I, the invincible strong man, was deceived by the system for 100 years
Chapter 292 Lynch's Landlord Friendship
Something big has happened in heaven.
In the dark night of hell, she is looking for a husband!
In the heavens, there are all kinds of powerful male gods with excellent conditions.
But now.
In the hall of the gods, Zeus released this news that could shock the world.
This also made many gods dumbfounded and remained silent for a long time.
"Isn't there any response from you? What should we do about this matter? Sir Nyx wants to find a husband, so you have an idea. Or, you can try it with Lady Goddess?"
Zeus held his forehead, he really had a headache now.
Hanging above his head, the knife that belonged to Uranus has not been taken off, and now Nyx, the big guy, put the knife on his neck again.
Nyx said, if he can't find it, he'll be the dung of a dragon.
Under the hall of the gods, many guys who used to talk at the meeting all looked around, hoping that Zeus would ignore them.
Nyx looking for a husband?
Who dares to help indiscriminately?
And Nyx's beauty is one of the best in the world.
But even if Nyx wanted to marry any god on the scene, they would not dare to accept it.
That was simply killing me.
Not only are they unworthy, but they are also constantly worried that Nyx will cut them down with a knife.
Nyx is notoriously unscrupulous.
"Talk! Aren't you usually good at talking?!"
Zeus roared angrily: "I don't care! Anyway, if there is no other way, I will pull you all over and let Lord Nyx choose one by one!"
As soon as this remark came out, all the gods were cold, and they became anxious.
If one is accidentally chosen by the Goddess, or if one is accidentally hated by Nyx, then
Immediately afterwards, Zeus looked at the gods coldly, and finally fixed his eyes on Cowes.
"Master Coyce, I think you are quite suitable for Mr. Nyx. I think it's time for Mr. Nyx to talk to you." Zeus whispered, making Coyce's body shudder.
Misfortune fell from heaven, that's what it said.
"Don't, don't, don't! My lord, let me think about it, let me think about it!"
When a person is in crisis, his mind will be extremely clear, and he will be quick-witted.
Cowes scratched his hair and suddenly had a flash of inspiration!
"My lord, Lord Nyx wants to find a husband, so I issued this task to you, but I didn't say what kind of husband I'm looking for, and what method I'm going to use to find a husband, right?" Coyce said. asked Zeus.
"Yes!"
Seeing the confidence on Coyce's face, Zeus showed a gleam of joy on his face.
"If that's the case, then we don't need to take this responsibility on us. Sir Nix asked you to help her find a husband, but why didn't she ask Hell for help? It's just because Hell belongs to her , so she was embarrassed to lose face, so she came to you."
"Actually, Lord Nyx really just wants to find a husband."
"If that's the case, why can't we shirk this responsibility?"
Cowes smirked.
There is quite a feeling that a dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor Taoist.
"That's right!" Zeus's eyes lit up, but soon he had a headache again: "Then how to shirk responsibility, and where to shirk it?"
"Master God King, the world!"
Cowes stroked his beard and said: "Besides, we need to consider, once Mrs. Nix is looking for a husband, what if she succeeds in finding her husband? If her husband is from another camp, then we will lose a lot! So, we We must find our own people, and then shift the responsibility to our own people, in that case, we will neither have any accidents, nor let Master Nyx become someone else's bride,"
"And the Lord God King has a force called the Land of God's Grace? Recently, isn't the Principality of Felite all owned by us? If it really succeeds, then we will be able to obtain the power of Lord Nyx." Supported!"
Cowes spoke with increasing force and certainty.
Zeus was stunned for a moment: "Well, let's go to the Principality of Philet, I'm really not familiar with the Land of Divine Grace."
The gods rolled their eyes, secretly thinking that Zeus is really stingy, with such a great power in his hands, yet he hides it!
Principality of Felix.
surilla.
Lynch finally arrived at this place.
Huge hanging gardens float above Surilla.
Lynch lifted the concealment magic of the Hanging Garden, and the shadows began to cover Surilla.
He wants to tell everyone that he is coming!
On the sky garden.
At this time, a big banquet was held outside the castle.
A long table with a length of ten meters and a width of only one meter was placed at the entrance of the castle.
On the dining table, there were plate after plate of black flatbread.
A glass of water is placed in front of each seat.
Many gods and demigods gathered in the Principality of Felite at this time are sitting in their seats, with confusion in their eyes.
They were all invited by Hestia, so they came here.
As for Lynch, in their hearts, although he represented Zeus, he didn't have such a big face.
But at this time, Lynch was sitting at one end of the long table, and the goddesses were sitting in a row to the left and right of Lynch.
The meals in front of them were somewhat different.
Big fish and big meat, the smell can arouse the gluttons in people's stomachs.
Lynch picked up the Holy Grail in front of him.
As a lord, now a nobleman, he knows the etiquette of nobles very well.
With a gentle smile on his face, he stood up, raised the Holy Grail, bowed slightly, and smiled at the nobles in front of him: "Haha, welcome to the Hanging Garden as guests, I am the lord of the Land of Grace, Lynch Nicholas! As the lord, I will offer you a toast first, if the hospitality is not good, please bear with me!"
