Harry Potter I Am Death

All the students were gathered in the auditorium to spend the night. Everyone had never experienced such a Datong shop before, and they seemed extremely excited.

"God Weasley, you still have your mouse, you don't think Black will take a fancy to it, do you?"

Draco looked at the listless Scabbers in Ron's arms with a look of disgust.

"Shut up Malfoy, I wouldn't bring Scabbers here if it wasn't for Hermione's stinky cat!"

"Come on, Ron, Crookshanks won't touch your fat mouse!"

Hermione happened to pass by here with the sleeping bunk in her arms, and when she heard the conversation between Ron and Draco, she stomped on Ron with dissatisfaction.

"Yes, I don't know whose cat is chasing Scabbers all day long."

Ron hugged Scabbers, seemingly speaking to Draco.

Hermione turned around, "It's natural for cats to catch mice, you should really take care of your mice!"

"You have to watch your cat!"

The two turned their heads, and angrily ignored each other.

Draco pursed his lips, hugged the floor bunk and walked away with a face of indifference.

"I have never slept on the ground in my life, let alone... with so many people"

Draco reluctantly put the bedding on the ground.

"I think it's okay, don't you think it's very fresh? How lively"

Eli didn't care. In his previous life, when he was a child, he would often roll around on the floor with those old cousins ​​when he returned to the countryside.

“That was a first”

Draco got into the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, as long as he turned his head a little, there were people everywhere.

"How about I tell you a story?" Eli said in a low voice seeing that the people around him couldn't fall asleep.

As soon as Draco heard it, I wouldn’t sleep if you said this, “Okay, okay, let’s talk about the monkey story, last time you told about that guy named monk who punched and smashed that mountain pinch The monkey asked him if he wanted to go to the west.”

When the people around heard that Eli was going to tell a story, they also became energetic.

Who doesn't know Eli Hall, the king of stories.

His works have been spread all over Hogwarts. Now as long as the freshmen enter the school, the seniors and sisters will tell the new students the story of Lao Tzu going west from Hangu Pass all the way to the Thames River and from Sanwei Bookstore all the way to Baicao Garden .

"I think that guy named Monk is better than a monkey!" said Gorin Dennis of Slytherin.

"How is it possible, that monkey can deal with tens of thousands of soldiers by himself, he is amazing!"

"Since he is so powerful, why was he choked..."

Immediately there was some noise around.

"Okay, okay, what's there to argue about, don't you listen?"

The surrounding immediately became quiet, and began to listen to Eli's storytelling.

So, Eli told them the story of Pan Jinlian's boxing in Kansai.

……

"I've searched the Astronomy Tower and the Owl Shack, but there's nothing there, Headmaster"

Filch trotted into the auditorium with the oil lamp in hand, and Dumbledore was patrolling the auditorium.

"I checked in the basement, and I didn't find Black anywhere else in the castle."

Then came Snape's steady voice, he was holding his wand, with a look of disappointment on his face?
"Thank you, I also think that at least he won't stay here," Dumbledore's voice was flat.

The castle has been completely sealed, and there are still dementors floating outside, ready to go.

Everyone is guarding against Black. If a student is victimized in the school at this time, Hogwarts will be closed immediately, and Fudge will have to take the blame and resign.

So in this matter, the Ministry of Magic is more active than Hogwarts.

If it weren't for being afraid of Dumbledore, Fudge would even send Dementors directly into the castle to search.

In Hogwarts, which is full of disasters, Eli was mixed in by Voldemort in the first grade, a thousand-year-old basilisk was released in the second grade, and a murderer was mixed in in the third grade not long after the start of school.

Eli didn't know who said, "Hogwarts is the safest place"

Hogwarts: "Please don't set up flags anymore"

The principal, the dean, and the dormitory uncle were all there, and the students were all quiet, not knowing whether they were pretending or really falling asleep.

Anyway, Eli was still telling stories before Dumbledore came in.

"He's really capable, don't you think?" Snape's voice echoed in the quiet auditorium, making people hear it very clearly.

"Single-handedly entered Hogwarts, without anyone noticing"

"It's really capable," Dumbledore agreed, but he didn't seem to care much.

"How did he get in, have you ever thought about it?"

"I've thought about a lot, but none of them are tenable."

"You may recall that at the beginning of the new term I expressed concern about your appointment of Lupine as Defense Against the Dark Arts professor"

Snape's words seemed to mean something else.

"There won't be any teachers in the castle to help Black..."

"Pfft~"

Suddenly a strange sound came, and the auditorium fell silent.

"I think……"

"Pfft~"

"I think it should be..."

"Pfft~"

The sound of farting interrupted Dumbledore's words again and again, and suppressed laughter came from the sleeping students around him.

"Harry Potter, what did you eat today?" Snape walked slowly close to Harry, and said with a disgusted expression on his face.

Harry blushed immediately, and quickly got up, "No, I didn't..."

"Pfft~"

A louder fart than before came from Harry's bed.

The students around couldn't hold back their laughter any longer, and started laughing hehehe.

Dumbledore also had a smile on his face.

"Mr. Weasley, thank you for enlivening the atmosphere," Dumbledore said with a big smile, looking directly in the direction of the Weasley twins.

"Gryffindor dunk...", Snape seized the opportunity immediately.

"No, no, I think it is a very wise thing to find joy in such a tense time"

Dumbledore interrupted Snape, who was about to deduct points.

Snape swallowed back the twenty cents he was about to blurt out later, with a grim expression on his face.

……

"I feel like I love studying so much now, I wish every day was Defense Against the Dark Arts class!"

On the way to Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, Ron looked very excited.

His words were obviously recognized by other students around, and it was the first time for everyone to attend a class so actively.

"I don't know what to do today, the one before..."

"Hinkpunk and Red Hat!"

Ron immediately answered what he learned in the last class.

"Okay Ron, you're almost catching up with Hermione now!" said Ernie of Gryffindor with a smile.

Ron, who showed off his hand, had a proud face, but when he heard Hermione, his face collapsed.

"Ron, you and Hermione are still arguing?" said Harry.

Ron snorted, "As long as she doesn't send her cat away for a day, I won't forgive her!"

"It's okay Ron, Hermione's cat is okay." Eli's voice came from beside him.

"God Eli, what happened to your eyes?" Ron exaggeratedly said to Eli.

Eli shrugged, he thought it was okay, Hermione was cute holding that cat.