This system is actually worse than me!
Chapter 411 Doraemon Pocket
Ah Zi has great hopes for Wu Shisan, but this group of villagers don't think so. In their opinion, Shisan is too small and it is too difficult to kill the giant wolf. As for the wolf that Ah Zi said The statement that roar is the howling of a giant wolf is nothing but self-deception.
"Ah Zi, don't think about it too much. Although he died, he had eaten your breakfast before he died. I believe he left with peace of mind. You don't have to feel guilty."
"That's right, that kid will not live long after all, it's God's will." Huang Qingming, the village chief who was leaning on crutches, said, "When I was young, it was so powerful that I killed the giant wolf only when I was surrounded by danger. That kid It is estimated that there is nothing left after being eaten, it is a pity that your old man's set of clothes."
Just when all the villagers were swearing to persuade Ah Zi to believe that Wu Shisan was dead, at this moment, another wolf roar came from outside the cave.
"Wow!" The wolf roared with great sorrow, as if he had been severely beaten. In the sound, it seemed that the wolf's fangs and claws were broken, revealing helplessness and despair.
"Listen!" Ah Zi was overjoyed, even an idiot could hear the wailing of the giant wolf, "It's Shisan, Shisan killed the giant wolf."
Everyone also looked at each other in blank dismay. The giant wolf is the number one killer in the village. If it hadn't been for the attack of the giant wolf in the past 1000 years, the population of the village would have exceeded a thousand long ago, and it wouldn't be as sparse as it is now.
The ferocious beast absorbs the spirit of the gods much better than the villagers, so this is also the reason why few villagers can beat it and pull it up high, but since the wailing sounded, all the village names also opened the hole, and they were all cautious. went out.
Huang Qingming, who was leaning on crutches, just poked his head out and saw the huge corpse on the ground, as well as the sharp teeth in the mouth of the giant wolf, all scattered on the ground, but strangely, there was no blood on the ground. Wu Shisan, who didn't care much, beat the giant wolf to death with his bare hands?
Without a sharp weapon in hand, it is negligible to kill the giant wolf with brute force, because the beast's defense is amazing, but what is going on here?
The villagers also surrounded the giant wolf's body one after another, making sure that the giant wolf had burped. Only Ah Zi touched Wu Shisan's body here and there to see if any important things were missing?
"Don't touch the bird! It's still there." Wu Shisan, with a serious face, suddenly said such a sentence, and the other villagers heard it, and Ah Zi's face turned red instantly, because she really touched it. very big.
"Thirteen, are you really invincible at the end? You killed the giant wolf with your bare hands. This doesn't exist in our village or nearby villages!" the village chief said in surprise.
"I don't know, anyway, if you want to fight, you can fight! I always feel that there is a prehistoric power sealed in my body."
The villagers were also very happy. A giant wolf was enough to improve their life for ten days. They could eat delicious wolf meat, and they would have the strength to go to work and mine after eating.
"Cook the pot, burn the oil!" The villagers cheered. Cooking Julang meat is a cumbersome task. First, the hair must be removed, the belly should be cut open, and the body should be cut into pieces for each household.
Soon, a huge pot was placed on the open space. Under the raging fire, the villagers lifted up the giant wolf's body with difficulty, and were about to throw it into the pot to remove the hair, but the old and weak women and children should be After lifting it for a long time, there was no way.
"Bang!" Wu Thirteen Strange Beast grabbed the tail of the giant wolf and threw it away easily, and the corpse of the giant wolf went into the pot.
"The body is quite small, but the strength is great!" The villagers rejoiced. The strength of Shisan may be a blessing for the village in the future. One by one took tools to remove hair, cut open their stomachs, and finally every household was distributed. Some, but Huang Qingming finally left one-third of the wolf meat to Wu Shisan.
"Since there is a pot, let's stew it!" The villagers were excited for a while, "Thirteen, you can't cook!" These villagers usually pay a little attention to cooking, but in fact they are not very meticulous, just like frying something. They are all the same as Laoganma with soy sauce.
"Is there a grill?"
"Yes, I'll get it for you right now!" As a villager who is close to the beast area, he naturally prepared a barbecue grill.
