Bad Master: Disciple, don't make trouble, you are pregnant!

what?
Who is it?

A bald head popped out of the crowd?
Oh no.

It was two men in black jumping out from the haystack.

Wei Canglan is having a stomachache right now, and he still has to fight back the shit that wells up in his heart, no, it's the shit that wells up there.

Then he slowly stood up from the side of the dead tree and looked at the two figures that suddenly jumped out.

One of them was slapped by Wei Xiaohua and lay on the ground, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

As for the other person, who was dressed revealingly, but covered his face with a black veil, exuding a faint, hazy beauty.

Wei Canglan glanced at the fainting man on the ground, then at the woman not far in front of him, who was staring at him vigilantly, he sighed, and said calmly:
"This seat is Wei Canglan, the second seat of the Cangxing Gate."

"I don't know why you suddenly attacked me?"

Sun Qian clenched the scimitar tightly in her hand, and glanced at the unconscious Pang Qing from the corner of her eye.

At this moment, she was scolding her mother in her heart.

Pang Qing!

You trash!

It's a scam!

They said they went together, but now you're lying on the ground, what's the matter?

It would be fine if he was injured by Wei Canglan, but he was slapped unconscious by a monster?

Don't be ashamed!

But Sun Qian also knew that now was not the time to question Pang Qing, she had to deal with the guy in front of her right now!
Wei Canglan!
The strength is unknown, but Pang Qing said it was a Nascent Soul, maybe even a Huashen!

He also followed a Nascent Soul monster.

Judging from the color of its hair, this beast may have a high status among monsters.

No wonder Pang Qing couldn't bear a slap.

But this monster beast used Wei Canglan as a mount when it entered the village!

It can be seen how terrifying this Wei Canglan is!
Sun Qian considered it in her heart, and finally decided not to be tough.

Although she also has a trump card, but this does not allow her to win 100%.

If Pang Qing was still there, the two of them would definitely have a chance of winning in a sneak attack.

But not now.

He can only wait until the Yaoyao Tower's plan is implemented, and then he will avenge his sister.

Wei Canglan under the tree was motionless, his eyes were full of spring breeze, and he couldn't help squinting his eyes when he looked at Sun Qian.

He noticed the machete in Sun Qian's hand.

So familiar.

Where have you seen...

exist……

Sun E!

Sun E, the hall master of the Demon Control Tower!
The enchanting woman who could block the way when she brought Chen Yu back to the mountain.

What is the relationship between this woman in front of her and that sorcerer?
The corner of Wei Canglan's mouth twitched into a smile. Although he was anxious to go to the toilet, there was still a bright smile on his face.

He smiled slightly at Sun Qian, and said:

"This fellow Taoist, why don't you speak? Could it be that you can't speak?"

When Sun Qian heard it, the other party even mocked herself.

She suddenly became angry from embarrassment, wishing she could immediately go and smash his corpse into thousands of pieces.

But she still suppressed the anger, staring at Wei Canglan and said:

"Wei Canglan!"

"I will die with you!"

Ouch.

The girl's voice is pretty nice.

Really don't poke.

I like girls with nice voices.

or……

Wei Canglan smirked inwardly, and at the same time raised his finger to the scimitar in Sun Qian's hand, a little puzzled and said:

"Friend Daoist, I have seen your crescent-shaped scimitar before."

"I remember that it is the saber of a hall master of Yuyao Tower, is this right?"

Seeing Wei Canglan mentioning her sister, Sun Qian couldn't bear it any longer and shouted angrily:
"Wei Canglan!"

"You don't have to be arrogant!"

"One day, you will die under this knife!"

Wei Canglan chuckled, nodded, his eyes suddenly turned cold:
"Okay! This seat is looking forward to that day!"

Unexpectedly, the voice fell.

The woman in black on the opposite side suddenly took out a projectile and threw it towards Wei Canglan!

Fortunately, Wei Xiaohua had quick eyesight and quick hands, and when she raised her hand, she was slapped again.

What was even more unexpected was that the projectile shattered in one hit.

After shattering, billows of smoke rose.

Xiao Hua realized that she had made a mistake, so she quickly made up for it, and raised her paw to disperse the thick smoke.

However, where the woman was originally standing, there was no one there.

Even the man lying on the ground not far away disappeared.

Seeing this, Wei Canglan breathed a sigh of relief.

Apparently he escaped.

Xiaohua next to her was full of self-blame for letting those two go, she lowered her head and rubbed Wei Canglan's face.

"It's okay, it's okay, you don't have to feel guilty, I might not be able to handle leaving them behind."

"Thank you. If you hadn't been vigilant about your surroundings and slapped me just now, I might have been attacked by surprise."

Wei Canglan patted Wei Xiaohua on the head and said with a smile.

Gollum-

It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, there was another strange sound in his stomach.

Before he had time to explain, he ran towards the latrine in a farmyard and shouted at the same time:
"Xiao Hua, remember to watch for me."

"Ow!"

Seeing her master's rare embarrassment, Xiao Hua grinned and let out a short howl as a response.

Wei Canglan rushed to the hut, squatted down and started to detoxify.

It can be described as "a few shots in the front, and a lot of gunfire in the back!"

While detoxifying, Wei Canglan began to think.

Weird!

Why do I suddenly have a stomachache?
I remember that after the vajra phase absorbed those toxins, I started to have a stomachache that didn't come!

Then the signs of poisoning can be said to disappear without a trace!

The poisoner would never have imagined that the poison he administered would turn into a stomachache when it came to Lao Tzu.

Hey.

If you let him know, you won't be pissed off.

Sitting in the dry toilet, Wei Canglan couldn't help grinning against the stench.

Thanks to the vajra face, otherwise, I would have really gotten it.

But King Kong has really changed now.

Since then, King Kong seemed to have come back to life because of the profound ice foundation.

Especially before he absorbed the miasma, he shook his head helplessly and looked at himself.

That way, it's like saying...

Why are you so careless?

You can't even see such a simple way of poisoning, but you will still be tricked.

Wei Canglan sighed, feeling that he was lucky enough.

My stomach doesn't hurt so much anymore, it's almost time to get up.

He reached into the lining pocket of his suit and fumbled.

It turned out that he found a very serious problem.

Not serious!

It's grim!
The current situation is very serious!
I ran too fast just now, damn it, I forgot to bring paper!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Grass!
Thinking that Lao Tzu's famous name will be ruined on this latrine.

What to do?

Want to call for help?

Let Xiao Hua find paper for herself?

Pull it down.

Not to mention whether it can be found, maybe other villagers can hear it if it is shouted like this?

As a result, they pass each other, that's great!

"Hey, have you heard? The people from the Cangxing Gate are here?"

"Who is it? Wei Canglan?"

"Yes! She looks like a woman!"

"I've seen it! People are good-looking, but they don't bring paper when they go to the toilet!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"The fairy family of Cangxingmen can still go to the toilet? They are even brought paper?"

Wei Canglan had already heard such a voice in his mind, and he didn't dare to think about it any more.

But you can't call someone.

For the sake of face!

Never let your reputation be ruined!
Then pull up your pants like this?
No!

I can't pass this test by myself!

What to do?

How to do?
Wei Canglan racked his brains.

Suddenly he noticed the ring on his thumb.