super star system

Zhang Cheng stroked his chin with his fingers, pondered for a while, and suddenly thought of a good idea!

"Since they think there is a ghost, let's really pretend to be a ghost. If you scare them to death, the wallet will come back naturally." Zhang Cheng said to Li Xiaohu with a malicious smile.

"Well, it sounds exciting. Brother Zhang, please tell me how to scare!" Li Xiaohu asked curiously. He was also very curious about pretending to be a ghost to scare people.

"Come on, come closer and I'll talk to you." Zhang Cheng put his arms around Li Xiaohu's shoulders and muttered for a while, and then the two of them showed obscene and lecherous expressions at the same time.If Zhang Cheng's expression is seen by his fans, they will definitely turn around and leave, and Zhang Cheng will be a passerby from then on.

"Hey! You two saw someone approaching this just now!" The big man pointed at the two gatekeepers and yelled.

"We didn't see anything." The two big men shook their heads and explained.

"Oh, that's weird. Is there really a ghost?" The big man was startled by the thoughts in his heart, he shrank his neck, and his small eyes the size of mung beans glanced around, but in the end he Nothing was found either.This made him even more frightened, the huge body of the big man hurriedly hid behind a petite young lady.Only one head was exposed and looked around.

"Hahaha, you look small-eyed and hide behind women. What's the use of you being so big to hide behind women? Besides, we big men are full of yang energy, which ghost dares to come! Grandpa, I A piss on it will make him go out of his wits!"

After hearing the conversations of several people outside, Zhang Cheng and Zhang Cheng knew that the person who stole Li Xiaohu's wallet was called Xiaoyan. The combination of this name and his tall figure was very powerful!
"What nonsense are you talking about, son of a bitch! I don't care, I just want to see if this chick is in good shape, and I'll fuck her later, not bad, this chick is talented!"

Hearing what the man said, Xiaoyan immediately felt relieved, and he was right, our yang energy is so strong!Which brat dares to enter my body!After talking about Xiaoyan, he didn't forget to touch the young lady to cover up his embarrassment.It made the lady laugh again and again.

"What a big deal, go back, if you don't go back, the food will be cold." Another person who was called Gouzi by Xiaoyan hurried into the house by himself without waiting for others to answer.

"Gouzi, eat less, save some for us!" Seeing Gouzi get in, other people also entered the house.

"Crack!" As soon as the gate was closed, only two strong men guarding the gate were left shivering in the cold wind blowing late at night.

"Xiaohu, come! Brother Cheng will take you to have fun today!" Zhang Cheng whispered to Li Xiaohu with a wicked smile.

"Hey hey!" Li Xiaohu and Li Xiaohu laughed evilly a few times, and then they started their scary career!
"Come on! Drink! Today, my lord, I made a lot of money! Let's eat with our stomachs open!" Xiaoyan said pretending to be heroic, holding up the wine glass.

"Okay! Brother Yan is so proud!" Others complimented Xiaoyan one after another.

And the young ladies standing beside Jian Zhuang leaned towards Xiaoyan one after another, hoping to get a little more oil and water.

For a while, this humble little Wu was full of corruption and corruption.

"Crack!" A wine bottle burst suddenly, and a piece of it hit Xiaoyan's buttocks where half of his pants had been taken off, and Xiaoyan, who had finally had desire, withered again because of this.It is estimated that after one or two more scares, Xiaoyan will never have sex again in the rest of his life.

"Fuck, who threw the wine bottle! Get out of here!" Xiaoyan pulled up his pants and yelled at a group of drinking people.

"We didn't throw it away. The wine bottles can still be sold for money. How could we be willing to throw them away?" A group of people looked at Xiaoyan in confusion. From their expressions, it was obvious that no one threw the wine bottle.

"Damn it, your tm acting really looks like Zhang Cheng's acting skills!" Xiaoyan said cursingly.

"Zhang Cheng is my idol. I like listening to his song the most. If the world is dark, I am actually very beautiful. I advance and retreat in love, and at most I will be consumed... Ugly, eh, eh, can you turn off the lights?" Open it..." One of them even started to sing while talking, not to mention, he really sang something like the original song, maybe this person sang so well because of his deep feelings?

"Hey hey, brother Cheng, you're famous, and this den of thieves knows about you, and even has your fans! It's not easy!" Li Xiaohu said with a smile.

"That's right, brother Cheng, I'm going to become a world superstar, and ah, I'll be gentle with this kid later." Zhang Cheng reminded.

"Don't worry, I'm your fan too, brother Cheng. Your fans are my friends. I'll pay attention." Li Xiaohu patted his chest and promised.Zhang Cheng patted Li Xiaohu's head admiringly, making the latter proud. My head was touched by a world superstar!