Wu Shisan tore the giant wolf apart without using a knife, and divided it into two pieces. One piece was stewed in the pot, and the other piece was cut into thin skewers. The villagers used sticks to skewer the wolf and began to barbecue.
He dug into his pocket, and found that the seasonings in his mind could be taken out as long as he dug it out. He didn't understand that the clothes didn't belong to him, and he couldn't have the skills of a doraemon. , piled up all over the floor, filled with dozens of seasonings, and the villagers who watched were stunned.
"Thirteen, why can you take out everything in your pocket?" The villagers are busy grilling skewers. They have technology and now they have seasonings. Under the various seasonings of the three, there are curry, cumin, etc., and the aroma is even better than that of barbecue.
"Gulu Gulu!" The water in the pot was now stewed into juice, plus the oil stains from the stewed giant wolf meat, bubbles gradually emerged one by one, golden yellow, and the meat also turned golden yellow.
"Let me taste a piece first!" The piece of meat in the pot was cut into a relatively large size, which was the size of a palm. This is the honesty of the villagers here.
The village head, Huang Qingming, took a sip, and his face immediately became intoxicated, as if an old man had entered a kiln, "It's so cool!"
"Fat but not greasy, melts in the mouth, bright in color, endless aftertaste" As the village head, he naturally needs more knowledge, he is confident that this pot of wolf meat, even if it was held by other villages before, it will be fine. Even the one-hundred-course gourmet meal for the city lord of Juxia City's birthday celebration didn't have such a taste.
"Thirteen, how to do it, can you teach the old man?" Huang Qingming's hands were now stained golden yellow by oil stains. After eating a large piece in his hand, he even licked his fingers, and then remembered , It seems that I didn't wash my hands after going to the latrine today.
It is rare for the villagers to see the village head so intoxicated. Naturally, they understand that this wolf meat may be an exquisite delicacy, and they want to try it immediately, but Thirteen stops him, "Stew it for a few more minutes." Then they took out another bottle Bingkuoluo, and several other bottles of iced drinks.
"Try to see if the drink tastes right?" The villagers opened it one by one and took a few sips, and then it was cold, "Thirteen, where did you get this drink? It's a new variety!"
Under the compliments of the villagers, after a few minutes, Thirteen said, "You can eat it now, but be careful not to burn your mouth!"
This is what bricks often say: don't drink freshly boiled water, because it will burn your mouth!
"Ah Zi, don't think about it too much. Although he died, he had eaten your breakfast before he died. I believe he left with peace of mind. You don't have to feel guilty."
"That's right, that kid will not live long after all, it's God's will." Huang Qingming, the village chief who was leaning on crutches, said, "When I was young, it was so powerful that I killed the giant wolf only when I was surrounded by danger. That kid It is estimated that there is nothing left after being eaten, it is a pity that your old man's set of clothes."
Just when all the villagers were swearing to persuade Ah Zi to believe that Wu Shisan was dead, at this moment, another wolf roar came from outside the cave.
"Wow!" The wolf roared with great sorrow, as if he had been severely beaten. In the sound, it seemed that the wolf's fangs and claws were broken, revealing helplessness and despair.
"Listen!" Ah Zi was overjoyed, even an idiot could hear the wailing of the giant wolf, "It's Shisan, Shisan killed the giant wolf."
Everyone also looked at each other in blank dismay. The giant wolf is the number one killer in the village. If it hadn't been for the attack of the giant wolf in the past 1000 years, the population of the village would have exceeded a thousand long ago, and it wouldn't be as sparse as it is now.
The ferocious beast absorbs the spirit of the gods much better than the villagers, so this is also the reason why few villagers can beat it and pull it up high, but since the wailing sounded, all the village names also opened the hole, and they were all cautious. went out.
Huang Qingming, who was leaning on crutches, just poked his head out and saw the huge corpse on the ground, as well as the sharp teeth in the mouth of the giant wolf, all scattered on the ground, but strangely, there was no blood on the ground. Wu Shisan, who didn't care much, beat the giant wolf to death with his bare hands?
Without a sharp weapon in hand, it is negligible to kill the giant wolf with brute force, because the beast's defense is amazing, but what is going on here?
The villagers also surrounded the giant wolf's body one after another, making sure that the giant wolf had burped. Only Ah Zi touched Wu Shisan's body here and there to see if any important things were missing?
