The strongest salted fish system of special forces
Chapter 106 Laxatives
"Old man, what do you do?"
As soon as Zhuang Yan entered the tent, he saw white steamed buns on the pot in front of him. There was a strong fragrance in the pot, and it turned out to be stewed vegetables!
It is obviously a very happy thing to be able to eat stewed vegetables at this time.The solemn eyes also stared at the contents of the pot without blinking, and swallowed.
Although he was not that hungry, he really wanted to eat.
The cook and soldier who asked him seemed to see what he was thinking, but he was solemn and didn't answer, and he couldn't help it.I can only repeat it loudly again!
"I want to ask for something to eat!"
Only then did Zhuang Yan realize that he was stunned by those who were eating, and forgot to answer their questions, so he quickly looked away, still swallowed silently, and said.
[Ding, the host forgot to answer the questions when he saw the food, and successfully obtained 100 system salted fish charm points! 】
On the battlefield, if you can see food, you will forget your identity, and you will forget your mission, which is probably only a big salty fish like Zhuang Yan!
"Okay, you eat and leave quickly! This is not the place you should come!"
Seeing that everyone had already sneaked in, the cooking soldier had no way to drive them away, so he found a big bowl and filled it for Zhuang Yan, took a big steamed bun, and handed it to Zhuang Yan.
Zhuang Yan hurriedly picked it up greedily, then found a suitable corner in the tent and ate it with big mouthfuls.
In less than 5 minutes, a big bowl of steaming stewed vegetables and steamed buns was completely eaten by Zhuang Yan.
[Ding, the host lured the enemy into food during the mission, and successfully obtained 80 system salted fish charm points! 】
In the entire history of war, I am afraid that apart from Zhuang Yan who will go to the enemy's camp to cheat for food and drink, there will never be another one!
"Little brother, can I have another bowl?"
Zhuang Yan finished his bowl, smacked his lips again, looked at one of them weakly, and asked in a low voice.
"You can really eat!"
The soldier looked at Zhuang Yan helplessly, and said in shock.Then he held the solemn bowl angrily and filled another bowl for him!
Zhuang Yan smiled, stopped talking, and squatted in the corner to eat again.While eating, he quietly followed the situation of the other cooking soldiers.
[Ding, the host monitored the cooking soldiers while eating, and successfully obtained 50 system salted fish charm points! 】
In this cooking class, I'm afraid few people can believe that this beggar would care about their actions!After all, they are not soldiers fighting on the front line, and they are rarely noticed by others, and they are not so vigilant!
"Little brother, I still want to eat!"
After finishing the third bowl, Zhuang Yan handed over his bowl again.The cooking soldier who was serving him food also became annoyed: "You old man, our soldiers haven't eaten yet! See how much you have eaten from us in a while? It's the last bowl, go and serve it yourself, it's over Hurry up and go!"
The cooking soldier was obviously annoyed, he didn't give him any chance at all, and said to him.
The reason why Zhuang Yan eats so much is that he really wants to eat, and the other is that he wants to find an opportunity to get close to their big pot.After all, laxatives have to be close to the big pot!
When the cooking soldier said this, he was naturally very happy and quickly approached.Without them noticing, they took out the laxatives they exchanged with the system before, and poured all of them into the cauldron.
"Sorry, I seem to have eaten too much. You see, how about I take two steamed buns and stop serving stewed vegetables? Is that okay?"
Zhuang Yan pretended to serve the dishes, and when it was only halfway through, he looked very apologetic, looked at them and asked.
[Ding, the host pretended not to want to eat, and successfully obtained 50 system salted fish charm points! 】
Three bowls of stewed vegetables, three steamed buns, such a large amount of food, I am afraid that there are not many in the entire military camp.The cooking soldier didn't expect that Zhuang Yan would take the initiative to say no to eating, so he naturally agreed very much.
"Okay, okay, take the steamed buns and leave quickly! We don't allow anyone to approach here, if you continue like this, it will be very dangerous!"
The cooking soldier obviously liked his self-knowledge very much, and nodded in agreement.
Zhuang Yan successfully won their approval, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he put the two steamed buns into his arms, and smiled happily at them!
