Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

"A qi of chaos fills my form, and Yu steps push each other to ascend to Yangming."

"Heaven and earth turn around and walk on the six armors, and walk on Qi Jiuling."

"Ya refers to the evil spirits of the demons, and the gods help me to hide, and all the demons will not invade!!!!"

Hu Fan led Xiao Ruoyu and Yin Shisan all the way forward, when they saw a courtyard from afar, the three of them heard such shouts.

At the same time, it was accompanied by the sound of dancing swords breaking the wind.

Xiao Ruoyu and Yin Shisan looked at each other, and they both saw curiosity in each other's eyes.

Although these few words sounded no different from the voices shouted by normal people.

But who are Yin Shisan and Xiao Ruoyu?

At this time, the two of them could hear some differences from these words.

Every time this person yelled, the arrogance and righteousness in the words became stronger, although for Yin spirits of Yin Shisan's level, the impact was minimal.

But being able to mix the ordinary cheers with righteousness, it can be seen that the person who shouted is also very powerful.

"That. Don't be surprised, this is my master. When I was young, my master was seriously injured when I went out to conquer a demon. Since then, it has been sometimes clear and sometimes confused, and since then, it has been unable to use Mana, otherwise I am afraid that there will be fear of life."

Hu Fan's expression was complicated, he turned to look at Xiao Ruoyu and Yin Shisan, and explained in a low voice.

"It's okay, the righteousness in this old man's words lasts forever, it can be seen that he is also a master of Taoism, and it is also sad that he has ended up like this, hey"

Yin Shisan shook his head, and comforted Hu Fan.

At the same time, as if remembering something, he sighed again.

"Well, Hu Fan, do you still have food at home? I wasn't full just now."

Xiao Ruoyu blinked, looked at Hu Fan, and interrupted his conversation with Yin Shisan.

"Yes, yes, let's go, I'll take you back right away."

After Hu Fan heard Xiao Ruoyu's words, he immediately nodded in agreement, and then walked quickly towards the yard not far ahead.

"Disciple, hurry up and subdue demons and eliminate demons for your master!!!"

As soon as Hu Fan entered the courtyard, an old man with white beard and hair holding a big sword grabbed Hu Fan's sleeve and said seriously. ,

"Okay, master, let's eat first, and after we eat, we are going to slay demons."

Hu Fan looked helpless, and then showed a trace of apology to Xiao Ruoyu and Yin Shisan.

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"Okay, let's eat, I want to eat pork head meat!"

Hu Fan's master looked at Hu Fan's empty hands, and immediately showed an unhappy expression.

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"How much money do I earn a month? How can I afford pork head???"

Hu Fan muttered, with a helpless expression on his face.

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"Pig head meat, pig head meat, how can there be pig head meat!?"

When Xiao Ruoyu heard the old man say that he ate pork heads, he rushed into the yard and looked around on the table.

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"Hey? Who are you? Why did you come to my house to eat pork head meat?"

Seeing Xiao Ruoyu lying on the table and looking around, the old man was a little unhappy for a while, and asked Xiao Ruoyu.

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"Where's the pork head???"

Regardless of Xiao Ruoyu's disregard, he still went his own way to search for the whereabouts of the pig's head meat.

When the old man saw Xiao Ruoyu ignoring him, he was furious for a while.

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"I think back then, when Lafayette asked me to enter the palace to subdue demons, I would eat my first meat every day. Anyone who saw me would have to talk to me. How dare you ignore me?"

The old man spoke harshly to Xiao Ruoyu.

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"Old man, you are lying, there is no pork head."

Xiao Ruoyu raised his head, looking at the old man with displeasure.

"Yes, didn't we just say that we want to eat pig's head meat?"

The old man scratched his long gray hair and showed a puzzled expression.

"That's right, I just came in when you said you were eating pork head meat."

Xiao Ruoyu nodded affirmatively, and he very much agreed with the old man's words.

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"Did you hide it?" X2
Xiao Ruoyu and the old man turned their heads at the same time to look at Hu Fan who was sitting aside and looked dumbfounded, and asked in unison.

