Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed
Chapter 102: A Team of 2 Professional Pirates, A Phenomenon of Heaven and Earth
After knocking Song Ren unconscious with a single brick, Erha rushed forward without Jiang Chen saying a word, displaying his astonishing business ability.
With a few swipes, the thousand-year-old elixir, the heavenly sword, the golden silk soft armor, and the storage ring filled with tens of millions of spirit stones were all taken by Erha.
What's even more exaggerated is that Erha didn't even spare other people's clothes, and just left a big underpants for Song Ren.
"Fuck, don't you need clothes?" Jiang Chen's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but say, this is somewhat unkind.
Although he doesn't do human affairs now, Erha is too beastly.
It's like you've married a magnificent wife, but you still take good care of your cute and cute twin sisters-in-law, sighing every night, and suppressing the clouds alone, it's simply poisonous...
"Tch, it looks like you're not professional."
"This clothes is a good earth-level top-grade magic weapon. Its defense power is amazing. We can't use it, but we can find a place to sell it. It will definitely make a steady profit."
Erha curled his lips, and said disapprovingly, and then he turned around and pushed Song Rentou's mouth away.
"What do you want to do?" Jiang Chen rubbed his forehead, feeling that Song Ren's golden teeth might not be safe.
Sure enough, the next moment Erha turned around and smiled at him and said:
"Just now, Lord Dog, I observed for a long time and found that he has a big gold tooth, which is very valuable."
Erha, we are a professional team, we must be professional to the end.
After finishing speaking, he patted Song Rentou's big golden tooth with his paw.
"what!!"
The big golden tooth was pulled out, and Song Rentou screamed, covering his mouth and rolling on the ground.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
How much is a gold tooth worth for me?It's so fucking inhuman.
But he just woke up from the pain when he was slapped by Erha's paw again and passed out.
"What's the name of the ghost? I can't stand the pain. Are you a hammer fairy?"
Erha got up cursing, and immediately threw Song Ren a warm hammering birdie.
"Oh... Mom..."
Song Rentou suddenly yelled and bounced off the ground with a jerk, his old face twisted like a Muggle.
"This is really painful, understand?" Erha looked at Song Rentou very seriously, as if I was doing this to verify the truth.
On the other side, Jiang Chen was a little dumbfounded, and he criticized Erha as a beast in terms of shamelessness.
"You'd better kill me now, otherwise, when Lao Tzu recovers from his injuries, he will be with your Blood God Temple forever."
Song Rentou roared at Erha and Jiang Chen like a volcano erupting.
He really broke down. He had never experienced such a great humiliation in his life for hundreds of years. He was hammered, robbed, and even a bird was killed in the end.
There is no way to live, it's dead...
"Oh, I didn't expect you to have some backbone." Jiang Chen walked over with a blank face, and immediately slapped him.
"My Blood Temple is invincible all over the world. How could I be afraid of your mere Immortal Sword Sect? I won't kill you today. If you have the ability, you can bring someone to fight with my Blood Temple."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Chen took Erha and left in a cool way, showing the arrogance of the Demon Dao to the fullest.
The main reason is that the Immortal Sword Sect is not a good bird, so Jiang Chen didn't feel any pressure to cheat them.
Seeing Jiang Chen let him go so easily, Song Rentou couldn't believe it, he could still save his life?
"The smashing of the Blood God Temple, I, Song Ren, will never die with you. Today's shame will be returned ten times in the future."
Song Rentou roared angrily, but because he was too excited, his injuries were affected, so another scream of ghosts and wolves resounded in the forest.
Even more unlucky, a few sows happened to pass by.
"Hey, sisters, there is a human cultivator who has passed through the tribulation period. He seems to have been seriously injured."
"Then what are you waiting for, I'll come first this time..."
Seeing dozens of black sows running towards him excitedly, Song Rentou's expression changed in shock.
"You...you better not come here...ah..."
……
It is said that Song Rentou cried like a child that day, and almost went crazy after a nervous breakdown.
……
On the other side, Jiang Chen and Erha found the place where the blood temple and the elders of the Immortal Sword Sect fought ten thousand meters away.
Coincidentally, although Xue Feng and others from the Blood Temple killed all the elders of the Immortal Sword Sect, they were also seriously injured.
Then, a young man in white who claimed to be a direct disciple of Xianjianzong appeared with a little black dog.
"Thieves of the Blood God Temple, I, Xianjianzong, have come to take your dog's life."
……
Thus, a free lecture on 'Love and Devotion' began.
For more than half an hour, Jiang Chen and Mr. Erha were doing their best to give lessons to the elders of the Blood Temple.
During this period, the elders of the Blood Temple were all 'moved' and screamed, passed out many times, and even wanted to report to Hades urgently.
It can be seen how successful this lecture was.
