The soft rice king of the empress's family

Hearing that Sima Shang was so lavish, Huangfu Doudang was startled, and immediately said with a smile on his face: "How dare you?"

While talking, Huangfudou opened his storage ring
Sima Shang immediately transferred all his spirit stones to Huangfudou's storage ring.

After seeing the Lingshi in his hand, Huangfudou also began to teach Sima Shang unfailingly:

"Brother Sima, this, chasing girls, first of all you have to change your facial expression, after all you have always kept a straight face all day, as if someone owes you hundreds of thousands of spirit stones, whoever sees it will not be afraid ah?"

"Especially girls, after seeing your expression, they are even more frightened. How can you get close to girls?"

Hearing Huangfudou's words, Sima Shang suddenly realized, and immediately nodded and continued to listen.

Huangfudou continued to tirelessly teach:

"Secondly, you have to take the initiative to chat with girls. You can't expect girls to come to you, can you? You know, girls have thin skins."

"Of course, if you take the initiative, there must be a limit. You can't act like you're licking a dog. You'll end up with nothing if you lick a dog!"

"Find a suitable topic, and then start chatting with others in a calm manner"

"When your relationship with girls has reached a certain level, remember that you have to take the initiative to show love at this time. Don't expect girls to take the initiative to speak up. Girls are very thin-skinned."

Huangfu taught Sima Shang dryly for a long time.

For a moment, Sima Shang felt that he had been enlightened, and he suddenly felt that he was so alive before!
"Been taught a lesson"

Sima Shang clasped his hands towards Huangfu Dou, and said happily: "Listening to your words is really better than reading ten years of books. Thank you Brother Huangfu for your patience and guidance. This time, I feel a lot more confident in myself!"

Hearing this, Huangfu Dou squinted his eyes, looked very pleased, and said: "Yes, yes, children can be taught."

"Go, Sao Nian, go and show your charm, your little Xixi will fall in love with you!"

Hearing this sentence, Sima Shang was fascinated immediately, and walked towards Gu Xixi in a frenzy.

As for Huangfu Dou, he stood with his hands behind his back, looking in Sima Shang's direction with a benevolent face.

"Husband, you have been chatting with him for a long time, what are you talking about?"

At this time, Nihongshang came over, looked at Huangfu with a puzzled look and said.

Huangfudou looked calm, pointed in the direction Sima Shang was leaving, and said:

"Your husband, I have done a great good deed, the beauty of being an adult! Don't ask any more questions, just look at it!"

Hearing this, Nihongshang looked in the direction Sima Shang left.

At this time, after Sima Shang walked towards the river, Gu Xixi started to walk towards a toilet not far away.

In fact, after waiting for such a long time, there were still no 22 people, and Gu Xixi felt a little anxious.

I have to say that the design of this small river is quite reasonable, knowing that the waiting time for future generations is too long, and specially designed public toilets for men and women
After seeing Gu Xixi walking towards the toilet, it was naturally impossible for Sima Shang to chase to the women's toilet, so he could only wait at the door of the toilet.

This person is in a state of lack of confidence, plus waiting at the door of the toilet, Sima Shang felt guilty for a while.

The chicken blood that Huangfudou gave him before didn't work at all, and he started to get nervous.

However, in order to successfully start a chat with Gu Xixi, Sima Shang still opened his mouth and took a deep breath of the shit-smelling stench, and then he calmed down a lot.
At this time, Gu Xixi came out from the women's toilet, and when she saw Sima Shang standing at the door of the toilet, she immediately looked puzzled.

After Sima Shang saw Gu Xixi, he immediately became nervous again. His mind was blank at this moment, and he couldn't find any suitable topics for a while.

For a moment, Sima Shang was so anxious that he felt like pins and needles, and cold sweat flowed down his forehead!
"Idiot, why don't you just start the topic with the fact that you just came out of the toilet?"

Seeing this scene, Huangfu sent a voice transmission to Sima Shang, telling Sima Shang how to speak.

Hearing this, Sima Shang stammered immediately: "Eh, Xixi, you just came out after going to the bathroom?"

Speaking of this, Sima Shang was very nervous and didn't know what to say. He lowered his head involuntarily. When he saw Xixi's wet hands, he suddenly blurted out:
"Xixi, did you pee on your hands too?"

Gu Xixi: "."

Seeing this scene, Huangfudou was petrified on the spot!
He looked at Sima Shang as if he had seen a rare species. Is there such a straight man in this world?
At this time, Huangfu fought the black thread of steamed buns, thinking in his heart, why not give back the money to Sima Shang, the child cannot be taught!
If he really taught Sima Shang to the point where he could win Xixi, he estimated that he could earn several 300 million spirit stones for all the effort he spent during this period!
After Sima Shang said these words, all the people around Xiaohe looked at Sima Shang immediately.

All of a sudden, everyone's three views were refreshed!

At this moment, Sima Shang realized that he had said the wrong thing. For a while, his intestines were full of regret, and he wanted to die.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Sima Shang felt more uncomfortable and ashamed the more he thought about it.

For a moment, Sima Shang covered his face and howled and ran in another direction.
"Sima Shang!"

Seeing Sima Shang being so embarrassed, Gu Xixi immediately became worried, and then followed closely.

She was afraid that Sima Shang would do something stupid!
"Er husband, is this what you want me to see?" The empress looked at this scene speechlessly, if Sima Shang hadn't run away in tears at the end, the empress would have thought this guy was playing hooligan.

Huangfudou covered his face with one hand, his heart was full of collapse and he said:
"Hey, it's not easy to make money these days. Even I can't recover. I have to spit out what I made before."

"I just hope that this Sima won't put the responsibility on me and ask me for compensation."

As he said that, Huangfu Dou walked to the side with his head full. After all, he got the Lingshi in his hand, and he was really reluctant to spit it out.

However, Sima Shang was so pitiful that he felt sorry for not returning the spirit stone.
Huangfu was really in a dilemma.

Huangfudou thought about how to deal with this matter with a sad face, and before he knew it, more than an hour passed.

At this time, two figures suddenly appeared in front of Huangfudou. Huangfudou raised his head and saw that it was Sima Shang and Gu Xixi.

Seeing these two people, Huangfudou immediately explained:
"Brother, it's not my fault."