The years when I was not the protagonist

In the middle of the night, a strange sound came from the room next to Gu Chuan.

Only a few men's voices came from it.

"........."

The more Gu Chuan heard it, the more strange it became. Shouldn't the short time be a shame for a man?Why are these men so proud? Now, Gu Chuan expresses his incomprehension?

On the second day, Gu Chuan opened the door, just in time to see the female general come out rubbing her waist, and she still gave him a wink after seeing Gu Chuan.

The female general rubbed her waist as she walked and said, "Well, it's really refreshing to sleep until dawn."

After the female general left, her concubines came out of the room behind her one after another.

When these men saw Gu Chuan, they all straightened up, looked at Gu Chuan proudly, and walked like wind.

It seems to say, look, I was favored by the general, you can only listen to the corner of the wall.

After a while, a man walked over dignifiedly, and when he walked in front of Gu Chuan, he said with a dignified expression: "Although you haven't entered yet, you have to understand the rules of the general's mansion in the future. Today, brothers are going to learn tea art. Let's go together. In the future, you can call me big brother, and we are brothers."

This man is the eldest wife of the female general, who is in charge of all the internal affairs of the general's mansion.

Gu Chuan happened to be fine, so he simply followed.

In a courtyard, two female guards swallowed while watching a group of handsome and delicious men.

Gu Chuan was among them.

"Brothers, as the general's husbands, we must know the rules. The general will often receive some important guests. We have to share the pressure for the general, so the rule of pouring tea is very important."

"Brothers, do you know how to pinch orchid fingers?"

"I don't know, is it me, brother?"

"Brother, we don't know how to do it, please teach us."

"..."

Gu Chuan suddenly felt a little nauseous, and the little thing he ate in the morning seemed to be gushing out soon.

Da Fang glanced at the men, with a somewhat smug expression on his face, and then he said majesticly.

"To pinch the orchid finger, you must first stretch the five fingers, stand the index finger, and bend the remaining four fingers naturally. The surface of the thumb should lightly touch the edge of the middle finger. The thumb should not press the nail of the middle finger. Stiffness of the little finger will make the hand shape unnatural. The eyes must follow the movement of the fingers."

"Brothers, do you know it? You will have to use orchid fingers when serving tea from now on." After speaking, Dafang didn't forget to demonstrate. He poured himself a cup of tea with his orchid fingers, and took a sip with his mouth.

"His grandma's, a bunch of sissies." Gu Chuan finally couldn't take it anymore, and rushed out the door. He was afraid that if he stayed any longer, he would sleep with orchid fingers in his dreams.

Seeing Gu Chuan's behavior, Dafang immediately turned dark, and said unhappily: "This man is really rude, he doesn't look like a man at all. I don't know what the general is looking for in him."

"Brothers, don't be like this wild man, come to us to continue practicing orchid fingers."

Gu Chuan left the General's Mansion and went to the street, ready to take a good tour of the city.

The business people on the street are basically women, and there are very few men.

Not giving up, Gu Chuan went to Chunlou again, only to see a group of men holding embroidered handkerchiefs, painted with rouge and gouache, showing their smooth and hairless thighs, enthusiastically soliciting female guests.

As soon as Gu Chuan arrived at the door, all the prostitutes cast hostile looks, thinking that this man was here to steal business.

Guchuan has become a beautiful landscape of the city, and the women who pass by it will turn their heads with frowns.

It can’t be said that these people are sick, it’s just that the worldview is different.

Finally, Gu Chuan met a seductive second-generation ancestor in a busy city. Of course, the second-generation ancestor was a woman with a pale face. She looked like she was overindulgent and weak. One day she would suddenly die on the belly of a man.

When the second generation ancestor saw Gu Chuan, his eyes lit up immediately, "Hey hey hey, where is the little handsome boy going, why don't you come back with me to discuss life."

Although the Second Generation Ancestor had a wretched voice, his face was still pretty.

What's the matter that Gu Chuan suddenly didn't want to resist.

Seeing that Gu Chuan didn't speak, the second generation ancestor directly ordered the two female subordinates, "Go, bring this beautiful boy to my room. I want to discuss life with this beautiful boy, hehehe."

The two female hands stuck to Gu Chuan's body with mean smiles, and then stretched out their hands to touch him. I don't know if Gu Chuan took advantage of them or they took advantage of Gu Chuan.

Just when Gu Chuan was about to submit, a young woman suddenly came out with a sword in her hand.

"Stop it, you actually robbed civilian men in broad daylight, is there any law for you?"

The second generation female ancestor said, "Wang Fa, here I am Wang Fa."

This scene is a bit familiar, do I have to struggle a few times symbolically?

The young woman dealt with the three female second-generation ancestors in threes and fives, and said handsomely, "Hey, handsome man, have you been handsome by this lady? Don't think about how to thank me, just promise yourself with your body."

While talking, the young woman found a handful of flowers from nowhere, and suddenly knelt down on one knee and said to Gu Chuan.

"This beautiful man, you are like the brightest star in the sky. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. I can't stand any other man in my eyes. Marry me. From then on, we will travel all over the world and make a home. We will give birth to a baby and let him grow up by himself."

Gu Chuan has a deep understanding now, and finally knows the joy of being licked, no wonder those women like to cultivate spare tires so much.

There was a sound of horseshoes, and the female general came over on horseback. When she heard the news that someone was going to kidnap Gu Chuan, she hurried over immediately.

When she saw someone showing love to the woman she was looking for, the red tasseled gun in her hand suddenly became restless.

But when she saw that person, she was taken aback again, and called out curiously: "Xiaoyun?"

The young woman raised her head upon hearing this, "Sister?"

When aunt and nephew meet each other, it is inevitable to exchange pleasantries.

But when the two talked about Gu Chuan's problem, they immediately lost their composure.

Xiaoyun: "Sister-in-law, you have married seventeen husbands, so just leave this to me. I have a pity that your niece has been single for 20 years."

The female general: "Xiaoyun, you are still young, and you will meet a better man in the future. He should stop arguing with your aunt. From now on, he will be your eighteenth uncle."

Xiaoyun: "You are old and not ashamed."

The female general: "You little thing."

Gu Chuan "..." He discovered that women in this country don't have so many days every month, but men have so many days that are unnatural, no wonder the women here are so tough.