Video Martial Arts: Top Ten Masters at the Beginning
137 Dog Food Spilled
The biggest taboo in the relationship between men and women, first, mentioning the ex-girlfriend in front of the current girlfriend!
Second, mention your ex-boyfriend in front of your current boyfriend!
But the white ape was already dazzled by happiness at this time, he didn't care about Fan Li and Fan Wei, and said: "Ah Qing, I like you!"
Ah Qing was also very happy: "Eunuch Bai, I like you very much too!"
The white ape asked: "Then your liking and my liking are the same liking?"
Ah Qing wondered: "It's also a liking. Is there any difference between your liking and mine?"
Bai Yuan asked anxiously: "My love is to be with you forever and never be apart!"
Ah Qing wondered: "Aren't we together forever now? And I don't want to go back to that world of intrigue and deceit again!"
Bai Yuan just became an adult, and his temperament is not much more complicated than that of Ah Qing, so Bai Yuan smiled happily, and he could see the back molars!
Ah Qing looked at the white ape's naked body, suddenly patted his head and said, "Eunuch Bai, we have to find you a piece of clothing, otherwise you will definitely get sick if you stay naked like this!"
The white ape wondered: "Wear clothes? Why do you wear clothes like you? I'm still wondering why you didn't throw away all your clothes like me?"
Ah Qing blushed, and said, "Smelly Eunuch Bai, I didn't expect you to have such thoughts!"
The two continued to flirt, and fed everyone in front of the screen plenty of dog food!
Ning Zhong said depressedly: "Please don't push these videos of men and women making love to me in the future, I'm a little allergic!"
Thinking about his miserable life again, Ning Zhong felt sad and burst into tears!
Yue Lingshan was pulling Lin Pingzhi to watch the video together at the moment, she quietly moved closer to Lin Pingzhi's side and asked, "Xiao Linzi, do you want to see me without clothes on?"
After saying this, Yue Lingshan only felt her cheeks burning hot, as if on fire!
Lin Pingzhi was confused by the question, who am I, where am I, how should I answer?
When Yue Lingshan saw Lin Pingzhi's cute face, she liked it even more!
Compared with the senior brother, Yue Lingshan fell in love with this junior junior brother who had a miserable life experience, was handsome, and most importantly listened to her own words!
In front of him, I seem to be a mature adult, like my father and mother, with a great maternal brilliance!
Yue Lingshan looked at Lin Pingzhi's handsome face, wishing she could hold him in her arms and feed him two mouthfuls of fresh milk!
-
[The ranking of the top ten martial arts masters comes to an end here! 】
Just when everyone was still being blessed by Ah Qing Yu Bai Yuan's unresolved love for humanity, a few large characters suddenly appeared on the blue screen!
"Thank you for accompanying the ten days and nights of the Top Ten Martial Arts Master Ranking Video. It is because of everyone's support and encouragement that I can make my video production more motivated and stimulate me to make more videos. Beautiful video!"
"The elders in the country can tolerate me, and don't make money in the world!"
"Student Ye Qingyang, on behalf of the Supreme Martial Arts website, is here to pay tribute to my parents!"
The last thing that appeared on the blue screen was Ye Qingyang himself. He clasped his hands together and made a clasping salute to everyone in the video!
Dongfang Bubai fixed his eyes and said, "I didn't expect Ye Qingyang to be a young man. With his strange clothes, he must be a barbarian, right?"
In the video, Ye Qingyang is wearing a bathrobe, which looks like an ancient gown, but he has short hair and no beard. He really looks like those nomads in ancient northern China!
Chinese orthodoxy has had parents whose body, hair and skin have been affected since ancient times, and they dare not damage them, so men tend to have long hair and long beards!
However, the nomads in the north don’t have enough to eat and don’t wear warm clothes every day. If they have the time to take care of their hairstyle every day, they might as well shave their heads!
Ye Qingyang continued on the screen: "In order to repay the love of the martial arts people, tomorrow I will continue to present more exciting inventory videos for you! Stay tuned!"
After finishing speaking, the screen went black, and it was completely over!
Ye Qingyang is over, but the imagination space left to countless martial arts figures is far from over!
