This system is actually worse than me!
Chapter 308 The Wish Before Death
Perhaps because he realized that Lin Yu's strength was extraordinary, Li Sanbiao, the leader, said: "Boy, it seems that you are destined to do the right thing with our Li family?"
"The Li family? What is it? I haven't heard of it. I don't think it's a famous force!" Lin Yuyun said calmly, but then the robbers laughed, "The Li family doesn't even know, it really is a newborn calf Don't be afraid of tigers, let's go up together and chop this kid up."
"Why does the eldest brother always have this kind of heroic chance to save the beauty! These guys are really unlucky, looking for death." The three younger brothers said behind the dense forest.
More than a dozen robbers from the Li family all picked up a one-meter-long machete and chopped it down all over the sky. Lin Yu dodged all of them. It's a dead body.
Taking advantage of Lin Yu's inability to make a move, Li Sanbiao, the leader, sneaked up and said, "Go to hell!"
"Be careful?" Zhang Wan'er's eyes were full of panic, and there was also a bit of pity. She didn't dare to look at it. Although the young man was rude to herself first, but now he is saving herself after all, so she couldn't bear it in her heart. She was helpless. In the middle of the fight, there is no more strength and true energy.
I wanted to make a move, but it was too late!
"Bang!" Lin Yu was struck by the knife energy, and he rolled back, impartially, just rolling into Zhang Wan'er's arms.As for Li Sanbiao, he was killed by Lin Yu's palm. He was killed with one blow. He didn't understand until he died that a boy flying to the fairyland could kill himself with one palm. He still practiced defensive martial arts.
"How is it possible?" Li Sanbiao's eyes were full of surprise, he fell down, and the one-meter-long machete fell to the ground.
At this time, the three younger brothers hiding behind the dense forest were rather strange, "Brother, which one should you sing? With his strength, even the Emperor of Heaven can make a move in seconds. How can he be ambushed by a piece of rubbish in the emperor's realm?" Vomit blood?"
"You two are really stupid, didn't you see the dazed eyes of the eldest brother lying in that woman's arms? Also, that wasn't vomiting blood."
"It's not vomiting blood? Then why is it so bright red?"
"Do you still remember that when the eldest brother cooked food for us, he used a seasoning called tomato sauce. This seasoning is the same as blood, and you can only tell the difference by tasting it."
"Old Snake, you mean that brother just pretended to be attacked by surprise, and then took a sip of ketchup beforehand, but why did brother do that?"
"Why? It's not for picking up girls. I guess after such a fuss, the chick will definitely lose all her anger and won't care about the grievances with the big brother anymore."
Sure enough, as the younger brothers inferred, Lin Yu was lying in Zhang Wan'er's arms, his acting skills were surprisingly good, "cough cough cough" spit out another mouthful of tomato sauce.
"How are you?" Zhang Wan'er said with a bit of distress.
"I was hit by his saber energy. With my ability to fly to the fairyland, I'm afraid I will definitely die." Lin Yu pretended to be powerless, and picked up Zhang Wan'er's weapon, the round wheel, from the ground.
"Ahem, cough, I watched you take a bath before the Zhenyuan Feisheng Pool meeting. I don't deny it, but it was really an accident." Lin Yu handed the round wheel to Zhang Wan'er, "I know that a woman's innocence is more important than anything else. Since you don't want to marry me, but choose to kill me, then use it to finish me while I don't have the strength to fight back now!"
"Cough cough cough me. I died at your hands, and it was a worthy death, but I hope that after I die, the anger in your heart can disappear and the knot in your heart can be opened."
Zhang Wan'er was holding the round wheel in one hand, that's right, this rude guy had indeed seen her take a bath, but at this moment, for some reason, she held up the round wheel for a long time and couldn't do it, and the boy who ruined her innocence was in her arms.
"Zhang Wan'er, Zhang Wan'er! Before, you were still yelling to kill him, but now that you have the opportunity, don't you want to do it?" She hesitated.
"Old Snake, I heard that you have been in love with a female snake before, and you are also a master in love. Do you think this chick will kill Big Brother?"
"I'm thinking too much. Big brother is fishing. If he is not absolutely sure, he won't do it. You just watch it! Later, big brother will play with that chick in his hands."
"Ahem, cough, why don't you do it yet? Send me one last ride! Our grievances will be wiped out."
