It's so miserable, I was cheated by the system for 10 years at the beginning
Chapter 207 To rectify the red boy, Guanyin regrets coming
The mountain god named Li Gang talks like a twat, and it is hard for Li Fei to imagine what he has gone through in the past two years to become so virtuous and virtuous.
We don't know, and we're too embarrassed to ask.
Red boy, awesome!
Out of curiosity, Li Fei asked about the other people.
The turtle fairy in the corner is not a turtle. Because Hong Haier likes to draw turtles, he invites a turtle fairy and a snake demon.
Take off the shell of the tortoise and make the tortoise into a four-legged snake.
Then put the tortoise shell on the snake demon, and it became what it is now.
On one side of the old land, because the red boy likes to ride a horse, the two-hundred-year-old him is played like a hunchback.
……
For a while, several people began to complain, looking up to the sky and helpless.
"If I am guilty, please blast me with five thunders instead of sending such a thing to torture me..." the mountain god cried.
An unknown species of monster sitting in the center sighed, "Oh, he's just a child!"
"God damn child, have you seen a three-hundred-year-old child!
Accumulation Mountain God, you sealed the order of the Bull Demon King to monitor the red boy, so you just let him go? "The local mountain god said displeased.
"What can I do, Red Boy is naughty by nature, how can I stop it?
Didn't he also pluck out all the hairs on my body one by one?
I'm having a hard time too! "
Li Fei, as a melon eater, heard this, and immediately reached out to stop the Accumulation Mountain God from lifting his pants, "Just say what you want, don't show it.
Cough cough, I can see it, this red boy is a bear boy, relying on his powerful magic power, he can run amok!
Come on, eat some beef jerky, and see how I teach him a lesson! "
Several people quickly took the beef jerky.
Suddenly, someone came to his senses and said in horror: "Fuck! What do you think you gave me?"
"Beef jerky, is there a problem?" Li Fei looked indifferent.
When several people heard this, they screamed in fright, jumped up, and hit their heads on the ceiling of the cave.
When they landed, everyone had a big red envelope on their hairless heads.
"Holy monk, you can't eat beef!
Red Boy's father is the Bull Demon King, how could he eat cows! "
A few people shivered and threw away the beef jerky and shrank to a corner.
Cherish life and stay away from Li Fei.
"You said you ate beef jerky?" Suddenly, a cute voice came.
When the mountain gods and land heard the familiar voice, they knew that the devil king was coming.
Weeping in fright, he groaned and said, "My lord, we don't know him well!"
Li Fei looked at the red boy who walked in swaggeringly, only half a meter tall.
Very calmly, he took out a new piece of beef jerky from his sleeve, and slowly put it into his mouth in front of Honghaier.
Chew, very chewy.
provocative!
"Child, do you have an opinion?"
As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden silence in the cave, and everyone stopped breathing!
All confused, is Tang Sanzang crazy?
Do you know what it means to be less aggressive and extremely insulting?
Tell him not to mention children, red children are taboo, Tang Sanzang prefers to mention it!
Tell him that Red Boy's father is the Bull Demon King, and he wants to eat beef in front of him!
Do you want to die?
[Drip, the mountain god is confused + frightened.Reward: soul point 666]
[Drip, the land is confused + fearful.Reward: a cane]
[Drip, Tang Taizong Li Shimin still feels unhappy, depressed, and the more he thinks about it, the more angry he becomes.Reward: Ten Anshen Pills]
[Drip, Red Boy is in a state of anger.Reward: soul point 119119]
"You! Look for it! Die!" Red Boy jumped up with golden anger in his eyes, wanting to end Li Fei.
Everyone was so frightened that they covered their heads and dared not look.
In the next second, "ah~ah~".
The child's screams echoed in the cave, and everyone poked their heads out again in bewilderment.
I saw Li Fei clamping the red boy in the left armpit, and holding a soft rattan with branches and leaves in his right hand.
Snapped!
The cane slapped Hong Haier's buttocks, the sharp pain made Hong Haier cry.
The red boy was stunned, the power of this mortal was irresistible!
"Little brat, you just lack childhood!
You have met this year, I will make it up for you!
Who didn't get beaten in childhood, how can you be a brat without any scruples! "
Li Fei held up the cane and whipped it!
After a while, 170 [-] red marks appeared on Honghaier's palm-sized buttocks!
"This, this, this..." The trembling voices of the mountain gods and land trembled, what's going on?
Devil King Red Boy, being whipped?
[Drip, Red Boy's anger value is exploding!Reward: Law of Strength (Heavenly Dao Level)]
"Still angry? Then let you see my methods!"
