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It will take about half a month here, mainly because other groups or competition areas have not finished.Therefore, Huaxia has to wait for a while in this town near the port.The main thing waiting is the big black buddies in Africa, a group of Ugandans who came here to compete!

Synonymous with war and poverty, Uganda is temporarily out of everyone's sight because of the turmoil in other regions. This time, the people in Uganda are already in a bad mood.Rushing out of Africa all at once, isn't this a bit of a rush to heaven?

But the reason why he couldn't arrive in Finland late was beyond Huaxia's imagination, because of the cold!
Uganda is in East Africa, and it is regarded as a land of fish and rice.But the common habit of Africans is laziness.In recent years, Uganda has relied on the tourism industry to have some spare cash.But these people can make Huaxia mad.The laziest people in Africa are some people in South Africa.Because of the climate and other reasons, as long as they can bear it, they can work without labor all year round.

But many Chinese people think it is impossible, but there are a lot of people in South Africa, even tribe after tribe, rely on the sky for food.Then I really ran out of money, so I went to the mountain to pick some coffee beans and came back to exchange money.If the Chinese had this kind of place, even the mountains would be full of sparks, but the big brothers in Africa don't want to bring back any more after they have enough to eat.

What's more, in recent years, China has begun to establish diplomacy with most countries in Africa, and then a lot of China's projects have started in Africa.At this time, the Huaxia staff wanted each of them to have a machine gun and sweep all these Africans to death.

Prices and other reasons caused Africa's economic backwardness, and then the Chinese who hired them found that their African brothers disappeared every time they received their wages.For example, let everyone build a house and each person has a flatbed truck, and you will find that the car has never been loaded with a large flatbed truck, and it is always a little bit.The daily workload of these strong African laborers is about five or six equivalent to one Chinese laborer woman.

In this way, it is no wonder that the number of people who died in the colonial era in Africa was similar to that of World War II.Because he was too lazy and had a bad temper, he was shot immediately.

Then there is the funny Zi Laijiao.Originally, the Finnish game was not a big deal for all countries in the world.But the African brothers said no, it's too cold!After many calls, the Ugandan men's basketball team finally arrived in Finland, and then saw a large group of black people wrapped in cotton clothes in the gymnasium, cuddling each other for warmth.

Of course, objective reasons are also a problem. For example, the coldest time of the year in Uganda is 21 degrees above zero, while the temperature in Finland is slightly higher than that in China at this time, but the temperature is also limited.About 8 degrees above zero.

But such a look is difficult for everyone to understand, because neighboring countries like Cameroon or South Sudan can come out to play football, are they really so cold?It's a bit like a young lady's body and maid's life.

The next thing I ate was a surprise for everyone. The players from Uganda ate everything except the table. They didn’t even let the plate go. I don’t know if they ate it or broke it. I dare not say. Anyway, some people responded to the plate are less.

The Huaxia men's basketball team is also drunk. After waiting for more than 20 days, such a group of fathers came. The key is that they don't admit defeat.In the end, the Finnish organizers couldn't bear it and announced that Uganda, which must be able to participate in the competition, would lose, and Huaxia would automatically advance to the next round.

Iran, which was facing off against China, was ruthlessly destroyed by Germany. The final result was 118 to 75. Iran was really about to be beaten to tears by Germany. There is a way.

Just at this stall, another scandal erupted within Huaxia. The high-level executives of the Basketball Association were secretly photographed going to a five-star hotel to spend extravagantly.On the other hand, Huaxia's discipline inspection team entered the investigation.As for the so-called invitational tournament, Huaxia also conceded unilaterally, and in the end the whole of Asia became a joke.

Zhang Cheng's temper was very unfavorable, and he finally came back in disgrace during the journey.The key is no match yet.Although it entered the top 16 in the end, the gold content is really not high.

After returning to the Huaxia Men's Basketball Team and announcing its disbandment, Zhang Cheng went back to his home.As the New Year approached, Zhang Cheng was not in a good mood to go home after such a incident.Fortunately, the folks did not ridicule Zhang Cheng.

After sorting out his mood for a few days, Zhang Cheng finally adjusted his mood. At this time, news came from the Spring Festival Gala, asking Zhang Cheng if he was still going to the Spring Festival Gala.Zhang Cheng directly refused.It's not that I'm not well-known now, but that I don't have enough room for expansion.The Spring Festival Gala is considered a big stage, but you must have your own ideas and new ideas to go there.

Zhang Shi also received the notice of the Spring Festival Gala, but Zhang Shi also refused, because he went to the Spring Festival Gala just to attend and grab other people's shots.However, Zhang Zhen is not lacking in fame now. A "Latent" and a "Wulin Biography" are now popular everywhere.In particular, the design of these two plays is very ingenious, and there are many things that are relatively rare in China at present.It is extremely popular in TV dramas and on the Internet, and Zhang Shi, who is still playing slowly, has become very popular in China.

