Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

"Little brother, what's the matter with you? Don't scare me, senior sister!"

Seeing Jiang Chen leaning against her arms with 'out of breath', looking like he was about to die, Tantai Mingyue rolled her eyes, and asked very 'sadly' immediately.

"Master... Senior Sister, my chest hurts so much, it takes about 1000 billion spirit stones to heal, cough cough..."

Seeing that the elder sister was so cooperative, Jiang Chen immediately coughed violently, as if without these 1000 billion spirit stones, he would die immediately, very miserable.

"Junior Brother, hold on, Senior Sister, I will find Lingshi to save you." Tantai Mingyue supported Jiang Chen, and walked towards Great Master Luo Tian step by step.

"The monks are merciful, and now my junior brother has a heart attack from being scared by you, master, and urgently needs 1000 billion spiritual stones for help."

"I don't think the master will just stand by and watch?" Tantai Mingyue said with a stern look in her eyes, looking at the archmage.

She didn't try to force the Archmage, but locked him with a terrifying force. As long as the Archmage dared to refuse, he would be able to go to Xitian to listen to the Buddha's lecture immediately.

"..."

Master Luo Tian was directly messed up in the wind.

He swears that he has practiced for thousands of years, and he has never been so speechless. He remembered that the last time he was so speechless was the last time.

What the hell, who needs Lingshi to treat a chest pain?Isn't it obvious that you want to grab it?
But no matter how speechless he was, Grand Master Luo Tian only dared to complain in his heart. On the surface, he didn't dare to take a breath.

"Amitabha, it was a poor monk who had no eyes and no pearls before. It was a sin to scare the disciple of the Holy One."

"It's only 1000 billion spirit stones, and the poor monk is willing to offer it."

The great mage's heart was bleeding, but he still had to hand over a storage ring containing 1000 billion spirit stones respectfully.

With a wave of Jiang Chen's hand, he quickly put away the storage ring, but just after putting away the storage ring, he accidentally 'dropped' it on the ground.

"Oh, my chest doesn't hurt anymore, but I was so frightened by the terrifying breath of the master that my legs went limp just now, and I couldn't even walk steadily."

Jiang Chen hugged his leg in extreme 'pain', sat on the ground and cried out in pain.

"..."

Why don't you just say the number, how much do you want?Don't scare me like that, okay?

The corner of Master Luo Tian's mouth twitched uncontrollably, his heart really couldn't take it anymore, because every time Jiang Chen cried out in pain, the breath on Tantai Mingyue's body would become icy cold.

He was really afraid that this kid was playing too much, Tantai Mingyue believed it, and slapped him to death.

"Master, don't worry, I only need ten heaven-level spirit weapons this time, and my leg can be cured."

Seeing the old monk's mournful look, Jiang Chen immediately said "comfort" enthusiastically.

"No... no problem, isn't it just ten heavenly spirit weapons? The poor monk can still take them out."

The old monk gritted his teeth, and without hesitation, took out ten heavenly spirit weapons from the storage ring, and handed them to Jiang Chen.

Isn't it worth 800 billion?As long as he can survive, all this is worth it, the old monk growled in his heart.

The big deal is to go back and eat soil for a hundred years, I believe I can earn it back.

"Grandmaster is really a good person. Look, with your ten heavenly artifacts, my legs don't hurt in an instant, and my body doesn't feel uncomfortable at all."

After putting away the ten heavenly spirit weapons, Jiang Chen looked at Master Luo Tian with incomparable emotion and said.

Alas, sure enough, monks are merciful, and people in the world do not deceive me.

"Everywhere, this is what poor monks should do." Seeing Jiang Chen stand up from the ground contentedly, the old monk finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh my god, this ancestor is finally satisfied, if he keeps going any further, the old monk's coffin will be gone, woo woo woo...

But just when he was about to bid farewell, thinking that he must go to the Drunken Spring Tower to discuss Buddhism with those female benefactors tonight, Jiang Chen spoke again.

"Master, wait a minute, my little dirt dog seemed to be frothing at the mouth just now."

"I asked him to come and talk to you."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Chen directly transmitted the sound to Erha with a secret method. As soon as Erha heard that someone wanted to pay compensation for mental damage, he immediately rushed out of the room.

Compared to Jiang Chen, Erha is obviously more proficient in this aspect, one wave after another of routines directly makes everyone in Xiu's scalp tingle.

What was frightened out of kidney stones, three hairs were frightened off, the kidneys were frightened into stupidity, and so on.

About half an hour later, Master Luo Tian and his students had nothing to love, and left crying bitterly.

"Senior, you don't need to be too moved. Just keep our kindness in your heart."

Looking at Master Luo Tian who had successfully comprehended the supreme truth of life and was moved to tears, Jiang Chen couldn't help exhorting loudly.

After all, both he and Erha just want to be a screw that contributes to the world silently, wherever there is a need, they will go there.

On the other side, Great Master Luo Tian, ​​who was already heartbroken, couldn't hold back after hearing Jiang Chen's incomparably sincere advice.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Unexpectedly, at the next moment, a force suddenly appeared and sent him to the ground smoothly.

"Master, think about everything, and know that life is not only the troubles in front of you, but also the troubles in the distance."

"Alive, everything is possible, we will meet later." Tianji, Jiang Chen vigorously waved his hand and bid him farewell.

"puff!"

Hearing Jiang Chen's words, Grand Master Luo Tian's eyes turned red instantly, his veins bulged, and finally he was furious and spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

But this was not the worst part, because he was dying of breath and was about to faint.

More than a dozen old sows with strong breaths ran out of the forest.

"Sisters, there seems to be a human monk here who has completed the fairyland."

"Hiss, it seems to be an eminent Buddhist monk, the source power must be very strong, hahahaha, we have found a treasure."

Master Luo Tian, ​​who was about to fall into a coma, immediately opened his eyes forcibly after hearing this excited voice.

When he saw more than a dozen black old mothers rushing towards him with fiery eyes, he was frightened dumbfounded.

"A bunch of bastards, get lost... ah..."

Accompanied by a tragic howl, he was directly surrounded by a dozen old sows.

Later, according to enthusiastic netizens, on that day, Master Luo Tian's mentality directly collapsed, and he was in a trance, crying like a child.

……

On the other side, Tantai Mingyue also left after the void boat traveled for about an hour.

Said that his cheap master was looking for her, it seemed that something happened over the endless sea.

Although Jiang Chen was very reluctant, there was nothing he could do.

"Yo, why are you so reluctant to part with me, sister?" Tantai Mingyue raised his chin with her small hand, bit her red lips lightly, and said while looking at him with a smile.

"..." Jiang Chen curled his lips, and then, by accident, he slapped Tantai Mingyue's buttocks.

"You..." Tantai Mingyue's small face instantly flushed so red that water could be squeezed out.

"You're getting fatter, aren't you?"

"Huh, you go to the Temple of God and wait for me, and see how I can keep you from getting out of bed for half a month after I come back..."

Tantai Mingyue snorted softly, and with a wave of her hand, after handing over several treasures to him, she tore apart the void and disappeared.