"I can't do it, you're going to die anyway, it's not too late." Zhang Wan'er put the round wheel on the ground, but Lin Yu could tell that it was an excuse. As a master at picking up girls, he made every move towards Zhang Wan'er Everything is well controlled.
"Don't do it, don't you still hate me for watching you take a bath?"
"No, I've let it go, and I don't hold grudges against you anymore."
"Cough cough cough" a sip of ketchup spewed out, Lin Yu pretended to look more and more weak, "I saw God beckoning to me, Jesus wanted me to preach with him, and there was darkness in front of me , Is this a sign of dying!"
"Don't worry, after you die, I will properly arrange you."
"Maybe I'm not the man you remember the most, but I passed by your whole world once. I hope that in the future, you will still remember Lin Yu in your heart."
"You can go with peace of mind!" Zhang Wan'er brushed Lin Yu's eyes with one hand, but Lin Yu didn't close them, "You will never die with peace, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"
"I still have a breath. Before I die, I have a small wish that I hope you can fulfill."
"Say it! I'll try my best."
"No, you promise me first, and I will tell you if you promise."
"Okay, okay, I promise, tell me!"
"Before I die, I want to touch your tits, cough cough cough."
"Shameless."
"Do you have the heart to refuse a dying person? But you agreed with yourself."
"This..." Zhang Wan'er was hesitating in her heart, "Anyway, there is no one else here, so just touch it!"
Lin Yu's hands touched it, and they were very soft. He couldn't hold all the cups with one hand. He touched, pinched, and kneaded.
"Okay, you touched it too, your wish is fulfilled, go with peace of mind!" She brushed Lin Yu's eyes again, but they still didn't close them.
"Ahem, cough, I still have a small wish, which is to let you make another choice. I hope you can tell me in person that you will marry me instead of killing me, cough cough cough!"
Zhang Wan'er thought to herself, it's nothing more than deceiving the dying person, why not, anyway, there is no one else, just a word.
"Okay, if I had to choose again, I would choose to marry you. Now you can leave with peace of mind!"
"This is a write-off of what you said. I recorded all your words just now. From now on, this will be evidence in court. You can't go back on your word." Lin Yu smiled slightly, stood up, and played the recording again.
"Are you pretending to be dead? Lied to my feelings? Sure enough, a man's mouth is a liar!" Zhang Wan'er was instantly furious.
"The Li family? What is it? I haven't heard of it. I don't think it's a famous force!" Lin Yuyun said calmly, but then the robbers laughed, "The Li family doesn't even know, it really is a newborn calf Don't be afraid of tigers, let's go up together and chop this kid up."
"Why does the eldest brother always have this kind of heroic chance to save the beauty! These guys are really unlucky, looking for death." The three younger brothers said behind the dense forest.
More than a dozen robbers from the Li family all picked up a one-meter-long machete and chopped it down all over the sky. Lin Yu dodged all of them. It's a dead body.
Taking advantage of Lin Yu's inability to make a move, Li Sanbiao, the leader, sneaked up and said, "Go to hell!"
"Be careful?" Zhang Wan'er's eyes were full of panic, and there was also a bit of pity. She didn't dare to look at it. Although the young man was rude to herself first, but now he is saving herself after all, so she couldn't bear it in her heart. She was helpless. In the middle of the fight, there is no more strength and true energy.
I wanted to make a move, but it was too late!
"Bang!" Lin Yu was struck by the knife energy, and he rolled back, impartially, just rolling into Zhang Wan'er's arms.As for Li Sanbiao, he was killed by Lin Yu's palm. He was killed with one blow. He didn't understand until he died that a boy flying to the fairyland could kill himself with one palm. He still practiced defensive martial arts.
"How is it possible?" Li Sanbiao's eyes were full of surprise, he fell down, and the one-meter-long machete fell to the ground.
At this time, the three younger brothers hiding behind the dense forest were rather strange, "Brother, which one should you sing? With his strength, even the Emperor of Heaven can make a move in seconds. How can he be ambushed by a piece of rubbish in the emperor's realm?" Vomit blood?"
"You two are really stupid, didn't you see the dazed eyes of the eldest brother lying in that woman's arms? Also, that wasn't vomiting blood."
"It's not vomiting blood? Then why is it so bright red?"
"Do you still remember that when the eldest brother cooked food for us, he used a seasoning called tomato sauce. This seasoning is the same as blood, and you can only tell the difference by tasting it."
