Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

"Of course, as long as you join my Maoshan lineage, I will definitely teach you all the magic arts!"

Seeing Xiao Ruoyu pointing at him with four eyes, he said excitedly.

"Well, I am willing!"

As soon as Xiao Ruoyu heard Simu's words, he immediately agreed.

"That's great, haha, senior brother, don't say that junior brother wins people's love. This kid is indeed destined to be with me. I thought Jiale was stupid, and my lineage couldn't be passed on. Now it seems that there are people in my lineage who will succeed me." Already!!"

The four-eyed Daoist had a happy expression on his face, no matter how pleasing Xiao Ruoyu was, the corners of his mouth almost reached the ears.

"Forget it, we have three apprentices, Wencai, Qiusheng, and Xiaoqiang, and you only have Jiale, so Ruoyu will let you."

Uncle Jiu nodded, glanced at Xiao Ruoyu and said nothing.

"Ruoyu, I will be your master from now on. Remember, my name is Simu, and Uncle Jiu will be your second uncle from now on. You also have a senior brother named Jia Le, who is at home now and did not come out with me. In a few days, master Take you back, so that you can get close to each other."

He stared at Xiao Ruoyu for a long while, seeing how he liked this apprentice.

"Oh, I see Master."

Xiao Ruoyu nodded obediently and shouted.

"Hey~ Hey, this is for you. You have to study hard during this time. I'm going to go out in a few days. Once you and I are on the road, you can ask me if you don't understand anything."

The corners of the mouths of the four eyes were smiling, feeling at ease when Xiao Ruoyu called him master, he took out a book from his arms and handed it to Xiao Ruoyu.

Xiao Ruoyu reached out to take the book handed over by Si Mu and glanced at it.

I saw three big characters "Please God Art" written on it.

"I know Master."

Xiao Ruoyu put the book into his arms, said something to his four eyes, then continued to lower his head and start eating.

"By the way, uncle, don't play with fire in the future, it's easy to pee on the kang."

Xiao Ruoyu suddenly remembered what Uncle Jiu used to do with talisman paper, turned his head and said something earnestly to Uncle Jiu, and then glanced at Uncle Jiu's crotch along the way.

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Just now.

"Uncle Nine!"

"Uncle Nine, Uncle Nine."

There was a noise outside the door.

Uncle Jiu and Taoist Master Simu raised their heads and looked outside.

I saw Lao Ma, Fatty, and Boss Qian coming hand in hand.

After seeing these three people, Uncle Jiu's expression changed drastically.

His already pale face became paler again.

"What are these three old guys doing here!!! If the bastard Simu knows about this, I'm afraid everyone in Maoshan will know about it tomorrow!!!"

The corner of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched, and a lot of sweat was already breaking out on his forehead, but he didn't dare to say anything.

"Uncle Jiu, what happened last time was thanks to the herbal medicine you prepared. We came today to thank you. No, the three of us have just recovered a bit, so we came here in a hurry to send you a pennant."

Boss Qian shouted loudly, and started shouting as soon as he entered the courtyard of Yizhuang.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

With four eyes, I saw Uncle Jiu's face pale, with sweat dripping down his forehead, and he didn't know why for a while.

"It's okay, maybe it's a little hot...hehehe."

Uncle Jiu forced a smile into his four eyes, and then looked nervously at the few people who had already entered the room.

I saw that the old horse was holding a cloth scroll in his hand at this moment. After seeing Uncle Jiu, he shook the scroll away.

For an instant.

Silent.

I saw the old horse shaking the pennant in his hand.

Two rows of large golden characters written vertically are displayed on the dark red pennant.

"Skillful Hands and a Kind Heart"

"Give me back my tender little chrysanthemum"

"Gift: Yizhuang Ninth Uncle."

"Patients: Ma Sanyuan, Qian Shan, Hong Daudao, donated."

"puff!"
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When Simu saw this pennant, he immediately sprayed his mouthful of rice on the face of Xiao Ruoyu who was sitting opposite him.

"Uncle Jiu, you can accept this pennant, it's our wish."

"Yeah yeah, thanks to you, otherwise we wouldn't know how many days we're still in it."

"That's right, Uncle Jiu, you mustn't be polite."

The three of them walked up to Uncle Jiu holding the pennant, and looked at Uncle Jiu eagerly.

"Hehehe, okay, I accept it, that, if you have nothing to do, you can go back first."

Uncle Jiu looked embarrassed, and looked around from time to time.

"Brother, when did you start seeing hemorrhoids?"

Simu suppressed a smile, looked at Uncle Jiu and asked.

"Where are the hemorrhoids, you don't know, two days ago we... woo woo woo woo."

Just when Fatty Hong was about to blurt out what happened a few days ago, Uncle Jiu ignored his own injuries, stood up abruptly, and covered Fatty Hong's mouth.

"Cough cough, I lost the chrysanthemum raised by Boss Qian two days ago, and I found it back with the method of five ghosts, hahaha, right? How many!?!"

While covering Fatty Hong's mouth, Uncle Jiu looked fiercely at Lao Ma and Boss Qian, gritted his teeth and asked with a smile.

"Uh, yes, yes, yes, that, I'll take my leave first, my chrysanthemum hasn't been watered yet and I'm leaving."

When Boss Qian saw Uncle Jiu's appearance, he immediately nodded in response, and then wiped his sweat with an expression as if he suddenly remembered something.

"But."

Lao Ma wanted to continue talking, but Boss Qian secretly pulled his sleeves and motioned him to look at Fatty Hong whose mouth was covered by Uncle Jiu.

The old horse looked intently.

At this moment, Fatty Hong's face was flushed, his body was twitching, and he was about to die.

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"Uncle, he is dying soon."

Xiao Ruoyu, who was full of rice, suddenly opened his mouth and said.

When Uncle Jiu heard Xiao Ruoyu's words, he looked down and saw that Fatty Hong's eyes were turning white, his face was purple, and he was about to lose his breath.

"Suck~~suck~~ah, I'm saved"

Seeing this scene, Uncle Jiu immediately let go, and the relieved Fatty Hong quickly sucked a few mouthfuls.

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"Also, Uncle, didn't you win the shit competition a few days ago? It's still all over the ceiling now. Is this pennant a prize?"

Xiao Ruoyu still had a calm face, and the rice grains on his face were still sticky.

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"Brother, I promise not to say anything. You trust me, don't look at me like that. Take your hand back"

Seeing that after Xiao Ruoyu finished speaking, the four-eyed Taoist priest fell into an eerie silence, and then turned to look at Uncle Jiu, who turned around silently, took off a sharp sword from the wall, and looked at everyone in the room kindly. people.

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"If you don't live, destroy it."