The corner of Li Fei's mouth was slightly raised, and with a wave of his big hand, several rows of small objects were neatly laid out on the grass in front of him.
Small leather whips, candles, red ropes for binding, toys...
Seeing this, Hong Haier reacted abruptly and said no.
"If you don't want it, you want it!" Li Fei started to "execute" with a smirk!
Use all the inhuman tricks!
The details here are omitted due to violations of regulations.
It was discovered that Honghaier was still standing tall, maintaining his anger value.
As expected of a demon king, he is better than ordinary monsters!
After squeezing out more than 100 million soul points, Li Fei smiled, "Little brat, you are quite resistant to beating!"
"Today's shame, my red boy will remember it in my heart!
Although I don't know what magic method you used to make my supernatural powers invalid for you.
But I will definitely find a way to get rid of it, and let you pay back twice! "The red boy is angry!
Li Fei naturally didn't care about his threat, turned his mind, and said, "What if I let you grow up?
Let you no longer look like a child, how can you thank me? "
Hong Haier was overjoyed when he heard the words, and tentatively said: "If you have a way, I can let the past go!"
"Hehe, I'm not afraid of your revenge, I just don't want you to attack innocent people because of your mental illness.
Growth card! "Li Fei said casually, Red Boy is destined to be taken away by Guanyin Bodhisattva, so he shouldn't be tortured too much.
Now that I can withstand the previous series of operations and get rewards, it's time to give some sweetness as compensation.
In a word, the system contributes to the birth of the red boy without sequelae.
The red boy burst into white light and swelled instantly.
Under the horrified eyes of everyone, he turned into a burly, two-meter-tall man!
A body full of muscles exploded with sharp edges and corners.
Due to physical reasons, the red apron was turned into a scarf and hung around his neck.
Everyone opened their mouths and looked up.
Seeing the head on the bellyband, I was shocked!
I saw Honghai'er's two-meter-tall body, with a cute baby's head on his neck.
She is showing a bright innocent and lovely smile, her big eyes are bent into crescents...
The whole "children's face and giant body"!
"Damn it, system, what are you doing? A hundred thousand bad jokes!" Li Fei tried to complain about the system, trying to help Hongbai all the time, but it all went wrong!
But Honghai lowered his head, looked at his hands, feet and body, and instantly became excited.
"I've grown up, I've finally grown up! Finally, I don't have to use a self-deceiving ruler to measure my height every day!"
[Drip, Red Boy is extremely grateful to the host.Reward: soul point 222222]
Hong Hai'er clenched his fists tightly, the muscles in his entire arm exploded, and his tendons looked like horned dragons.
He is very satisfied, what he wants is this sense of maturity!
"Little ones, isn't this king mighty!"
The red boy stood proudly, looking at the little demons domineeringly.
The little demons had long been trembling with fright, raised their heads, and looked at the red boy's waist and between his thighs.
Shout in unison: "Mighty!"
"Red boy, your long-cherished wish has been fulfilled.
I hope that from now on, you will not blame others for this! "Li Fei tactfully changed the subject.
Hong Haier suddenly knelt down, and because of his burly body, the cave where his knees shook was shaking.
He clasped his fists like a macho, "Thank you, Holy Monk, I offended you before!
Huh?Why is my voice still so immature? "
"Ahem, cough, normal! I just transformed, and it will get better in the future.
Well, don't look in the mirror for a short time, so as not to cause accidents. "
"Okay, I got it!" Hong Haier was overjoyed, put on his big underpants, and sent Li Fei out respectfully.
But I saw that Sun Wukong led Guanyin down.
Sun Wukong felt that when the Bull Demon King helped fight against the [-] heavenly soldiers, he was worried about the red boy after all, so he invited Guanyin.
Guanyin had already figured out that she would subdue the red boy, it was a certainty.
But when he saw the mighty and tall red boy at the entrance of Huoyun Cave below, he was stunned.
"My special? Are you a red boy?"
Hong Hai'er was not afraid of Guanyin, and said: "It is my great king!"
Hearing the affirmative answer, Guanyin was dumbfounded. Isn't Honghaier a cute child image like a porcelain doll?
What happened to the big man?
This look... I don't want to accept it in an instant!
Avalokitesvara regretted it and wanted to leave, he thought, what will happen if he accepts such a red boy as a boy of good fortune when he goes out in the future?
I was sitting on the lotus platform, glowing kindly with Buddha's light, and behind me stood a reckless man, constantly showing off his muscles?
no no!
After thinking about it, Guanyin felt that the picture was not harmonious, and shook her head vigorously, "No! This is not the red boy I want..."
