Siheyuan: God-level system, cutting Hu Ranqiu leaves

"Li Qingshan, don't pretend to be mysterious. Who doesn't know that you and the third master also have conflicts. Everyone is afraid of you. I, the cook, Shazhu, didn't pay attention to you. If you have the ability, you will catch anyone who goes to the plate. Put maggots in there, if you can't catch them out, don't put that nonsense!"

Silly Zhu wore an apron on his upper body and grinned to the back of his ears. Ran Qiuye, who was sitting with Li Qingshan, was very indignant with that villainous look.

She just wanted to stand up and hate this bitch, but was stopped by Li Qingshan first, with a faint smile, Li Qingshan extracted the straight-talking talisman from the backpack grid, and then chose the target on Shazhu.

After all, it was Yu Li's day of great joy. Li Qingshan didn't want to reveal this matter in advance, but this guy Shazhu actually took the initiative to provoke him, so it's no wonder that Li Qingshan was so cruel.

He wants to expose Sha Zhu's ugly face in front of the big guys.

"Silly Zhu, let me ask you, is it because you put maggots on the plate to get revenge on Xu Damao on purpose!"

When Li Qingshan opened his mouth like this, the big guys sighed. At first, they thought that everyone Li could hold back some big moves, but this is the result?

How can a thief take the initiative to admit that he is a thief?Unless this person has bubbles in his head.

Qin Huairu sat at the dinner table and discussed in a low voice: "Look at this Li Qingshan is young, his brain is not enough, he is so stupid, he doesn't even understand such a simple truth, how can a thief admit that he is a thief, if he can catch him Whoever puts maggots on the plate, I will eat all the maggots on the plate!"

Although Lou Xiaoe did not understand why Li Qingshan did this, she still took out five yuan from her pocket: "Qin Huairu is what you said, I bet five yuan, if Li Qingshan really catches who put the maggots, you will Eat up all the maggots on that plate!"

Not to be outdone, Xu Chunyan also took out five yuan: "The moth is right, I have five yuan here, just in case you don't have the ability to take it, so I just ask, if my son catches the person who put the maggots, then Not only do you have to eat up all the maggots on the plate, but you also have to go to the toilet to pick one and eat it yourself!"

Qin Huairu is not timid at all, she does not believe that there are people in the world who take the initiative to admit that they are thieves. Although Sha Zhu has a negative IQ in front of her, he is still very shrewd under normal circumstances.

The money picked up for nothing is not for nothing, Qin Huairu immediately agreed, and even asked everyone in the courtyard to be a witness: "You guys heard clearly just now, you two don't renege on your debts, or else, I will eat more if you add one yuan more." A maggot!"

Qin Huairu saw that Qian's eyes were wide open, and boldly raised the bargaining chip.

Lou Xiao'e and Xu Chunyan didn't bother to know the same level as this woman, so they took out an extra five yuan with a dark face, for no other reason than to watch Qin Huairu eat maggots.

Qin Huairu beamed with joy, her eyes almost narrowed into slits. The 20 yuan was nearly a month's salary before, and she didn't expect to pick it up casually.

When he was secretly happy, he saw Silly Zhu who was on the cusp of the storm blushing for some reason, covering his mouth with his hands as if struggling extremely.

Seeing this, Li Qingshan knew that the Straight Talk Talisman had taken effect: "Silly Zhu, if you have something to say and fart, did you put the maggots in the plate!"

Silly Zhu couldn't control it after all, and shouted hysterically: "That's right, I put the maggots on the dish on purpose, and I didn't even wash them, the purpose was to get revenge on Xu Damao for disgusting."

As soon as this remark came out, the whole audience was shocked, watching the silly Zhu who hurriedly covered his mouth with his eyes shattered, feeling that there are really such stupid people in this world, long time to see you again.

"Did you hear? I asked you if you heard? Zhuzi just said no...

Wait, what did he just say! "

After reacting, Qin Huairu petrified on the spot, and the smile on his face disappeared.

