Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

Ningcheng.

Second Psychiatric Hospital.

"I have built a solar-powered flying saucer, and I can formally explore the mysteries of the universe tomorrow."

"I will win the Nobel Prize in Literature next year, and you are all witnesses."

"People outside actually say that my great Qin is dead? Me! Qin Shihuang! Send money!!!."

"Puff~" sounded.

"Hahaha, Fatty Qin! I, Jing Ke, will dig out your hemorrhoids today, and the crown prince is mine!!!"

"Ouch, motherfucker!!"

"Dean Li, it's not good, the patient in Ward 301 poked open Fatty Qin's hemorrhoids with his fingers!"

A nurse ran out of Ward 301 in a panic.

"Don't worry about Lao Zhang, Lao Sun has been studying flying saucers for many years, and he always jumps down from the second floor every time, and Fatty Qin always says that whoever can cure his hemorrhoids will be crowned prince .

That Jin Erfool didn't want to assassinate Fatty Qin these few years, but he has always coveted the position of crown prince, always thinking about cutting off Fatty Qin's hemorrhoids, how many times this month?
The same goes for Lao Jia, a novel written by a mentally ill patient, called "Lord God's Paradise: I'm in a mental hospital at the beginning!" "Is there anyone watching it?These people's medicines must not be stopped. "

A young man in hospital clothes frowned and said to the doctor behind him.

The young man's name is Xiao Ruoyu, and he is a patient in the ICU of the Second Hospital.

When he was 8 years old, Xiao Ruoyu put firecrackers in the ass of the donkey, which frightened the donkey into a frenzy. The frightened donkey kicked his head three times in a panic.

From then on, the whole person became out of style, sometimes sober and sometimes crazy, and Xiao Ruoyu was taken to countless hospitals at home, but there was no cure.

In desperation, Xiao Ruoyu was sent to Ningcheng No. 15 Psychiatric Hospital when he was [-] years old.

"Xiao Ruoyu, I'm sending you back to the ward, not accompanying you to examine patients!"

Doctor Zhang, the attending physician who was following behind Xiao Ruoyu, showed a helpless look on his originally rather elegant face.

"Old Zhang, you see that my constipation has disappeared recently, why can't I be discharged from the hospital?"

Xiao Ruoyu stood still, turned around and asked Doctor Zhang behind him.

"Our No. [-] Hospital is a psychiatric hospital. What does your lack of constipation have to do with being discharged from the hospital!"

Doctor Zhang seemed to be unable to bear Xiao Ruoyu any longer.

Xiao Ruoyu shrugged, "Okay, I'll get some Jianweixiaoshi tablets for me later. I have been drinking pantothenic acid water from my good wife's oral liquid for the past two days, and I have no appetite at all."

"Where did you get the oral solution!" Doctor Zhang's face changed drastically.

"Lao Li gave it to me. I exchanged it with Brother Wei and Lao Li."

Xiao Ruoyu said to Doctor Zhang indifferently.

"Old Li is in a mental hospital, what's the use of Viagra!"

Doctor Zhang is about to collapse.

"Old Li just wants to regain his glory."

"Old Li is a woman, what is the revival of glory?"

"Who stipulated that women cannot regain their glory?

Xiao Ruoyu said to Dr. Zhang while walking towards his ward.

"Xiao Ruoyu! Believe it or not, I will apply for a straitjacket for you right now!"

Doctor Zhang felt that if he continued to serve as Xiao Ruoyu's attending doctor like this, he would lose at least ten years of life.

"Okay, we won't send you off. It's too impolite to bring any gifts when you come to my husband's house for the first time."

Xiao Ruoyu pulled Sun Dazhi beside him into the ward, and the two stood side by side at the door of the ward, looking at Dr. Zhang.It was as if a couple had just sent away their new son-in-law.

"My wife, go back later and tell my daughter that this kid is too stingy and you can't marry him."

At this time, Sun Dazhi was looking at him with one eyeball, while the other eyeball was still spinning leisurely in the socket.

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At this moment, suddenly a young man in a hospital gown stretched forward and walked past Dr. Zhang.

I saw the young man holding a bottle of Clear Men in his left hand,
There is a puddle of milky white liquid in the palm of the right hand.

"Hey, Xiao Leng, take your son for a walk?"

Sun Dazhi looked at the young man and greeted him.

"Huh? Hitting the mistress?"

When the young man heard Sun Dazhi's words, his expression changed drastically.

"I really hate Xiao San'er the most!!!"

With a "snap", he slapped Doctor Zhang's face with his right hand, followed by punches and kicks.

Xiao Ruoyu immediately stopped Xiao Leng, "Don't kick your crotch!"

"Huh? Is this Old Zhang?"

Xiao Leng immediately became quiet after hearing Xiao Ruoyu's words.

Squeeze some of Qing Yang out of his hand and put it in the heart of his right hand, and continue to walk.

"Old Zhang, don't stop taking this medicine."

Xiao Ruoyu pulled up Lao Zhang who was sitting on the ground and helped him pat the dust off his white coat.

"You are all crazy!!"

Doctor Zhang felt that his self-cultivation was really getting better and better. If he were replaced by his previous self, it would be absolutely impossible to just scold him and be done.

"Let me correct you. We are mentally ill, not insane. Pay attention next time, this is a sick sentence."

Xiao Ruoyu pulled Sun Dazhi back to the room and closed the door with a "bang".

"I killed you bastard!"

Doctor Zhang really wanted to stab these guys to death, and then pretended to be sick and committed suicide.

But Doctor Zhang held back in the end, after all, he would encounter this kind of situation two or three times a month on average, and he was barely used to it.

I don't know if he has become better and better during this period of time, or if he is accumulating anger and preparing to perish in silence before erupting in silence.

in the ward.

"When I came back just now, I saw a man welding a window, help me get something."

Xiao Ruoyu whispered to Sun Dazhi.

"Old rules, you cover."

Sun Dazhi immediately nodded in agreement.

The two came to the corridor.

I saw a worker welding a security window not far away.

Xiao Ruoyu stood behind the worker and looked directly at the back of his head.

The workers who were hurrying to work and wanted to leave this ghostly place as soon as possible always felt that someone was standing behind them.

"What the fuck!"

Turning around suddenly, seeing Xiao Ruoyu looking straight at him, the worker was startled.

"I see that your eye circles are dark and your cheeks are sunken. You always stay up all night? If a child doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, I think it's probably useless. When you go home and have nothing to do, watch the class of Little Sunflower's mother more. It's good for you, you know?"

Xiao Ruoyu stared at the worker's face for a while and then spoke.

"know."

And the worker's thought at this time was that no matter what a mental patient said, it was right.

"It's good to know, goodbye."

"Goodbye."

Worker: Go to grandma and grandson, I quit, I want to go home!!!
Xiao Ruoyu turned around and returned to the ward lightly.

And Sun Dazhi had already returned to the ward to wait for Xiao Ruoyu.

When Xiao Ruoyu was talking to the workers just now, Sun Dazhi used his natural skills.

Without squinting, a few welding rods were stolen.

At this time, he had hidden the stolen welding rod under the bed.