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Chapter 61 Yuanshi Tianzun loses all his underpants
The Master Tongtian was puzzled when he saw that there was nothing on the top floor except a large lawn.
"Master, what is this golf ball?"
"There's nothing here but lawns."
Lu Changsheng smiled, and then conjured up a basket of balls.
There were no materials for making golf balls in this era.
Therefore, Lu Changsheng used some very cumbersome means to order people to collect a lot of animal scales, boil them into a jelly, then add some special substances, and then put them into the model, and then cooled them into the golf ball in front of us.
Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the small peach-sized ball in the basket, showing confusion.
"Why is this ball so small?"
Lu Changsheng transformed into a golf club again, which was made of special wooden materials of this era.
"The gameplay of this golf ball is also very simple, but you can't use any mana."
After Lu Changsheng finished explaining, he played the game several times to demonstrate to the two of them.
Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Jiaozhu have a well-thought-out plan.
"It's easy!"
Master Tongtian picked up the golf club on the side, and quickly did it as Lu Changsheng did just now.
But the ball always hits too short a distance.
"This time, we won't bet on our cultivation." Lu Changsheng said slowly, "Whoever misses the ball will be considered a loser."
"The bet is to paint a turtle on your face."
Yuanshi Tianzun: ...
Master Tongtian: ...
The expression on Master Tongtian's face was a bit embarrassed.
Anyway, he is also one of the Sanqing, painting a turtle on his face, how decent is that!
"What? Are you afraid of losing?"
When Lu Changsheng was so excited, Master Tongtian immediately agreed: "What are you afraid of?!"
"Draw and paint!"
"The owner should be careful, he couldn't beat mahjong just now, can he still beat this game?"
So, the three started a swing competition.
It's just that if you swing this pole, you will see the truth immediately if you win or lose.
The corners of Lu Changsheng's mouth raised slightly, it was time to watch a good show.
Lu Chang transformed into a wolf hair brush, and said with a smile: "You two, I am willing to admit defeat."
Master Tongtian was a free and easy person, but he didn't think anything of it.
What's more, there are no outsiders here.
"I'll come first, let's draw!"
Lu Changsheng held back his smile, waved the Langhao brush in his hand, and drew a little turtle on the forehead of Master Tongtian.
When it was Yuanshi Tianzun's turn, Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't hold his face anymore.
Lu Changsheng soon drew a little turtle on Yuanshi Tianzun's forehead.
"Okay, that's all for today's game."
"I still have to go back to accompany my wife, so I will leave first."
Lu Changsheng secretly smiled.
If you don't leave, I'm afraid you will be exposed.
The two of them didn't know that the turtle on the forehead was painted with chaotic black ink, and it couldn't be washed or wiped off no matter what mana was used.
This imprint will never disappear unless it remains for a million years.
In other words, these two saints will bear the tortoise for at least 500 million years.
"Master, please stop." Yuanshi Tianzun immediately called to stop Lu Changsheng.
He said anxiously: "Villa Master, how can I return my disciples' magic weapon?"
"Return?" Lu Changsheng said solemnly, frowning, "Isn't this magic weapon exchanged with the Primordial Pill?"
Yuanshi Tianzun:! ! !
Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly took a breath.
Japan and Europe!
be cheated!
At that time, Yuanshi Tianzun's pupils suddenly shrank, as big as the eyes of needles.
He never expected that he would be put in a position.
That day when I received the Hunyuan Pill, I was too excited for a moment, and I forgot about being humiliated by those female dolls and the treasures of my apprentices.
Who would have thought that it would be exchanged for the Hunyuan Pill.
"But...you never said that." Yuanshi Tianzun was about to cry at that time.
Lu Changsheng seemed to have seen a huge joke, and asked back: "Could it be that my Hunyuan Pill was given for free? You accepted it, and you are acquiescing."
Seeing that Lu Changsheng was not joking, Yuanshi Tianzun was in a cold sweat at the moment.
"Master, can the treasure be exchanged again?"
"To be honest, that Hunyuan Pill... I can't absorb it. It's useless to me, and it even made me almost explode."
Yuanshi Tianzun was wronged for a while.
The Master Tongtian who was on the side couldn't help being shocked when he heard this.
Nearly exploded?
The saint who can make the late Hunyuan Da Luo Jinxian almost explode!
So what exactly is this Primordial Pill?
Master Tongtian became interested, and continued to listen silently.
At that time, Lu Changsheng had an expression that had nothing to do with me: "You didn't have this expression when you took the Hunyuan Pill."
"So... you don't want that Hunyuan Pill, so you can return it."
Yuanshi Tianzun: ...
He is the only one who has such a good thing in the whole prehistoric world, how could he return it!