The World of Deer and Ding Tale——
At the Tiandihui headquarters, Chen Jinnan and Wei Xiaobao were discussing how to kill the emperor of the Qing Dynasty—Kangxi!
Chen Jinnan said: "We alone are not enough to break through the siege of the Qing palace. Xiaobao, you have to resist this important task!"
Wei Xiaobao curled his lips and said: "Master, please spare me. That kid Kangxi has countless masters, and there are more than a dozen guards following him wherever he goes every day. I'm afraid that my three-legged cat's kung fu will disappear before I get close." was beaten to death!"
Emperor Hu De, the incense master of Shentaitang, said: "The chief rudder, the current plan is just one word—wait!"
"Wait?"
The rest of the incense masters were taken aback, what kind of strategy is this?Does it take time to kill Kangxi?
Just look at Kangxi's small physique, maybe if Kangxi is not dead, the Tiandihui will be disbanded first!
Chen Jinnan knew that Emperor Hu De would not talk nonsense, so he quickly asked: "Everyone be quiet, Lord Hu Xiang must have a clever plan!"
Emperor Hu De glanced at Chen Jinnan gratefully, and said, "Everyone, please listen to me. I wonder if you still remember that in this world, not only us, but also the world of Tianlong, the world of books and swords, the world of Liancheng Jue and so on!"
"You don't need to say that? It's all released in the video!"
"That's right, you didn't say let us watch the video to kill Kangxi?"
Even Chen Jinnan frowned a little at this time. The Tiandihui is not a monolithic organization. In terms of strict organization and strict discipline, they are all very loose!
Although he, as the chief rudder of the Tiandihui, has a noble status, he is also restrained by Zheng Keshuang's family!
To put it bluntly, he is the person in charge of the Tiandihui, but to put it bluntly, he is a dog of the Zheng family!
So these incense masters and hall masters have their own ulterior motives, and often they have already figured out how to divide the spoils and how to sue the Zheng family before things can be done!
There are hundreds of people, all kinds of people!
Naturally, Emperor Hu De didn't have as many worries as Chen Jinnan had, and angrily shouted: "Shut up all the fuck, who is interrupting, be careful that my old Hu's big sword doesn't have eyes!" '
Seeing that Emperor Hu De was angry, several talkative people quickly shut up!
Emperor Hu De cursed secretly, and then continued: "In yesterday's video, Mr. Ye used the martial arts masterpiece "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon" to offer a reward for Qianlong's head! That Qianlong is the grandson of Kangxi, his A reward can be offered for the head of a grandson, so isn’t there a reward for the head of Kangxi?”
"When Kangxi was slaughtered and the Qing government was in chaos, we happened to stage an uprising against his mother!"
After hearing Emperor Hu De's plan, Wei Xiaobao's heart also trembled!
This strategy is not poisonous, and it has a high chance of success!
The regime was newly established, and the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the customs less than 30 years ago, and the people's hearts are still uncertain. Now that there is an uprising, maybe it can really do something!
Everyone came from a bitter background, and they were originally poor. Give it a go, and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle!
"Oh, brother Hu is really the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang and Liu Bowen!"
"Who says it's not? I've long seen that Hu Xiangzhu is not a mortal, he is the reincarnation of the wisdom star in the sky!"
"In my opinion, Brother Hu may be the descendant of Hu Weiyong, the prime minister of the Ming Dynasty, the descendant of the official!"
Hearing that Emperor Hu De's plan was feasible, a large number of people who slapped rainbow farts suddenly appeared!
Chen Jinnan nodded, he also has this idea, but the plan can be copied, but peerless martial arts is not!
And now is the era when foreign guns and cannons are rampant. No matter how advanced the martial arts are, they are also afraid of kitchen knives. The power of firearms is so powerful that very people can resist it!
No matter how well you practice martial arts, it's not as good as a three-year-old musketeer!
What's more, when a martial arts master arrives on the battlefield, his function is not as good as an obedient pikeman!
Chen Jinnan frowned and said, "The biggest problem with this strategy is who will publish it?"And you must come up with something that can make everyone in the world flock to it! '
When everyone heard the words, they immediately came to their senses!
