"Catch it? Why does Your Majesty treat me like this?"
An excited and loud voice came from the main entrance.
The civil and military officials on both sides of the upright court hall looked for their voices.
Two figures appeared in the sunlight, which was dazzling to everyone, and they couldn't see them clearly.
When they walked into the middle of civil and military officials, everyone could see clearly.
"It's a holy monk!"
"There's a little monkey!"
The Minister of Civil and Military Affairs pointed, curious and excited.
Li Fei strode forward with a high-spirited attitude.
My heart is filled with infinite expectations. As long as today is over, the mission of Journey to the West will be over, and then I can start a new journey of practice! ! !
"My minister lived up to His Majesty's entrustment and went to the West to seek the Mahayana Buddhist scriptures. Today... Huh? Your Majesty, what's wrong with your face?"
Li Fei spoke impassionedly, and then saluted. Just as he spoke, he looked up and found Li Shimin glaring at him, seemingly very excited.
The corners of his hesitant eyes, the stubble of his beard, and his dull skin.
All kinds of signs indicated that something was wrong with Li Shimin.
"What's wrong with me? Hehe, I'm fine!
After three years, I finally waited for you back! ! ! " Li Shimin said with gritted teeth, creaking, as if he had snapped his back molars.
But he didn't spit it out, he swallowed it abruptly.
[Drip, Li Shimin is extremely excited.Reward: soul point 666]
[Drip, Li Shimin bit off his back molars.Reward: A bottle of anesthetic]
[Drip, Li Shimin has murderous intentions towards the host.Reward: 999 soul points]
Li Fei was so happy that he didn't understand why Li Shimin looked so sloppy.
Hearing the sound of system rewards, he realized, and remembered that on the way to learn scriptures, the system would pop up his rewards every now and then.
General Yin of Shuangchaling and Black Bear Spirit of Mount Putuo are not so generous!
As for the emperor, he has a big heart. After three years, he got into a dead end and turned himself into depression, making him look like this.
Li Fei regretted seeing him in such a miserable state.
It was the first time I knew that I could earn rewards, so maybe I shouldn't use Li Er as an experiment.
How much reward can a mortal squeeze out?
In the end, the Westward Journey was over, and he needed to sign for the delivery of scriptures.
If you come out to hang out, you still have to pay it back...
"Your Majesty, I have worked diligently to learn the scriptures, and I only hope that one day I can share the worries of Your Majesty, and ensure that the people of the Tang Dynasty live and live in a smooth weather.
Your Majesty, the country will last forever and be immortal!
For this reason, even if I go through ninety-nine, eighty-one ordeals, so what?
It's all worth it! "
Li Fei spoke impassionedly, in the slanting sunlight, spittle stars were flying all over the sky.
The spirit of giving up one's life for righteousness, loyalty to the emperor and patriotism was perfectly conveyed, and all civil and military officials nodded their heads!
"The holy monk is a good man, the rumors are true!"
"The locusts, a natural disaster three years ago, could it be that the holy monk came up with an idea to eat them, and the Tang Dynasty is in danger."
"Today, the holy monk fetched Buddhist scriptures from India to appease the common people. This is another great merit!"
"Now I understand why Your Majesty is willing to condescend to become sworn brothers with the Holy Monk, Your Majesty is so wise!"
……
Civil and military officials say one sentence to the other, and the trend of public opinion is to praise Li Fei.
Li Shimin's face gradually became gloomy, you people, do you understand what it means to read words and judge moods!
He knew Li Fei's merits, but merits are merits, and resentment is resentment, two different things.
If you don't rectify it, it's hard to vent your grievances!
Li Shimin, who is known as a wise king, couldn't find an excuse to mess with Li Fei for a while, so he looked sideways and saw the well-behaved Monkey King.
His eyes lit up, and he said: "Tang Sanzang, the laws of the Tang Dynasty prohibit cruelty to animals!
You can see that this monkey is skinny, and its hair is stained with a lot of blood. It is submissive and miserable. Did it come from your hand?
Don't be afraid, little monkey, did he abuse you?
If it's you, just nod, I'll be the master for you! "
According to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, cruelty to animals is inhumane, and you need to be punished fifty times!