In the end, under the unremitting efforts of Jiang Chen and Erha, the elders also deeply understood what is the supreme truth of "there are true feelings in the world, but there are still many good people in the world".
In order to thank them for their selfless dedication, all the elders cried and begged to give them the storage ring as a reward.
Jiang Chen and Erha repeatedly declined, but they were determined to cry to death on the spot if they didn't accept it.
In the end, they accepted the storage ring with tears in their eyes, and rewarded each of them for their stitches and threads as encouragement.
After all, Chen Lianren wasn't easy either!
Seeing the backs of one person and one dog leaving gracefully, the elders with bruised noses and swollen faces hugged each other, crying like children.
"Immortal Sword Sect, I will never die with you in this life."
After the great baptism of this lecture, everyone has found a clear goal in life, and vowed to fight for it all his life.
……
It was already evening when Jiang Chen and Erha leisurely returned to Yuxian Palace.
But the strange thing is that the setting sun is hanging upside down in the sky, and it seems that it has no intention of setting.
The bright moon, which had almost turned blood-red, also rose slowly, as if the sun and the moon were in the same sky, and the universe was reversed.
Not only that, the spiritual energy between the heaven and the earth also began to become more intense and restless, and there were many strange voices resounding in unison between the heaven and the earth.
"The sun and the moon are shining together, the universe is flowing backwards, the secrets of the sky are covered, and the devil is rampant."
"Today, it's about to change!"
Erha frowned and glanced at the sky, and said with a very serious expression.
The nine stars are in a row, the world is in chaos, and monsters will run rampant during the game, and countless innocent people will die tragically.
Erha originally wanted to express his feelings, but before he could speak, he was kicked lightly by Jiang Chen.
"Gods are nagging all day long. With these hundreds of millions of spirit stones, if you don't break through to the fusion period tomorrow, see if I won't let the old hen in the backyard have a good talk with you."
After speaking, Jiang Chen walked towards the backyard, intending to take a look at the mysterious hen.
On the way here, he gave Erha [-]% of the spirit stones he got from the "lecture", a total of more than [-] million. I believe that with this girl's ability, it should be no problem to recover to the perfect strength of Fusion Nine Majors tomorrow.
"As long as there are enough spirit stones, Lord Dog, I can become a true immortal overnight."
"It's just that when demons are rampant, you boy will definitely not watch those innocent people die tragically. Alas, I am afraid that the strength of the fusion period will not be able to protect you."
Erha looked at the sky worriedly, hoping that the old hen would make a move by then.
With a few swipes, the thousand-year-old elixir, the heavenly sword, the golden silk soft armor, and the storage ring filled with tens of millions of spirit stones were all taken by Erha.
What's even more exaggerated is that Erha didn't even spare other people's clothes, and just left a big underpants for Song Ren.
"Fuck, don't you need clothes?" Jiang Chen's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but say, this is somewhat unkind.
Although he doesn't do human affairs now, Erha is too beastly.
It's like you've married a magnificent wife, but you still take good care of your cute and cute twin sisters-in-law, sighing every night, and suppressing the clouds alone, it's simply poisonous...
"Tch, it looks like you're not professional."
"This clothes is a good earth-level top-grade magic weapon. Its defense power is amazing. We can't use it, but we can find a place to sell it. It will definitely make a steady profit."
Erha curled his lips, and said disapprovingly, and then he turned around and pushed Song Rentou's mouth away.
"What do you want to do?" Jiang Chen rubbed his forehead, feeling that Song Ren's golden teeth might not be safe.
Sure enough, the next moment Erha turned around and smiled at him and said:
"Just now, Lord Dog, I observed for a long time and found that he has a big gold tooth, which is very valuable."
Erha, we are a professional team, we must be professional to the end.
After finishing speaking, he patted Song Rentou's big golden tooth with his paw.
"what!!"
The big golden tooth was pulled out, and Song Rentou screamed, covering his mouth and rolling on the ground.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
How much is a gold tooth worth for me?It's so fucking inhuman.
But he just woke up from the pain when he was slapped by Erha's paw again and passed out.
"What's the name of the ghost? I can't stand the pain. Are you a hammer fairy?"
Erha got up cursing, and immediately threw Song Ren a warm hammering birdie.
"Oh... Mom..."
Song Rentou suddenly yelled and bounced off the ground with a jerk, his old face twisted like a Muggle.
"This is really painful, understand?" Erha looked at Song Rentou very seriously, as if I was doing this to verify the truth.
On the other side, Jiang Chen was a little dumbfounded, and he criticized Erha as a beast in terms of shamelessness.
"You'd better kill me now, otherwise, when Lao Tzu recovers from his injuries, he will be with your Blood God Temple forever."
Song Rentou roared at Erha and Jiang Chen like a volcano erupting.