It's as if the company's plan is well done, the future plan is perfect, and the goal is set to make people tempted, but the most critical start-up capital has not yet been obtained!
At this time, the hall masters who had been touting just now began to mutter again: "What kind of shit is reincarnated, I think it's the reincarnation of a toad!"
"Let me just say, it's not that easy to rebel. I don't think my Ming Dynasty's hundreds of thousands of Kanto cavalry can stop the Manchu Tartars, and our three melons and two dates are not enough for people to stick their teeth!"
"That's right, who doesn't know how to talk big? As for his plan, I have thought of it a long time ago, but I just haven't said it!"
Emperor Hu De was so angry that he was half dead, and his mood fell from heaven to hell!
He is mourning his misfortune, and angry at him for not fighting!
With the touch of their mouths, they can wipe out other people's beliefs and efforts, and they always retreat!
If Emperor Hu De's family hadn't been completely killed by the Qing Dynasty, he would have retired to the mountains and forests to go to the fucking world!
It is precisely because of his blood and deep hatred that Emperor Hu De can bear to work with these pig teammates. Although his own talents are also very average, he has read books for several years and understands some truths!
There are many anti-Qing teams, and there are many anti-Qing and Ming-ming teams spontaneously organized by the people, but they are all rootless duckweeds, and they will disappear when a wave hits them!
The world will be different, it is backed by Zheng Chenggong's Zheng family!
The Zheng family has earned a reputation as the boss in Nanyang, and they can compete with the red-haired ghosts in the West. If anyone can hope to overthrow the rule of the Qing Dynasty, then only the Zheng family is left!
Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed when he saw the crowd arguing together!
Let's fight, let's fight!
What is it about anti-Qing and Ming Dynasty, expulsion of captives, half a dime relationship with me?
Anyway, I, Wei Xiaobao, was born and raised in a brothel, so what kind of state affairs is none of my business?
Whoever gives me money, whoever makes me a high official, I will be with whoever!Whoever is a good person!
This is Wei Xiaobao's life creed!
Chen Jinnan taught him martial arts, he is a good man!
Kangxi gave him an official position, and he is also a good person!
If a girl is beautiful, then she is a good person!
Second, mention your ex-boyfriend in front of your current boyfriend!
But the white ape was already dazzled by happiness at this time, he didn't care about Fan Li and Fan Wei, and said: "Ah Qing, I like you!"
Ah Qing was also very happy: "Eunuch Bai, I like you very much too!"
The white ape asked: "Then your liking and my liking are the same liking?"
Ah Qing wondered: "It's also a liking. Is there any difference between your liking and mine?"
Bai Yuan asked anxiously: "My love is to be with you forever and never be apart!"
Ah Qing wondered: "Aren't we together forever now? And I don't want to go back to that world of intrigue and deceit again!"
Bai Yuan just became an adult, and his temperament is not much more complicated than that of Ah Qing, so Bai Yuan smiled happily, and he could see the back molars!
Ah Qing looked at the white ape's naked body, suddenly patted his head and said, "Eunuch Bai, we have to find you a piece of clothing, otherwise you will definitely get sick if you stay naked like this!"
The white ape wondered: "Wear clothes? Why do you wear clothes like you? I'm still wondering why you didn't throw away all your clothes like me?"
Ah Qing blushed, and said, "Smelly Eunuch Bai, I didn't expect you to have such thoughts!"
The two continued to flirt, and fed everyone in front of the screen plenty of dog food!
Ning Zhong said depressedly: "Please don't push these videos of men and women making love to me in the future, I'm a little allergic!"
Thinking about his miserable life again, Ning Zhong felt sad and burst into tears!
Yue Lingshan was pulling Lin Pingzhi to watch the video together at the moment, she quietly moved closer to Lin Pingzhi's side and asked, "Xiao Linzi, do you want to see me without clothes on?"
After saying this, Yue Lingshan only felt her cheeks burning hot, as if on fire!
Lin Pingzhi was confused by the question, who am I, where am I, how should I answer?
When Yue Lingshan saw Lin Pingzhi's cute face, she liked it even more!
