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Chapter 508 You Can't Lick Chang'e Like This
Seeing that Chang'e rejected her confession without hesitation, Marshal Tianpeng became anxious in an instant: "Sister Chang'e, I really love you. From the first day I saw you, my heart has completely belonged to you. You are gone, and my whole body belongs to you..."
Chang'e only felt irritated for a while, and said slightly angrily: "Marshal Tianpeng, if you are so rude again, then I will tell the Queen Mother."
Marshal Tianpeng panicked: "Don't, don't."
Chang'e snorted softly, turned around and was about to leave without even looking at him.
But Marshal Tianpeng was reluctant to let her go, so he stopped her in a hurry: "Wait a minute, sister Chang'e."
Chang'e was so angry that her delicate body trembled: "What on earth do you want?"
Marshal Tianpeng said: "Although you rejected me today, I still have a lot of things I want to say to you, and you will definitely be moved by my infatuation! Sister Chang'e, just listen to me, okay?"
Lin Yuanjian, who has been peeping from a distance with his divine sense, can't stand it any longer. Damn, what are you talking about? You have no EQ at all. You still want to chase Chang'e just like that?Dreaming!
Chang'e raised her willow eyebrows, and said angrily, "I don't want to hear it, so hurry up and get out of my way, I don't like you."
Marshal Tianpeng scratched his hair in distress: "Why? Am I not handsome enough? Am I not understanding enough? Sister Chang'e, I swear that I will do everything I can to treat you well."
"Oh, I understand. You must be afraid of the rules of heaven, right? It's okay. As long as we really love each other, how can mere rules of heaven stop us? If it doesn't work, let's stop being gods and come to the world to be a loving couple. For a long time couple, just like the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong, how do you sing the opera?"
"The birds on the tree are in pairs, the husband and wife return home, you plow the fields and I weave, and I will carry water for you to water the garden..." This guy actually sang!
Chang'e covered her ears, her head was about to smoke from his anger: "Enough, I don't want to listen anymore."
Seeing all this far away, Lin Yuan laughed so hard that he could hardly breathe.
"Sister Chang'e, is it because I don't sing well enough? It doesn't matter, I will definitely go back and practice hard until you like it."
"Get out, I don't want to see you anymore!" Chang'e slapped Marshal Tianpeng's handsome face with a slap, and sent him flying more than 20 meters away with a strong force.
Marshal Tianpeng quickly got up, and said with a distressed expression: "Sister Chang'e, why did you hit me so hard? You must have hurt your hand, let me see..."
Chang'e ignored him, flew up, and went straight to the Guanghan Palace.
Marshal Tianpeng wanted to catch up, but stopped after a certain distance, and did not continue to chase.
He touched the face that was slapped by Chang'e, and his eyes showed obsession: "Sister Chang'e's hand touched my face, I am so happy, I must not wash this face this month, as long as I touch it often, I will be happy." It's like touching the little hands of sister Chang'e..."
"Hahaha!" At this moment, a harsh laughter came from behind.
Marshal Tianpeng's expression changed, and he yelled: "Who? Who is laughing?"
"Me." Lin Yuanjian walked out slowly, and looked up and down Marshal Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie's previous life, future Buddhist scripture learner, and one of the sons of Yingjie.
Marshal Tianpeng saw that Lin Yuanjian looked unfamiliar, and raised his sword eyebrows: "Who are you? Why has this commander never seen you in Heaven?"
Lin Yuanjian smiled and said, "It doesn't matter who I am, I'm just passing by."
"Passing by?" Marshal Tianpeng's face turned cold: "So, you saw what happened just now?"
Lin Yuanjian nodded: "Yes, I have seen it all, and I sympathize with you."
"Hmph, this is none of your business." Marshal Tianpeng's tone was threatening: "I don't care who you are, if you dare to spread this matter, I will not let you off lightly."
"You look like this, you can't catch up with Chang'e." Lin Yuanjian actually didn't want to pay attention to this matter, but now that he is bored and has nothing to do, he just casually talks to this guy.
Marshal Tianpeng said coldly: "I don't need you to teach me how to do things, and you are not qualified to teach."
"It's true, I don't want to be nosy, but I still want to give you a piece of advice. If you continue to stalk Chang'e like this, something will happen..." Lin Yuanjian thought of his later reincarnation as a pig. I can't help but gloat a bit.
Marshal Tianpeng shouted loudly: "What happens to me has nothing to do with you! On the contrary, you are a boy with a very good face and a thieves' appearance. Your identity is unknown and your origin is unclear. Who are you? How dare you trespass?" Heavenly Court? If you don’t make it clear today, don’t think about leaving.”