Zhang Cheng is really not used to being free all of a sudden, he has nothing to do at home, and he has nothing to do when he goes out, and it will be Chinese New Year soon. After thinking about it, Zhang Cheng called his parents.The old couple decided to come back before the end of the year, and we will inform you of the specific date.

With four and a half years left, which direction he should develop has become Zhang Cheng's heart disease.In the past six months, Zhang Cheng has not found a direction, and Zhang Cheng feels very decadent.Just in time, I took Lulu to Deyun club to listen to cross talk at night when I had nothing to do.Although it is said that these cross talks were all copied by myself, it is rare to listen to them on the spot and then let Guo Dinggang talk about them.

I heard that Lulu was very happy to listen to the cross talk with Master, but Lulu said that Guo Ergang was still a little unhappy, because now Guo Ergang no longer performed at Deyun Club, and went to the CCTV rehearsal, together with Yue Yunpeng and Cao Hexiang,
Being famous comes sooner or later, and being able to go to the Spring Festival Gala this year is not a bad thing. At least there are still a few comic dialogue pairs in Deyun Club, which is better than wandering on the street.

In addition, this is fate. Guo Digang said before that cross talk is also popular, but the scope is too small.This time, because I joined the People's Broadcasting Station, I got up right away.Vulgar or not, at least people make fun of it.If you don't laugh after listening to cross talk, what's left?
Now cross talk seems to be very formal, but in fact, decades ago, it was a beggar, so it is necessary to know the lyrics of Taiping and the falling of the lotus.These auspicious words and praises are the main body of cross talk.The rest are all life styles, and there is no so-called special industry skills, they are all folk artists.The reason why older generations of artists are unwilling to let their children learn this is that these are still difficult to be elegant in the end.That's why Zhang Cheng dismisses those who have nothing to do and advertise themselves as mainstream cross talk,

The reason why they advertise themselves as the mainstream, isn't it because of their own status?But if your cross talk can’t even amuse people, the art of this language has become nonsense, and it doesn’t even have basic functions. Are you talking about poetry recitation?
I went to the private room of Deyun Club and listened to the cross talk of biscuits for a while. Some of the processing was still immature, but it was beginning to take shape.Several pairs already have their own fans.After a cross talk, the house was full of applause, and Zhang Cheng thought that was it.The only thing left is that Hou Yao made a fuss and Yao Mozi didn't bury his brother.

The director group of another Spring Festival Gala is also fighting.

What's the reason, because Zhang Cheng didn't come when he was invited, and Zhang Shi didn't come when he was invited, so there must be a cross talk at such a big party, right?As soon as Guo Diangang's master and apprentice are called, the other cross talk circles will not come.All right!Now Guo Ganghong, if you don't come, we will call this pair of master and apprentice comedians.But the next person can make people feel uncomfortable.

Li Baogang was the chief planner and chief director of the Spring Festival Gala last year, but now he has been transferred to Radio and Television.The new director is Mao Xin.

Mao Xin took it for granted. He thought that if all famous actors from all over the country were invited, wouldn't that be enough?Who knew Brother Zhang Cheng wouldn't come out, and when he invited people again, he planned to send invitations to Zhou Libo.Anyway, it's just a talk show, and if you come on stage and speak vernacular for three to five minutes, you'll be invited.But the rest of the crew of the Spring Festival Gala quit.

This Zhou Libo himself had conflicts with Guo Danggang, and if there was a quarrel during the Spring Festival Gala, the accident would be serious.

Even if Zhou Libo is slightly more famous than Guo Diangang now, but standing behind Guo Diangang is Zhang Cheng, no matter his connections or status in the country, few people can resist.The word revisionism was added to the Spring Festival Gala for so many years. It was last year when Zhang Cheng came to power.After revising the script, there was actually a deputy state-level interview, which shows that they have a foundation at the upper level.

If Zhou Libo and Guo Dangang get into trouble on the Spring Festival Gala, your little director can go back to study further.The point is not worth it.

Sure enough, as soon as it got out that Zhou Libo might come to CCTV, Guo Yangang immediately took Yue Yunpeng and Yu Qian, and Sun Yue left without even talking nonsense.After finally comforting the four masters and apprentices, Mao Xin also came over to reason with Guo Dinggang at this time.

Mao Xin's reasoning is nothing more than to leave laughter to audiences across the country on the New Year's Eve.But Guo Dinggang also made it clear that if Zhou Libo could not apologize to me, I would never be on the same stage with him, because he was telling jokes in the name of my master, which is equivalent to digging my ancestral grave, and this matter cannot be compromised. It is a matter of principle.