Compared with the senior brother, Yue Lingshan fell in love with this junior junior brother who had a miserable life experience, was handsome, and most importantly listened to her own words!
In front of him, I seem to be a mature adult, like my father and mother, with a great maternal brilliance!
Yue Lingshan looked at Lin Pingzhi's handsome face, wishing she could hold him in her arms and feed him two mouthfuls of fresh milk!
-
[The ranking of the top ten martial arts masters comes to an end here! 】
Just when everyone was still being blessed by Ah Qing Yu Bai Yuan's unresolved love for humanity, a few large characters suddenly appeared on the blue screen!
"Thank you for accompanying the ten days and nights of the Top Ten Martial Arts Master Ranking Video. It is because of everyone's support and encouragement that I can make my video production more motivated and stimulate me to make more videos. Beautiful video!"
"The elders in the country can tolerate me, and don't make money in the world!"
"Student Ye Qingyang, on behalf of the Supreme Martial Arts website, is here to pay tribute to my parents!"
The last thing that appeared on the blue screen was Ye Qingyang himself. He clasped his hands together and made a clasping salute to everyone in the video!
Dongfang Bubai fixed his eyes and said, "I didn't expect Ye Qingyang to be a young man. With his strange clothes, he must be a barbarian, right?"
In the video, Ye Qingyang is wearing a bathrobe, which looks like an ancient gown, but he has short hair and no beard. He really looks like those nomads in ancient northern China!
Chinese orthodoxy has had parents whose body, hair and skin have been affected since ancient times, and they dare not damage them, so men tend to have long hair and long beards!
However, the nomads in the north don’t have enough to eat and don’t wear warm clothes every day. If they have the time to take care of their hairstyle every day, they might as well shave their heads!
Ye Qingyang continued on the screen: "In order to repay the love of the martial arts people, tomorrow I will continue to present more exciting inventory videos for you! Stay tuned!"
After finishing speaking, the screen went black, and it was completely over!
Ye Qingyang is over, but the imagination space left to countless martial arts figures is far from over!
The World of Deer and Ding Tale——
At the Tiandihui headquarters, Chen Jinnan and Wei Xiaobao were discussing how to kill the emperor of the Qing Dynasty—Kangxi!
Chen Jinnan said: "We alone are not enough to break through the siege of the Qing palace. Xiaobao, you have to resist this important task!"
Wei Xiaobao curled his lips and said: "Master, please spare me. That kid Kangxi has countless masters, and there are more than a dozen guards following him wherever he goes every day. I'm afraid that my three-legged cat's kung fu will disappear before I get close." was beaten to death!"
Emperor Hu De, the incense master of Shentaitang, said: "The chief rudder, the current plan is just one word—wait!"
"Wait?"
The rest of the incense masters were taken aback, what kind of strategy is this?Does it take time to kill Kangxi?
Just look at Kangxi's small physique, maybe if Kangxi is not dead, the Tiandihui will be disbanded first!
Chen Jinnan knew that Emperor Hu De would not talk nonsense, so he quickly asked: "Everyone be quiet, Lord Hu Xiang must have a clever plan!"
Emperor Hu De glanced at Chen Jinnan gratefully, and said, "Everyone, please listen to me. I wonder if you still remember that in this world, not only us, but also the world of Tianlong, the world of books and swords, the world of Liancheng Jue and so on!"
"You don't need to say that? It's all released in the video!"
"That's right, you didn't say let us watch the video to kill Kangxi?"
Even Chen Jinnan frowned a little at this time. The Tiandihui is not a monolithic organization. In terms of strict organization and strict discipline, they are all very loose!
Although he, as the chief rudder of the Tiandihui, has a noble status, he is also restrained by Zheng Keshuang's family!
To put it bluntly, he is the person in charge of the Tiandihui, but to put it bluntly, he is a dog of the Zheng family!
So these incense masters and hall masters have their own ulterior motives, and often they have already figured out how to divide the spoils and how to sue the Zheng family before things can be done!
There are hundreds of people, all kinds of people!
Naturally, Emperor Hu De didn't have as many worries as Chen Jinnan had, and angrily shouted: "Shut up all the fuck, who is interrupting, be careful that my old Hu's big sword doesn't have eyes!" '
Seeing that Emperor Hu De was angry, several talkative people quickly shut up!
