Hong Huang: Master Houtu, stop peeking at my diary!
Chapter 111 Let me tell you a joke
The corner of Hou Tu's mouth inadvertently raised a smile, it seems that this foodie is still useful.
Hong Junlong didn't say a few words, was interrupted twice, and his mentality was about to explode.
After calming down, he said again: "Heaven gave me a treasure, please help me maintain the order of the Three Realms and build a harmonious prehistoric world!"
Looking at the upright Hongjun, Jieyin asked cautiously and tentatively: "I don't know what kind of treasure it is?"
What kind of treasure can have such divine power? !
Good question!This is what Hongjun was waiting for.
"Everyone, please take a look." Hongjun took out the list of gods from his sleeve.
"This thing is called the Conferred God List, and it is used to enshrine the righteous gods of the Three Realms. The recipients will live the same life as the heavens, eradicate treacherous evil, and maintain the order of the Three Realms."
I rely on.
Zhunti and Jieying looked at each other, what do you mean.
You don't want to find someone to let us work for you, do you?
Didn't you think that, I didn't expect that you Hongjun with thick eyebrows and big eyes would actually want to trick us.
Tong Tian's eyes gradually turned cold, and he stared at Hong Jun firmly.
Well, Ning Tianze really didn't lie to me, this old man really came up with this idea.
"Ancestor Dao, you know that we are short of manpower, how can we find idlers to lend to the Heavenly Court?" Zhunti immediately began to complain.
I'm already like this and you still suck my blood, are you human?
"Yes, Daozu, you have to understand and understand us. It's not easy for us. It's not that we don't want to make some contributions to the prehistoric world. It's because we are powerless."
Jie Yin continued: "Look, if you have extra manpower after conferring the gods, can you lend us some?"
Listening to what these two people said, Hongjun's head was full of black lines.
I know you two are poor, and I didn't intend to find you, but why did you turn around and stalk me.
"Hmph, whoever wants to go, anyway, I don't have anyone idle." Tongtian rejected Hongjun on the spot.
"Dao Patriarch, you know that there is only one big disciple Xuandu under my seat, you can't let no one in my teaching?" I still look calm and calm.
Hongjun's head is as big as a bucket, and he doesn't have any cooperation, can he still play?
"We do!"
???
Everyone looked at Houtu in shock, did I hear correctly?
What did the Houtu just say?
Hongjun also looked at Houtu with a look of astonishment. Could this be Ning Tianze pretending to tease me?
Nuwa suppressed her smile but wanted to see what tricks Houtu was playing again.
"The three of us raised our hands in favor, but"
"Just what?" Jieyin asked cautiously.
"Speaking of which, Ning Tianze is the only disciple of the three of us, but he is an upright god registered in the heavenly court. If Daozu wants to, give him another seal?"
Hongjun: I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.
I knew it, I knew it, this woman has no good intentions!
The post-soiler, has the same virtue as her apprentice!
puff
Everyone saw Nuwa beside Houtu again.
Feeling everyone's eyes, Nuwa quickly recovered her normal form: "Ahem, I'm sorry everyone, I just remembered a very funny thing."
funny?
Do you think Hongjun is funny?Everyone not only complained in their hearts.
Hong Jun forced a smile and said: "It's okay, just do what you want. Everyone, please see, someone has already set an example, and please work together to build the prehistoric."
The quick-witted Hongjun did exactly the opposite, and then returned to the topic.
But Zixiao Palace suddenly became quiet, and everyone kept quiet and pretended to be dumb.
"No, this is the order of heaven, how can I explain it to you?!"
Hongjun waited for a long time and no one paid any attention to him, this is unbearable.
Seeing this, he could only amplify his moves, and saw Hongjun take out a lingering purple aura, a token containing the aura of heaven, and punch it into the void.
The token directly turned into purple star points and dissipated into the void.
Just when everyone present looked at Hongjun suspiciously, a terrifying coercion descended.
That's right, it's coercion.
The saints present have not felt this feeling for a long time.
No one has been able to give them this feeling since they were promoted to saints. Is this, the way of heaven? !
Tiandao made a move, and Hongjun actually had such a method.
Several people not only looked at Hongjun in horror, but deep fear was hidden in the eyes of the saints.
But Houtu sneered, this Hongjun was obviously holding a chicken feather as an arrow, what was he trying to do, scaring himself to death?
Seeing everyone's reaction, Hongjun is still very satisfied, this effect is what he wants.