After speaking, drink it up in one gulp.
The goddesses smiled and stood up, holding the glazed luminous cups, and drank the red wine in the cups.
The embarrassed gods didn't want to get up at first, but it can be seen that Hestia and Demeter all stood up, and they all stood up with ugly faces.
He held a somewhat soft paper cup in his hand, looked at the clear water in the cup, hesitated for a while, but faced Hestia's stern eyes, he drank it anyway.
That’s right, it’s bullying God!
"Ahaha, I really appreciate Your Excellency Lynch's hospitality!"
Beifengshen stood up and said the word 'hospitality' very emphatically, revealing his extreme dissatisfaction with Lynch in his words: "However, I heard that His Excellency Lynch is now leading the army of the Land of God's Grace, and is sending hope The Federation is marching. I don’t know what is the reason for His Excellency Lynch to come here when the Principality of Felite is about to go to war with the Forgotten Land?”
Lin Qi laughed immediately when he heard this.
Even the goddesses revealed a hint of dissatisfaction in their eyes.
This Principality of Felite is the prey of the land of divine grace.And the gathering of many grand dukes is also the operation behind the scenes of the land of divine grace.If it weren't for the presence of the gods from the heavens, the Principality of Felite would have already become the territory of the Kingdom of Clay!
But the North Wind God has regarded the Principality of Felite as his territory.
If it wasn't for Lynch's presence and without Lynch's order, the goddesses would have died if they didn't dare to do anything.
Lynch smiled and said, "Oh, am I just idle in the Land of God's Grace? When has the Land of God's Grace ever lost a war like this? I just came to see how you guys are doing in the war."
"Oh, by the way, sit down first and eat something. This cake is a special product of our land of divine grace. It is processed and transformed by our hard-working goblins, watered with excrement and urine, and then used Cyclops It is made of sticky saliva. After two days of indulging in the unique smell of the toilet, it can have such a black color."
Following Lynch's introduction, the faces of the gods turned ashen.
Immediately afterwards, Lynch continued: "Not only that, in order to cover up its smell. I used the method of making smell out, and let half-orcs in the orc clan put it in the privacy of their crotches, and covered it up for two days. night!"
"But this smell is inexhaustible, so I let my sleeping monster excrete. You don't know, although the excrement of this sleeping monster looks filthy, Horks said, the smell is quite good Fragrant. So, I asked someone to put the flatbread in the feces, marinate it for two days and two nights, and finally made a fragrant flatbread."
After speaking, Lynch looked at the gods sharply, and said with a sneer:
"Everyone, it took seven days to make this cake. As a guest, if you don't eat it, it would be too much. Will you give me face?"
In the dark night of hell, she is looking for a husband!
In the heavens, there are all kinds of powerful male gods with excellent conditions.
But now.
In the hall of the gods, Zeus released this news that could shock the world.
This also made many gods dumbfounded and remained silent for a long time.
"Isn't there any response from you? What should we do about this matter? Sir Nyx wants to find a husband, so you have an idea. Or, you can try it with Lady Goddess?"
Zeus held his forehead, he really had a headache now.
Hanging above his head, the knife that belonged to Uranus has not been taken off, and now Nyx, the big guy, put the knife on his neck again.
Nyx said, if he can't find it, he'll be the dung of a dragon.
Under the hall of the gods, many guys who used to talk at the meeting all looked around, hoping that Zeus would ignore them.
Nyx looking for a husband?
Who dares to help indiscriminately?
And Nyx's beauty is one of the best in the world.
But even if Nyx wanted to marry any god on the scene, they would not dare to accept it.
That was simply killing me.
Not only are they unworthy, but they are also constantly worried that Nyx will cut them down with a knife.
Nyx is notoriously unscrupulous.
"Talk! Aren't you usually good at talking?!"
Zeus roared angrily: "I don't care! Anyway, if there is no other way, I will pull you all over and let Lord Nyx choose one by one!"
As soon as this remark came out, all the gods were cold, and they became anxious.
If one is accidentally chosen by the Goddess, or if one is accidentally hated by Nyx, then
Immediately afterwards, Zeus looked at the gods coldly, and finally fixed his eyes on Cowes.
"Master Coyce, I think you are quite suitable for Mr. Nyx. I think it's time for Mr. Nyx to talk to you." Zeus whispered, making Coyce's body shudder.
Misfortune fell from heaven, that's what it said.
"Don't, don't, don't! My lord, let me think about it, let me think about it!"
When a person is in crisis, his mind will be extremely clear, and he will be quick-witted.
Cowes scratched his hair and suddenly had a flash of inspiration!
"My lord, Lord Nyx wants to find a husband, so I issued this task to you, but I didn't say what kind of husband I'm looking for, and what method I'm going to use to find a husband, right?" Coyce said. asked Zeus.
"Yes!"
Seeing the confidence on Coyce's face, Zeus showed a gleam of joy on his face.
"If that's the case, then we don't need to take this responsibility on us. Sir Nix asked you to help her find a husband, but why didn't she ask Hell for help? It's just because Hell belongs to her , so she was embarrassed to lose face, so she came to you."
