The system gave me ten trillion yuan to force me to become a male god

"School celebration?" Zhou Chen suddenly realized why Zeng Tiexiong and the others were so excited.

Hangzhou University holds a school celebration every year, from the seniors who are about to graduate to the freshmen who have just entered school for a short time.

The school celebrations are held for three days each time, and students who like to start a business can apply to open food stalls on campus, as well as recreational items such as playing balloons.

At that time, many seniors and juniors will come out to play during the day, which can be said to be the best opportunity to ask for WeChat once a year and meet the girl you like.

And on the evening of the last day of the school celebration, the school will hold a school celebration party in the playground that can accommodate [-] people. At that time, all the girls from the art department and dance club will perform on stage. It can be described as a paradise for singles.

Basically, that night, 99% of the single girls from Hangzhou University will be there, and the remaining 1% will either be unable to attend because the aunt is too painful, or they are sick and unable to do so.

In short, on this day, if you still can’t find a target to pursue, either there is a problem with your orientation, or there is a problem with you as a person.

As a junior, Zhou Chen is no longer the ignorant and curious freshman when he first entered the freshman year.

In three years, he participated in the school celebrations twice, each time he accompanied Chen Sisi to play.

It was precisely because of Chen Sisi's presence at that time that Zhou Chen never asked for WeChat from any girl, but the three of them in the dormitory were different.

They are also single dogs. After two school celebrations, they still don't have a girlfriend. The only one, Li Xianghe, just finished getting out of singles not long ago.

So Zhou Chen was not optimistic about the fact that Zeng Tiexiong and Guo Feng expected to find girlfriends by attending the school celebration.

"Xiao Zhou, sit down quickly. You kid has been chasing Chen Sisi for three years. After being dumped by her, you have been confused with Chen Sisi and He Yutong at the same time. You must have been stimulated and suddenly enlightened. Tell me about you Our experience in flirting with girls will allow us to make full use of it at the school celebration." Zeng Tiexiong pulled Zhou Chen to sit down on the chair and said.

Zhou Chen scratched his head: "Experience, I can't talk about experience. If you want to flirt with girls, you can sum it up by remembering one sentence 'thick-skinned, calm-minded, and not picky'."

Guo Feng immediately handed over a bottle of Coke, smiled flatteringly and said, "Tell me carefully, in more detail, we are not afraid of complexity."

Inviting someone to drink is already the highest hospitality etiquette in Zhou Chen's dormitory, and it is not common on weekdays.

"Fuck, you guys are too polite, I'm flattered." Zhou Chen took the Coke and laughed.

"Don't be polite, just say it quickly."

For a single dog like Zeng Tiexiong, although Zhou Chen has a humble history of being a dog licker for three years, he can't stand him suddenly enlightened now, and at the same time playing with the two goddesses in the palm of his hand.

With such a proud record, Zhou Chen was directly promoted to the existence of a 'Love Saint'. Regarding his experience in flirting with girls, others have to believe it.

If Zhou Chen announced the fact that Ye Jiameng had been chased by him, Zeng Tiexiong and Guo Feng would have to kneel down to him in an instant, kowtowing their heads to ask Zhou Chen's "Slaying Women's Bible".

"Chasing a girl, let's not talk about how to chat with her, how to make her happy, how to make her willing to chat with you for hours and other basic skills. These all depend on the performance on the spot, and I won't be able to teach you in a while. , let me tell you about my mentality when getting along with girls,
First of all, you can't be nervous. If you see a beautiful girl, you will be speechless. You will be unkempt, fart and shit, and drool when you sleep. As long as you think like I said, no matter what girls you meet in the future, you can communicate with them on an equal footing, instead of acting like a licking dog. Every word They are all asking about their health, caring about each other's emotions,

This is the first point of 'thick-skinned', and the second point is the mentality, no matter how beautiful the girl is, you can't see her like it at first sight, and you will feel love at first sight. After adding a few chats on WeChat Can't wait to have her in this life, this kind of mentality is a big mistake,
As long as you have this kind of thought in your heart, your mentality will immediately become unbalanced, which will cause you to be led by the nose every step of the way, and you will lose your independent judgment. Once you are tempted by feelings, your pursuit will change. Now, let me give you a sentence, 'You can like it, but you must not be tempted until the other party has not shown enough affection for you'

You have to know that you will meet many beautiful girls in your life, but most of them are passers-by in your life. If you can’t catch up with them, you can change them. It just drags down your life.

The third point, don't be too picky, remember the four words "ugly photo kill", no matter whether girls are ugly or beautiful, most of their inner thoughts and habits are the same, as long as you talk about it a few times When you fall in love, your experience in picking up girls will improve quickly. This is the same as if you play a lot of League of Legends and you will become more powerful. Therefore, if you want to be able to easily handle girls, you should talk a few more first to improve your strength. "

Zhou Chen stretched out his hand and slashed in the air: "Don't think about finding a beautiful woman to be your girlfriend from the beginning, you don't necessarily have to hold on to it, start training in the bronze game first, beauty and ugliness take everything, you can kill as you like."

The whole dormitory was very quiet for a while.

Zeng Tiexiong, Guo Feng, and Li Xianghe were all looking at Zhou Chen with petrified expressions, as if they had been enlightened, and they hadn't recovered for a long time.

"Fuck, listening to what you say is better than reading ten years of books. I have to say that what you said, Xiao Zhou, is really meaningful. It seems to be true." Zeng Tiexiong slapped his thigh and said suddenly.

"In the past three years, I have set too high demands on myself. I always thought that I must find a beautiful woman with fair skin and long legs to be my girlfriend, so I ignored the ordinary girls in school. What you said made me Thinking about it, it seems that many girls who are not good-looking already have boyfriends, and I used to laugh at those guys who can even kill dinosaurs!" Guo Feng suddenly realized.

"That's the reason, no matter how you look like a dinosaur, as long as you are not fat, she is still a juicy girl. You would rather stay alone in the dormitory, lonely and cold, than go out and hold the girl's soft little hands Malu, playing bobo in the grove, the two of you go to the movies and go on a date together, if you say you are single, whoever is single."

Zhou Chen got up and stretched his waist: "Okay, I've told you everything I need to say. The rest is up to you to understand. As long as you can understand it thoroughly, finding a girlfriend is easy."

After leaving these words, he climbed onto his bed, prepared to take out his mobile phone and play a few games before going to bed, not to participate in the discussion between Zeng Tiexiong and the other three.

snort!A group of virgins who focus on women all day long are useless.