The strongest God of War system

Li Yunfei suppressed a smile, clenched his fist and punched the young man on the back. Li Yunfei didn't use any internal force, but the punch still sent the young man flying, and he screamed on the ground in pain.

"Master Dao, quickly see if there are nine ring scars." The young man got up from the ground, ignoring the pain, and ran to the old urchin excitedly and shouted.

The old naughty boy pretended to check it, squinted his eyes and nodded and said: "Not bad, it's nine ring scars. It seems that you and I are also destined. This money is yours." The old naughty boy gave another wad of banknotes to Gave it to this young man.

In this way, not only the young people who came with Humpty Dumpty surrounded the old naughty boy, but even the passers-by uncles, aunts and girls also cheered up, pushing and squeezing each other. At some point, the two people in the car All the reflectors were broken, hanging in mid-air with dangling threads.

"Get out of the way, I want to drive." At this time, Humpty Dumpty shouted, and he separated the crowd and squeezed in front of the old urchin. His expression changed, and he showed two big gold teeth to the old urchin. She smirked and said, "Master Dao, can you see if we are destined too?"
The old urchin squinted his eyes from top to bottom, and sighed: "You wear so many clothes, I can't see clearly."

"Understood." The short fat man nodded hastily, and quickly took off his T-shirt, revealing his fat body.

"Pants", the old naughty boy said lightly.

"Take off your trousers too, I'm afraid it's inappropriate," Humpty Humpty said with some embarrassment.

"Of course, I think you are different from them, so I want to take a closer look. If you disagree, then forget it. Didn't you see that there are so many people waiting for me to see?" The old naughty boy said dissatisfied.

"Okay, I'll take it off," said the short fat man, and he really took off his pants, which immediately aroused the laughter of the people around him.

"What are you laughing at? Have you never seen cartoon pants?" Humpty Humpty yelled at the people who were laughing at him, turned his head to look at the old naughty boy, and asked, "Master Dao, look at it"?
"Hey, you are really different from others in the [-]th session of Mi Buddha, but this Mi Buddha has already taken shape, but the eighteenth session will not come out, so the fate is only a little bit short, what a pity," the old urchin shook his head. Head sighed.

"Master Dao, what is the [-]th session of the Buddha? Take a closer look, and don't look too far away." When he heard that his fate was just a little short of that of the old naughty boy, Humpty Humpty became impatient.

The old urchin squinted his eyes at the short fat man and said, "Look at your stomach, doesn't it resemble Maitreya Buddha?"

Humpty Humpty didn't bother to look at it, but quickly nodded and said yes.

The old naughty boy smiled and said: "The eighteenth refers to the six senses, the six senses, and the six senses are in the mind. It can be seen from your attitude that you already have it. It's a pity that the appearance of the six senses is not obvious. Eight years is not enough, otherwise it is a great fate, what you should get is [-] times their money."

The short fat man swallowed hard when he heard it, looked at the old naughty boy with shining eyes and asked, "Old Master, you are really a master, I don't understand anything you say, just tell me how to get the money." ".

"It's not impossible to think of getting this wealth. I just said that the appearance of the six dusts is not obvious, not that you don't have them. As long as you have firm beliefs and are sincere to the Buddha, the appearance of the six dusts will naturally appear."

"I still don't understand, Master Dao, can you explain in more detail, or just tell me what to do," Humpty Humpty asked anxiously.

The old urchin smiled and said to himself: "Buddha can cut meat to feed the eagle, Guanyin can cut off his arm and dig out his eyes to save his father, and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva repairs temples and chant scriptures. They can achieve the right result with a firm and persistent heart. And those six dusts The appearance is to test whether you are a person with a firm will. According to the judgment of the old way, the appearance of the six dusts on your body has been faintly revealed. As long as someone is willing to help you, the appearance of the six dusts will definitely appear. It is a flash in the pan, but you can also get gold and silver."

Hearing Jinshan Yinshan, the short fat man's eyes turned green, looking at the old naughty boy, he wanted to kiss him, so he couldn't wait to say: "Master Dao, give me some pointers, how can others help me get rid of the six dusts?" Get it out."

"Didn't I make it very clear just now? If you still don't understand, it can only be because your understanding is insufficient. It seems that you still have no destiny with Buddha, and even less with Taoism." The old naughty boy squinted his eyes and bought it again. Closed.

The old naughty boy became even more anxious when he said that, and he even took it off by himself. If he lost more than 20 yuan because of that shit, it would be a fucking loss.

So Humpty Humpty pestered the old urchin to ask what to do, but the old urchin kept sighing and shaking his head.

"Brother, I understand what this Daoist means, are you willing to listen?" Li Yunfei knew that it was time for him to play, and walked to the side of the fat man with a smile and said.

Humpty Humpty said to Li Yunfei with surprise on his face, "Tell me quickly, what should I do."

"I can't say it for nothing, at least this amount. Of course, if my method doesn't work, I will pay you back twice," Li Yunfei stretched out three fingers and said.

"Three hundred?" Humpty Humpty looked at Li Yunfei suspiciously and asked.

"Hey, it seems that your comprehension is really poor, three hundred you sent beggars, thirty thousand," Li Yunfei said helplessly looking at the short fat man.

Humpty Humpty thought for a while, then slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, [-] is [-]."

"Give me the money first," Li Yunfei said with a smile.

"Just give it, I'm afraid you won't be able to run away." The short fat man turned his head and glared at the three people who had received the money just now, and the three obediently handed over the still-warm money to Li Yunfei.

Li Yunfei put the money into his pocket, and smiled at the short fat man: "Just now, the old Taoist said that the Buddha cut his flesh to feed the eagle, and the Bodhisattva cut off his arm to save his father. I can't bear it, great tolerance is great love. So you only need to endure the pain of a punch like the big brother just now, and the appearance of the six dusts will inevitably appear, and the Taoist master will bestow wealth on you at that time."

After hearing this, Humpty Humpty felt that it made sense, but he was still not so sure. He looked at Li Yunfei suspiciously and said, "Then what if what you said doesn't work?"

"If it doesn't work, I'll return the money to you, and give you another [-] yuan, so you won't suffer any more," Li Yunfei said.

When the short fat man heard this, he said happily: "Yes, if it doesn't work, you can get an extra 3 yuan, and if it works, you can get more. No matter how you calculate this deal, you won't lose money. A fool would not do it."

"Come on buddy, don't be merciful, you must hit hard, if you really hit the six dusts, I will give you another [-]." He looked at Li Yunfei with joy, as if Li Yunfei's fist was not a boxer, but gold.