super star system
Chapter 35 The performance begins (2)
Awesome, student Zhang Cheng, you actually made Principal Zhang laugh!Fatty Wang smiled and nodded while continuing to enjoy the performance on the stage.
Mo Lingling glanced at Zhang Cheng, "It's 79, it hit the ground with a bang, is it okay?"
After hearing this, Zhang Cheng immediately squatted down, "Oh, grandma, let's see if it's broken? Does it hurt?"
Being reminded by Zhang Cheng, Mo Lingling seemed to have remembered something, and kept crying out in pain: "Oh, my elbow!
Mo Lingling paused for a moment, and glanced at Zhang Cheng's reaction, "Oh, my bologna! Oh, my disc! Oh, it doesn't hurt at all!"
【Hahahahahaha...】
Mo Binbin in the audience was also amused by Zhang Cheng and Mo Lingling, "Dad, Mom, the cooperation between these two is really perfect!"
"Isn't it? Mom, this is really the most wonderful skit I've ever seen in my life. I didn't expect... I didn't expect it to be performed by my daughter..." Mother Mo smiled and took out toilet paper to wipe the corners of her eyes. Tears of relief.
Mo's father patted Mo's mother's hand distressedly, "Look at you, watching your daughter perform a show and seeing her crying and laughing at the same time, it's a joke for people to see!"
"You're talking about me, I don't know who laughed so hard that I couldn't straighten up..." Mother Mo said bluntly.
"I..." Father Mo didn't know what to say.
When Mo Binbin saw his parents raised the bar again, he couldn't help rolling his eyes, "You two can do it, we want to show off our love when we go home. Let's An Shengsheng finish watching the performance of the two of them first." .”
Mo's mother glared at Mo's father, then turned to watch her show.
"..." Zhang Cheng looked helpless, "Auntie, it's all over now, so don't use the method of elimination. Since it doesn't hurt anywhere, let's try to see if we can walk away."
Mo Lingling nodded and said, "Hey, I'll try."
Zhang Cheng slowly tried to help Mo Lingling up, "Hey, slow down!"
But instead of getting up, Mo Lingling lay on the spot and spun around 360 degrees. She didn't get up, she was still lying on the ground, her legs stretched out and her hips rubbed the floor and walked around.
【Audience in the audience: Hahahahahaha...】
"Oh! You can walk this way, but you are walking according to the watch!" Zhang Cheng exclaimed when he saw this.
But in the next second, Mo Lingling cried out in pain again: "Oh, why does my hip suddenly hurt?"
Zhang Cheng patiently explained: "That's for sure. Just now you were grinding when you were spinning on the ground. It's good that it didn't catch fire. Come on, aunt, I'll help you up!" After finishing speaking, he helped Mo Lingling sat up.
Mo Lingling took a closer look at Zhang Cheng, "Oh, young man, your face is covered with bruises and purple patches, and it's hard enough for you to fall."
Zhang Cheng stroked his scarred face, and said with a naive smile, "Auntie, I'm fine."
Mo Lingling held Zhang Cheng's hands tightly, and said happily, "You are a good boy, and you know how to help aunt up."
Zhang Cheng raised his head and said with a smile: "I am addicted to doing good deeds."
But after hearing what Mo Lingling said next second, he couldn't laugh immediately.
"It's going to be someone else, I'll run away after the collision!" Mo Lingling said while clapping Zhang Cheng's hand, seemingly appreciative.
"..." The smile froze on Zhang Cheng's face, he gently put Mo Lingling back on the ground, and quickly pulled his hands away.He said like he was hiding from the plague while taking two steps back: "Auntie, you have fallen into a daze!"
Mo Lingling wondered, "Huh?"
"And it was so sudden, you fell by yourself! When you fell, I was still 10 meters away from you. Look, it's my bicycle, and the evidence is solid." Zhang Cheng was serious Pointing to the half-waste bicycle parked aside.
