Lord God Space: I am in a mental hospital at the beginning!

"Uncle, Xiaoqiang, don't vomit, come and help!!"

Xiao Ruoyu chased Simu who was running while drinking porridge, and at the same time shouted at Uncle Jiu and Xiaoqiang who were still vomiting.

"Ahahahahaha, no one can take away my porridge today!!"

The four eyes laughed frantically, and ran around the wall of Yizhuang all the way.

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"Master!! Don't drink it!! That's Boss Qian throwing up after drinking too much!!!"

Seeing that Simu was still running and drinking, Xiao Ruoyu yelled at Simu in despair.

Uncle Jiu and Xiaoqiang at the side also stopped their voicing at this time, stood up and followed Xiao Ruoyu's footsteps, and ran towards the four eyes at the same time.

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"Suck, suck, suck~"

With four eyes, seeing the three people rushing towards him, he sucked up the bottom of some remaining porridge bowls in his hand in one gulp.

"Crack~"

After finishing the porridge, he threw the empty bowl aside with a flick of his hand, and looked at the three people behind him with a proud face.

"Hey hey hey, hey~ I'm done drinking, I can't grab it, just a little bit~"

Xiao Ruoyu: ()

Uncle Nine: ( )
cockroach:(`)
Seeing that the three of them were not chasing him, Simu also stopped.

"Hey hey hey, ah, slightly, oh ~ look, there is nothing left."

He opened his mouth to the three people behind him with four eyes, with a smug expression on his face, trying his best to show that there was no porridge left in his mouth.

"Master, I beg you to be human."

"Junior brother, don't you think there is any strange smell??"

"Uncle, there is a root vegetable leaf still hanging on your teeth."

When the three of them were about to collapse, they only heard four eyes bursting into laughter.

"Okay, I won't tease you guys anymore, I'm not stupid, so I can still drink if my nose is so choked? I sent the bowl that Boss Qian vomited to his home with the five ghosts transport method. As for this bowl, it seems to be Boss Qian. The one on the table at home. It shouldn’t be what his wife prepared for him, right???”

Simu explained to the three of them with a smile on his face, but halfway through, Simu also felt that something was wrong.

(*,,,,)
"That bowl. It won't be given by the old money who drank too much. Damn it!!"

Having said that, he looked at the three dumbfounded people in front of him with four eyes, and immediately ran straight to Boss Qian's house.

The three looked at each other.

They both saw a little helplessness and fear in each other's eyes.
Simu, this turtle, really does everything! !
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"Brother, when Boss Qian's family comes, they say I'm not here."

After a while, Simu ran back from outside Yizhuang.

The first thing he did when he entered the door was to run towards his room, and at the same time he left behind a confusing sentence.

"Huh? What's wrong with this guy?"

After hearing Si Mu's words, Uncle Jiu immediately felt that Si Mu might have caused some trouble at Boss Qian's house.

After Simu ran from Yizhuang to Boss Qian's house, he was extremely anxious because he was afraid that Boss Qian would really drink that bowl of food.

When he arrived at Boss Qian's house, he rushed straight into the yard.

Since Boss Qian came back from drinking too much, Boss Qian's wife hadn't had time to close the door tightly.

At this moment, a gap in the door is being left to see the situation in the room.

Look around with all eyes.

Boss Qian's fat daughter-in-law was struggling to support the back of Boss Qian who was lying on the bed, and put him on the head of the bed.

Then he turned around and went to the table to pick up the porridge bowl and ran towards Boss Qian who was already drunk and could only instinctively walk.

"Come on, old Qian, drinking too much wine hurts your stomach, drink some porridge to make it up."

Boss Qian's wife walked up to Boss Qian and fed him in one gulp.

"Uh, today, well, today's porridge, vomit, it's not good."

The dazed old Qian muttered.

But it was this sentence that made Lao Qian suffer a lot.

"What!! Dare to say that my mother's cooking is not delicious? Today, you will eat all of it for my mother!!"

I saw the fat sister-in-law angrily stuffing the porridge bowl in her hand directly to Lao Qian's mouth, followed by Lao Qian's grunt.

arrangement!

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"My miserable old Qian, I killed you."

After seeing this scene with four eyes along the crack of the door, there are mixed emotions in my heart.

"Who!"

Fat Auntie heard Simu's sigh, and immediately turned around to ask questions vigilantly.

"Fuck!"

When the four eyes see that something is not good, they turn around and run away.

"Which bastard didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and ran to the old lady's door to peep? Tell me, do you covet my old lady's beauty!!"

Fat sister-in-law ran out of the room, only to see the back of a man hurriedly running out of her yard.

Looking around, the fat lady picked up a broom and gave chase.

The four eyes ran wildly all the way, and the fat sister-in-law pursued closely.

"Four eyes, you old asshole, peeping at my mother in the middle of the night!! Stop for me!!"

On the way of chasing and escaping, the fat sister-in-law had already seen that the person running wildly in front was Jiu Shu's younger brother Simu, and with the fat sister-in-law's loud shout, Simu's legs gave way and almost fell to the ground.

The silent night was disrupted by the fat wife's noisy voice.

People opened windows and doors one after another to see what happened on the road.

that's it.

Four eyes ran all the way, successfully got rid of the fat sister-in-law at the corner of an alley, and then returned to Yizhuang by a detour.

After the fat sister knew that she had lost her four eyes, she turned around decisively and ran to Yizhuang, wanting to ask Uncle Jiu for an explanation.

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"Four eyes!! Come out for me!!"

The fat lady had a look of anger, and the broom in her hand was banging on the ground.

"That... four eyes are not there, it's already gone"

Uncle Jiu looked at Fat Auntie with embarrassment and said.

"Hmph! Uncle Jiu, don't say I don't give you face, next time Simu comes, you tell him that you want to take advantage of my mother, there is no way!! It's not his turn to eat my mother's tofu!"

Fat sister-in-law looked embarrassed when she saw Uncle Jiu, and usually respected him very much. Since Uncle Jiu said that he was out of sight, fat sister-in-law did not continue to make trouble.

"Okay, okay, I will tell him, definitely, definitely."

Uncle Jiu nodded heavily in response, but in his heart he could not stop cursing at the four eyes.

"Simu, Simu, you old boy said you were worried about the old money, but you and you are going to do it?"

Uncle Jiu looked at the twisted buttocks and incomparably burly body of the fat sister-in-law who had left, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he thought about his four-eyed and small physique.

丨_ ·)

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother, is she gone?"

After Simu heard that there was no sound in the yard, he opened the door a little and took a look.

Seeing that Uncle Jiu was the only one in the yard, he cautiously stretched out half of his head and asked Uncle Jiu.

"I see you. Tomorrow you should go out and hide, or I'm afraid you will die here"
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PS: Today's recommendation is "Fantasy: My Wife Is an Imperial Princess"

A group of protagonists.
The author is the king of dogs.
This is a book from a good friend. If you like it, you can read it.

"Something's wrong, why don't you feel weird today? Is there another villain trying to harm me???"