Lin Yuanjian didn't take it seriously: "The Jade Emperor should know me, you can just ask him."
"Hahaha, His Majesty the Jade Emperor knows you? Don't make me laugh!" Marshal Tianpeng sneered, "Who do you think you are? An unknown person dares to speak wild words and brag here."
Lin Yuanjian had expected that he would not believe it, but he didn't care.
"Yue Lao is in charge of the affairs of love between men and women in the world, maybe you can ask him for help. There is only so much I can help you with, so leave."
After digging a hole for Marshal Canopy, Lin Yuan disappeared when he saw the person.
"Huh? Where's the person?" Marshal Canopy widened his eyes and looked around, but he didn't notice the slightest trace of Lin Yuanjian.
"Oh, good boy, you slipped away fast, next time you better pray that you don't meet me again, otherwise I will definitely show you some color..."
"Yue Lao... Yue Lao, ah, by the way, why didn't I think of it? Hahaha, prepare a generous gift and ask Yue Lao for help, it will definitely work!"
"Sister Chang'e, I'm coming, hia~hia~hia~"
……
Lin Yuanjian returned to the Longevity Palace.
He just made a fuss about Marshal Tianpeng. If there is no accident, Marshal Tianpeng will be expelled from the lower realm soon.
It's going to happen sooner or later anyway, so let's make it a little faster.
"Oh, Lin Shangxian, are you back? How's it going? Isn't the scenery on the Heavenly Palace not bad?" Ao Guang greeted Lin Yuan with a smile when he came back.
Lin Yuanjian shrugged his shoulders: "I don't know, I didn't pay much attention to it, I just went to Tushita Palace."
"Go to Tushita Palace?" Ao Guang's heart skipped a beat. That was the residence of the Supreme Lord. Lin Yuanjian was able to go there, he must have friendship with the Supreme Lord.
To be able to have friendship with people like Taishang Laojun is amazing!
It is worthy of being the big backer of the Dragon Clan!
"Shangxian is going to catch up with Laojun?" Ao Guang asked tentatively.
Lin Yuanjian shook his head: "No, I don't know him well at all, so how can we talk about the old days? I just thought his elixir was good, so I went over and took them all."
Ao Guang was stunned for an instant!
Not familiar with it, and then went to take all the elixir?To put it bluntly, it is grabbing!
The most important thing is, did Lin Yuanjian come back safe and sound?
Taishang Laojun let him go so easily?Or do you dare not offend Lin Yuanjian at all?
Chang'e only felt irritated for a while, and said slightly angrily: "Marshal Tianpeng, if you are so rude again, then I will tell the Queen Mother."
Marshal Tianpeng panicked: "Don't, don't."
Chang'e snorted softly, turned around and was about to leave without even looking at him.
But Marshal Tianpeng was reluctant to let her go, so he stopped her in a hurry: "Wait a minute, sister Chang'e."
Chang'e was so angry that her delicate body trembled: "What on earth do you want?"
Marshal Tianpeng said: "Although you rejected me today, I still have a lot of things I want to say to you, and you will definitely be moved by my infatuation! Sister Chang'e, just listen to me, okay?"
Lin Yuanjian, who has been peeping from a distance with his divine sense, can't stand it any longer. Damn, what are you talking about? You have no EQ at all. You still want to chase Chang'e just like that?Dreaming!
Chang'e raised her willow eyebrows, and said angrily, "I don't want to hear it, so hurry up and get out of my way, I don't like you."
Marshal Tianpeng scratched his hair in distress: "Why? Am I not handsome enough? Am I not understanding enough? Sister Chang'e, I swear that I will do everything I can to treat you well."
"Oh, I understand. You must be afraid of the rules of heaven, right? It's okay. As long as we really love each other, how can mere rules of heaven stop us? If it doesn't work, let's stop being gods and come to the world to be a loving couple. For a long time couple, just like the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong, how do you sing the opera?"
"The birds on the tree are in pairs, the husband and wife return home, you plow the fields and I weave, and I will carry water for you to water the garden..." This guy actually sang!
Chang'e covered her ears, her head was about to smoke from his anger: "Enough, I don't want to listen anymore."
Seeing all this far away, Lin Yuan laughed so hard that he could hardly breathe.
"Sister Chang'e, is it because I don't sing well enough? It doesn't matter, I will definitely go back and practice hard until you like it."
"Get out, I don't want to see you anymore!" Chang'e slapped Marshal Tianpeng's handsome face with a slap, and sent him flying more than 20 meters away with a strong force.
Marshal Tianpeng quickly got up, and said with a distressed expression: "Sister Chang'e, why did you hit me so hard? You must have hurt your hand, let me see..."
