MP3 in his hand to Guo Digang Zhang Cheng also felt that this was the last time to help Guo Digang. If he still can't understand the truth, then the legend of the previous life will stop here, and it may still sink.
Then Zhang Cheng glanced at Hou Zhen, and Hou Zhen followed Zhang Cheng's gaze and saw Xiao Yueyue.Although Hou Zhen is not a cross talk material, he still has a good understanding of the ways of the world, and then he took his job and went to the back table to squeeze a bit, and asked Xiao Yueyue to go over to have dinner with the master.
Yue Yunpeng has always been at the bottom. At this time, he was called to have dinner with his master and the older generation, but he didn't dare to speak, so he sat obediently beside Guo Qinglin and found a place to sit down.
"Come, serve wine for Qian'er. Come, the waiter will bring you a bottle of Wuliangye, which must be more than ten years old."
Yu Qian hurriedly said he didn't dare, but in fact Yu Qian was happy as soon as the wine was served.
"Yue Yue, do you want to be popular?" Zhang Cheng asked with a smile when he saw Yue Yunpeng was eating with his head down.
Yue Yunpeng looked around with his eyes, and when he saw that no one was talking at the table, he nodded cautiously, with a hint of shyness.
"It's done. From tomorrow onwards, don't perform with the team at night. Go to Lulu to learn something first, and then talk about cross talk later. Gangzi, I will borrow this person for a few days." Zhang Cheng looked at him after finishing speaking. Guo Danggang.How could Guo Dangang care about these things now, the most important thing now is what to do tomorrow.
Today is Zhang Cheng's performance, but what about tomorrow?Except for the three-pair combination that was able to take the stage, the others were simply out of shape.Today is Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie leading the show, what about in the future?Is it possible that I have to go up and take them one by one by myself in the future?
At this time, Gao Feng arrived with Yu Dabao. Originally, Guo Yangang's ex-wife managed the daily accounting.Later, there was Deyun Society, and the two finally divorced because of some trivial matters, and Cao Yunjin was in charge.Now that Cao Yunjin is gone, Gao Feng is in charge, because Gao Feng has shares and the original income is not very complicated, so Guo Danggang didn't say anything.
Gao Feng arrived and reported to Guo Danggang in a low voice.Tickets worth more than one hundred thousand yuan have been taxed, and there are hundreds of thousands left in Zhang Cheng's theater share, and today all the gifts of Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie are flower baskets, which are a full income of 70 yuan.Gao Feng meant that the money should be returned to Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie.
Some hesitated, now Guo Danggang is really going crazy.But Zhang Cheng and Cheng Jijie's money is so easy to get?Even the so-called mainstream cross talk world can't say to ban him now, but Zhang Cheng can tell Deyun Club to pack up and leave immediately.
After thinking about it again and again, Guo Dangang still gritted his teeth and asked Gao Feng to give the money to Zhang Cheng and return it.The money was taken back and was chopped off.The key is that you can't get over it, because they are helping you, so I'm embarrassed to say anything else, but you even blackmailed their money, and you are a bit inhumane.
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