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"What the hell? What are you hiding? What's the matter?"

Hu Fan held the steamed bun in one hand and the chopsticks in the other, his head quickly turned back and forth between the two of them, with a flustered expression on his face.

Yin Shisan on the side looked at this scene and found it very interesting.

"Shut up and come again~"

Just when Xiao Ruoyu and the old man were about to question Hu Fan again, a voice with a Tianjin accent came in from outside the door.

In the yard, the four turned their heads to look.

I saw a middle-aged man wearing a police uniform, a police cap, and an old-fashioned pistol trotting in with a smile on his face.

And in his hand, he was still holding a pack of pork head meat and a wine bottle.

"Hey, Father Si, stop your head and don't drink too much!"

The man ran all the way to the old man, put the things in his hands in front of the old man, and said with a smile.

"Who is coming!?"

The old man raised his head, didn't look at him directly, and shouted loudly.

"I, Father Si, Guoliang!"

The man named Guoliang looked helpless and reminded the old man.

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"Hey, let's eat together."

Under the table, the old man pulled Xiao Ruoyu's skirt furtively, then pointed to the pig's head meat on the table to Xiao Ruoyu.

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"Hey hey hey."

Xiao Ruoyu chuckled and was not polite, he reached out and grabbed the pig's head and stuffed it into his mouth.

When the old man saw that Xiao Ruoyu ate it, he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. He also stretched out his hand to grab the pork head and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Are you four people?"

Guoliang saw that Xiao Ruoyu had a good relationship with his master, so he didn't do anything directly. Instead, he looked at Hu Fan at the side and bumped his elbow on Hu Fan's shoulder at the same time, motioning for Hu Fan to explain to himself.

"This is a friend of mine. I hit it off with Master right away."

Hu Fan didn't explain much, and after a perfunctory sentence, he continued to bow his head and eat.

"No, Lao Hu, why don't you help us? A supervisor was sent from the city, she was a bitch, and as soon as he came up, he took me into the army. I'm having a hard time now. You can find a way for me to get rid of it. That bitch can be sent back to the city."

Guoliang heard that Hu Fan didn't want to explain, so he didn't ask. In his eyes, Xiao Ruoyu was nothing more than a little fool who could play with his master, so he didn't take it seriously.

Instead, he spit bitterness at Hu Fan.

"Guoliang, who are you sending to the city? Would you like Master to help me?"

The old man who was eating pork head raised his head and interjected when he heard the conversation between Guoliang and Hu Fan.

Before Hu Fan and Guoliang could reply, the old man lifted his buttocks and stood up.

"Thinking of those years, the waves, the deep winter, the hammer, the hammer!"

"One sound shakes the world, two feet step in all directions, all the demons and monsters retreat, the four seas rise and the eight desolations are settled, the eight desolations are settled!"

The old man beat himself while dancing, and blurted out a series of jingles.

"Okay, okay, private father, the prestige will not stop the year."

Guoliang applauded while coaxing the old man, and said with a smile.

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"Hey hey hey."

The old man was happy, and he continued to have fun with Hehe.

Hu Fan on the side looked helpless.

"Master, let's eat, you will be flashing your waist for a while."

"What sable do you want? Look at my big sword. I think back then, Lafayette gave me a big sword. Seeing the big sword is like seeing Lafayette!"

The old man looked at Hu Fan with disdain, pointed to the big sword on the table, and looked proud.

"This is the Republic of China, there is no emperor. Your big sword is not easy to use, master"

Hu Fansheng has nothing to love.

"Republic of China? Who is the emperor of the Republic of China?"

When the old man heard it, it wasn't the Qing Dynasty?Suddenly a little confused.

"There is no emperor in the Republic of China"

Hu Fan explained a sentence smoothly.

"Bah, grandson, are you lying to your father and me?"

The old man spat on Hu Fan's face and said disdainfully.

"Master."

Hu Fan was about to speak.

But as soon as the words came out, he was stopped by the old man.

"I'm not your master, I'm your second uncle! This is your third uncle!"

The old man pointed at Xiao Ruoyu who was eating pig's head stuffedly, and said sternly to Hu Fan.