Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

"Hi~ I'm full, Uncle Jiu, eat slowly, I'll go to the latrine."

After Xiao Ruoyu buried his head and ate hard, he patted his stomach and got up and said to Uncle Jiu.

"it is good."

After Uncle Jiu agreed, he continued to greet everyone at the table.

With Uncle Jiu's approval, Xiao Ruoyu passed the chair, turned around and walked downstairs.

After inquiring about the exact location of the toilet with the restaurant staff, Xiao Ruoyu walked towards the back door of the restaurant alone, and came to the backyard after a while.

The moon is bright.

There are no lights in the backyard, only a bright moon shining softly on the ground.

Xiao Ruoyu groped in the direction of the hut with one deep foot and one shallow foot.

Just as Xiao Ruoyu walked near the toilet.

"My hometown, my hometown!"

Xiao Ruoyu was startled by the sudden and miserable voice accompanied by a burst of disgust.

By moonlight.

Xiao Ruoyu turned around and looked in the direction where the voice came from.

I saw a black figure squatting under the big wall next to the hut at this moment, looking straight at Xiao Ruoyu with two crimson eyes.

"My fellow, do you think I look like a god? Or do I look like a man?"

Seeing that Xiao Ruoyu didn't speak, that thing asked again, and at the same time walked his body out of the shadow of the wall.

Xiao Ruoyu took a closer look.

It is a big yellow leather child wearing a straw hat! !
I saw that the hair on the tip of the yellow-skinned man's tail had turned from yellow to white, which showed the profoundness of his practice.

"My fellow, do you think I look like a god? Or a man?"

At this time, Huang Pizi was landing on the ground with his two hind legs, his front paws were held in front of his chest like a human being, and he looked straight at Xiao Ruoyu with his head up.

But with the lessons learned from the black-haired fox before, Xiao Ruoyu was mentally prepared for the talking yellow skin.

At this time, Xiao Ruoyu looked at the yellow man standing up in front of him, and suddenly remembered the black-haired fox lying to him.

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"Come on, come here again."

Xiao Ruoyu showed a row of small white teeth, smiled and stretched out his hand to Huang Pizi to beckon.

"Ok?"

Seeing that Xiao Ruoyu was not only not afraid of him, but even let him get closer, the yellow man didn't think much, so he hurried forward and took a few steps forward.

"Clap~" sound.

"I think you look like your grandma's grandson, get lost!"

Xiao Ruoyu slapped him when he went up.

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"What's the situation? What are you doing? I'm sick and you hit me?"

Huang Pizi was a little confused by Xiao Ruoyu's mouth, stretched out his front paws to cover his face, stared at Xiao Ruoyu for a long time without making a sound.

Xiao Ruoyu, who finished beating the yellow skin, ignored him, and went straight to the next hut and walked in.

After a while, I heard the sound of water flowing in the hut.

"I!!! What the fuck!!"

After a while, Huang Pizi came to his senses, gave Xiao Ruoyu a vicious look, turned his head and ran into the night.

In fact, Huang Pizi didn't have any bad intentions when he found Xiao Ruoyu. It was just that he had reached the limit of his cultivation and wanted to ask someone to seal him up. So he ran to the village to see if he could meet someone to seal him up. But he deserved it because he was unlucky enough to meet Xiao Ruoyu .

It is said that after Huang Pizi left the village, he turned around and ran back to the mountains.

Seeing that Xiao Ruoyu appeared in the backyard of the restaurant, smelling of alcohol and vegetables, he thought that Xiao Ruoyu should have come out to relieve himself while eating in the restaurant.

So, with the intention of getting revenge on Xiao Ruoyu, he picked a large bundle of senna leaves in the mountains.

(Senna leaf: sweet, bitter and cold in nature, has the effect of purging heat and laxative. The anthraquinone derivatives contained in it have a purging effect, and it is often accompanied by abdominal pain after taking it. Generally, it can be purged several times within 3 hours after taking it.)
"Boy! I have to let you have a good time today!!!"

Looking at these senna leaves, there was a little excitement and madness in Huang Pizi's eyes.

At this time, Xiao Ruoyu came out of the hut, looked at the place where Huang Pizi hid his figure before, and found that there was no trace of Huang Pizi, then returned to the restaurant, and walked away along the front door. , and walked towards Yizhuang.

"Hey, Fatty Cui, your daughter-in-law is about to give birth!! Go home and have a look!"

In the restaurant, the cook who was busy cooking noodles was interrupted by a soft drink. Fatty Cui turned his head to look, and saw his neighbor standing at the door of the back kitchen looking at him panting.

"What? Okay, I'll go back right away, right away."

Fatty Cui immediately took off his apron when he heard neighbors say that his daughter-in-law was about to give birth, turned around and ran out of the restaurant towards his home.

After Fatty Cui left, the neighbor who was talking to Fatty Cui suddenly turned around, and with a "poof", a big yellow skin appeared.

"Hey hey, boy, I let you hit me!! Today I will make you so happy!"

After finishing speaking, he threw all the senna leaves he brought into the pot, and then disappeared into the night with a "whoosh".
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"Is Uncle Jiu's Longevity Noodles good? We'll finish eating them in a while!"

In the private room on the second floor, the fat man stretched out his head and shouted towards the downstairs.

"Okay, okay, come right away."

The owner of the restaurant, Lao Sun, yelled at Fatty, and hurried into the back kitchen.

"I said, Old Cui, what's your situation?"

Lao Sun hurriedly walked into the back kitchen, only to find that the cook, Lao Cui, had gone there without knowing what to do.

"Old Cui, I can't even cook some noodles, and the vegetables are not even cooked."

Seeing the noodles boiled in the pot covered with a piece of green vegetable leaves, Lao Sun immediately lost his temper.

Muttering, he picked up the spoon and stuffed all the vegetable leaves under the noodles, then picked up a large bowl and started to serve the noodles.

"Hey, come here, Uncle Jiu's birthday is today, this is a little thought from our restaurant, come, Uncle Jiu, longevity noodles, I also specially added some vegetables in it, I wish Uncle Jiu a long life, a long life Years old, hahaha."

After Lao Sun filled the noodles, he walked up to the second floor carrying the noodles with a smile on his face. Before anyone entered the private room, his voice came in first.

"I said, grandson, if you are later, we will finish eating. Come on, serve it up quickly. We will also take advantage of Uncle Jiu to eat one bite each, and we will live a long life, hahaha."

Seeing Lao Sun walking into the private room with longevity noodles, Boss Qian of the pawn shop stood up with a full stomach and was about to scoop some longevity noodles into his bowl.

"Yes, yes, Uncle Jiu, you go first, and we will share the rest. With the help of Uncle Jiu, we can also be happy."

When everyone saw Boss Qian's actions, they all stood up and congratulated Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu stood up with a smile on his face, stretched out his chopsticks towards the Changshou noodles and filled himself with a small bowl of Changshou noodles.

When everyone saw that Uncle Jiu had finished serving the noodles, they also stretched out their chopsticks and took away all the remaining longevity noodles.