Super Farmer System

Now that the matter has come to this point, Qin Xiaobing has no choice but to find a way to hide the matter from the past, and the mountain god is undoubtedly the best excuse.

Anyway, things like gods come and go without a trace, Qin Xiaobing said that he has been favored by the mountain god, this excuse is more convincing than that he is a monster.

"Father, let's go to the village early tomorrow morning and tell everyone about the mountain god!" Qin Xiaobing suddenly said excitedly.

"What?" Qin Xiang's eyes widened, and he said in a panic, "Will this mountain god be punished if he speaks out?"

"Father, just put your mind at ease, retribution will never happen!" Qin Xiaobing said comfortingly, but he already had other ideas in his heart.

Taking advantage of the darkness at night, Qin Xiaobing went out secretly.

The purpose of this trip is very simple, just to forge evidence of a mountain god.

I said that everyone may not believe it yet, but with a little supporting evidence, it is guaranteed that many people will be successfully convinced.

Soon, Qin Xiaobing came to the foot of Longtou Mountain.

Qin Xiaobing deliberately found an inaccessible place, looking for a place that no one pays attention to.

"Father, it's so late, are we out to catch rabbits to eat?" Xiaolong stretched his waist, showing his little tiger teeth, honest and cute.

"I just know how to eat, and I still eat rabbits, no wonder I'm getting more and more afraid of getting fat recently!"

"Father, she is so cute!"

"Uh..." Qin Xiaobing looked helpless, patted the chubby little dragon and asked, "Xiaolong, you have been here for so long, do you know that there is a mountain statue here?"

"Uh... Dad, do you want to go to the Earth Temple?"

Qin Xiaobing shook his head, with a helpless smile on his face, the land and the mountain gods are two different kinds of gods, how can they be the same?

In this case, Qin Xiaobing knew how to make one.

But Qin Xiaobing is rough and careless, and he can do carving there, so he probably can't hold a carving knife.

Qin Xiaobing's fingers immediately placed on his chest, Xiaodie in white pajamas floated in the air, with a sexy figure and slender thighs, Qin Xiaobing swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and hurriedly lowered his head.

"Xiaodie, where are your clothes?" Qin Xiaobing asked in a panic.

Xiaodie said very calmly, "Master, didn't you design Xiaodie's clothes for others? In order to get used to the habits of Master Earth, Xiaodie took off her coat and planned to sleep."

It turned out that there was such a thing, but Qin Xiaobing immediately realized that he was lying there a few days ago and was doing nothing.I used my consciousness to make some sexy pajamas for Xiaodie, as well as swimsuits and pantyhose...

It has to be said that Qin Xiaobing was quite thoughtful, and even prepared a comfortable quilt.

"Ahem, Xiaodie, don't you want to fly so high in the future?"

Xiaodie said almost subconsciously, "Master, why are you so nervous when you peek at me?"

Qin Xiaobing's heart tightened. It turned out that he was peeking at Xiaodie, and Xiaodie had discovered it long ago. What's rare is that Xiaodie was so calm and terrifying.

"It's okay, Xiaodie, I forged a statue of a mountain god, is there any useful garbage?" Qin Xiaobing asked curiously.

Qin Xiaobing is only in charge of the garbage chief of Tianting now. After watching Journey to the West Fengshen for so long, he doesn't know who else in Tianting is skilled in carving.

"Ding dong, master, there is Erlangshen's inferior carving knife in the basic garbage dump, which can be exchanged with points, and its function is to carry out low-level imitation engraving on the target, and it can be used once!"

Erlang God's inferior carving knife?Qin Xiaobing was confused.

When did the famous God of War in the Celestial Realm also start carving, which completely subverted the worldview.

Qin Xiaobing was not in the mood to think about these things for the time being, so he clicked to buy directly, and suddenly a two-foot-long carving knife fell into Qin Xiaobing's hand. There were many cracks on the knife, but it still exuded a very sharp aura.

Immediately, Qin Xiaobing poured his thoughts into the carving knife, and then walked to the cliff in front of him.

Suddenly, the carving knife in Qin Xiaobing's hand was like a wild horse running wild, pulling Qin Xiaobing's hand and quickly carving on the stone wall.

The image of the mountain god in Qin Xiaobing's mind also appeared on the top of the stone wall.

"Buzz!"

The inferior carving knife was directly broken into pieces, Qin Xiaobing stopped, touched his sweat, and felt as if his body had been hollowed out.

Sure enough, God of War's stuff wasn't good enough, even the lowest level of his mental and physical strength was completely exhausted in an instant.

Qin Xiaobing raised his head and looked at the carvings on the stone wall. They were about two meters high, and they were just sunken inside the stone wall. Even the feeling of being old was carved out.

It's just low-quality things, coupled with Qin Xiaobing's low-level spirit, the outline of the statue still looks very rough.

Tut tut!That's right, with this tomorrow, I can completely wash away my suspicions.

In the early morning, Qin Xiaobing felt someone push him, so he opened his eyes.

"Xiao Bing, get up quickly, the sun is drying your ass!" Song Lan urged Cui.

Qin Xiaobing got up in a panic, walked to the yard, and was startled.

Fuck, my family is going to open a market!It was overcrowded for a while.

"Look, the little soldier is out!"

"What a soldier!"

……

Qin Xiaobing looked at these people with doubts on his face. Everyone had a very strange look, admiring, envious, and of course suspicious.

"Brother Xiaobing, some of them say you are a monster, some say you met a fairy, what's going on?" Liu Xiaoying asked curiously with her eyes wide open.

"Xiaoying, I'm not some kind of monster. If I were a monster, I would become a spirit!"

Lin Dong and the others hid behind the crowd.

"Village Chief, your trick is really ruthless. In less than one night, this kid can't hold back anymore!" Lin Ermao said with a thumbs up and smiled.

"Hmph, anyway, he doesn't say that I have a solution, but it's just taking advantage of this group of fools!" Lin Dong said disdainfully.

Qin Xiang poked his head out from the crowd at this time, and said nervously, "Xiao Bing, I've called everyone, so hurry up and talk!"

In fact, there was no need for Qin Xiang to shout, the curiosity of the villagers had already reached its limit, and they were eager to come to Qin Xiaobing's house to find out.

Qin Xiang just made an excuse, said a few words casually, and almost the whole village gathered at Qin Xiang's house.

"Little soldier, what's going on, tell me quickly!"

"Yes, speak up!"

Hearing the eager voices around him, Qin Xiaobing pretended to cough twice, and said in an old-fashioned way, "Since everyone wants to know, I'll ask, do you believe I'm a monster!"

"Do not believe!"

"Since you don't believe it, then you must believe in gods?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone gasped, and there really was an immortal.