Mo Lingling was even more excited when she saw the bicycle, "Oh, the rims are all like that. After working for a long time, I flew over from there. Can I still save it? Oh..."
【Audience in the audience: Hahahahahaha...】
Zhang Houyuan almost laughed so hard, he turned his head and said to the dean sitting next to him: "This kid has been blackmailed, this is. Hahahaha..."
The dean couldn't help laughing, "Yeah, look at the old lady's appearance, this is a typical 'touch porcelain'! This sketch is really good, it is better than those masterpieces of masters, I don't know if it is whose work."
"Yeah, I don't know where these students borrowed from. It's really a good work. It has reversed my character of never reading sketches. From now on, as long as it is the work of this master, I will Look, haha!" Zhang Houyuan nodded.
"Not only is the work good, but the acting skills are also great! In our school, can you find a few acting talents like Zhang Cheng?" Fatty Wang said proudly.
"Oh? That young man on the stage is called Zhang Cheng? Well, he is indeed very good. This is the student with the best qualifications I have ever seen. Although his appearance is not up to standard, maybe his strength can cover up his shortcomings. " Zhang Houyuan stared at Zhang Cheng on the stage appreciatively, just imagine, modern popular stars basically come from him, and he is quite accurate in judging people.
"Principal, don't you know that I was conquered by this young man on the day of the interview. It was a shock, even if it was..." Fatty Wang paused, looked at Li Xiumei who was not far away, and found that she was watching intently. "Even Li Mingxuan, a popular young student, doesn't have such superb acting skills."
Of course, Fatty Wang lowered his voice when he said the last sentence.He doesn't want to offend a masterpiece like Li Xiumei, it's scary just thinking about it!
Upon hearing the words, Principal Zhang and the teaching director looked at Li Xiumei at the same time, with inscrutable smiles on their faces.
"You! Director Wang, I think you just want to be the Bole of that Maxima, right?" The dean patted Wang Nancheng's hand, then pointed at Zhang Cheng and said jokingly.
"Hey, I don't dare to be a bole, but this kid is indeed a talent. I'm not his class teacher, how can I be a bole?" Fatty Wang suddenly thought of Li Xiumei's prejudice against Zhang Cheng, and couldn't help frowning...
The performance on stage is still going on...
At this time, Zhang Cheng seemed a little at a loss, "Oh my god, this is indeed too much like the scene of the accident. But aunt is not what you imagined, my car was rear-ended."
Mo Lingling cried out in pain again: "Oh my tailbone!"
Zhang Cheng hurriedly corrected him: "I'm talking about rear-end chasing, not tail-bone chasing. I'm talking about the bumper, and you're talking about the base of the tail."
"It's over, it's New Year's Eve, and the root of its tail was smashed, it's okay, Sui Sui (Sui Sui) is safe!" Mo Lingling looked helpless.
【Audience in the audience: Hahahahahaha...】
Zhang Cheng sighed, "I said aunt, you should remember it carefully, no one really bumped into you."
Mo Lingling raised her head from the ground and gave Zhang Cheng a look, "No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters away, so if you hit me, I'm going abroad now."
"No, what's your identity, aunt? Why can't you go abroad without a visa? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away!" Zhang Cheng heard that this aunt was completely dependent on him, and his face was full. unwilling.
"How many meters does it take to fly? At this time, is it meaningful for you to be more than three meters and two meters?" Mo Lingling is so reasonable and unforgiving.
Zhang Cheng spread his hands, "Okay, aunt, let's stop talking, let's talk about pictures, fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now..." Zhang Cheng looked up at the surveillance cameras on the roadside, but saw The lens of the camera is gone, and only a few wires are hanging on it. "Where is the head? It's over, the head is gone, and if this entanglement continues, there will be no head. Even if I jump into the Yellow River, I won't be able to clean me up."
Zhang Cheng wanted to take his hand out of Mo Lingling's hand, but Mo Lingling grabbed his hand even harder. "What's the matter, do you still want to go?"
