Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

"Fuck!"

"Didn't I die from laughter in the comment section when I was reading the novel? Where is this?"

Looking at the old and dim room covered in spider webs, Jiang Chen was in a daze, completely unaware of what happened.

"what……"

Suddenly, a flood of memories began to flood into his mind crazily, and the heart-piercing pain almost made him faint directly.

But fortunately, this stinging pain only lasted about ten seconds, and when the pain gradually subsided, Jiang Chen finally knew what happened.

"Why did I actually time travel?"

"And became a eunuch?"

"Just been slapped to death by someone?"

Jiang Chen's face instantly turned dark as a pig's liver. He was indeed laughed to death by the comment section when he was reading a novel, but he didn't completely die!

Because he traveled to a fantasy world called Zhanlong Continent!

Here, gods and demons coexist, the strong are respected, the powerful can move mountains and seas, and live as long as the world, while the weak can only linger on, without any dignity at all.

And where he is now, is the Eastern Region of the Continent, a place called Gu Yue Dynasty among thousands of forces.

And his body, although it is a waste without any cultivation, but it is the personal bodyguard of Ye Qingxian, the little princess of the Ancient Moon Dynasty, plus the palace manager, commonly known as Xiaochenzi.

But to put it bluntly, he is the head eunuch of Yuxian Palace, and to put it bluntly, he is the unlucky guy next to Princess Xiaopoor.

Ye Qingxian, the first proud daughter of the Ancient Moon Dynasty!

It is said that on the day of birth, a vision appeared in the sky, the purple air came three thousand miles to the east, there were dragons and phoenixes resounding between the sky and the earth, and the sound of the great way came from all directions to congratulate.

Everyone knew that Ye Qingxian would be a peerless genius who would never meet in ten thousand years.

For a moment, not only the Ancient Moon Dynasty, but the entire Eastern Region was stirred up.

Countless great powers fought for Ye Qingxian. After a lot of fighting, she was finally obtained by the Palace Master of Liulixian Palace, one of the two super powers in the Eastern Region, who said that she would come in person after she was ten years old and accept her as her personal disciple.

But who would have thought that this little girl Ye Qingxian, apart from being mischievous and cute, she didn't have any amazing performances after she was born, and she didn't even have a trace of cultivation talent.

You must know that in this world, people without cultivation talent are crippled.

So this time, countless people were extremely disappointed.

Those forces that had good relations with the Ancient Moon Dynasty left one after another, and the Glazed Immortal Palace was also indifferent, with a very subtle attitude, and the emperor vomited blood angrily, and directly announced the retreat.

Ye Qingxian has also changed from a little fairy who is admired by many stars to a pitiful little person who is spurned by everyone.

And Jiang Chen, who was picked up by Ye Qingxian, was the only one who believed in her forever. Naturally, if others didn't dare to do anything to the little princess, he must be responsible for all the anger.

Since the emperor retreated for more than three years, he was frequently beaten up by other eunuchs and maids in the palace, and even half of his life would be killed directly in many cases, and he would not be able to get off the ground for several months.

Not only that, he and the little princess couldn't even eat, and for more than three years had to rely on his meager salary to barely survive.

And the reason why he became an eunuch was thanks to the vicious third prince Ye Wudao, because Ye Qingxian had offended him.

Today is the day when the palace distributes the salary. My predecessor originally planned to receive the salary, and then buy her favorite chicken legs for the little princess.

Who would have wanted to be met by the vicious Ye Wudao, but ended up being slapped to death by the chief eunuch Gao Gonggong who had always wanted to curry favor with Ye Wudao.

"Nimma, you're too much of a bully!"

After receiving the memories of his predecessor, Jiang Chen was filled with hostility, and he wished he could pick up a knife and tear Ye Wudao and Eunuch Gao into pieces.

But when he thought that he was not only a waste without cultivation talent, but also a eunuch, he was very desperate.

Even if he went to find Eunuch Gao now, he would only be giving away his head, because he was a strong man in the foundation establishment period.

"Rather than living like a fool, I'd rather die."

Jiang Chen gritted his teeth. He is not a decent person, but he is definitely not a living person. The stubbornness in his bones will never allow him to live like a fool.