Chang'e ignored him, flew up, and went straight to the Guanghan Palace.
Marshal Tianpeng wanted to catch up, but stopped after a certain distance, and did not continue to chase.
He touched the face that was slapped by Chang'e, and his eyes showed obsession: "Sister Chang'e's hand touched my face, I am so happy, I must not wash this face this month, as long as I touch it often, I will be happy." It's like touching the little hands of sister Chang'e..."
"Hahaha!" At this moment, a harsh laughter came from behind.
Marshal Tianpeng's expression changed, and he yelled: "Who? Who is laughing?"
"Me." Lin Yuanjian walked out slowly, and looked up and down Marshal Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie's previous life, future Buddhist scripture learner, and one of the sons of Yingjie.
Marshal Tianpeng saw that Lin Yuanjian looked unfamiliar, and raised his sword eyebrows: "Who are you? Why has this commander never seen you in Heaven?"
Lin Yuanjian smiled and said, "It doesn't matter who I am, I'm just passing by."
"Passing by?" Marshal Tianpeng's face turned cold: "So, you saw what happened just now?"
Lin Yuanjian nodded: "Yes, I have seen it all, and I sympathize with you."
"Hmph, this is none of your business." Marshal Tianpeng's tone was threatening: "I don't care who you are, if you dare to spread this matter, I will not let you off lightly."
"You look like this, you can't catch up with Chang'e." Lin Yuanjian actually didn't want to pay attention to this matter, but now that he is bored and has nothing to do, he just casually talks to this guy.
Marshal Tianpeng said coldly: "I don't need you to teach me how to do things, and you are not qualified to teach."
"It's true, I don't want to be nosy, but I still want to give you a piece of advice. If you continue to stalk Chang'e like this, something will happen..." Lin Yuanjian thought of his later reincarnation as a pig. I can't help but gloat a bit.
Marshal Tianpeng shouted loudly: "What happens to me has nothing to do with you! On the contrary, you are a boy with a very good face and a thieves' appearance. Your identity is unknown and your origin is unclear. Who are you? How dare you trespass?" Heavenly Court? If you don’t make it clear today, don’t think about leaving.”
Lin Yuanjian didn't take it seriously: "The Jade Emperor should know me, you can just ask him."
"Hahaha, His Majesty the Jade Emperor knows you? Don't make me laugh!" Marshal Tianpeng sneered, "Who do you think you are? An unknown person dares to speak wild words and brag here."
Lin Yuanjian had expected that he would not believe it, but he didn't care.
"Yue Lao is in charge of the affairs of love between men and women in the world, maybe you can ask him for help. There is only so much I can help you with, so leave."
After digging a hole for Marshal Canopy, Lin Yuan disappeared when he saw the person.
"Huh? Where's the person?" Marshal Canopy widened his eyes and looked around, but he didn't notice the slightest trace of Lin Yuanjian.
"Oh, good boy, you slipped away fast, next time you better pray that you don't meet me again, otherwise I will definitely show you some color..."
"Yue Lao... Yue Lao, ah, by the way, why didn't I think of it? Hahaha, prepare a generous gift and ask Yue Lao for help, it will definitely work!"
"Sister Chang'e, I'm coming, hia~hia~hia~"
……
Lin Yuanjian returned to the Longevity Palace.
He just made a fuss about Marshal Tianpeng. If there is no accident, Marshal Tianpeng will be expelled from the lower realm soon.
It's going to happen sooner or later anyway, so let's make it a little faster.
"Oh, Lin Shangxian, are you back? How's it going? Isn't the scenery on the Heavenly Palace not bad?" Ao Guang greeted Lin Yuan with a smile when he came back.
Lin Yuanjian shrugged his shoulders: "I don't know, I didn't pay much attention to it, I just went to Tushita Palace."
"Go to Tushita Palace?" Ao Guang's heart skipped a beat. That was the residence of the Supreme Lord. Lin Yuanjian was able to go there, he must have friendship with the Supreme Lord.
To be able to have friendship with people like Taishang Laojun is amazing!
It is worthy of being the big backer of the Dragon Clan!
"Shangxian is going to catch up with Laojun?" Ao Guang asked tentatively.
Lin Yuanjian shook his head: "No, I don't know him well at all, so how can we talk about the old days? I just thought his elixir was good, so I went over and took them all."
Ao Guang was stunned for an instant!
Not familiar with it, and then went to take all the elixir?To put it bluntly, it is grabbing!
The most important thing is, did Lin Yuanjian come back safe and sound?
Taishang Laojun let him go so easily?Or do you dare not offend Lin Yuanjian at all?
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