Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

"What did you say?"

After hearing Xiao Ruoyu's words, the old Taoist looked at him in astonishment and asked.

"I said, you, please, I will promise you."

Xiao Ruoyu looked at the old Taoist priest with a smile that was not a smile, and a sarcasm appeared on the corner of his mouth, as if he had seen through the conspiracy of the old Taoist priest hidden behind him.

(_) Yin Thirteen: Senior Xuandu, just fuck me to death, listen to him, my heart beats and stops, it's too torture.
(;Д`) Master Xuandu: Do you think I'll feel better?I have lived countless years in my life, and this is the first time I have seen someone dare to talk to my master like this!
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"How about it? Didn't you say that I am your junior brother? Senior brother begging junior fellow, don't you be ashamed?"

Xiao Ruoyu smiled, looked at the old Taoist in front of him, and said indifferently.

"Hahahaha, it's interesting, it's really interesting, okay, then I'll beg you once, how about it?"

After the old Taoist reacted, he looked at Xiao Ruoyu opposite him with a smile, lightly twisted his beard, and said softly to Xiao Ruoyu.

"Hey, that's good, brother, I agree."

Xiao Ruoyu nodded and agreed to the old Taoist priest's request.

"That's very good, then Junior Brother Xiao can go on his own, but don't forget your weapon after seven days, it will be my thank you gift."

The old Taoist smiled and nodded to Xiao Ruoyu, then stood up and was about to leave.

Seeing that he was about to leave, Xiao Ruoyu also stood up and waved to the old Taoist priest.

"Brother, after chatting for so long, you still haven't told me your name."

Xiao Ruoyu opened his mouth and shouted to the back of the old Taoist priest.

The old Taoist stopped in his tracks and didn't turn his head back.

"Pin Dao has practiced for countless years, and during this period, I have had many names. Some people call me Laozi, some call me Li Er, some call me Taishang Laojun, and others call me Taiqing Daozun. There are too many, I can't remember. Now, let’s call it whichever Junior Brother Xiao likes."

The old Taoist staggered and walked very slowly, as if his body would shake with every step he took, but there was an inexplicable sense of beauty and reason in it.

"I? Take advantage of me?"

With fingers in his mouth, Xiao Ruoyu thought carefully about the old Taoist's words.

Then he blinked his eyes and immediately reacted.

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"Hey! Dad! Uh, that's not right! Old man! How dare you lie to my father!! Uh, no, I remembered that! How dare you lie to me to call you your father!!"

Xiao Ruoyu stretched out his finger and pointed at the old Taoist priest who had walked a long way, and yelled loudly.

( ︶` )( ︶` ) Yin Thirteen, Xuandu: Daoist (Master), you are welcome, kill him, and we will bury him.

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"Believe it or not, I'll kill you two first?"

Xiao Ruoyu turned his head, looked at Yin Shisan and Xuandu who were standing together, and said viciously.

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"Go ahead, Old Xiao, can you beat him?"

Yin Shisan stretched out his hand, looked at Xiao Ruoyu with a mean smile, pointed to Xuandu and asked Xiao Ruoyu.

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"Uncle, nephew, I don't mind having a few tricks with you."

Xuan Du also looked at Xiao Ruoyu with a smile on his face, with an expression of eagerness to try.

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"You wait, I'll call my father. No, I'll call my senior brother to beat you up!"

When Xiao Ruoyu thought of the horror of the black dragon he met with Yin Shisan before, and thought of how easily Xuandu's one sentence scared the black dragon away, he also understood in his heart that Xuandu wanted to clean up himself, even if he farted, he would be shocked die.

Thinking of this, he simply admitted his cowardice, stopped mentioning the previous things, and instead pulled out the old Taoist priest to talk about things.

"Uncle Xiao, during the seven days that Master has been refining weapons, I still think you should not run around. There are countless powerful people in the prehistoric world, and Master Uncle is a face. Xuandu may not be able to rush to rescue them in time, and I hope that the master uncle will stay here."

When Xuan Du heard Xiao Ruoyu pull out his master, he cleverly avoided the topic. As he continued the chat, he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself, so he really snapped at the sudden appearance of his master.

"Is that so? Nephew, can you teach me? Give me a little lesson?"

When Xiao Ruoyu heard Xuandu's words, he felt a little apprehensive in his heart. What he said was true. The black dragon he met before was terrifying enough, but Xuandu scared him away with just a look. people.

"Uh, teach. Teach you? Uncle, without Master's approval, Xuandu would not dare to teach the wonderful method privately. It is best for Uncle Master to discuss this matter with Master."

Xuandu has a terrible headache now. This cheap uncle seems to have social bullying. He either wants to beat himself up or teach him how to practice. After living for so many years, he is so shameless. Except for a few people, Xiao Ruoyu is the one he met. The most shameless one.

"That's fine, I'll find my brother in a while."

Xiao Ruoyu groped his chin for a while, and felt that what Xuandu said was right. After all, Xuandu wanted to call his senior brother a master, so the old Taoist priest must have a more powerful method.

And Xuandu is so powerful, the old Taoist priest, as his master, must be stronger, and the method of teaching people should be better than Xuandu, after all, Xuandu was taught by him.

"The nephew will retire."

Xuandu wanted to use his escapism to leave immediately, but because of the place where he was now, he wanted to maintain respect for his master and not fly away. After he simply finished speaking, Xuandu turned his head and left, walking in a hurry.

He didn't want to get along with Xiao Ruoyu anymore.

It's not good for this cheap uncle to come up with some messy ideas in a while.

Seeing Xuandu also leave, only Xiao Ruoyu and Yin Shisan stayed where they were.

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"Old Xiao, don't forget me when you go to the senior to seek the law later."

Yin Shisan approached Xiao Ruoyu with a flattering face, and said flatteringly to Xiao Ruoyu.

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"Who are you?"

Xiao Ruoyu squinted at Yin Shisan, and asked with some villainy.

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"I am your thirteenth father!"

Seeing Xiao Ruoyu pinching himself, Yin Shisan didn't care about him, jumped up on the spot, rounded his right arm, and ran towards Xiao Ruoyu with a scoop on the back of his head, and ran away after beating him.

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"Fuck! Yin Shisan, you wait for me!!!"

Xiao Ruoyu was hit on the back of the head by Yin Shisan, and grinned in pain. When he recovers, where is the shadow of Yin Shisan?

At this time, Yin Shisan had already gone a long way, and flew all the way to an unknown place to hide.

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"Yin! Ten! Three!! Sooner or later, I will let you try Xuandu's trick of killing mandrills!!"

The furious Xiao Ruoyu had nowhere to vent, and after howling meaninglessly a few times, he angrily walked towards the direction the old Taoist had left before.