At the wine table, a group of people started to eat and drink again, and Xiaoyan, who had been frightened, regained his strength and mounted his horse with a gun. Little did they know that two ghosts were watching every move in the house.

"Come on, la la." Suddenly, there was a toothache sound in the tin room, similar to scratching a blackboard with nails.

That small eye was able to bear it quite well this time, and he was not scared. He didn't even look at the source of the sound, but felt that the sound might be the sound of small stones blown by the wind hitting the room. He also disapproved of the voice, and still ate and drank to himself.

"Xiaohu, you can't do this, he didn't react at all!" Zhang Cheng whispered with a smile.

"I was just trying to see if this iron house is really made of iron. If there is a wooden board pretending to be an iron house, then we should stand up and resolutely suppress such unscrupulous merchants in order to protect consumer rights!" Li Xiaohu's righteous words made Zhang Cheng almost believe his evil.

"The young man is good at acting. Shall I arrange a role for you?" Zhang Cheng teased.

"Really! Then I'll thank Brother Zhang here first!" Li Xiaohu said with a look of surprise, but what greeted him was Zhang Cheng's big white eyes.

"Xiao Hu, knock my fans unconscious first, and don't scare him later." Zhang Cheng said with a concerned expression.

"Okay!" Li Xiaohu tiptoed to the back of Zhang Cheng's fan, and with a hand knife, the fan fell down in response.

"Hahaha, look at Da Zhuang's coward, he fell down before taking a few sips!" The people next to him saw that Da Zhuang's fan of Zhang Cheng passed out on the ground, and burst into laughter.

"Good job!" Seeing Li Xiaohu come back without any risk, Zhang Cheng praised with a thumbs up.

"Hey, I must finish what brother Cheng told me!" Li Xiaohu said flatteringly, but Zhang Cheng actually nodded with a shameless smile, which was quite useful to Li Xiaohu's words.

"Crack!" A chair flew towards the iron house suddenly, and the sound stunned everyone in the room.

There is no doubt that Xiaoyan, who had just fought for less than 2 minutes, was resigned again. He cursed and didn't plan to do it anymore. If he did it again, he might really explain it here.

"Damn it, that bastard kicked the chair away, see if I don't kill him!" Xiao Yan said cursingly as he lifted his pants.For a moment, no one dared to answer Xiaoyan's words, which made Dayan secretly proud, "It seems that I am the leader!"

He looked back pretending to be majestic, and saw a group of people who were silent, but their eyes were full of horror.

Xiaoyan is very satisfied with this situation, and the irritability caused by the abandonment just now has disappeared.

Xiaoyan blocked his mouth with his fist, cleared his throat slightly, and was about to speak, but a word from a person in the audience made him startled.

"Xiaoyan, we may have really bumped into a ghost." A big man looked behind Xiaoyan and said in horror.

Xiaoyan twisted his neck back stiffly. "Oh my god!" He jumped back suddenly when he saw the thing in front of him, obviously frightened by it.

Next to the door, I saw a chair quietly suspended in mid-air, going up and down for a while, which was very strange.And the table with the leftover beer shook violently. After a while, the unfinished beer fell to the ground, making a burst of bang bang bang sound, and the splashed beer hit Xiaoyan and others. A trace of coolness spread from their faces to their hearts.It's even more weird, those who are not strong enough to bear it, have already started talking and writing gossip and begging grandpa to sue grandma.What's more, he was so frightened that he peed his pants. For a while, the smell of wine, meat and urine mixed in the room, which made people feel nauseous.

"Master, I was wrong, please do me a favor, spare my life, and I will definitely burn paper money for you later." Some people kowtowed to the bench hanging in the air like chickens pecking at rice. .

"Ah, that ghost grabbed my leg!" Xiao Yan cried out, no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get away.It's a joke, if Li Xiaohu really struggles, then Li Xiaohu's boxing practice for so many years will be in vain.

When everyone heard that the ghost was at Xiaoyan, they ran away in all directions, fearing that the ghost would stare at them.

"You guys, ah!" Just as Xiao Yan was about to speak, a big gash suddenly opened on his leg, which was very scary.

"Brother, we don't dare anymore, please spare our lives!" Seeing this, everyone quickly knelt down and said.

At this time Zhang Cheng casually walked up to Xiaoyan, easily took out Li Xiaohu's wallet and returned it to him.

Then he slammed down on the bench and knocked his small eyes unconscious.

Afterwards, it was much easier. Li Xiaohu was carrying a bench alone, and he fainted when he saw someone. Within 10 minutes, everyone in the room and people outside the door collapsed.

"Brother Cheng is still awesome!" Li Xiaohu admired sincerely, without concealing his admiration for him.

"Hehe, it's a trivial matter, it's getting late, you should go home quickly." Zhang Cheng said

"Well, goodbye, Brother Cheng!"

"Goodbye."