Yuanshi Tianzun naturally didn't want to return it.
When his cultivation base rises in the future, this Hunyuan Pill can still be absorbed.
Lu Changsheng saw that Yuanshi Tianzun looked bad again, so he had no choice but to say: "Then take your cultivation base in exchange."
With a flick of his sleeve, Lu Changsheng transformed the orb into his palm.
Yuanshi Tianzun: ...
Although Yuanshi Tianzun didn't care about those millions of years of cultivation, if he went on like this, wouldn't he lose all face!
After all the calculations, he still suffers! !
"The magic weapon of these disciples...how much cultivation do I need to exchange?" Yuanshi Tianzun asked.
Lu Changsheng smiled and stretched out five counts.
"500 million years?" Yuanshi Tianzun heaved a sigh of relief.
Five million years is not much to him.
Lu Changsheng shook his head and smiled slightly: "5000 million years."
Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes widened: "5000 million years?!"
He suddenly felt some pain in his flesh.
Although 5000 million years is not much, but he has been unlucky these past few days, and Chanjiao's reputation in the entire Three Realms is not very good.
I don't know who is maliciously slandering.
For a saint like him, ten thousand years is just a matter of opening and closing his eyes.
Fifty million years is just the time to sleep.
But right now, Master Tongtian has been promoted to the late Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian Late Stage, equal to him.
This made Yuanshi Tianzun have to be vigilant.
When he thought of losing his 5000 million years of cultivation, he was naturally reluctant.
But Lu Changsheng's request was not too much.
Yuanshi Tianzun had no choice but to put his hand on the bead silently.
I saw that the bead suddenly burst out with a sudden suction force, as if it had drawn something from his body.
The purple aura in the orb condensed and dissipated after a while.
Lu Changsheng nodded in satisfaction, swept his sleeves away, and many treasures appeared in the void glowing with golden light.
Yuanshi Tianzun looked at these hard-won treasures, cupped his hands and said: "Thank you, the owner, for fulfilling it."
Yuanshi Tianzun didn't want to wait for a moment to take back these treasures.
If he stays any longer, he doesn't know what other methods the villa owner will come up with to charge his cultivation base.
He lost all his underpants today!
Seeing that Yuanshi Tianzun had left, Tongtian Sect Master walked enthusiastically to Lu Changsheng with a smile on his face.
Lu Changsheng: ...
Lu Changsheng saw the attentive face of Tongtian Cult Master: "Just say what you want to say."
"Master, what is this golf ball?"
"There's nothing here but lawns."
Lu Changsheng smiled, and then conjured up a basket of balls.
There were no materials for making golf balls in this era.
Therefore, Lu Changsheng used some very cumbersome means to order people to collect a lot of animal scales, boil them into a jelly, then add some special substances, and then put them into the model, and then cooled them into the golf ball in front of us.
Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the small peach-sized ball in the basket, showing confusion.
"Why is this ball so small?"
Lu Changsheng transformed into a golf club again, which was made of special wooden materials of this era.
"The gameplay of this golf ball is also very simple, but you can't use any mana."
After Lu Changsheng finished explaining, he played the game several times to demonstrate to the two of them.
Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Jiaozhu have a well-thought-out plan.
"It's easy!"
Master Tongtian picked up the golf club on the side, and quickly did it as Lu Changsheng did just now.
But the ball always hits too short a distance.
"This time, we won't bet on our cultivation." Lu Changsheng said slowly, "Whoever misses the ball will be considered a loser."
"The bet is to paint a turtle on your face."
Yuanshi Tianzun: ...
Master Tongtian: ...
The expression on Master Tongtian's face was a bit embarrassed.
Anyway, he is also one of the Sanqing, painting a turtle on his face, how decent is that!
"What? Are you afraid of losing?"
When Lu Changsheng was so excited, Master Tongtian immediately agreed: "What are you afraid of?!"
"Draw and paint!"
"The owner should be careful, he couldn't beat mahjong just now, can he still beat this game?"
So, the three started a swing competition.
It's just that if you swing this pole, you will see the truth immediately if you win or lose.
The corners of Lu Changsheng's mouth raised slightly, it was time to watch a good show.
Lu Chang transformed into a wolf hair brush, and said with a smile: "You two, I am willing to admit defeat."
Master Tongtian was a free and easy person, but he didn't think anything of it.
What's more, there are no outsiders here.
"I'll come first, let's draw!"
Lu Changsheng held back his smile, waved the Langhao brush in his hand, and drew a little turtle on the forehead of Master Tongtian.
When it was Yuanshi Tianzun's turn, Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't hold his face anymore.
Lu Changsheng soon drew a little turtle on Yuanshi Tianzun's forehead.
"Okay, that's all for today's game."