I saw the list of gods in Hongjun's hand unfolded and flew into the air.
Tongtian and the others suddenly felt their hearts tense, as if an invisible big hand had grabbed their soul.
"No!"
Jieying struggled to get rid of this feeling of powerlessness.
But it was of no avail, and the imprints of the primordial spirits of several people were forcibly printed on the list of gods.
"Hongjun, what exactly do you want to do?"
Now even the wandering Lao Tzu couldn't sit still, no saint could bear this feeling of being irresistible.
Just when Hongjun was full of ambition, the expression on his face suddenly froze.
Because he found that the three of Hou Tu didn't respond at all, what's going on?
How could this be? ? ?
Xuan Ming even plucked his ears out of boredom.
No, why are the three of them fine? It's unscientific!
"Damn, system, you don't want to cheat my wife, do you?" Ning Tianze felt bad when he watched Hongjun punch a token containing the breath of heaven into the void.
Quickly summoned the system.
【I can explain】
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't care, I don't care." Ning Tianze shook his head like a rattle.
【.(Speechless)】
"I warn you, if you dare to touch my copy, my notebook will be scratched for you."
Ning Tianze: Don't move, I have a hostage in my hand.
【Are you willing to? 】
"I, me. Believe it or not, I stab myself with a knife, the kind that is ruthless."
【I'm afraid, I'm afraid of death, please don't, I'm afraid you won't be able to pierce the main artery】
Uh, the smile on Ning Tianze's face froze immediately.
You have changed the system, you were not like this before.
"divorce?"
[This system reluctantly agrees, please don't disgust me anymore]
It's okay, I, Ning Tianze, don't care, as long as my daughter-in-law is okay, face is nothing, do I, Ning Tianze, have one?
When the camera came to Zixiao Palace, Tiandao directly avoided the three of Houtu, and Hongjun was suddenly dumbfounded.
God, you can't do this, why is this different from what you said.
Didn't you say that you can directly help me suppress them? Now this is nothing.
Hehe, let me tell you a joke, the part-time worker wants to drive the boss away.
A spokesperson for Hongjun wants to drive the shareholders away.
Houtu had already realized that something was wrong at this time, and Tiandao didn't touch the three of them.
Spirit Vision scanned the diary in the space, could it be you
Hong Junlong didn't say a few words, was interrupted twice, and his mentality was about to explode.
After calming down, he said again: "Heaven gave me a treasure, please help me maintain the order of the Three Realms and build a harmonious prehistoric world!"
Looking at the upright Hongjun, Jieyin asked cautiously and tentatively: "I don't know what kind of treasure it is?"
What kind of treasure can have such divine power? !
Good question!This is what Hongjun was waiting for.
"Everyone, please take a look." Hongjun took out the list of gods from his sleeve.
"This thing is called the Conferred God List, and it is used to enshrine the righteous gods of the Three Realms. The recipients will live the same life as the heavens, eradicate treacherous evil, and maintain the order of the Three Realms."
I rely on.
Zhunti and Jieying looked at each other, what do you mean.
You don't want to find someone to let us work for you, do you?
Didn't you think that, I didn't expect that you Hongjun with thick eyebrows and big eyes would actually want to trick us.
Tong Tian's eyes gradually turned cold, and he stared at Hong Jun firmly.
Well, Ning Tianze really didn't lie to me, this old man really came up with this idea.
"Ancestor Dao, you know that we are short of manpower, how can we find idlers to lend to the Heavenly Court?" Zhunti immediately began to complain.
I'm already like this and you still suck my blood, are you human?
"Yes, Daozu, you have to understand and understand us. It's not easy for us. It's not that we don't want to make some contributions to the prehistoric world. It's because we are powerless."
Jie Yin continued: "Look, if you have extra manpower after conferring the gods, can you lend us some?"
Listening to what these two people said, Hongjun's head was full of black lines.
I know you two are poor, and I didn't intend to find you, but why did you turn around and stalk me.
"Hmph, whoever wants to go, anyway, I don't have anyone idle." Tongtian rejected Hongjun on the spot.
"Dao Patriarch, you know that there is only one big disciple Xuandu under my seat, you can't let no one in my teaching?" I still look calm and calm.
Hongjun's head is as big as a bucket, and he doesn't have any cooperation, can he still play?
"We do!"
???
Everyone looked at Houtu in shock, did I hear correctly?
