I, the invincible strong man, was deceived by the system for 100 years

"Hey, I'm not going to die, I'm a human being, I'm sorry, I screwed up your stinky system!"

Lynch put his hands behind his back and laughed while there was no one around.

Every time he sees the system getting angry, Lynch always feels happy in life.

"hiss--"

Suddenly, Lynch gasped and bent down.

Could it be that he got angry after eating the barbecue in the form of a phoenix yesterday?

The sudden abnormality of his body made Lynch very uncomfortable.

Is it?
Usually drank too much of the fountain of life of the Eternal Holy Grail, or was old.

Frequent urination?
Lynch scratched his head, and was about to pull up his pants to study.

It always feels like something is wrong.

Just when Lynch was about to act, a female goblin who was staying behind in the Land of Divine Grace and was doing construction work ran towards Lynch.

He shouted in a sharp voice: "My lord, suddenly there are a lot of strange things in our city, and everyone knows that they were created by you. Everyone wants to pay their respects to your remains."

Lynch stopped, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

remains?

These goblins who don't like reading are trying to learn human civilization recently.

I learned four different things.

As a magnanimous lord, Lynch ignored her, and said gently, "You, go back and read the book for me, and take a good look at what 'remains' means, and copy it three hundred times by the way."

"Ah?!" the female goblin shouted.

"This is an order!"

Lynch glared at the female goblin and walked towards the center of the square.

I was puzzled.

I don't know why, but just now I saw a female goblin who I thought was a little ugly, but I found it extraordinarily beautiful and pleasing to the eye.

Even want a kiss?
On the way, Lynch rubbed his face vigorously, always feeling that there was something wrong with him.

"Why does it feel a little wrong? It seems a little weird."

Lynch took a deep breath and rolled his throat.

Approaching the square.

The crowd was full of people.

The demihumans stood under a high platform erected in the center of the square, and when they saw Lynch, they all said "Hello, Lord Lord" in unison.

Lynch nodded.

When I looked into the crowd, I didn't know why, not only did the rabbit-eared girls and cat-eared girls look very good-looking, but even the piggies and crocodile women were particularly attractive.

His throat rolled, and Lynch's face blushed inexplicably. Looking down, the little brother was very active today. Under the crowd, the corner of Lynch's mouth twitched.

Immediately afterwards, a sofa was released on the spot.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he lay sideways on the sofa and covered his body with a makeshift quilt.

"It's weird, what's going on? Why do you want to touch it a little bit?"

Lynch rubbed his eyes vigorously.

This is a novel experience felt for the first time in a hundred years.

I have been smart since I was a child, is this the first time I have experienced this thing?

It seems that if you touch it or move it, you will feel a little happy?
"Wait and study carefully."

Lying on the sofa, Lynch, who controlled the sofa and flew towards the high platform, murmured.

The demi-humans looked at each other and whispered when they saw Lynch's sudden manipulation.

"What happened to the lord? Why are you lying on the sofa? Still covered with a quilt? Could it be that you have a cold?"

"Are you a fucking fool? Even I can't catch a cold, do you think the lord will catch a cold?"

"It makes sense. The lord's face is a little red, it should be poisoned."

"Your brain is sick, you are poisoned, is this the symptom?"

"It seems to be so. Has the lord returned to the light?"

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If Lynch knew that in such a short period of time, he had experienced colds, poisoning, and was about to die in the end, he would probably kill these off-line guys.

However, some sharp-eyed demihumans saw Lynch's strangeness.

"Look at the lord, is there something wrong with him?!! Was he attracted by my beauty?" A beautiful pig-human who did not want to be named blushed.

"Daughter-in-law? Take a look for me, is the pig mane on my head green?" Beside the beautiful pig-human race, a pig-man who looks like the second senior brother has black lines all over his face.

"Hiss——" a snake beauty gasped, and pointed at Lynch in disbelief: "Lord Lord. He. He!!!"

There was a snake man next to the snake woman beauty. The snake man saw the surprised face of the snake woman, then looked at the direction the snake woman was pointing at, smiled disdainfully, and pointed to a white scale of the snake woman beauty: "What's so interesting? Your lord Is it something you can covet? Don’t even think about racial surprises, how can such a tiny place have the qualifications to accommodate the Optimus Jade Pillar?”

"Under the crowd, you really don't have any shame!" An elf gritted his teeth and squeezed forward desperately to the first row, staring at Lynch.

The mouth is ashamed, but the body is quite honest, and the look of staring at it is enough to explain everything.

Even the originally black trousers were darker in color. If it weren't for the noisy voices, the ticking sound would definitely not be covered up.

There are more demihumans commenting on Lynch's artifact, and many female demihumans want to taste the greatness of successful people and idols.

Lynch had no idea about this.

He was still lying on his side on the sofa, constantly using healing magic on himself with his hands.

For some reason, the usual omnipotent magic seems useless.

The unexplainable feeling slowly spread in my heart.

He heard a noisy voice and raised his hand weakly: "Quiet."

The low and dignified voice, under the blessing of magic, spread throughout the square.

The demihumans immediately looked at Lynch in awe, who seemed a little weak.

"Everyone has worked hard. You have worked very hard recently. I hope you will carry forward your current spirit and continue to work hard."

"It's been a long time since I have guided everyone's work, now I will guide you again."

"Recently, the city has been continuously bringing in resources, and soon, the Forgotten Land will also bring those scarce resources. And, you will also welcome a group of new companions soon."

"However, I have discovered new problems recently. People keep complaining to me. There are several problematic races!"

Hearing Lynch's words, all the demihumans immediately stood up straight.

The problematic race is a big deal.

I saw that Lynch pointed to the place where the new crocodile people gathered, and stared at him: "It's you bastard crocodile people, can you do something?"

Square's eyes focused on the trembling crocodile man hiding in a corner.

Especially the fighting chicken people, their eyes are very angry!

Lynch said angrily: "You bastards, you actually hid the hatched crocodile eggs in the nest of the fighting chickens, and secretly asked them to hatch the eggs for you! When the little crocodile is born, it will be revealed! You say Are you hurting or not? The little crocodile is born, and he directly recognizes the fighting chicken clan as his parents!"

The members of the crocodile clan all admitted their mistakes.

And willing to compensate.

Lynch was very pleased, and ordered: "As compensation, the crocodilians will also help the fighting chickens hatch a batch of eggs. Well, it's decided like this."

Fighting chicken people and crocodile people:
"????"

Immediately afterwards, Lynch pointed at the kobolds and cursed viciously:
"And you! Don't think I don't know that you sneak into the toilet in the middle of the night to find shit to eat! I told you all, be civilized, civilized!"

Pointing again, he pointed at the werewolves: "And you, what's the matter with running naked every night of the full moon? Civilization! Civilization! You kicked it like a ball? Can you change your customs?"

The other races covered their mouths and sniggered.

But soon, bad luck came to them.