"I still have to go back to accompany my wife, so I will leave first."
Lu Changsheng secretly smiled.
If you don't leave, I'm afraid you will be exposed.
The two of them didn't know that the turtle on the forehead was painted with chaotic black ink, and it couldn't be washed or wiped off no matter what mana was used.
This imprint will never disappear unless it remains for a million years.
In other words, these two saints will bear the tortoise for at least 500 million years.
"Master, please stop." Yuanshi Tianzun immediately called to stop Lu Changsheng.
He said anxiously: "Villa Master, how can I return my disciples' magic weapon?"
"Return?" Lu Changsheng said solemnly, frowning, "Isn't this magic weapon exchanged with the Primordial Pill?"
Yuanshi Tianzun:! ! !
Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly took a breath.
Japan and Europe!
be cheated!
At that time, Yuanshi Tianzun's pupils suddenly shrank, as big as the eyes of needles.
He never expected that he would be put in a position.
That day when I received the Hunyuan Pill, I was too excited for a moment, and I forgot about being humiliated by those female dolls and the treasures of my apprentices.
Who would have thought that it would be exchanged for the Hunyuan Pill.
"But...you never said that." Yuanshi Tianzun was about to cry at that time.
Lu Changsheng seemed to have seen a huge joke, and asked back: "Could it be that my Hunyuan Pill was given for free? You accepted it, and you are acquiescing."
Seeing that Lu Changsheng was not joking, Yuanshi Tianzun was in a cold sweat at the moment.
"Master, can the treasure be exchanged again?"
"To be honest, that Hunyuan Pill... I can't absorb it. It's useless to me, and it even made me almost explode."
Yuanshi Tianzun was wronged for a while.
The Master Tongtian who was on the side couldn't help being shocked when he heard this.
Nearly exploded?
The saint who can make the late Hunyuan Da Luo Jinxian almost explode!
So what exactly is this Primordial Pill?
Master Tongtian became interested, and continued to listen silently.
At that time, Lu Changsheng had an expression that had nothing to do with me: "You didn't have this expression when you took the Hunyuan Pill."
"So... you don't want that Hunyuan Pill, so you can return it."
Yuanshi Tianzun: ...
He is the only one who has such a good thing in the whole prehistoric world, how could he return it!
Yuanshi Tianzun naturally didn't want to return it.
When his cultivation base rises in the future, this Hunyuan Pill can still be absorbed.
Lu Changsheng saw that Yuanshi Tianzun looked bad again, so he had no choice but to say: "Then take your cultivation base in exchange."
With a flick of his sleeve, Lu Changsheng transformed the orb into his palm.
Yuanshi Tianzun: ...
Although Yuanshi Tianzun didn't care about those millions of years of cultivation, if he went on like this, wouldn't he lose all face!
After all the calculations, he still suffers! !
"The magic weapon of these disciples...how much cultivation do I need to exchange?" Yuanshi Tianzun asked.
Lu Changsheng smiled and stretched out five counts.
"500 million years?" Yuanshi Tianzun heaved a sigh of relief.
Five million years is not much to him.
Lu Changsheng shook his head and smiled slightly: "5000 million years."
Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes widened: "5000 million years?!"
He suddenly felt some pain in his flesh.
Although 5000 million years is not much, but he has been unlucky these past few days, and Chanjiao's reputation in the entire Three Realms is not very good.
I don't know who is maliciously slandering.
For a saint like him, ten thousand years is just a matter of opening and closing his eyes.
Fifty million years is just the time to sleep.
But right now, Master Tongtian has been promoted to the late Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian Late Stage, equal to him.
This made Yuanshi Tianzun have to be vigilant.
When he thought of losing his 5000 million years of cultivation, he was naturally reluctant.
But Lu Changsheng's request was not too much.
Yuanshi Tianzun had no choice but to put his hand on the bead silently.
I saw that the bead suddenly burst out with a sudden suction force, as if it had drawn something from his body.
The purple aura in the orb condensed and dissipated after a while.
Lu Changsheng nodded in satisfaction, swept his sleeves away, and many treasures appeared in the void glowing with golden light.
Yuanshi Tianzun looked at these hard-won treasures, cupped his hands and said: "Thank you, the owner, for fulfilling it."
Yuanshi Tianzun didn't want to wait for a moment to take back these treasures.
If he stays any longer, he doesn't know what other methods the villa owner will come up with to charge his cultivation base.
He lost all his underpants today!
Seeing that Yuanshi Tianzun had left, Tongtian Sect Master walked enthusiastically to Lu Changsheng with a smile on his face.
Lu Changsheng: ...
Lu Changsheng saw the attentive face of Tongtian Cult Master: "Just say what you want to say."
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