Sun Wukong guessed the importance of the final stage of learning the scriptures to the master, so he kept silent and looked at the emperor and courtiers of the Tang Dynasty with piercing eyes.
Hearing Li Shimin say this, he blew up.
"God damn it!
Don't think that you can be unrestrained because you have the protection of Emperor Ziwei!
What the hell are you talking like, playing monkeys? ! "
Li Shimin was surprised by what Sun Wukong said, "Can monkeys also speak human language?"
"Master, stop me quickly, I'm going to kill him!" Sun Wukong took the initiative to hold Li Fei's arm.
Li Fei pressed Sun Wukong with a smile, and said with a smile: "Don't play with Wukong, today is very important for the teacher, you go to the side and rest."
Sun Wukong squatted in the corner according to his words.
And Li Fei raised his head and chest, looked at Li Shimin with a smile, bent down and saluted respectfully.
He is worshiping the rare virtuous monarch in his heart, respecting virtuous corporals, correcting mistakes if they know it, Li Shimin is the only emperor in the ages!
"Your Majesty, I know that you have resentment in your heart. Since the minister returns today, let's make a break!"
"What are you going to do?" Li Shimin gritted his teeth and said.
"Look." Li Fei flicked his sleeves and took out a large number of items from the system inventory.
On the main hall, there are hundreds of bottles and jars piled up, arousing everyone's curiosity.
In order to end the Westward Journey and the grievances with Li Shimin, Li Fei said, "Your Majesty, this is Shenqing Pill, one pill a day, the depression will disappear in seven days!
This is Liuwei Dihuang Wan, one pill a day, effective in three days, and peak physical strength can be recovered in half a month!
Guaranteed that the empress will praise you!
This is a sleeping pill, take one pill a day, go to sleep after taking it, you will never wake up in the middle of the night, and feel cold when you feel cold!Note that this cannot be eaten too much.
This is an anesthetic, Your Majesty, you can treat the back molars first.
This is the ventilating pill, your Majesty takes one pill a day, no more pain from now on, and it will be a thousand miles away.
This is……
Your Majesty, these medicines have no side effects. Do as I say, and you will definitely be able to return to the unrestrained and healthy years before! "
An excited and loud voice came from the main entrance.
The civil and military officials on both sides of the upright court hall looked for their voices.
Two figures appeared in the sunlight, which was dazzling to everyone, and they couldn't see them clearly.
When they walked into the middle of civil and military officials, everyone could see clearly.
"It's a holy monk!"
"There's a little monkey!"
The Minister of Civil and Military Affairs pointed, curious and excited.
Li Fei strode forward with a high-spirited attitude.
My heart is filled with infinite expectations. As long as today is over, the mission of Journey to the West will be over, and then I can start a new journey of practice! ! !
"My minister lived up to His Majesty's entrustment and went to the West to seek the Mahayana Buddhist scriptures. Today... Huh? Your Majesty, what's wrong with your face?"
Li Fei spoke impassionedly, and then saluted. Just as he spoke, he looked up and found Li Shimin glaring at him, seemingly very excited.
The corners of his hesitant eyes, the stubble of his beard, and his dull skin.
All kinds of signs indicated that something was wrong with Li Shimin.
"What's wrong with me? Hehe, I'm fine!
After three years, I finally waited for you back! ! ! " Li Shimin said with gritted teeth, creaking, as if he had snapped his back molars.
But he didn't spit it out, he swallowed it abruptly.
[Drip, Li Shimin is extremely excited.Reward: soul point 666]
[Drip, Li Shimin bit off his back molars.Reward: A bottle of anesthetic]
[Drip, Li Shimin has murderous intentions towards the host.Reward: 999 soul points]
Li Fei was so happy that he didn't understand why Li Shimin looked so sloppy.
Hearing the sound of system rewards, he realized, and remembered that on the way to learn scriptures, the system would pop up his rewards every now and then.
General Yin of Shuangchaling and Black Bear Spirit of Mount Putuo are not so generous!
As for the emperor, he has a big heart. After three years, he got into a dead end and turned himself into depression, making him look like this.
Li Fei regretted seeing him in such a miserable state.
It was the first time I knew that I could earn rewards, so maybe I shouldn't use Li Er as an experiment.
How much reward can a mortal squeeze out?