Inadvertently, Guanyin caught a glimpse of Li Fei who had been holding back his laughter.
I understand everything, it is definitely the ghost of this guy!
"Tang Sanzang, what did you do to the red boy?"
Li Fei cleared his throat and replied, "Just do one good deed every day, Bodhisattva, I heard you want to tame the red boy?"
"There is such a thing, but..." Guanyin looked at the two-meter-high red boy, hesitating again and again.
When Hong Haier heard this, his explosive muscles tensed up, and he said angrily, "You want to subdue me? You can come and try!"
After finishing speaking, Honghaier rushed towards Guanyin like a cannonball.
Fight!
After one hundred strokes, Guanyin put a golden hoop around Honghai'er's thick neck, hands and feet.
When the golden hoop mantra was recited, Honghai'er was in pain.
Seeing this, Avalokitesvara reacted abruptly, I wiped it, did I still subdue the red boy?
He immediately stopped chanting, and desperately helped Honghaier remove the golden hoop.
But it turns out that the golden hoop and the red boy are integrated into one body, and they won't come off, and they won't come off!
Avalokitesvara's face was ashen, and he sat slumped on the lotus platform, murmuring: It's over, the future reputation is over.
Since then, the image has disappeared...
Just when Guanyin thought this was his misfortune, Li Fei spoke up.
"The bodhisattva is very capable, he can easily use the golden hoop to subdue the red boy, and make Buddhism flourish!
However, I heard from someone who said that the Buddha gave Bodhisattva three hoops of gold, tightness and forbidden, and asked you to give them to me.
Tighten the hoop and give me Wukong, and the other two hoops...
Bodhisattva, why did you use it yourself?One traps the black bear spirit, and the other traps the red boy.
Bodhisattva, why don't you tell me when you use my things? If you say so, I won't give it to you.
You used it on your own, didn't you?Sigh... Forget it, I'm not a stingy person, so forget it! "
a bolt from the blue!
Guanyin, who was already in a depressed mood, widened her eyes and took half a step back when she heard the words, almost falling off the lotus platform.
My heart is overwhelmed.
Heavens, which gap was not made properly to release this Tang Sanzang?
Whole ignorance!
What have you made of black bear spirit and red boy? Don't you count 13 in your heart?
I return the goods, can't I return the goods!
[Drip, Guanyin's inner emotions are extremely complicated.Reward: Innate Top Grade Spiritual Treasure Eight Formation Diagram]
We don't know, and we're too embarrassed to ask.
Red boy, awesome!
Out of curiosity, Li Fei asked about the other people.
The turtle fairy in the corner is not a turtle. Because Hong Haier likes to draw turtles, he invites a turtle fairy and a snake demon.
Take off the shell of the tortoise and make the tortoise into a four-legged snake.
Then put the tortoise shell on the snake demon, and it became what it is now.
On one side of the old land, because the red boy likes to ride a horse, the two-hundred-year-old him is played like a hunchback.
……
For a while, several people began to complain, looking up to the sky and helpless.
"If I am guilty, please blast me with five thunders instead of sending such a thing to torture me..." the mountain god cried.
An unknown species of monster sitting in the center sighed, "Oh, he's just a child!"
"God damn child, have you seen a three-hundred-year-old child!
Accumulation Mountain God, you sealed the order of the Bull Demon King to monitor the red boy, so you just let him go? "The local mountain god said displeased.
"What can I do, Red Boy is naughty by nature, how can I stop it?
Didn't he also pluck out all the hairs on my body one by one?
I'm having a hard time too! "
Li Fei, as a melon eater, heard this, and immediately reached out to stop the Accumulation Mountain God from lifting his pants, "Just say what you want, don't show it.
Cough cough, I can see it, this red boy is a bear boy, relying on his powerful magic power, he can run amok!
Come on, eat some beef jerky, and see how I teach him a lesson! "
Several people quickly took the beef jerky.
Suddenly, someone came to his senses and said in horror: "Fuck! What do you think you gave me?"
"Beef jerky, is there a problem?" Li Fei looked indifferent.
When several people heard this, they screamed in fright, jumped up, and hit their heads on the ceiling of the cave.
When they landed, everyone had a big red envelope on their hairless heads.
"Holy monk, you can't eat beef!
Red Boy's father is the Bull Demon King, how could he eat cows! "
A few people shivered and threw away the beef jerky and shrank to a corner.
Cherish life and stay away from Li Fei.
"You said you ate beef jerky?" Suddenly, a cute voice came.
When the mountain gods and land heard the familiar voice, they knew that the devil king was coming.
