Heaven Movie System
Chapter 93: Worried IQ
【World: Monster Hunt 1】
[Background: In the ancient war, the human race won, and the monster race was on the verge of extinction, hiding in the mountains.
However, the war between humans and demons has never ceased. Now, the demon tribe is in civil strife, the old demon king was killed, the demon empress fled pregnant, the Tianshi Mansion, the new demon king... All forces are eyeing each other, and the dark tide is raging! 】
[Mission: faction mission!Please choose your side! 】
[Difficulty: 3 stars]
"Your identity is: Tianshi Qian, who belongs to Tianshitang in Shuntianfu, Li Tian! Followed the large army to wipe out the monsters in Yongning Village, got lost and fell behind."
Li Tian is quite satisfied with the identity assigned by the system. A laggard celestial master with an official identity is just right for him to act alone.
He looked at the detailed tasks, the faction tasks are as follows:
Faction Mission (Demon):
1. Kill/capture the celestial master and gain reputation!
2. Destroy a human town and gain a lot of reputation!
3. Ultimate mission: Destroy Tianshitang.
4. With copper coins as tokens, you can increase your prestige in any Yaozu tribe. (Prestige can be exchanged for various monster treasures)
Faction tasks (human):
1. Kill/catch monsters to gain reputation.
2. Destroy the Yaozu tribe and gain a lot of reputation!
3. Special task: capture Huba and send him to Shuntian Mansion.
4. With the demon pill as a token, you can increase your reputation in any Tianshi hall. (Reputation can be exchanged for various human treasures)
Note: When gaining the prestige of a camp, the prestige of another camp will drop significantly!
"It's Monster Hunt?"
Immediately, Li Tian's face became a little weird!
Of course he knows this movie!
A few years ago, the movie was a box-office hit, followed by a second installment, and a third is said to be on the way.
The content of the story is very simple. It mainly tells about the strange thing that the protagonist Song Tianyin and the heroine Huo Xiaolan got the Little Demon King by accident and were going to sell him.
Except for the cute little demon king Huba and those who are fans of the plot, if Li Tian wants to comment, there are only four words: a bad movie!
"Dog system, did labor and capital offend you? Can you go to a normal world, hello!"
Li Tian was speechless for a moment.
As we all know, the domestic comedies in recent years cannot be watched with brains. Although this movie is considered a passing work, it also has many common problems.
For example, the IQ of a character is worrying...
"I hope my scruples are unnecessary, there are more normal people in this world!"
Li Tian comforted himself.
He took the dragon-slaying knife out of the ring, put it on his back, and started walking along the woods.
The woods are dense and overgrown with shrubs.
A small path is laid in the woodland, surrounded by big trees hugging the waist, the trees are dense, and the huge canopy is 20 meters high. Looking up, the dense canopy covers the sky.
"The heaven and earth are full of aura, no wonder there are powerful monsters born in this world!"
Li Tian secretly marveled at himself.
"Damn ghost, tell me, how did you use that trick just now?"
"Wife, wife, you are the strongest, such a big blood demon, you will be knocked away by him!"
Li Tian was admiring the scenery when suddenly there was a sound of joking and laughing in front of him.
I saw two people standing by the stream in front of me.
One male and one female.
No... it should be said that it is a male and a female...
Because, the two of them are a pair of monsters disguised as humans!
Among them was a man who was leading a donkey and carrying a bamboo basket. He had a short stature and a wretched appearance, just like Wu Dalang who sells sesame seed cakes.
And that woman, wearing a pink dress, heavy makeup, holding a paper umbrella, frowns and smiles, full of temptation, is simply coquettish...
These two guys are the demon queen's bodyguards, Penny and Fat Ying!
"Is the plot starting? It seems that the hero should also appear!"
Li Tian stood still, looking forward, and as expected, he saw a fool with a smirk on his face, humming a song, walking towards them.
The two monsters were carrying bamboo baskets and were blowing on cowhide. When they saw someone approaching, they immediately shut their mouths.
"Where are you two... going?"
When Song Tianyin saw someone approaching, he greeted him enthusiastically.
Song Tianyin is the security chief of Yong'an Village, and at the same time, the small shopkeeper of the teahouse at the head of the village.
Yong'an Village is remote, located in the deep mountains, and outsiders rarely come here all year round. When he saw a stranger at this time, he immediately greeted him with a face full of excitement.
The male monster named Penny suddenly looked vigilant.
But the banshee named Fat Ying had a look of greed in her eyes.
She stepped forward, leaned closer, and circled around Song Tianyin a few times.