He really broke down. He had never experienced such a great humiliation in his life for hundreds of years. He was hammered, robbed, and even a bird was killed in the end.
There is no way to live, it's dead...
"Oh, I didn't expect you to have some backbone." Jiang Chen walked over with a blank face, and immediately slapped him.
"My Blood Temple is invincible all over the world. How could I be afraid of your mere Immortal Sword Sect? I won't kill you today. If you have the ability, you can bring someone to fight with my Blood Temple."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Chen took Erha and left in a cool way, showing the arrogance of the Demon Dao to the fullest.
The main reason is that the Immortal Sword Sect is not a good bird, so Jiang Chen didn't feel any pressure to cheat them.
Seeing Jiang Chen let him go so easily, Song Rentou couldn't believe it, he could still save his life?
"The smashing of the Blood God Temple, I, Song Ren, will never die with you. Today's shame will be returned ten times in the future."
Song Rentou roared angrily, but because he was too excited, his injuries were affected, so another scream of ghosts and wolves resounded in the forest.
Even more unlucky, a few sows happened to pass by.
"Hey, sisters, there is a human cultivator who has passed through the tribulation period. He seems to have been seriously injured."
"Then what are you waiting for, I'll come first this time..."
Seeing dozens of black sows running towards him excitedly, Song Rentou's expression changed in shock.
"You...you better not come here...ah..."
……
It is said that Song Rentou cried like a child that day, and almost went crazy after a nervous breakdown.
……
On the other side, Jiang Chen and Erha found the place where the blood temple and the elders of the Immortal Sword Sect fought ten thousand meters away.
Coincidentally, although Xue Feng and others from the Blood Temple killed all the elders of the Immortal Sword Sect, they were also seriously injured.
Then, a young man in white who claimed to be a direct disciple of Xianjianzong appeared with a little black dog.
"Thieves of the Blood God Temple, I, Xianjianzong, have come to take your dog's life."
……
Thus, a free lecture on 'Love and Devotion' began.
For more than half an hour, Jiang Chen and Mr. Erha were doing their best to give lessons to the elders of the Blood Temple.
During this period, the elders of the Blood Temple were all 'moved' and screamed, passed out many times, and even wanted to report to Hades urgently.
It can be seen how successful this lecture was.
In the end, under the unremitting efforts of Jiang Chen and Erha, the elders also deeply understood what is the supreme truth of "there are true feelings in the world, but there are still many good people in the world".
In order to thank them for their selfless dedication, all the elders cried and begged to give them the storage ring as a reward.
Jiang Chen and Erha repeatedly declined, but they were determined to cry to death on the spot if they didn't accept it.
In the end, they accepted the storage ring with tears in their eyes, and rewarded each of them for their stitches and threads as encouragement.
After all, Chen Lianren wasn't easy either!
Seeing the backs of one person and one dog leaving gracefully, the elders with bruised noses and swollen faces hugged each other, crying like children.
"Immortal Sword Sect, I will never die with you in this life."
After the great baptism of this lecture, everyone has found a clear goal in life, and vowed to fight for it all his life.
……
It was already evening when Jiang Chen and Erha leisurely returned to Yuxian Palace.
But the strange thing is that the setting sun is hanging upside down in the sky, and it seems that it has no intention of setting.
The bright moon, which had almost turned blood-red, also rose slowly, as if the sun and the moon were in the same sky, and the universe was reversed.
Not only that, the spiritual energy between the heaven and the earth also began to become more intense and restless, and there were many strange voices resounding in unison between the heaven and the earth.
"The sun and the moon are shining together, the universe is flowing backwards, the secrets of the sky are covered, and the devil is rampant."
"Today, it's about to change!"
Erha frowned and glanced at the sky, and said with a very serious expression.
The nine stars are in a row, the world is in chaos, and monsters will run rampant during the game, and countless innocent people will die tragically.
Erha originally wanted to express his feelings, but before he could speak, he was kicked lightly by Jiang Chen.
"Gods are nagging all day long. With these hundreds of millions of spirit stones, if you don't break through to the fusion period tomorrow, see if I won't let the old hen in the backyard have a good talk with you."
After speaking, Jiang Chen walked towards the backyard, intending to take a look at the mysterious hen.
On the way here, he gave Erha [-]% of the spirit stones he got from the "lecture", a total of more than [-] million. I believe that with this girl's ability, it should be no problem to recover to the perfect strength of Fusion Nine Majors tomorrow.
"As long as there are enough spirit stones, Lord Dog, I can become a true immortal overnight."
"It's just that when demons are rampant, you boy will definitely not watch those innocent people die tragically. Alas, I am afraid that the strength of the fusion period will not be able to protect you."
Erha looked at the sky worriedly, hoping that the old hen would make a move by then.
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