Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

"My mother, who is so civic-minded, stays up late at night, and comes here to sing?"

"Yeah, what the hell, it's fine to sing at night, the key is still so ugly..."

"Tao, I am from the Discipline Hall, and brothers will come with me to punish this criminal."

"That's right, this bastard scared away the Taoist couple I just met, so I have to give him some flair today."

Under the rippling of this beautiful song, Qinglong Peak, which was originally quiet and peaceful, jumped up and down in an instant, and the juniors and sisters in the small forest ran away with their clothes all night, leaving only the juniors who were cursing.

The elder, who was personally guiding the Taoist companion to practice, was disgusted by the Taoist companion in less than three seconds.

It can be said that this wave of Jiang Chen's singing has to a certain extent broken the tenderness of the younger brothers and younger sisters, and it is really a huge contribution.

[Ding, the host's melodious and beautiful singing voice successfully angered everyone in Qinglong Peak, causing them to find their goal in confusion. Congratulations on your outstanding contribution to the development of Zhanshen Temple. Heaven is touched by your spirit of self-sacrifice and selfless dedication Cried. 】

[Ding, congratulations, you have obtained a repair value of 10086 and a contribution value of 666. 】

【Congratulations on getting a Primordial Qilin Bead, which is specially sponsored by Zhanlong Continent Tiandao. 】

On the top of Qinglong Peak, Jiang Chen originally sang along with the accompaniment, the voice really shook the world and made gods and ghosts cry.

Erha beside him was so moved by the singing that he almost cried, even though he had a powerful body shield.

But when he heard the system prompt, he suddenly stopped.

"Fuck, the system is good, I knew you wouldn't let me work for nothing." Jiang Chen smiled as if he had succeeded in his plot.

Why is he singing here in the middle of the night?System rewards are trivial.

He wanted to make some contributions to the world from the bottom of his heart, and wanted to give all the juniors and juniors at Qinglong Peak a goal to fight for. Although he still couldn't beat him in the end, there must be a goal, right?
He can use the waist of his good brother Erha... Forget it, I won't swear this time, as long as what he said is true anyway.

What surprised him was that Brother Tiandao came to sponsor him again?
"Sure enough, the ancient principle of 'There are true feelings in the world, and there are still many good people in the world' never deceived me." Jiang Chen was extremely moved.

In the wind and rain, the treasure is for you. Brother Tiandao is worthy of being Jiang Chen’s best brother besides Erha. His persistence in the past few decades is the best proof. In the future, we must not get drunk with him return.

After withdrawing his thoughts, Jiang Chen originally didn't intend to sing, but seeing Erha's unlovable appearance, he changed his mind.

With Erha's appearance, one can see that he is intoxicated by his singing and can't extricate himself. As a good brother, he must let him listen to it enough.

"I'm in a good mood today, and I'll sing you ten more songs." Jiang Chen looked at him very seriously.

Hearing this, Erha Gou's body shook violently, and almost scared his soul away.

"Brother Chen, I can't help it. It seems that someone is coming down there. Can we sing next time?" Squeezing a smile uglier than crying at Jiang Chen, Erha said in a dejected tone.

God, he was about to collapse with one song, but with ten more, he felt that he could ascend directly without practicing.

"Okay, it's rare for juniors to come to the top of Qinglong Peak, we can't neglect him."

Sensing that many people were rushing towards him with 40-meter swords in the distance, Jiang Chen also agreed to Erha not to sing, and immediately sent Erha a few secret voice transmissions before disappearing with his hands on the speaker.

Not long after, the disciples headed by Lei Yuntian from the Discipline Hall came to the top of Qinglong Peak, all cursing.

But because they only wanted to catch the person who was crying and howling late at night, they left too hastily, so they accidentally stepped on Erha who was lying on the steps.

"Ah...Brother Chen, help me, my tail was stepped on, I guess I will die soon, woo woo woo..."

Erha, who had his tail trampled on, immediately fell to the ground and began to howl. It made those who heard it feel sad and those who saw it wept.

"No, I remember that this little dog seems to be the young master's mount."

