Fantasy: My skills are all passive

"You're dead, you can laugh at people so much, and it's a disaster to be alive!"

Fan Jian said coldly: "You are cheaper than me, why don't you change your name to Cheap Dabao!"

"My Fan Jian is not the 'vile' Fan Jian. If I tell you that you don't understand, you just know that the pronunciation is different and the meaning is different!"

The ginseng Lingbao doll, vomit, should be called Lu Dabao. Seeing Fan Jian pretending to be very angry and trying to explain his name, Lv Dabao laughed even more from ear to ear.

Fan Jian felt that he was insulted again, grabbed the big green treasure who was lying on the ground and rolled around, put it in the pocket of his tattered robe, and walked back.

After a long time, Lv Dabao finally held back his own smile, looked at Fan Jian and said embarrassedly:

"Brother, don't be angry, I really can't hold back, your name is too graphic!"

"Since my elder brother has called me such a... no, a fraudulent name, then there is nothing wrong with my name being Lu Dabao. I think it is at least a little bit better than my elder brother's 'slutty'!"

"You are looking for a fight!"

With that said, Fan Jian flicked towards Lv Dabao's forehead again, and Lv Dabao ran away screaming.

The two of them fought and romped along the way, talking and laughing back to Tushita Palace.

"This is the ginseng Lingbao doll? Why is it different from what I imagined?"

Chi Dan Ling Shenjun looked at the big green treasure who was sitting on the table eating and drinking, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"Brother, this old man's wine is not good, not as good as our Ziyun Qinglu wine, I still want to drink our wine..."

The ginseng Lingbao doll was three points drunk and wanted to drink Fan Jian's wine.

It made both Fan Jian and Chidan Lingshenjun very embarrassed.

"I didn't expect this little thing to be a drunkard, and he even picks up wine to drink. I really don't know, I don't know, I was shocked when I saw it!" Chi Dan Ling Shenjun kept observing the big green treasure.

"Master Chidan, didn't you say that you have seen the ginseng spirit treasure doll twice before?
Why is it like seeing it for the first time now? "Fan Jian looked at Chidan Lingshenjun and felt that he was bragging before.

"This little guy runs so fast that he can't see in the blink of an eye.

I had vaguely seen this ginseng spirit treasure doll in the past two times, how can I see it so clearly at such a close distance like now! "

The Chidan Lingshenjun was talking, without taking his eyes off the big green treasure.

"The old man with the red beard, I think I've seen it before!" Dabao Lv said while belching from his wine, and he was already half drunk now.

"How on earth did you kid bring such a difficult guy back?

How did you get him to come back willingly with you, this little guy who made the great gods of the upper three realms salivate, but couldn't get a headache? "

Chidan Lingshenjun still can't believe his eyes.

"Of course..." Fan Jian made a fool of himself on purpose, wanting to worry about Chidan Lingshenjun, who told him to keep his eyes on Lu Dabao from the moment he entered the door, without even looking at himself.

"Of course what is it, what did you say?" Chidan Lingshenjun really became anxious.

"Of course it's because of my personal charm! I took him in as my younger brother. Isn't it normal for a younger brother to travel all over the world with his elder brother? Hahaha!"

Fan Jian said proudly.

"Damn, this little guy looks small, maybe he's older than me. You can recognize you as a big brother. Are you fooling yourself? And what personal charm do you have?"

"Tell me something else, you don't know how much you own, so say something useful, don't brag!"

Chidan Lingshenjun slapped Fan Jian in the face severely.

"That's the truth. I'm telling the truth, but you don't believe me, so what can I do?"

Fan Jian had also been hungry for so long, so he began to feast on it.

"You kid... get out of here after dinner and go to the fire and ice pool until I agree with you to come out!"

Originally, Chidan Lingshenjun wanted Fan Jian to go to the back mountain of Tushita Palace to have a good experience and understand the status and dangers of the Lingxiao Realm.

In fact, picking herbs is just a name, and the list of herbs he gave already added several kinds of herbs that were hard to find.

Who knew that this kid Fan Jian directly opened a cheat, and tricked the local snake in the back mountain of Tushita Palace - the ginseng Lingbao doll, how could people figure it out.

"I thought you'd have at least half a month to come back.

Who knew you came back in two days, it's really annoying, and you fooled me with a bunch of things you didn't have, am I stupid for you to be my master? "

Chidan Lingshenjun pointed at Fan Jian's nose and cursed.

"Is this little guy also found these herbs for you?"

"Ah, that's right, I'm not familiar with the back mountain. If it weren't for the big green treasure, I probably wouldn't be able to find all these herbs in a year!"

Fan Jian stuffed another big mouthful of meat into his mouth, and said vaguely.

"I said, I added so many herbs for you, how could you come back in two days?" Chidan Lingshen Jun whispered.

"Nah, nah, I knew that Master Chi Dan, you gave me more food.

When refining the Xianji Baiwei Pill, I obviously didn't use so many kinds of medicinal materials, how come I got so many in the list, we dare not say and we dare not ask! "

Fan Jian's six senses were excellent, and he heard the muttering of Chidan Lingshenjun almost instantly.

"You finally admit it, tell me, Master Chi Dan, how do you reward me?"

"This kid has really sharp ears. What reward do you have? You have used so many medicinal materials I have collected, shouldn't you pay some interest?"

Chidan Lingshenjun looked at Fan Jian recklessly and said that he was old and disrespectful.

"But this little guy is amazing. Do you still need to worry about picking medicine after you have him?"

The Chidan Ling Shenjun was secretly happy.

"It's really all fate!"

"The ginseng spirit treasure doll that so many great gods wanted to find was tricked into going home by this silly boy in front of him. It doesn't make sense."

Chi Dan Ling Shenjun secretly sighed in his heart, suddenly, he turned to Fan Jian, who was eating very deliciously, and whispered to his ear:

"Apprentice, as the saying goes, when you see someone, cut them in half.

What's more, I'm your master, let's boil a pot of water for a while, let's stew this little guy, think about how good it will be for us! "

"What, you want to eat my little brother? Sure enough, you guys can't help but want to eat people, can't you?"

Fan Jian knew that Chidan Lingshenjun was deliberately joking, but he still said loudly in surprise.

"Who? Who wants to eat me?" Hearing Fan Jian's call, Lv Dabao jumped up in fright!

"No, no one wants to eat you. How could someone want to eat such a cute medicinal essence? Don't worry!" Chidan Lingshenjun hurried forward and covered Fan Jian's mouth.