"I'm sure I won't be in a hurry, I have to run." Breaking free from Mo Lingling's control, Zhang Cheng ran to his bicycle.
Mo Lingling quickly supported the floor with her right hand, trying to get up and prevent Zhang Cheng from leaving, "Hey, you..."
Zhang Cheng hurriedly pushed his bicycle and hid behind a billboard on the side of the road.
At this moment, Passerby A played by Zhang Yizhi appeared on the stage. He was wearing a suit, tie, and a deep red scarf around his neck. He walked towards Mo Lingling while answering the phone.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry... wait, I saw an old lady fell on the road and no one came to help her, why do you think the current social atmosphere is like this , others don’t care, I care! Aunt, don’t move.”
Mo Lingling, who was struggling to get up by herself, looked at Zhang Yizhi eagerly when she heard this, thinking that he wanted to come and help her.But who knew that Zhang Yizhi picked up the phone and took a photo of Mo Lingling with a 'click' sound, then put the phone to his ear again.
"I'll post a post on Weibo right away to condemn this kind of behavior, and let my parents retweet and comment, daughter-in-law, remember to give me a thumbs up. Oh, this old lady fell, it's so miserable..."
Seeing the passer-by played by Zhang Yizhi drifting past, Zhang Cheng bared his teeth and claws behind him, "Poor, don't you give me a hand!"
In desperation, Zhang Cheng, who couldn't bear it anymore, ran back and helped Mo Lingling sit up. "Come on, aunt, let's sit up first. Aunt, I will take you to the hospital right away, but I beg you, please help me prove it, and you can say that I am an innocent passerby, okay?"
Mo Lingling nodded obediently and said, "Okay."
[Audience in the audience: Breathe a sigh of relief. 】
"This boy is out of the trap! I thought he would be blackmailed!" Principal Zhang said excitedly, thinking that the performance was almost over.
The dean nodded again and again: "Yes, this unlucky boy, even the gods won't help him, otherwise how could the monitoring be broken?"
Mo Lingling glanced at Zhang Cheng, "It's 79, it hit the ground with a bang, is it okay?"
After hearing this, Zhang Cheng immediately squatted down, "Oh, grandma, let's see if it's broken? Does it hurt?"
Being reminded by Zhang Cheng, Mo Lingling seemed to have remembered something, and kept crying out in pain: "Oh, my elbow!
Mo Lingling paused for a moment, and glanced at Zhang Cheng's reaction, "Oh, my bologna! Oh, my disc! Oh, it doesn't hurt at all!"
【Hahahahahaha...】
Mo Binbin in the audience was also amused by Zhang Cheng and Mo Lingling, "Dad, Mom, the cooperation between these two is really perfect!"
"Isn't it? Mom, this is really the most wonderful skit I've ever seen in my life. I didn't expect... I didn't expect it to be performed by my daughter..." Mother Mo smiled and took out toilet paper to wipe the corners of her eyes. Tears of relief.
Mo's father patted Mo's mother's hand distressedly, "Look at you, watching your daughter perform a show and seeing her crying and laughing at the same time, it's a joke for people to see!"
"You're talking about me, I don't know who laughed so hard that I couldn't straighten up..." Mother Mo said bluntly.
"I..." Father Mo didn't know what to say.
When Mo Binbin saw his parents raised the bar again, he couldn't help rolling his eyes, "You two can do it, we want to show off our love when we go home. Let's An Shengsheng finish watching the performance of the two of them first." .”
Mo's mother glared at Mo's father, then turned to watch her show.
"..." Zhang Cheng looked helpless, "Auntie, it's all over now, so don't use the method of elimination. Since it doesn't hurt anywhere, let's try to see if we can walk away."
Mo Lingling nodded and said, "Hey, I'll try."
Zhang Cheng slowly tried to help Mo Lingling up, "Hey, slow down!"