"Old Snake, you mean that brother just pretended to be attacked by surprise, and then took a sip of ketchup beforehand, but why did brother do that?"
"Why? It's not for picking up girls. I guess after such a fuss, the chick will definitely lose all her anger and won't care about the grievances with the big brother anymore."
Sure enough, as the younger brothers inferred, Lin Yu was lying in Zhang Wan'er's arms, his acting skills were surprisingly good, "cough cough cough" spit out another mouthful of tomato sauce.
"How are you?" Zhang Wan'er said with a bit of distress.
"I was hit by his saber energy. With my ability to fly to the fairyland, I'm afraid I will definitely die." Lin Yu pretended to be powerless, and picked up Zhang Wan'er's weapon, the round wheel, from the ground.
"Ahem, cough, I watched you take a bath before the Zhenyuan Feisheng Pool meeting. I don't deny it, but it was really an accident." Lin Yu handed the round wheel to Zhang Wan'er, "I know that a woman's innocence is more important than anything else. Since you don't want to marry me, but choose to kill me, then use it to finish me while I don't have the strength to fight back now!"
"Cough cough cough me. I died at your hands, and it was a worthy death, but I hope that after I die, the anger in your heart can disappear and the knot in your heart can be opened."
Zhang Wan'er was holding the round wheel in one hand, that's right, this rude guy had indeed seen her take a bath, but at this moment, for some reason, she held up the round wheel for a long time and couldn't do it, and the boy who ruined her innocence was in her arms.
"Zhang Wan'er, Zhang Wan'er! Before, you were still yelling to kill him, but now that you have the opportunity, don't you want to do it?" She hesitated.
"Old Snake, I heard that you have been in love with a female snake before, and you are also a master in love. Do you think this chick will kill Big Brother?"
"I'm thinking too much. Big brother is fishing. If he is not absolutely sure, he won't do it. You just watch it! Later, big brother will play with that chick in his hands."
"Ahem, cough, why don't you do it yet? Send me one last ride! Our grievances will be wiped out."
"I can't do it, you're going to die anyway, it's not too late." Zhang Wan'er put the round wheel on the ground, but Lin Yu could tell that it was an excuse. As a master at picking up girls, he made every move towards Zhang Wan'er Everything is well controlled.
"Don't do it, don't you still hate me for watching you take a bath?"
"No, I've let it go, and I don't hold grudges against you anymore."
"Cough cough cough" a sip of ketchup spewed out, Lin Yu pretended to look more and more weak, "I saw God beckoning to me, Jesus wanted me to preach with him, and there was darkness in front of me , Is this a sign of dying!"
"Don't worry, after you die, I will properly arrange you."
"Maybe I'm not the man you remember the most, but I passed by your whole world once. I hope that in the future, you will still remember Lin Yu in your heart."
"You can go with peace of mind!" Zhang Wan'er brushed Lin Yu's eyes with one hand, but Lin Yu didn't close them, "You will never die with peace, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"
"I still have a breath. Before I die, I have a small wish that I hope you can fulfill."
"Say it! I'll try my best."
"No, you promise me first, and I will tell you if you promise."
"Okay, okay, I promise, tell me!"
"Before I die, I want to touch your tits, cough cough cough."
"Shameless."
"Do you have the heart to refuse a dying person? But you agreed with yourself."
"This..." Zhang Wan'er was hesitating in her heart, "Anyway, there is no one else here, so just touch it!"
Lin Yu's hands touched it, and they were very soft. He couldn't hold all the cups with one hand. He touched, pinched, and kneaded.
"Okay, you touched it too, your wish is fulfilled, go with peace of mind!" She brushed Lin Yu's eyes again, but they still didn't close them.
"Ahem, cough, I still have a small wish, which is to let you make another choice. I hope you can tell me in person that you will marry me instead of killing me, cough cough cough!"
Zhang Wan'er thought to herself, it's nothing more than deceiving the dying person, why not, anyway, there is no one else, just a word.
"Okay, if I had to choose again, I would choose to marry you. Now you can leave with peace of mind!"
"This is a write-off of what you said. I recorded all your words just now. From now on, this will be evidence in court. You can't go back on your word." Lin Yu smiled slightly, stood up, and played the recording again.
"Are you pretending to be dead? Lied to my feelings? Sure enough, a man's mouth is a liar!" Zhang Wan'er was instantly furious.
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