Harry Potter I Am Death

Why go to Slytherin?
Isn't the sorting hat negotiable?
Is it the way I opened it wrong?
Damn the sorting hat, you can't treat me differently just because I'm not the protagonist!
The food at Hogwarts is very good, although they are located in the UK, they seem to have their own menu.

At least Eli didn't see the famous British dark cuisine in his previous life on the long table - looking up at the stars.

The little wizards were eating big pieces, especially the freshmen who had just arrived, who were full of praise for the food at Hogwarts.

Only Eli was angrily poking at the chicken legs on the plate with a fork.

Malfoy and his little follower on the side were even more terrified, as if Eli had stuck the fork in them.

They couldn't figure out why this weird guy had such a big grudge.

But from the moment he entered the auditorium, he realized deeply that this guy is a evil star and must not be provoked.

For a while, the area centered on Eli fell into a low pressure.

He still couldn't figure out that his real parents, the Potters, and his brother, Harry Potter, were all Gryffindors.

Why did he become a Slytherin when he came here?
Could it be...

Shaking his head violently, "Thinking crookedly, thinking crookedly..."

He breathed a sigh of relief, and even suspected that the Sorting Hat had made a mistake.

Slytherin has always only recruited ambitious wizards, but besides protecting his brother and his family, he only wants to be a salted fish!

What?You said potion business, hey, it's a small business!
Forget it, let's settle down if it comes!

Looking at Harry and Ron at Gryffindor from a distance, they seemed to be looking at themselves too, and they didn't seem very interested in food.

Eli smiled reassuringly at them.

Looking at the delicious food on the table, it can't be wasted, can it?Immediately began to wolf down.

Malfoy, who was sitting next to him, looked even more terrified.

Is this guy sick? Why is he not in high spirits for a while and then suddenly gobbled it up? He won't bite me!

Malfoy, who kept slandering in his heart, is now only praying that he won't share a dormitory with this evil star later.

If I share a dormitory with him, I'll be miserable for eight lifetimes!

Eli didn't care about the chameleon-like Malfoy next to him, who turned blue and white for a while, let alone the slander in his heart.

Now he remembered what Dumbledore had told him before.

"Don't go to the Forbidden Forest, don't go to the corridor on the fourth floor."

Eli is well aware of the dangers of the Forbidden Forest, and there are acromanders with a mouth full of children!
Wouldn't it be death to run in?
He swears that if he goes in by himself, he will be a dog.

But who would believe that that kind of monster that can eat people was actually raised by Hagrid.

But it may not be so surprising after knowing that the three-headed dog is also Hagrid's pet.

Speaking of the three-headed dog, that's one of the reasons why Dumbledore banned the students from the fourth-floor corridors.

Under a trapdoor on the fourth floor, lies the treasure of the wizarding world - the Philosopher's Stone!

Also called the Sage's Stone.

It can touch stones into gold, contains extremely powerful magic power, and can even refine the elixir of life!

This is a huge attraction for Voldemort, who is eager to be resurrected and desperately longs for immortality.

In the story of the previous life, Dumbledore used Voldemort's psychology of coveting the Philosopher's Stone.

Several checkpoints were set up to protect the Sorcerer's Stone.

This is a trap for Voldemort.

It is also a test for Harry Potter and his friends.

Those so-called checkpoints were nothing more than a checkpoint game set by Old Dengtou for Harry and the others.

Otherwise, Dumbledore would never have emphasized that there is no silver 300 here and that he is not allowed to go to the fourth floor.

This is to guide Voldemort and Harry!

Thinking of this, Eli couldn't help but shudder.

Take a breath.

"The scheming old man is so terrifying!"

Meal time was almost over, and Eli ate up the area in front of him.

Poor Malfoy had nothing to eat at all.

The aggrieved and pitiful Malfoy silently glared at Eli, who was patting his stomach contentedly.

Dumbledore waved his hand, and the table disappeared instantly.

Dumbledore's move made Eli's eyes change, and he deserved to be the greatest white wizard.

Even sitting below, one could feel the terrifying energy contained in Dumbledore's body.

The prefects led the students from their respective houses back to the common room.

Along the way, the prefect Gemma Farley kept introducing them to Slytherin House.

That way, he looked very much like the success lecturer Eli saw in his previous life.

Understand the applause!

"Welcome everyone to Slytherin House, congratulations on joining the best house in Hogwarts!"

"You may have heard some rumors about us before, saying that we specialize in cultivating dark wizards or only recruit pure-blood wizards."

"I guess I need to explain that there are Dark wizards in other houses they just don't want to admit to. We do, however, intend to recruit pure-blood wizards, but we also have a lot of students who have at least one Muggle parent."

"We are aristocrats in philosophy! Our logo is a snake—the most intelligent creature, just like us, shrewd and ambitious. You can make like-minded partners here, and you can realize your ambitions here!"

Eli pursed his lips when he heard it, and he could tell that this guy was very proud of his academy.

Slytherin's pure blood concept is actually a reason for his disgust.

In the previous life in China, only cats and dogs were considered bloodlines.

However, the concept of pure blood has decreased a lot in recent years. I don't know if it has something to do with Voldemort's downfall.

But since he came to Slytherin, Eli wouldn't have any bad thoughts.

He has always believed that there is no best college, and everyone is excellent and equal.

Therefore, even if it differs from his expectation, he will gladly accept the result.