In the end, the Westward Journey was over, and he needed to sign for the delivery of scriptures.
If you come out to hang out, you still have to pay it back...
"Your Majesty, I have worked diligently to learn the scriptures, and I only hope that one day I can share the worries of Your Majesty, and ensure that the people of the Tang Dynasty live and live in a smooth weather.
Your Majesty, the country will last forever and be immortal!
For this reason, even if I go through ninety-nine, eighty-one ordeals, so what?
It's all worth it! "
Li Fei spoke impassionedly, in the slanting sunlight, spittle stars were flying all over the sky.
The spirit of giving up one's life for righteousness, loyalty to the emperor and patriotism was perfectly conveyed, and all civil and military officials nodded their heads!
"The holy monk is a good man, the rumors are true!"
"The locusts, a natural disaster three years ago, could it be that the holy monk came up with an idea to eat them, and the Tang Dynasty is in danger."
"Today, the holy monk fetched Buddhist scriptures from India to appease the common people. This is another great merit!"
"Now I understand why Your Majesty is willing to condescend to become sworn brothers with the Holy Monk, Your Majesty is so wise!"
……
Civil and military officials say one sentence to the other, and the trend of public opinion is to praise Li Fei.
Li Shimin's face gradually became gloomy, you people, do you understand what it means to read words and judge moods!
He knew Li Fei's merits, but merits are merits, and resentment is resentment, two different things.
If you don't rectify it, it's hard to vent your grievances!
Li Shimin, who is known as a wise king, couldn't find an excuse to mess with Li Fei for a while, so he looked sideways and saw the well-behaved Monkey King.
His eyes lit up, and he said: "Tang Sanzang, the laws of the Tang Dynasty prohibit cruelty to animals!
You can see that this monkey is skinny, and its hair is stained with a lot of blood. It is submissive and miserable. Did it come from your hand?
Don't be afraid, little monkey, did he abuse you?
If it's you, just nod, I'll be the master for you! "
According to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, cruelty to animals is inhumane, and you need to be punished fifty times!
Sun Wukong guessed the importance of the final stage of learning the scriptures to the master, so he kept silent and looked at the emperor and courtiers of the Tang Dynasty with piercing eyes.
Hearing Li Shimin say this, he blew up.
"God damn it!
Don't think that you can be unrestrained because you have the protection of Emperor Ziwei!
What the hell are you talking like, playing monkeys? ! "
Li Shimin was surprised by what Sun Wukong said, "Can monkeys also speak human language?"
"Master, stop me quickly, I'm going to kill him!" Sun Wukong took the initiative to hold Li Fei's arm.
Li Fei pressed Sun Wukong with a smile, and said with a smile: "Don't play with Wukong, today is very important for the teacher, you go to the side and rest."
Sun Wukong squatted in the corner according to his words.
And Li Fei raised his head and chest, looked at Li Shimin with a smile, bent down and saluted respectfully.
He is worshiping the rare virtuous monarch in his heart, respecting virtuous corporals, correcting mistakes if they know it, Li Shimin is the only emperor in the ages!
"Your Majesty, I know that you have resentment in your heart. Since the minister returns today, let's make a break!"
"What are you going to do?" Li Shimin gritted his teeth and said.
"Look." Li Fei flicked his sleeves and took out a large number of items from the system inventory.
On the main hall, there are hundreds of bottles and jars piled up, arousing everyone's curiosity.
In order to end the Westward Journey and the grievances with Li Shimin, Li Fei said, "Your Majesty, this is Shenqing Pill, one pill a day, the depression will disappear in seven days!
This is Liuwei Dihuang Wan, one pill a day, effective in three days, and peak physical strength can be recovered in half a month!
Guaranteed that the empress will praise you!
This is a sleeping pill, take one pill a day, go to sleep after taking it, you will never wake up in the middle of the night, and feel cold when you feel cold!Note that this cannot be eaten too much.
This is an anesthetic, Your Majesty, you can treat the back molars first.
This is the ventilating pill, your Majesty takes one pill a day, no more pain from now on, and it will be a thousand miles away.
This is……
Your Majesty, these medicines have no side effects. Do as I say, and you will definitely be able to return to the unrestrained and healthy years before! "
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