"Thank you very much!"
Zhuang Yan pretended to be very simple and honest, took the steamed buns and left the barracks gratefully, and then hid in a commanding height around where he could observe the situation of the barracks.
The blue army's reconnaissance system is powerful, but it is difficult to detect personal walking targets like them.And after he disguised himself, it was difficult to be found.
Now that the medicine has been given, it still needs to be confirmed whether it works!
So solemnly after hiding, he simply lay down patiently, closed his eyes and rested his mind, preparing to catch up on returning to sleep!
[Ding, during the execution of the mission, the host was lazy and slept, and successfully obtained 100 system salted fish charm points! 】
I don't know how long it took, but Zhuang Yan only felt the system's reward prompt sound coming from his mind.And this reward seems to make him feel very happy!
[Ding, the host gave the blue army food and drink laxatives, the logistics team was in chaos, and successfully obtained 150 system salted fish charm points! 】
The prompt sound from the system also successfully woke up the solemnity from the previous rest.Zhuang Yan sat up, picked up the binoculars in his rucksack, and looked in the direction of the barracks!
I saw that in the barracks, many soldiers were clutching their stomachs and looking for places to defecate in the mountains and fields in all directions.And the outside of the barracks toilet was even more crowded.Apparently it was the two packs of laxatives he took that did the trick!
"Hahahaha! That's great! I can be recruited like this! With your logistics center, the high school team will definitely give me a passing grade! By then we will be the king of soldiers!"
Looking at his proud masterpiece, Zhuang Yan was very happy, and said to himself.Then he jumped down from the tree and left here again.
After all, this place is too close to the barracks, if someone sees me after defecating, and finally finds out that he gave the laxatives, then he will have to be skinned!That would be too unsafe!
As a thousand-year-old salted fish, he would never allow such a thing to happen!
No matter when, self-protection is the most important thing!Other tasks are floating clouds!Apart from eating and sleeping, there is nothing else for him to worry about!
With a strong figure, he walked towards the outside of the dense forest, avoiding the place where the blue army was stationed far away, so as not to be discovered and captured as a prisoner!
As soon as Zhuang Yan entered the tent, he saw white steamed buns on the pot in front of him. There was a strong fragrance in the pot, and it turned out to be stewed vegetables!
It is obviously a very happy thing to be able to eat stewed vegetables at this time.The solemn eyes also stared at the contents of the pot without blinking, and swallowed.
Although he was not that hungry, he really wanted to eat.
The cook and soldier who asked him seemed to see what he was thinking, but he was solemn and didn't answer, and he couldn't help it.I can only repeat it loudly again!
"I want to ask for something to eat!"
Only then did Zhuang Yan realize that he was stunned by those who were eating, and forgot to answer their questions, so he quickly looked away, still swallowed silently, and said.
[Ding, the host forgot to answer the questions when he saw the food, and successfully obtained 100 system salted fish charm points! 】
On the battlefield, if you can see food, you will forget your identity, and you will forget your mission, which is probably only a big salty fish like Zhuang Yan!
"Okay, you eat and leave quickly! This is not the place you should come!"
Seeing that everyone had already sneaked in, the cooking soldier had no way to drive them away, so he found a big bowl and filled it for Zhuang Yan, took a big steamed bun, and handed it to Zhuang Yan.
Zhuang Yan hurriedly picked it up greedily, then found a suitable corner in the tent and ate it with big mouthfuls.
In less than 5 minutes, a big bowl of steaming stewed vegetables and steamed buns was completely eaten by Zhuang Yan.
[Ding, the host lured the enemy into food during the mission, and successfully obtained 80 system salted fish charm points! 】
In the entire history of war, I am afraid that apart from Zhuang Yan who will go to the enemy's camp to cheat for food and drink, there will never be another one!
"Little brother, can I have another bowl?"
Zhuang Yan finished his bowl, smacked his lips again, looked at one of them weakly, and asked in a low voice.
"You can really eat!"
The soldier looked at Zhuang Yan helplessly, and said in shock.Then he held the solemn bowl angrily and filled another bowl for him!