"Actually, Lord Nyx really just wants to find a husband."
"If that's the case, why can't we shirk this responsibility?"
Cowes smirked.
There is quite a feeling that a dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor Taoist.
"That's right!" Zeus's eyes lit up, but soon he had a headache again: "Then how to shirk responsibility, and where to shirk it?"
"Master God King, the world!"
Cowes stroked his beard and said: "Besides, we need to consider, once Mrs. Nix is looking for a husband, what if she succeeds in finding her husband? If her husband is from another camp, then we will lose a lot! So, we We must find our own people, and then shift the responsibility to our own people, in that case, we will neither have any accidents, nor let Master Nyx become someone else's bride,"
"And the Lord God King has a force called the Land of God's Grace? Recently, isn't the Principality of Felite all owned by us? If it really succeeds, then we will be able to obtain the power of Lord Nyx." Supported!"
Cowes spoke with increasing force and certainty.
Zeus was stunned for a moment: "Well, let's go to the Principality of Philet, I'm really not familiar with the Land of Divine Grace."
The gods rolled their eyes, secretly thinking that Zeus is really stingy, with such a great power in his hands, yet he hides it!
Principality of Felix.
surilla.
Lynch finally arrived at this place.
Huge hanging gardens float above Surilla.
Lynch lifted the concealment magic of the Hanging Garden, and the shadows began to cover Surilla.
He wants to tell everyone that he is coming!
On the sky garden.
At this time, a big banquet was held outside the castle.
A long table with a length of ten meters and a width of only one meter was placed at the entrance of the castle.
On the dining table, there were plate after plate of black flatbread.
A glass of water is placed in front of each seat.
Many gods and demigods gathered in the Principality of Felite at this time are sitting in their seats, with confusion in their eyes.
They were all invited by Hestia, so they came here.
As for Lynch, in their hearts, although he represented Zeus, he didn't have such a big face.
But at this time, Lynch was sitting at one end of the long table, and the goddesses were sitting in a row to the left and right of Lynch.
The meals in front of them were somewhat different.
Big fish and big meat, the smell can arouse the gluttons in people's stomachs.
Lynch picked up the Holy Grail in front of him.
As a lord, now a nobleman, he knows the etiquette of nobles very well.
With a gentle smile on his face, he stood up, raised the Holy Grail, bowed slightly, and smiled at the nobles in front of him: "Haha, welcome to the Hanging Garden as guests, I am the lord of the Land of Grace, Lynch Nicholas! As the lord, I will offer you a toast first, if the hospitality is not good, please bear with me!"
After speaking, drink it up in one gulp.
The goddesses smiled and stood up, holding the glazed luminous cups, and drank the red wine in the cups.
The embarrassed gods didn't want to get up at first, but it can be seen that Hestia and Demeter all stood up, and they all stood up with ugly faces.
He held a somewhat soft paper cup in his hand, looked at the clear water in the cup, hesitated for a while, but faced Hestia's stern eyes, he drank it anyway.
That’s right, it’s bullying God!
"Ahaha, I really appreciate Your Excellency Lynch's hospitality!"
Beifengshen stood up and said the word 'hospitality' very emphatically, revealing his extreme dissatisfaction with Lynch in his words: "However, I heard that His Excellency Lynch is now leading the army of the Land of God's Grace, and is sending hope The Federation is marching. I don’t know what is the reason for His Excellency Lynch to come here when the Principality of Felite is about to go to war with the Forgotten Land?”
Lin Qi laughed immediately when he heard this.
Even the goddesses revealed a hint of dissatisfaction in their eyes.
This Principality of Felite is the prey of the land of divine grace.And the gathering of many grand dukes is also the operation behind the scenes of the land of divine grace.If it weren't for the presence of the gods from the heavens, the Principality of Felite would have already become the territory of the Kingdom of Clay!
But the North Wind God has regarded the Principality of Felite as his territory.
If it wasn't for Lynch's presence and without Lynch's order, the goddesses would have died if they didn't dare to do anything.
Lynch smiled and said, "Oh, am I just idle in the Land of God's Grace? When has the Land of God's Grace ever lost a war like this? I just came to see how you guys are doing in the war."
"Oh, by the way, sit down first and eat something. This cake is a special product of our land of divine grace. It is processed and transformed by our hard-working goblins, watered with excrement and urine, and then used Cyclops It is made of sticky saliva. After two days of indulging in the unique smell of the toilet, it can have such a black color."
Following Lynch's introduction, the faces of the gods turned ashen.
Immediately afterwards, Lynch continued: "Not only that, in order to cover up its smell. I used the method of making smell out, and let half-orcs in the orc clan put it in the privacy of their crotches, and covered it up for two days. night!"
"But this smell is inexhaustible, so I let my sleeping monster excrete. You don't know, although the excrement of this sleeping monster looks filthy, Horks said, the smell is quite good Fragrant. So, I asked someone to put the flatbread in the feces, marinate it for two days and two nights, and finally made a fragrant flatbread."
After speaking, Lynch looked at the gods sharply, and said with a sneer:
"Everyone, it took seven days to make this cake. As a guest, if you don't eat it, it would be too much. Will you give me face?"
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