Even if he dies, he wants those people to lose a piece of meat.

But just when he was about to stand up from the ground, two whispering voices came from outside.

"I'll watch out for you outside. Go in quickly and use the corpse powder to destroy the waste. Remember, you must not make any mistakes, and move quickly."

"Yes, my lord!"

Hearing this, Jiang Chen's eyes were instantly cold. Although he didn't know who the other party was, he definitely had something to do with Eunuch Gao and the others.

Killing Lao Tzu is not counted, but you want to destroy the corpse?
Very good!
Looking around, Jiang Chen quickly found a rusty iron nail in the corner, and instantly took it to heart.

creak!

The old door was pushed open, and a fat eunuch walked in slowly. Seeing Jiang Chen lying on the ground, he muttered in disdain.

"I really don't know where a trash like you got the guts to go against the third prince. You deserve to die miserably."

With that said, he closed the door, then came to Jiang Chen and squatted down, and immediately took out a white jade bottle from his sleeve robe.

"Remember to keep your eyes open in your next life, there are some people you can't afford to mess with." The fat man opened the jade bottle while mocking.

But just when he moved his eyes to the bottle mouth, a rusty iron nail suddenly flew up, piercing his throat in an instant, and the fat man fell to the ground on the spot without even a chance to react, gasping for breath. Never die.

This was Jiang Chen's first time to kill someone, but the result was not as bad as he imagined. He swung his sword simply because he didn't want to die, and lived towards death.

After searching the fat man for a while, except for some banknotes and the jade bottle in his hand, he did not find any sharp weapons, which not only made Jiang Chen fall into deep thought.

The reason why he was able to easily counter-kill the fat eunuch while he was seriously injured was that besides the sneak attack, the more important thing was that the fat man had no cultivation at all.

But the one outside must have cultivation, even if he attacked him sneakily, he couldn't be the opponent. Although he really wanted to rush out and kill that person, he would never give away his head without thinking.

"What should we do?" Jiang Chen couldn't help frowning.

【Ding! 】

[The host wields his sword in despair, and the arrogance of living towards death impresses the system. The strongest contribution system is being bound, please wait...]

Just as Jiang Chen fell into deep thought, a cold electronic mechanical sound suddenly sounded in his mind.

Jiang Chen was stunned for a moment, and soon became excited.

system?

As a pretty boy who is well versed in the routines of tens of thousands of online novels, he naturally knows what a system is.

This is the standard golden finger for all traversers. With it, your road to upgrade is like drinking water, your road to pretending to be aggressive is guaranteed, and your road to flirting with girls is not lonely.

It is a must-have for pretending to be aggressive and slapping your face.

"Finally a chance to take revenge." Jiang Chen sneered inwardly.

[Ding, the strongest contribution system is successfully bound. 】

While he was muttering, the system notification sounded again.

【Ding, you just took a deep breath of air, which reduced the emission of carbon dioxide and eased the growing greenhouse effect in the other world. Heaven was moved to tears by your self-sacrificing spirit. 】

[Congratulations on your great contribution to the world, you have received a gift pack for beginners, do you want to open it? 】

Is this even possible?

Jiang Chen was a little dumbfounded, his system function is very simple, as long as he does things, he will contribute, eating, drinking, sleeping, no matter what he does.

There are various rewards for contributions, as well as the opportunity to obtain contribution points.

Contribution points can be used to purchase any item in the system mall, and can also be converted into skills, proficiency in martial arts, or used to improve the level of skills, treasures, and a group of strong ones.

He silently said a 'yes' in his heart.

[Ding, the novice gift bag was successfully opened, congratulations to the host for winning the supreme choice reward. 】

[Option [-], rewarding the cultivation of the real fairyland, the host will immediately become the strongest in Zhanlong Continent, push everything horizontally, and hit anyone who is unhappy. As a result, he will not be able to be a real man within three years. 】

[Option [-]: Reward the Taixu Ancestor Dragon Body, and also give the supreme-level exercise "Eight Desolation Dragon Emperor Jue" and a god-level good fortune pill, so that the host can immediately return to a real man. 】