"smell good!"
She licked her bright red lips, her face full of longing!
"Cough cough!"
Immediately, Song Tianyin's face turned red.
Could it be that this sister-in-law, to herself...
He glanced at Penny guiltily, and then coughed a few times.
"The two of you have come from a long way, and the boat is exhausted. I am ahead and opened a teahouse. There are local scented teas and excellent duck blood vermicelli soup..."
"I don't like duck blood, human blood...is there any?
Fat Ying's eyes were full of greed, she swallowed a mouthful of saliva while talking.
"Ha ha……"
Song Tianyin laughed dryly to hide his embarrassment, he only thought that Fat Ying was joking, and didn't think much of it at all.
"Honey, what do you think?"
Penny asked Fat Ying.
"Go and have a look... It's been a long time since I drank blood. Today, we can't say that we can eat enough!"
She smiled slightly, revealing two rows of sharp fangs.
"Can you bring me one?"
The few people were about to leave, but at this moment, an untimely voice suddenly came from the side.
As soon as the bushes opened, Li Tian walked out with a smile.
"Master!"
The two monsters are extremely sensitive to the Celestial Master, and they saw the copper coin on Li Tian's chest at a glance!
Immediately, their eyelids jumped!
Tianshi is an organization that specializes in hunting monsters.
Their strength is determined by the amount of copper coins, one coin is the lowest, and the highest is ten coins. Celestial masters practice spells and are good at magic weapons. They are the nemesis of monsters!
Seeing the arrival of the Celestial Master at this time, there is no reason not to be nervous!
"Damn! Where did this guy come from! Why haven't I noticed!"
Penny muttered softly.
"It's okay, it's just a money celestial master, we are enough to deal with it, first stand still, find a chance, and kill him!"
Fat Ying's eyes were fierce, and she stared fiercely at Li Tian in front of her.
"What are you talking about?"
Song Tianyin at the side was stunned.
"It's okay, hehe! Hehe..."
The two monsters closed their mouths, but still stared at Li Tian viciously.
Ah hello!Can you please keep your voice down?And... what's with that look?You guys make it hard for me!
Li Tian was speechless, and he didn't know whether it was these two idiots with low IQs, or the world as a whole had low IQs, and he didn't know how to act like a character, so Li Tian had no choice but to pretend to be deaf and dumb.
[Background: In the ancient war, the human race won, and the monster race was on the verge of extinction, hiding in the mountains.
However, the war between humans and demons has never ceased. Now, the demon tribe is in civil strife, the old demon king was killed, the demon empress fled pregnant, the Tianshi Mansion, the new demon king... All forces are eyeing each other, and the dark tide is raging! 】
[Mission: faction mission!Please choose your side! 】
[Difficulty: 3 stars]
"Your identity is: Tianshi Qian, who belongs to Tianshitang in Shuntianfu, Li Tian! Followed the large army to wipe out the monsters in Yongning Village, got lost and fell behind."
Li Tian is quite satisfied with the identity assigned by the system. A laggard celestial master with an official identity is just right for him to act alone.
He looked at the detailed tasks, the faction tasks are as follows:
Faction Mission (Demon):
1. Kill/capture the celestial master and gain reputation!
2. Destroy a human town and gain a lot of reputation!
3. Ultimate mission: Destroy Tianshitang.
4. With copper coins as tokens, you can increase your prestige in any Yaozu tribe. (Prestige can be exchanged for various monster treasures)
Faction tasks (human):
1. Kill/catch monsters to gain reputation.
2. Destroy the Yaozu tribe and gain a lot of reputation!
3. Special task: capture Huba and send him to Shuntian Mansion.
4. With the demon pill as a token, you can increase your reputation in any Tianshi hall. (Reputation can be exchanged for various human treasures)
Note: When gaining the prestige of a camp, the prestige of another camp will drop significantly!
"It's Monster Hunt?"
Immediately, Li Tian's face became a little weird!
Of course he knows this movie!
A few years ago, the movie was a box-office hit, followed by a second installment, and a third is said to be on the way.
The content of the story is very simple. It mainly tells about the strange thing that the protagonist Song Tianyin and the heroine Huo Xiaolan got the Little Demon King by accident and were going to sell him.
Except for the cute little demon king Huba and those who are fans of the plot, if Li Tian wants to comment, there are only four words: a bad movie!
"Dog system, did labor and capital offend you? Can you go to a normal world, hello!"
Li Tian was speechless for a moment.
As we all know, the domestic comedies in recent years cannot be watched with brains. Although this movie is considered a passing work, it also has many common problems.