But instead of getting up, Mo Lingling lay on the spot and spun around 360 degrees. She didn't get up, she was still lying on the ground, her legs stretched out and her hips rubbed the floor and walked around.
【Audience in the audience: Hahahahahaha...】
"Oh! You can walk this way, but you are walking according to the watch!" Zhang Cheng exclaimed when he saw this.
But in the next second, Mo Lingling cried out in pain again: "Oh, why does my hip suddenly hurt?"
Zhang Cheng patiently explained: "That's for sure. Just now you were grinding when you were spinning on the ground. It's good that it didn't catch fire. Come on, aunt, I'll help you up!" After finishing speaking, he helped Mo Lingling sat up.
Mo Lingling took a closer look at Zhang Cheng, "Oh, young man, your face is covered with bruises and purple patches, and it's hard enough for you to fall."
Zhang Cheng stroked his scarred face, and said with a naive smile, "Auntie, I'm fine."
Mo Lingling held Zhang Cheng's hands tightly, and said happily, "You are a good boy, and you know how to help aunt up."
Zhang Cheng raised his head and said with a smile: "I am addicted to doing good deeds."
But after hearing what Mo Lingling said next second, he couldn't laugh immediately.
"It's going to be someone else, I'll run away after the collision!" Mo Lingling said while clapping Zhang Cheng's hand, seemingly appreciative.
"..." The smile froze on Zhang Cheng's face, he gently put Mo Lingling back on the ground, and quickly pulled his hands away.He said like he was hiding from the plague while taking two steps back: "Auntie, you have fallen into a daze!"
Mo Lingling wondered, "Huh?"
"And it was so sudden, you fell by yourself! When you fell, I was still 10 meters away from you. Look, it's my bicycle, and the evidence is solid." Zhang Cheng was serious Pointing to the half-waste bicycle parked aside.
Mo Lingling was even more excited when she saw the bicycle, "Oh, the rims are all like that. After working for a long time, I flew over from there. Can I still save it? Oh..."
【Audience in the audience: Hahahahahaha...】
Zhang Houyuan almost laughed so hard, he turned his head and said to the dean sitting next to him: "This kid has been blackmailed, this is. Hahahaha..."
The dean couldn't help laughing, "Yeah, look at the old lady's appearance, this is a typical 'touch porcelain'! This sketch is really good, it is better than those masterpieces of masters, I don't know if it is whose work."
"Yeah, I don't know where these students borrowed from. It's really a good work. It has reversed my character of never reading sketches. From now on, as long as it is the work of this master, I will Look, haha!" Zhang Houyuan nodded.
"Not only is the work good, but the acting skills are also great! In our school, can you find a few acting talents like Zhang Cheng?" Fatty Wang said proudly.
"Oh? That young man on the stage is called Zhang Cheng? Well, he is indeed very good. This is the student with the best qualifications I have ever seen. Although his appearance is not up to standard, maybe his strength can cover up his shortcomings. " Zhang Houyuan stared at Zhang Cheng on the stage appreciatively, just imagine, modern popular stars basically come from him, and he is quite accurate in judging people.
"Principal, don't you know that I was conquered by this young man on the day of the interview. It was a shock, even if it was..." Fatty Wang paused, looked at Li Xiumei who was not far away, and found that she was watching intently. "Even Li Mingxuan, a popular young student, doesn't have such superb acting skills."
Of course, Fatty Wang lowered his voice when he said the last sentence.He doesn't want to offend a masterpiece like Li Xiumei, it's scary just thinking about it!
Upon hearing the words, Principal Zhang and the teaching director looked at Li Xiumei at the same time, with inscrutable smiles on their faces.
"You! Director Wang, I think you just want to be the Bole of that Maxima, right?" The dean patted Wang Nancheng's hand, then pointed at Zhang Cheng and said jokingly.