What did the Houtu just say?
Hongjun also looked at Houtu with a look of astonishment. Could this be Ning Tianze pretending to tease me?
Nuwa suppressed her smile but wanted to see what tricks Houtu was playing again.
"The three of us raised our hands in favor, but"
"Just what?" Jieyin asked cautiously.
"Speaking of which, Ning Tianze is the only disciple of the three of us, but he is an upright god registered in the heavenly court. If Daozu wants to, give him another seal?"
Hongjun: I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.
I knew it, I knew it, this woman has no good intentions!
The post-soiler, has the same virtue as her apprentice!
puff
Everyone saw Nuwa beside Houtu again.
Feeling everyone's eyes, Nuwa quickly recovered her normal form: "Ahem, I'm sorry everyone, I just remembered a very funny thing."
funny?
Do you think Hongjun is funny?Everyone not only complained in their hearts.
Hong Jun forced a smile and said: "It's okay, just do what you want. Everyone, please see, someone has already set an example, and please work together to build the prehistoric."
The quick-witted Hongjun did exactly the opposite, and then returned to the topic.
But Zixiao Palace suddenly became quiet, and everyone kept quiet and pretended to be dumb.
"No, this is the order of heaven, how can I explain it to you?!"
Hongjun waited for a long time and no one paid any attention to him, this is unbearable.
Seeing this, he could only amplify his moves, and saw Hongjun take out a lingering purple aura, a token containing the aura of heaven, and punch it into the void.
The token directly turned into purple star points and dissipated into the void.
Just when everyone present looked at Hongjun suspiciously, a terrifying coercion descended.
That's right, it's coercion.
The saints present have not felt this feeling for a long time.
No one has been able to give them this feeling since they were promoted to saints. Is this, the way of heaven? !
Tiandao made a move, and Hongjun actually had such a method.
Several people not only looked at Hongjun in horror, but deep fear was hidden in the eyes of the saints.
But Houtu sneered, this Hongjun was obviously holding a chicken feather as an arrow, what was he trying to do, scaring himself to death?
Seeing everyone's reaction, Hongjun is still very satisfied, this effect is what he wants.
I saw the list of gods in Hongjun's hand unfolded and flew into the air.
Tongtian and the others suddenly felt their hearts tense, as if an invisible big hand had grabbed their soul.
"No!"
Jieying struggled to get rid of this feeling of powerlessness.
But it was of no avail, and the imprints of the primordial spirits of several people were forcibly printed on the list of gods.
"Hongjun, what exactly do you want to do?"
Now even the wandering Lao Tzu couldn't sit still, no saint could bear this feeling of being irresistible.
Just when Hongjun was full of ambition, the expression on his face suddenly froze.
Because he found that the three of Hou Tu didn't respond at all, what's going on?
How could this be? ? ?
Xuan Ming even plucked his ears out of boredom.
No, why are the three of them fine? It's unscientific!
"Damn, system, you don't want to cheat my wife, do you?" Ning Tianze felt bad when he watched Hongjun punch a token containing the breath of heaven into the void.
Quickly summoned the system.
【I can explain】
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't care, I don't care." Ning Tianze shook his head like a rattle.
【.(Speechless)】
"I warn you, if you dare to touch my copy, my notebook will be scratched for you."
Ning Tianze: Don't move, I have a hostage in my hand.
【Are you willing to? 】
"I, me. Believe it or not, I stab myself with a knife, the kind that is ruthless."
【I'm afraid, I'm afraid of death, please don't, I'm afraid you won't be able to pierce the main artery】
Uh, the smile on Ning Tianze's face froze immediately.
You have changed the system, you were not like this before.
"divorce?"
[This system reluctantly agrees, please don't disgust me anymore]
It's okay, I, Ning Tianze, don't care, as long as my daughter-in-law is okay, face is nothing, do I, Ning Tianze, have one?
When the camera came to Zixiao Palace, Tiandao directly avoided the three of Houtu, and Hongjun was suddenly dumbfounded.
God, you can't do this, why is this different from what you said.
Didn't you say that you can directly help me suppress them? Now this is nothing.
Hehe, let me tell you a joke, the part-time worker wants to drive the boss away.
A spokesperson for Hongjun wants to drive the shareholders away.
Houtu had already realized that something was wrong at this time, and Tiandao didn't touch the three of them.
Spirit Vision scanned the diary in the space, could it be you
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