For example, the IQ of a character is worrying...
"I hope my scruples are unnecessary, there are more normal people in this world!"
Li Tian comforted himself.
He took the dragon-slaying knife out of the ring, put it on his back, and started walking along the woods.
The woods are dense and overgrown with shrubs.
A small path is laid in the woodland, surrounded by big trees hugging the waist, the trees are dense, and the huge canopy is 20 meters high. Looking up, the dense canopy covers the sky.
"The heaven and earth are full of aura, no wonder there are powerful monsters born in this world!"
Li Tian secretly marveled at himself.
"Damn ghost, tell me, how did you use that trick just now?"
"Wife, wife, you are the strongest, such a big blood demon, you will be knocked away by him!"
Li Tian was admiring the scenery when suddenly there was a sound of joking and laughing in front of him.
I saw two people standing by the stream in front of me.
One male and one female.
No... it should be said that it is a male and a female...
Because, the two of them are a pair of monsters disguised as humans!
Among them was a man who was leading a donkey and carrying a bamboo basket. He had a short stature and a wretched appearance, just like Wu Dalang who sells sesame seed cakes.
And that woman, wearing a pink dress, heavy makeup, holding a paper umbrella, frowns and smiles, full of temptation, is simply coquettish...
These two guys are the demon queen's bodyguards, Penny and Fat Ying!
"Is the plot starting? It seems that the hero should also appear!"
Li Tian stood still, looking forward, and as expected, he saw a fool with a smirk on his face, humming a song, walking towards them.
The two monsters were carrying bamboo baskets and were blowing on cowhide. When they saw someone approaching, they immediately shut their mouths.
"Where are you two... going?"
When Song Tianyin saw someone approaching, he greeted him enthusiastically.
Song Tianyin is the security chief of Yong'an Village, and at the same time, the small shopkeeper of the teahouse at the head of the village.
Yong'an Village is remote, located in the deep mountains, and outsiders rarely come here all year round. When he saw a stranger at this time, he immediately greeted him with a face full of excitement.
The male monster named Penny suddenly looked vigilant.
But the banshee named Fat Ying had a look of greed in her eyes.
She stepped forward, leaned closer, and circled around Song Tianyin a few times.
"smell good!"
She licked her bright red lips, her face full of longing!
"Cough cough!"
Immediately, Song Tianyin's face turned red.
Could it be that this sister-in-law, to herself...
He glanced at Penny guiltily, and then coughed a few times.
"The two of you have come from a long way, and the boat is exhausted. I am ahead and opened a teahouse. There are local scented teas and excellent duck blood vermicelli soup..."
"I don't like duck blood, human blood...is there any?
Fat Ying's eyes were full of greed, she swallowed a mouthful of saliva while talking.
"Ha ha……"
Song Tianyin laughed dryly to hide his embarrassment, he only thought that Fat Ying was joking, and didn't think much of it at all.
"Honey, what do you think?"
Penny asked Fat Ying.
"Go and have a look... It's been a long time since I drank blood. Today, we can't say that we can eat enough!"
She smiled slightly, revealing two rows of sharp fangs.
"Can you bring me one?"
The few people were about to leave, but at this moment, an untimely voice suddenly came from the side.
As soon as the bushes opened, Li Tian walked out with a smile.
"Master!"
The two monsters are extremely sensitive to the Celestial Master, and they saw the copper coin on Li Tian's chest at a glance!
Immediately, their eyelids jumped!
Tianshi is an organization that specializes in hunting monsters.
Their strength is determined by the amount of copper coins, one coin is the lowest, and the highest is ten coins. Celestial masters practice spells and are good at magic weapons. They are the nemesis of monsters!
Seeing the arrival of the Celestial Master at this time, there is no reason not to be nervous!
"Damn! Where did this guy come from! Why haven't I noticed!"
Penny muttered softly.
"It's okay, it's just a money celestial master, we are enough to deal with it, first stand still, find a chance, and kill him!"
Fat Ying's eyes were fierce, and she stared fiercely at Li Tian in front of her.
"What are you talking about?"
Song Tianyin at the side was stunned.
"It's okay, hehe! Hehe..."
The two monsters closed their mouths, but still stared at Li Tian viciously.
Ah hello!Can you please keep your voice down?And... what's with that look?You guys make it hard for me!
Li Tian was speechless, and he didn't know whether it was these two idiots with low IQs, or the world as a whole had low IQs, and he didn't know how to act like a character, so Li Tian had no choice but to pretend to be deaf and dumb.
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