Weeping in fright, he groaned and said, "My lord, we don't know him well!"
Li Fei looked at the red boy who walked in swaggeringly, only half a meter tall.
Very calmly, he took out a new piece of beef jerky from his sleeve, and slowly put it into his mouth in front of Honghaier.
Chew, very chewy.
provocative!
"Child, do you have an opinion?"
As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden silence in the cave, and everyone stopped breathing!
All confused, is Tang Sanzang crazy?
Do you know what it means to be less aggressive and extremely insulting?
Tell him not to mention children, red children are taboo, Tang Sanzang prefers to mention it!
Tell him that Red Boy's father is the Bull Demon King, and he wants to eat beef in front of him!
Do you want to die?
[Drip, the mountain god is confused + frightened.Reward: soul point 666]
[Drip, the land is confused + fearful.Reward: a cane]
[Drip, Tang Taizong Li Shimin still feels unhappy, depressed, and the more he thinks about it, the more angry he becomes.Reward: Ten Anshen Pills]
[Drip, Red Boy is in a state of anger.Reward: soul point 119119]
"You! Look for it! Die!" Red Boy jumped up with golden anger in his eyes, wanting to end Li Fei.
Everyone was so frightened that they covered their heads and dared not look.
In the next second, "ah~ah~".
The child's screams echoed in the cave, and everyone poked their heads out again in bewilderment.
I saw Li Fei clamping the red boy in the left armpit, and holding a soft rattan with branches and leaves in his right hand.
Snapped!
The cane slapped Hong Haier's buttocks, the sharp pain made Hong Haier cry.
The red boy was stunned, the power of this mortal was irresistible!
"Little brat, you just lack childhood!
You have met this year, I will make it up for you!
Who didn't get beaten in childhood, how can you be a brat without any scruples! "
Li Fei held up the cane and whipped it!
After a while, 170 [-] red marks appeared on Honghaier's palm-sized buttocks!
"This, this, this..." The trembling voices of the mountain gods and land trembled, what's going on?
Devil King Red Boy, being whipped?
[Drip, Red Boy's anger value is exploding!Reward: Law of Strength (Heavenly Dao Level)]
"Still angry? Then let you see my methods!"
The corner of Li Fei's mouth was slightly raised, and with a wave of his big hand, several rows of small objects were neatly laid out on the grass in front of him.
Small leather whips, candles, red ropes for binding, toys...
Seeing this, Hong Haier reacted abruptly and said no.
"If you don't want it, you want it!" Li Fei started to "execute" with a smirk!
Use all the inhuman tricks!
The details here are omitted due to violations of regulations.
It was discovered that Honghaier was still standing tall, maintaining his anger value.
As expected of a demon king, he is better than ordinary monsters!
After squeezing out more than 100 million soul points, Li Fei smiled, "Little brat, you are quite resistant to beating!"
"Today's shame, my red boy will remember it in my heart!
Although I don't know what magic method you used to make my supernatural powers invalid for you.
But I will definitely find a way to get rid of it, and let you pay back twice! "The red boy is angry!
Li Fei naturally didn't care about his threat, turned his mind, and said, "What if I let you grow up?
Let you no longer look like a child, how can you thank me? "
Hong Haier was overjoyed when he heard the words, and tentatively said: "If you have a way, I can let the past go!"
"Hehe, I'm not afraid of your revenge, I just don't want you to attack innocent people because of your mental illness.
Growth card! "Li Fei said casually, Red Boy is destined to be taken away by Guanyin Bodhisattva, so he shouldn't be tortured too much.
Now that I can withstand the previous series of operations and get rewards, it's time to give some sweetness as compensation.
In a word, the system contributes to the birth of the red boy without sequelae.
The red boy burst into white light and swelled instantly.
Under the horrified eyes of everyone, he turned into a burly, two-meter-tall man!
A body full of muscles exploded with sharp edges and corners.
Due to physical reasons, the red apron was turned into a scarf and hung around his neck.
Everyone opened their mouths and looked up.
Seeing the head on the bellyband, I was shocked!
I saw Honghai'er's two-meter-tall body, with a cute baby's head on his neck.
She is showing a bright innocent and lovely smile, her big eyes are bent into crescents...
The whole "children's face and giant body"!
"Damn it, system, what are you doing? A hundred thousand bad jokes!" Li Fei tried to complain about the system, trying to help Hongbai all the time, but it all went wrong!
But Honghai lowered his head, looked at his hands, feet and body, and instantly became excited.
"I've grown up, I've finally grown up! Finally, I don't have to use a self-deceiving ruler to measure my height every day!"