"Fuck, really? Which of you stepped on him?"

Hearing Erha's extremely 'weak' call, someone in the crowd suddenly recognized Erha, and immediately exclaimed.

With the sound of this sound, everyone suddenly felt that something was wrong.

In the past few days, whether it was Jiang Chen teaching the mad knife Yuwen Kuang at the entrance of the Temple of Slashing God, or directly hanging and beating all the young disciples in the Hall of Law Enforcement, and even taking away the Nine True Immortal Realm Demon Emperors, the news has spread throughout the entire Cut off the four peaks of the temple.

It can be said that Jiang Chen's reputation as a ruthless person is now known to everyone in the Temple of God.

Some people even deliberately said a sentence: 'It is better to mess with the Hades of the underworld than the young master Jiang Chen'. It can be seen how much the geniuses in the Temple of Slashing God are afraid of him. Among them, of course, except for a few legendary disciples.

But none of the people present is a legendary disciple, so when they heard Erha's call, everyone knew that they were going to be in trouble.

Sure enough, before they could turn around and run away, a worried voice sounded from the darkness.

"Erha, what's the matter with you, don't you scare me?" Along with the voice of worry, a handsome young man with sword eyebrows and starry eyes appeared in front of everyone.

Isn't it the handsome man Jiang Chen?

He picked Erha up from the ground and immediately asked with great concern.

"Brother Chen, these people stepped on my tail while I was asleep. As you know, I have a special physique. I might fall if I lose even a single hair, let alone being stepped on my tail now...cough cough... "

Seeing Jiang Chen's arrival, Erha became even more 'weak', and immediately explained weakly.

That way, it seems that as soon as the next moment, the sun will set and the west mountain will fall on the spot, it is really miserable.

"No, Erha, you can't possibly be in trouble. No matter whether you go to heaven or earth, I will find someone to heal you." Jiang Chen said sadly.

"It is said that there is an immortal master overseas who can refine elixir and maybe save my life, but it is a long way to go. Brother Chen, your family is destitute and penniless, what should I do?" Erha said in despair.

"Don't worry, I believe that all the juniors have hurt you like this, they are still willing to pay a little travel expenses, are you right?" Finally talking about money, Jiang Chen looked at the group headed by Lei Yuntian with sword-like eyes. All the disciples said.

Jiang Chen had seen quite a few of them in the crowd, they were the same group of people who followed Yu Wenkuang to trouble him at the gate of Zhanshen Temple.

Since these people are headed by Lei Yuntian, this Lei Yuntian must also belong to Xuanyuanyi, the Son of Destiny.

That being the case, he didn't have any psychological burden to cheat, anyway, he was going to offend after all, instead of letting them take the initiative to come to the door and clamor, there is nothing wrong with taking the initiative to attack.

"Although you are the young master, you don't want to steal a single spirit crystal from us today." Lei Yuntian snorted coldly, very backbone.

If even he bowed his head, how should he explain when Xuanyuan also leaves the customs?

"Junior brother's words are wrong. I, Jiang Chen, have always convinced people with virtue, so how could I deceive you?"

When Lei Yuntian heard this, he couldn't help being overjoyed. Sure enough, even the madman Jiang Chen wanted to give you face?
But the next moment, a brick hit him, his vision went dark, and he immediately lost all consciousness.

When he talked about convincing people with virtue, Jiang Chen didn't break his word. He waved the moral brick in front of everyone's eyes, and immediately said in a calm tone:
"Now I'm going to ask for some travel expenses for Erha, you juniors shouldn't think it's too much, right?"

Everyone: "..."

Ah yes yes yes, not too much, not too much at all...

It's like enjoying a good time lying by the swimming pool on a sunny noon in spring, but at this moment, your gorgeous wife suddenly comes to you in a very attractive swimsuit , and took the initiative to give you a sweet meme.

You were suddenly ecstatic, hugged her immediately, and kissed her hard, but just when you wanted to continue discussing some in-depth issues, she lowered her head shyly and told you that she is your twin sister-in-law... …

This is simply outrageous...