The Slytherin lounge is underground.

Just below the Black Lake, there is an entire wall made of glass. From the inside, it looks like it is in the Black Lake.

The shimmering light reflected on the wall of the lounge also has a special taste.

Eli smacked his mouth, I have to say, Slytherin still has pretty good taste.

Just a little afraid of rheumatism.

He even wondered if Slytherin would be wiped out if the glass wall broke.

He smiled and shook his head to drive away the absurd thought.

But it's possible.

Malfoy was even further away from Eli.

This guy doesn't speak, he just shrugs his mouth and laughs, he won't suddenly get violent and beat me up!
It was getting late, and the prefect also ended his passionate speech.

The young wizards below looked excited, as if they had inherited the greatness of Slytherin.

I have to say that this kid is quite talented in speech.

It was getting late, and everyone walked into their dormitories one after another.

Eli came to his room, still thinking, who is the man who will sleep with him for seven years?

Once you open the door.

"It's you?"

"It's you!!"

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Malfoy's pale face, and the terrified faces of Goyle and Crabbe, his two little followers.

Malfoy just wanted to run now.

I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes, to be in the same dormitory with this evil star, he is a lunatic!Violence!

He could already imagine seven miserable years ahead of him.

No, I'm going to tell Dad!I want to leave this dormitory!No, leave Slytherin, leave Hogwarts!

Eli was amused when he saw the exciting expressions on the faces of the three of them.

He stepped forward and patted them on the shoulder very generously.

But they were so scared that they fell down on the bed.

Eli laughed dumbfounded, these unlucky kids are so interesting haha!

"Hey, why are you so nervous? Although we had a little friction before, we are roommates after all, and we will sleep together for seven years in the future! Let's just pretend it never happened before."

How could he get angry with some brats?

He offered to extend his hand to Malfoy, "Let's get to know each other again, my name is Eli Hall, nice to meet you."

Malfoy looked at the well-mannered Eli with some surprises, not at all like the previous vicious look of wanting to eat children.

He also let go of a grudge.

However, who wants to sleep with you for seven years!
Perhaps Eli's initiative played a role, coupled with his aristocratic education.

Malfoy stood up and shook hands with Eli solemnly, "Nice to meet you, I'm Draco Malfoy."

Eli was amused by his seriousness again.

Draco had black lines on his face, what is this guy laughing at!

Eli also shook hands with Goyle and Crabbe once.

They both looked more tense.

"My name is Vincent Crabbe"

"My...my name is Gregory Goyle"

The few people got to know each other again, and the atmosphere immediately improved a lot. Although it was still quiet, it wasn't as tense as before.

Put the dog's eggs in a special reptile box next to his bed.

It seemed to draw Draco, "Is this your pet?"

Eli looked at Draco unexpectedly, not expecting him to speak first.

"Yes, a little black snake, I don't know the breed, you can call him Goudan!"

"Dog?"

Draco was a little uncomfortable pronouncing this oriental-style name.

He seems interested in keeping a small snake as a pet.

Seeing that the chatterbox had also opened up, Eli chatted with him one after another.

Goyle and Crabbe also joined in the chat.

The atmosphere suddenly improved.

Eli added a few more fires and told them the fairy tales of Huaguo.

It turns out that young children are drawn to these stories.

Look at the fascinated look on Draco's face.

"Where's the monkey? How did he get pinned down?"

"That Tathagata Buddha is so awesome!"

"That's right!"

They also learned the spoken oriental language Eli taught them.

Eli pretended to be mysterious, "If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter to break it down."

The three brats looked angry.

Seeing that I don't want to sleep anymore if I don't talk about it today, Eli said again: "Then I will tell you the story of Lao Tzu going west to Hangu Pass."

Draco has already been completely fanned by the Eastern story circle, and can't wait to get ready to listen to the story.

"Thousands of years ago..."

A few thousand words are omitted here.

Eli finished speaking with a little satisfaction, and looked at a few people, only to find that they looked puzzled.

"Why did this old man come out to teach others?"

"Isn't he going to be in danger when he goes out?"

"That's right, he didn't bring any guards."

Eli was stunned by the repeated questions of death.

What the hell are these!

Why did the old man take the army out!Go to expand the territory!

Nasty brat, I hate brats the most!

But judging by their posture, they will not give up if they don't answer.

Eli organized the language and spoke again.

"I am actually a very powerful wizard, and his skills are also very powerful. Along the way, people block people and gods block people, and a machete cuts from Hangu Pass to the Thames River. When the knife is raised and lowered, the eyes are blinded. Without blinking, the knives are cutting their blades, and the wands are smoking."

Eli talked for a while, and then looked at these unlucky children.

Draco and the others showed a look of understanding.

So it turned out that the old man was a strong man.

Suddenly, Draco said again, "But, without blinking, wouldn't his eyes do anything?"

"..."

Ahhhhh! !! !!

Eli went mad for a moment, "I told you that I was preaching, you asked him why he didn't lead the army, and I told you he fought all the way there, but you actually asked me if his eyes were dry, nothing, sleep!"

The sudden outburst of Eli startled several people.

Seeing that Eli ignored them, Draco hid under the quilt aggrievedly.

"I'm just asking..."

Since then, Hogwarts has spread the story that Lao Tzu went west to Hangu Pass and hacked all the way to the Thames River.