[Drip, Red Boy is extremely grateful to the host.Reward: soul point 222222]
Hong Hai'er clenched his fists tightly, the muscles in his entire arm exploded, and his tendons looked like horned dragons.
He is very satisfied, what he wants is this sense of maturity!
"Little ones, isn't this king mighty!"
The red boy stood proudly, looking at the little demons domineeringly.
The little demons had long been trembling with fright, raised their heads, and looked at the red boy's waist and between his thighs.
Shout in unison: "Mighty!"
"Red boy, your long-cherished wish has been fulfilled.
I hope that from now on, you will not blame others for this! "Li Fei tactfully changed the subject.
Hong Haier suddenly knelt down, and because of his burly body, the cave where his knees shook was shaking.
He clasped his fists like a macho, "Thank you, Holy Monk, I offended you before!
Huh?Why is my voice still so immature? "
"Ahem, cough, normal! I just transformed, and it will get better in the future.
Well, don't look in the mirror for a short time, so as not to cause accidents. "
"Okay, I got it!" Hong Haier was overjoyed, put on his big underpants, and sent Li Fei out respectfully.
But I saw that Sun Wukong led Guanyin down.
Sun Wukong felt that when the Bull Demon King helped fight against the [-] heavenly soldiers, he was worried about the red boy after all, so he invited Guanyin.
Guanyin had already figured out that she would subdue the red boy, it was a certainty.
But when he saw the mighty and tall red boy at the entrance of Huoyun Cave below, he was stunned.
"My special? Are you a red boy?"
Hong Hai'er was not afraid of Guanyin, and said: "It is my great king!"
Hearing the affirmative answer, Guanyin was dumbfounded. Isn't Honghaier a cute child image like a porcelain doll?
What happened to the big man?
This look... I don't want to accept it in an instant!
Avalokitesvara regretted it and wanted to leave, he thought, what will happen if he accepts such a red boy as a boy of good fortune when he goes out in the future?
I was sitting on the lotus platform, glowing kindly with Buddha's light, and behind me stood a reckless man, constantly showing off his muscles?
no no!
After thinking about it, Guanyin felt that the picture was not harmonious, and shook her head vigorously, "No! This is not the red boy I want..."
Inadvertently, Guanyin caught a glimpse of Li Fei who had been holding back his laughter.
I understand everything, it is definitely the ghost of this guy!
"Tang Sanzang, what did you do to the red boy?"
Li Fei cleared his throat and replied, "Just do one good deed every day, Bodhisattva, I heard you want to tame the red boy?"
"There is such a thing, but..." Guanyin looked at the two-meter-high red boy, hesitating again and again.
When Hong Haier heard this, his explosive muscles tensed up, and he said angrily, "You want to subdue me? You can come and try!"
After finishing speaking, Honghaier rushed towards Guanyin like a cannonball.
Fight!
After one hundred strokes, Guanyin put a golden hoop around Honghai'er's thick neck, hands and feet.
When the golden hoop mantra was recited, Honghai'er was in pain.
Seeing this, Avalokitesvara reacted abruptly, I wiped it, did I still subdue the red boy?
He immediately stopped chanting, and desperately helped Honghaier remove the golden hoop.
But it turns out that the golden hoop and the red boy are integrated into one body, and they won't come off, and they won't come off!
Avalokitesvara's face was ashen, and he sat slumped on the lotus platform, murmuring: It's over, the future reputation is over.
Since then, the image has disappeared...
Just when Guanyin thought this was his misfortune, Li Fei spoke up.
"The bodhisattva is very capable, he can easily use the golden hoop to subdue the red boy, and make Buddhism flourish!
However, I heard from someone who said that the Buddha gave Bodhisattva three hoops of gold, tightness and forbidden, and asked you to give them to me.
Tighten the hoop and give me Wukong, and the other two hoops...
Bodhisattva, why did you use it yourself?One traps the black bear spirit, and the other traps the red boy.
Bodhisattva, why don't you tell me when you use my things? If you say so, I won't give it to you.
You used it on your own, didn't you?Sigh... Forget it, I'm not a stingy person, so forget it! "
a bolt from the blue!
Guanyin, who was already in a depressed mood, widened her eyes and took half a step back when she heard the words, almost falling off the lotus platform.
My heart is overwhelmed.
Heavens, which gap was not made properly to release this Tang Sanzang?
Whole ignorance!
What have you made of black bear spirit and red boy? Don't you count 13 in your heart?
I return the goods, can't I return the goods!
[Drip, Guanyin's inner emotions are extremely complicated.Reward: Innate Top Grade Spiritual Treasure Eight Formation Diagram]
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