Zhuang Yan smiled, stopped talking, and squatted in the corner to eat again.While eating, he quietly followed the situation of the other cooking soldiers.
[Ding, the host monitored the cooking soldiers while eating, and successfully obtained 50 system salted fish charm points! 】
In this cooking class, I'm afraid few people can believe that this beggar would care about their actions!After all, they are not soldiers fighting on the front line, and they are rarely noticed by others, and they are not so vigilant!
"Little brother, I still want to eat!"
After finishing the third bowl, Zhuang Yan handed over his bowl again.The cooking soldier who was serving him food also became annoyed: "You old man, our soldiers haven't eaten yet! See how much you have eaten from us in a while? It's the last bowl, go and serve it yourself, it's over Hurry up and go!"
The cooking soldier was obviously annoyed, he didn't give him any chance at all, and said to him.
The reason why Zhuang Yan eats so much is that he really wants to eat, and the other is that he wants to find an opportunity to get close to their big pot.After all, laxatives have to be close to the big pot!
When the cooking soldier said this, he was naturally very happy and quickly approached.Without them noticing, they took out the laxatives they exchanged with the system before, and poured all of them into the cauldron.
"Sorry, I seem to have eaten too much. You see, how about I take two steamed buns and stop serving stewed vegetables? Is that okay?"
Zhuang Yan pretended to serve the dishes, and when it was only halfway through, he looked very apologetic, looked at them and asked.
[Ding, the host pretended not to want to eat, and successfully obtained 50 system salted fish charm points! 】
Three bowls of stewed vegetables, three steamed buns, such a large amount of food, I am afraid that there are not many in the entire military camp.The cooking soldier didn't expect that Zhuang Yan would take the initiative to say no to eating, so he naturally agreed very much.
"Okay, okay, take the steamed buns and leave quickly! We don't allow anyone to approach here, if you continue like this, it will be very dangerous!"
The cooking soldier obviously liked his self-knowledge very much, and nodded in agreement.
Zhuang Yan successfully won their approval, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he put the two steamed buns into his arms, and smiled happily at them!
"Thank you very much!"
Zhuang Yan pretended to be very simple and honest, took the steamed buns and left the barracks gratefully, and then hid in a commanding height around where he could observe the situation of the barracks.
The blue army's reconnaissance system is powerful, but it is difficult to detect personal walking targets like them.And after he disguised himself, it was difficult to be found.
Now that the medicine has been given, it still needs to be confirmed whether it works!
So solemnly after hiding, he simply lay down patiently, closed his eyes and rested his mind, preparing to catch up on returning to sleep!
[Ding, during the execution of the mission, the host was lazy and slept, and successfully obtained 100 system salted fish charm points! 】
I don't know how long it took, but Zhuang Yan only felt the system's reward prompt sound coming from his mind.And this reward seems to make him feel very happy!
[Ding, the host gave the blue army food and drink laxatives, the logistics team was in chaos, and successfully obtained 150 system salted fish charm points! 】
The prompt sound from the system also successfully woke up the solemnity from the previous rest.Zhuang Yan sat up, picked up the binoculars in his rucksack, and looked in the direction of the barracks!
I saw that in the barracks, many soldiers were clutching their stomachs and looking for places to defecate in the mountains and fields in all directions.And the outside of the barracks toilet was even more crowded.Apparently it was the two packs of laxatives he took that did the trick!
"Hahahaha! That's great! I can be recruited like this! With your logistics center, the high school team will definitely give me a passing grade! By then we will be the king of soldiers!"
Looking at his proud masterpiece, Zhuang Yan was very happy, and said to himself.Then he jumped down from the tree and left here again.
After all, this place is too close to the barracks, if someone sees me after defecating, and finally finds out that he gave the laxatives, then he will have to be skinned!That would be too unsafe!
As a thousand-year-old salted fish, he would never allow such a thing to happen!
No matter when, self-protection is the most important thing!Other tasks are floating clouds!Apart from eating and sleeping, there is nothing else for him to worry about!
With a strong figure, he walked towards the outside of the dense forest, avoiding the place where the blue army was stationed far away, so as not to be discovered and captured as a prisoner!
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