"Hey, I don't dare to be a bole, but this kid is indeed a talent. I'm not his class teacher, how can I be a bole?" Fatty Wang suddenly thought of Li Xiumei's prejudice against Zhang Cheng, and couldn't help frowning...
The performance on stage is still going on...
At this time, Zhang Cheng seemed a little at a loss, "Oh my god, this is indeed too much like the scene of the accident. But aunt is not what you imagined, my car was rear-ended."
Mo Lingling cried out in pain again: "Oh my tailbone!"
Zhang Cheng hurriedly corrected him: "I'm talking about rear-end chasing, not tail-bone chasing. I'm talking about the bumper, and you're talking about the base of the tail."
"It's over, it's New Year's Eve, and the root of its tail was smashed, it's okay, Sui Sui (Sui Sui) is safe!" Mo Lingling looked helpless.
【Audience in the audience: Hahahahahaha...】
Zhang Cheng sighed, "I said aunt, you should remember it carefully, no one really bumped into you."
Mo Lingling raised her head from the ground and gave Zhang Cheng a look, "No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters away, so if you hit me, I'm going abroad now."
"No, what's your identity, aunt? Why can't you go abroad without a visa? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away!" Zhang Cheng heard that this aunt was completely dependent on him, and his face was full. unwilling.
"How many meters does it take to fly? At this time, is it meaningful for you to be more than three meters and two meters?" Mo Lingling is so reasonable and unforgiving.
Zhang Cheng spread his hands, "Okay, aunt, let's stop talking, let's talk about pictures, fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now..." Zhang Cheng looked up at the surveillance cameras on the roadside, but saw The lens of the camera is gone, and only a few wires are hanging on it. "Where is the head? It's over, the head is gone, and if this entanglement continues, there will be no head. Even if I jump into the Yellow River, I won't be able to clean me up."
Zhang Cheng wanted to take his hand out of Mo Lingling's hand, but Mo Lingling grabbed his hand even harder. "What's the matter, do you still want to go?"
"I'm sure I won't be in a hurry, I have to run." Breaking free from Mo Lingling's control, Zhang Cheng ran to his bicycle.
Mo Lingling quickly supported the floor with her right hand, trying to get up and prevent Zhang Cheng from leaving, "Hey, you..."
Zhang Cheng hurriedly pushed his bicycle and hid behind a billboard on the side of the road.
At this moment, Passerby A played by Zhang Yizhi appeared on the stage. He was wearing a suit, tie, and a deep red scarf around his neck. He walked towards Mo Lingling while answering the phone.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry... wait, I saw an old lady fell on the road and no one came to help her, why do you think the current social atmosphere is like this , others don’t care, I care! Aunt, don’t move.”
Mo Lingling, who was struggling to get up by herself, looked at Zhang Yizhi eagerly when she heard this, thinking that he wanted to come and help her.But who knew that Zhang Yizhi picked up the phone and took a photo of Mo Lingling with a 'click' sound, then put the phone to his ear again.
"I'll post a post on Weibo right away to condemn this kind of behavior, and let my parents retweet and comment, daughter-in-law, remember to give me a thumbs up. Oh, this old lady fell, it's so miserable..."
Seeing the passer-by played by Zhang Yizhi drifting past, Zhang Cheng bared his teeth and claws behind him, "Poor, don't you give me a hand!"
In desperation, Zhang Cheng, who couldn't bear it anymore, ran back and helped Mo Lingling sit up. "Come on, aunt, let's sit up first. Aunt, I will take you to the hospital right away, but I beg you, please help me prove it, and you can say that I am an innocent passerby, okay?"
Mo Lingling nodded obediently and said, "Okay."
[Audience in the audience: Breathe a sigh of relief. 】
"This boy is out of the trap! I thought he would be blackmailed!" Principal Zhang said excitedly, thinking that the performance was almost over.
The dean nodded again and again: "Yes, this unlucky boy, even the gods won't help him, otherwise how could the monitoring be broken?"
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