Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

After more than half an hour, Jiang Chen was furious, and left the backyard cursing.

The bucket at the door was kicked thousands of meters away by him.

"boom!"

Then it fell into the grove in the palace, smashing out a huge deep pit.

"Grandma, who the hell is so lacking in public morality?"

Those palace maids and guards in the grove who were practicing the Hey Eighteen Styles were all terrified.

All of them were aggrieved, carrying their clothes and running away with their partners on their shoulders.

……

Besides, on Jiang Chen's side, after returning to the front yard extremely depressed, he originally wanted to return to his room.

But suddenly, he felt an extremely terrifying aura in the palace where that little girl Ye Qingxian was.

"Could it be that someone wants to take the opportunity to harm the little girl?" Jiang Chen frowned, and rushed towards the palace not far away.

In Ye Qingxian's palace, the peerless figure of Empress Phoenix slowly emerged from the bronze coffin.

"Well, tomorrow is Jiuxing Lianzhu~" She stretched lazily, and the phoenix robe on her body gradually slipped off.

After working for so many days, all the preparations were finally done, and she could finally take a warm bath comfortably.

"All the hard work is worth it in order to achieve the position of ancient god in this life." The Phoenix Empress pursed her red lips, and walked lightly towards the bathtub in front of her.

Although she is only in the state of a soul now, girls like to be clean by nature, so she will give herself a comfortable bath from time to time.

And now she looks like a real person.

But just as she stepped into the bathtub with one foot, the gate of the palace was suddenly opened.

"Who doesn't have long eyes, dare... dare to..."

"Fuck??"

Because he was worried about the little girl's safety, Jiang Chen hastily kicked open the palace gate, just about to reprimand him a few times.

But who knows, when he just came in, he saw a peerless woman who looked exactly like the little girl Ye Qingxian, her phoenix eyes were open angrily, and she looked at him with a murderous expression.

Jiang Chen was dumbfounded, and many poems involuntarily appeared in his mind.

The winding path leads to a secluded place, the city is full of spring vegetation, and the flowers splash tears when I feel the season, and I hate the birds and startle...

"boom!"

At this moment, a terrifying chill instantly enveloped him, and the air around him instantly dropped to freezing point.

Swish swish!
The entire hall began to freeze rapidly, as if it was about to become an ice age.

"cough!"

Only then did Jiang Chen come to his senses, coughed dryly, quickly picked up the clothes on the ground, and then walked towards Empress Phoenix.

"You are really a little girl. You have grown up, so you can't mess around like this anymore, you know?"

Jiang Chen looked like I was a real gentleman, and handed out the clothes exuding an infinite fragrance in his hand.

But he couldn't help but have some doubts in his heart, is the little girl's undead phoenix body so awesome?

You haven't fully awakened yet, and you've grown so big all of a sudden?Moreover, it is so magnificent and magnificent that it is overwhelming the world.

In this way, can't his road to soft rice come earlier?
But just as he was dreaming, the voice of little loli Ye Qingxian resounded from the bronze coffin.

"Little Chen, little Chen, I'm in here."

"Long time no see, do you miss this princess?"

Sensing Jiang Chen's aura, the little loli in the coffin of the third generation was extremely excited, her soft and sweet voice seemed to be able to melt any man's heart.

The smile on Jiang Chen's face froze suddenly, and he couldn't help but took several steps back.

Nima, the little loli is still in the bronze coffin, so who is this mature woman who looks exactly like the little girl?
Jiang Chen was confused, as if ten thousand muddy horses were galloping past in his heart.

"Snapped!"

When he was in a daze, the Phoenix Empress slapped him hard on the face.

After living for tens of thousands of years, she has never been so ashamed as today, and she was completely seen by a man...

"I killed you shameless bastard."

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, the Phoenix Empress waved her plain hand, and the clothes Jiang Chen was wearing were instantly put on her body.

Immediately, she slapped it directly with a palm, and countless terrifying ice quickly condensed, turning into hundreds of sharp swords with killing intent.

"fall!"

Hearing her cold shout, those hundreds of swords of ice locked onto Jiang Chen and fell quickly like raindrops.

"Stop it, if you dare to hurt Xiao Chenzi, I'll show you my death right away."

The little girl in the coffin of the third generation seemed to have sensed that something was wrong, and immediately burst into tears, crying anxiously, and frantically kicked the coffin board with her short pink legs.

"Hmph, he asked for everything. I don't need to kill him, but he must pay the price for his behavior today."

Seeing that the little girl was so excited, the Phoenix Empress' face was extremely gloomy, and she immediately hummed coldly.

There is no doubt that the power of the Empress is evident!
"How dare you, Xiao Chenzi is my future husband, and also your husband, you vicious woman with a vicious heart, it's in vain for my princess to trust you so much before, woo woo woo..."

"I'm not alive, I'm dead. If you dare to touch him, this princess will die, woo woo woo..."

Unable to kick the coffin board, little Loli sat directly on the ground and burst into tears, as if she wanted to die for love with Jiang Chen.

"You..." The Phoenix Empress was trembling with anger, because of a man, you didn't hesitate to let our long-planned plan to become a god go to waste?
She was really pissed off. If she had known that her reincarnation would be such a brat, she should have practiced in advance.

"Humph~"

Helpless, in the end she could only grit her teeth and snort at Jiang Chen, and with a wave, all the ice swords disappeared, but the temperature in the palace didn't seem to recover.

"..."

Jiang Chen was messing around in the wind alone. Even if there was no little girl to stop him, he could easily escape from the hands of the Phoenix Empress with the absolute defense of his face.

But he could tell that this peerless woman was not the little girl, but the little girl's golden finger, that is, the old lady in the coffin.

"That's outrageous." Jiang Chen slandered speechlessly, who's golden finger looks exactly like the protagonist?

It's like when you came home drunk and saw your gorgeous goddess wife just came out of the bathroom, you got excited, ran up and kissed her hard, and then you were about to hug her back to the bedroom, she But she looked at you shyly and said, she is your twin sister-in-law...

simply unacceptable...

"Yeah, Xiaochenzi, quickly tell this princess, have you dreamed about me these few days?"

At this moment, little loli Ye Qingxian's joyful voice came from the coffin of the third generation.

Empress Phoenix was taken aback for a moment, and then seemed to think of something.

"Did you play tricks for me just now?" Her face turned black into a lump of carbon, and the icy aura that had just dissipated surged up again in an instant.

Jiang Chen was startled, ran to the bronze coffin with a whimper, and hugged the coffin of the third generation.

"Qingxian, baby, I miss you so much. You don't know that I don't think about tea or food these few days without you. I lost three catties..."

Jiang Chen hugged the third coffin and cried affectionately.

"Wow, this princess misses you very much too, woo woo woo, I've lost eight catties..." The little loli Ye Qingxian also started to cry very cooperatively.

Phoenix Empress: "..."

Why don't you just kill me, why force yourself to say something to please people...