"Don't touch the bird! It's still there." Wu Shisan, with a serious face, suddenly said such a sentence, and the other villagers heard it, and Ah Zi's face turned red instantly, because she really touched it. very big.
"Thirteen, are you really invincible at the end? You killed the giant wolf with your bare hands. This doesn't exist in our village or nearby villages!" the village chief said in surprise.
"I don't know, anyway, if you want to fight, you can fight! I always feel that there is a prehistoric power sealed in my body."
The villagers were also very happy. A giant wolf was enough to improve their life for ten days. They could eat delicious wolf meat, and they would have the strength to go to work and mine after eating.
"Cook the pot, burn the oil!" The villagers cheered. Cooking Julang meat is a cumbersome task. First, the hair must be removed, the belly should be cut open, and the body should be cut into pieces for each household.
Soon, a huge pot was placed on the open space. Under the raging fire, the villagers lifted up the giant wolf's body with difficulty, and were about to throw it into the pot to remove the hair, but the old and weak women and children should be After lifting it for a long time, there was no way.
"Bang!" Wu Thirteen Strange Beast grabbed the tail of the giant wolf and threw it away easily, and the corpse of the giant wolf went into the pot.
"The body is quite small, but the strength is great!" The villagers rejoiced. The strength of Shisan may be a blessing for the village in the future. One by one took tools to remove hair, cut open their stomachs, and finally every household was distributed. Some, but Huang Qingming finally left one-third of the wolf meat to Wu Shisan.
"Since there is a pot, let's stew it!" The villagers were excited for a while, "Thirteen, you can't cook!" These villagers usually pay a little attention to cooking, but in fact they are not very meticulous, just like frying something. They are all the same as Laoganma with soy sauce.
"Is there a grill?"
"Yes, I'll get it for you right now!" As a villager who is close to the beast area, he naturally prepared a barbecue grill.
Wu Shisan tore the giant wolf apart without using a knife, and divided it into two pieces. One piece was stewed in the pot, and the other piece was cut into thin skewers. The villagers used sticks to skewer the wolf and began to barbecue.
He dug into his pocket, and found that the seasonings in his mind could be taken out as long as he dug it out. He didn't understand that the clothes didn't belong to him, and he couldn't have the skills of a doraemon. , piled up all over the floor, filled with dozens of seasonings, and the villagers who watched were stunned.
"Thirteen, why can you take out everything in your pocket?" The villagers are busy grilling skewers. They have technology and now they have seasonings. Under the various seasonings of the three, there are curry, cumin, etc., and the aroma is even better than that of barbecue.
"Gulu Gulu!" The water in the pot was now stewed into juice, plus the oil stains from the stewed giant wolf meat, bubbles gradually emerged one by one, golden yellow, and the meat also turned golden yellow.
"Let me taste a piece first!" The piece of meat in the pot was cut into a relatively large size, which was the size of a palm. This is the honesty of the villagers here.
The village head, Huang Qingming, took a sip, and his face immediately became intoxicated, as if an old man had entered a kiln, "It's so cool!"
"Fat but not greasy, melts in the mouth, bright in color, endless aftertaste" As the village head, he naturally needs more knowledge, he is confident that this pot of wolf meat, even if it was held by other villages before, it will be fine. Even the one-hundred-course gourmet meal for the city lord of Juxia City's birthday celebration didn't have such a taste.
"Thirteen, how to do it, can you teach the old man?" Huang Qingming's hands were now stained golden yellow by oil stains. After eating a large piece in his hand, he even licked his fingers, and then remembered , It seems that I didn't wash my hands after going to the latrine today.
It is rare for the villagers to see the village head so intoxicated. Naturally, they understand that this wolf meat may be an exquisite delicacy, and they want to try it immediately, but Thirteen stops him, "Stew it for a few more minutes." Then they took out another bottle Bingkuoluo, and several other bottles of iced drinks.
"Try to see if the drink tastes right?" The villagers opened it one by one and took a few sips, and then it was cold, "Thirteen, where did you get this drink? It's a new variety!"
Under the compliments of the villagers, after a few minutes, Thirteen said, "You can eat it now, but be careful not to burn your mouth!"
This is what bricks often say: don't drink freshly boiled water, because it will burn your mouth!
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