Emperor Hu De cursed secretly, and then continued: "In yesterday's video, Mr. Ye used the martial arts masterpiece "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon" to offer a reward for Qianlong's head! That Qianlong is the grandson of Kangxi, his A reward can be offered for the head of a grandson, so isn’t there a reward for the head of Kangxi?”
"When Kangxi was slaughtered and the Qing government was in chaos, we happened to stage an uprising against his mother!"
After hearing Emperor Hu De's plan, Wei Xiaobao's heart also trembled!
This strategy is not poisonous, and it has a high chance of success!
The regime was newly established, and the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the customs less than 30 years ago, and the people's hearts are still uncertain. Now that there is an uprising, maybe it can really do something!
Everyone came from a bitter background, and they were originally poor. Give it a go, and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle!
"Oh, brother Hu is really the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang and Liu Bowen!"
"Who says it's not? I've long seen that Hu Xiangzhu is not a mortal, he is the reincarnation of the wisdom star in the sky!"
"In my opinion, Brother Hu may be the descendant of Hu Weiyong, the prime minister of the Ming Dynasty, the descendant of the official!"
Hearing that Emperor Hu De's plan was feasible, a large number of people who slapped rainbow farts suddenly appeared!
Chen Jinnan nodded, he also has this idea, but the plan can be copied, but peerless martial arts is not!
And now is the era when foreign guns and cannons are rampant. No matter how advanced the martial arts are, they are also afraid of kitchen knives. The power of firearms is so powerful that very people can resist it!
No matter how well you practice martial arts, it's not as good as a three-year-old musketeer!
What's more, when a martial arts master arrives on the battlefield, his function is not as good as an obedient pikeman!
Chen Jinnan frowned and said, "The biggest problem with this strategy is who will publish it?"And you must come up with something that can make everyone in the world flock to it! '
When everyone heard the words, they immediately came to their senses!
It's as if the company's plan is well done, the future plan is perfect, and the goal is set to make people tempted, but the most critical start-up capital has not yet been obtained!
At this time, the hall masters who had been touting just now began to mutter again: "What kind of shit is reincarnated, I think it's the reincarnation of a toad!"
"Let me just say, it's not that easy to rebel. I don't think my Ming Dynasty's hundreds of thousands of Kanto cavalry can stop the Manchu Tartars, and our three melons and two dates are not enough for people to stick their teeth!"
"That's right, who doesn't know how to talk big? As for his plan, I have thought of it a long time ago, but I just haven't said it!"
Emperor Hu De was so angry that he was half dead, and his mood fell from heaven to hell!
He is mourning his misfortune, and angry at him for not fighting!
With the touch of their mouths, they can wipe out other people's beliefs and efforts, and they always retreat!
If Emperor Hu De's family hadn't been completely killed by the Qing Dynasty, he would have retired to the mountains and forests to go to the fucking world!
It is precisely because of his blood and deep hatred that Emperor Hu De can bear to work with these pig teammates. Although his own talents are also very average, he has read books for several years and understands some truths!
There are many anti-Qing teams, and there are many anti-Qing and Ming-ming teams spontaneously organized by the people, but they are all rootless duckweeds, and they will disappear when a wave hits them!
The world will be different, it is backed by Zheng Chenggong's Zheng family!
The Zheng family has earned a reputation as the boss in Nanyang, and they can compete with the red-haired ghosts in the West. If anyone can hope to overthrow the rule of the Qing Dynasty, then only the Zheng family is left!
Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed when he saw the crowd arguing together!
Let's fight, let's fight!
What is it about anti-Qing and Ming Dynasty, expulsion of captives, half a dime relationship with me?
Anyway, I, Wei Xiaobao, was born and raised in a brothel, so what kind of state affairs is none of my business?
Whoever gives me money, whoever makes me a high official, I will be with whoever!Whoever is a good person!
This is Wei Xiaobao's life creed!
Chen Jinnan taught him martial arts, he is a good man!
Kangxi gave him an official position, and he is also a good person!
If a girl is beautiful, then she is a good person!
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