The chopsticks fell off from his hands, and he whispered silently: "I heard it wrong, I heard it wrong, I must have heard it wrong! How could Sha Zhu be so stupid, even a dog would shake his head!"

How many maggots do you have to eat? This pretty widow has been tortured by dog ​​licking.

As soon as he heard that Silly Zhu wanted to take revenge on himself on purpose, Xu Damao became furious: "Well, you silly Zhu, it's okay to bully me before, but I didn't expect to let me eat maggots on purpose now, just wait, we Sooner or later, the two will never end!"

There is something to say when the talisman is activated, and Sha Zhu blurted out: "Cut, who is afraid of whom, I didn't get enough of you that night?
Xu Damao and the people who eat melons: Shocked
Lou Xiaoe: Shocked.

What did I miss before?
Looking at Xu Damao who was full of anxiety and wanted to defend himself, Lou Xiaoge calmed down from the shock: "Da Mao, I don't blame you, no wonder you always don't get up. !"

"Hey! No wonder Xu Damao has no children. It turns out that Xu Damao likes this mouthful. I have learned it and seen it. I am grateful to nature for all its wonders."

This melon is getting bigger and bigger, and the people who eat melons feel very comfortable.

Seeing that the words in Silly Zhu's mouth became more and more outrageous, the deaf old lady who was sitting on the table hurriedly slammed down on the ground with a cane: "Zhu Zi, what are you talking about, shut up quickly, I have raised you since I was a child, and I haven't seen you since childhood." You are such a tiger!"

The old lady was heartbroken and hated that iron could not be made into steel.

Silly Zhu deliberately wanted to cover his mouth and not speak, but today he didn't know why, the thoughts in his heart always blurted out, and he couldn't tell lies at all.

"Come on, you old man, I really think I want to pretend to be a grandson, not because of my reputation, I want you to take care of me in the yard, otherwise who wants to take care of you, an old lady with a weird temper, why don't you stay cool !"

Silly Zhu looked at the deaf old lady who was trembling with anger, his face was also full of shock, what happened today and why he couldn't control his mouth.

The deaf old lady had a heart attack and took a heart-relief pill in a panic. She trembled and walked to her room, but she slipped and fainted within a few steps.

Seeing his son's wedding turned out like this, Yan Bugui took the silly Zhu away and said, "Zhuzi, you don't look stupid at ordinary times, why do you say bad things, the third master doesn't want to hurt you, so hurry up and go back to the house and have a good time." think about it."

The original intention was very good, but Shazhu didn't appreciate it at all: "Come on, you, just pay me a few cents to cook, do you really think I'm rare? To tell you the truth, the reason why the food is so salty is because I put more salt on purpose , I’m so mad at you, old grandson, why should I still be single when your son gets married!”

Yan Bugui couldn't believe his ears: "You, what did you just say!"

"What are you talking about? Are you deaf or something? To tell you the truth, you gave me three catties of pork and asked me to cut it into shreds and cook it in the dishes. water!"

Sha Zhu couldn't control his mouth at all, shaking out the words in his heart like beans pouring out of a bamboo tube.

Originally, the wedding was poor enough, but I didn't expect that there would be people making money, which instantly ignited the anger of everyone present.

"No, what kind of person is this! Put so much salt on purpose, trying to salt us to death!" Swallowed."

"This idiot is too wicked, I guess his mouth is full of shit!"

"Silly Zhu, you put maggots on Xu Damao's vegetable plate. We don't care, and it has nothing to do with us. What you did behind you is not authentic. I didn't say anything. Hurry up and report to the police to arrest this wicked thing. !"

Liu Haizhong was annoyed, he was sitting at the same table with Xu Damao just now, he almost ate maggots, he wished he could cut the idiot into pieces.

"No, no, listen to my explanation, I did it! What can you do!"

Silly Zhu covered his mouth in panic, he made a big mess today!