Neutral villain: Man of Destiny, why are you lame?

"Don't, don't, auntie, if Ze'er marries me, I will love her dearly!"

Dan's mother naturally smiled when she heard this, and quickly put Danze aside, "I said Xiaotian, this child is trustworthy, walk around, Lao Huo should have cooked dinner!"

"Hmph, you're still talking about me! You don't know how to cook!"

Danze rubbed his butt with tears in his eyes, looked at Mother Dan who was walking towards the kitchen and whispered.

"Does it still hurt? Do you want me to rub it for you?"

Qin Tian leaned on Danze's ear and said wretchedly.

"No, I don't want it!"

Danze rolled his eyes at him, "Qin Tian, ​​let me tell you, I won't..."

It's just that before she finished speaking, she saw Qin Tian take out something.

This is this!

Her beautiful phoenix eyes couldn't help but stare round, this is!
It turned out to be!

She couldn't wait to snatch the thing from Qin Tian's hand, and quickly unscrewed the bottle cap and drank the whole bottle!

Goo, goo, goo!

Tears filled my eyes while drinking!
This cool and refreshing taste, this rich air bubbles, this slightly tingling feeling of sand, yes this is it!

This haunting little cutie!
This is what I have recalled many times in my dreams!

Bad, bad, patronizing and greedy!
Feeling the gas gradually rising in his body, Denzel suddenly felt bad!

Not good not good, going to hiccup!
Then there was an imageless hiccup.

Hiccup~
Qin Tian: ( ) Huh? (_).

"Why, I've never seen someone hiccup!"

Danze carelessly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Hehehe," coquettishly grabbing Qin Tian's arm, "Brother Qin Tian, ​​is there any more?"

"Nothing."

"engengengeng~I don't believe it, why don't you give someone another billion bottles."

"I can give it to you, but you have to kiss me first!"

Qin Tian pointed to his cheek and said.

"Hmph, apprentice, don't try to take advantage of your father and me!"

After finishing speaking, Danze turned around and was about to leave, but Qin Tian grabbed his wrist unexpectedly.

"Hey, what do you want to do, let go, I'm going to call someone!"

"Hee hee hee, yell, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you!"

"Pfft."

Unexpectedly, Danze laughed.

"I said Qin Tian, ​​why are you acting like a rascal in another world?"

Qin Tian also responded with a smile: "I am the fifth prince of the ancient dynasty of the Eastern Region, a disciple of the Shangzong of Langya, how can you describe me as a rascal? This is an insult to me, please call me a dandy, thank you! "

"Hahahahaha, you are so funny, let go quickly, or my father and mother will be back soon!"

Danze struggled twice, but found that he couldn't break free from Qin Tian's palm, so he had to let him hold it.

"I'm warning you, my mother is very angry when she gets angry, my father is terrified, and I think you are too terrified."

"What are you afraid of!"

Qin Tian took advantage of the situation and pulled Danze into his arms, "From now on, we will be a family, your mother will be my mother, and your father will be my father. I am willing to listen to what is wrong with me."

"Furthermore, when we get married in the future, there will be more things to do than just cuddle."

As a woman who has been bombarded by diversified information in modern society, Danze naturally understands what Qin Tian is talking about.

Her face turned red, and then she feigned anger and said: "You think beautiful, I will not marry you! Let go, let go, or I will bite you!"

"Happy plumbing in a fat house!"

"That's not okay, I also have dignity, can mere happy water buy me off!"

“Junk food is the same every day!”

"Well, that doesn't work, I also eat fried chicken and potato chips every day."

Danze's expression was a little struggling, but reason still defeated greed.

"Hey, you can play all kinds of 3A masterpieces! There are also surreal VR real scenes waiting for you to experience, guaranteeing you an immersive experience!"

"Then, then, then, hum, don't think that you can buy me off like this! I'm not such a casual person!"

Although she spoke resolutely, the struggling expression on her face betrayed her.

Now only a strong medicine is needed.

"Okay then, then my breast enhancement technique that has been passed down through the generations seems to be useless."

Qin Tian waved his hand, indicating that she could leave his embrace.

But Danze was a little shy, still sitting on his lap, and he hesitated a bit: "Is what you just said the truth?"

"Which one?"

"Oh, that's what you said just now!"

"Which one?"

"That's right, that's right, Qin Tian, ​​you little bastard, are you playing word games with me here? Are you telling the truth about the breast enlargement technique?"

God is sorry, Danze was an airport in her last life, but it was more or less swollen. Combined with the general environment at that time, there were not many big breasts on their side, which prevented her from being so "inferior!"

Later, because of a coincidence, I traveled to another world. I thought that I would have a curvy figure like my mother, but who would have thought that this long and long would become an airport again!

Not even a little bulge is gone!

Sometimes she even suspects that her father's is older than herself!

The front is not convex and the back is not warped, which makes her suffer a lot!
Except for a flimsy face, she found that she had not inherited any of her mother's good genes.

"Then I can lie to you!"

"Let me tell you, the milk-grabbing dragon claw hand I practiced is the best in the world!"

"What's the matter with your eyes? Let me tell you, although the name is vulgar, but the effect is as good as one! You have seen Miao Ke's rough waves, but..."

"You caught Miao Ke's?"

Seeing Danze looking at himself with some playfulness, Qin Tian's brain was running fast, and he continued to say without blushing, "That's because I taught her this unique knowledge with my own hands, and it was only after my own continuous efforts. Results!"

"Cut, don't come here! The devil will believe your nonsense, I think you just want to take advantage of me! I'll go and see how the rice is doing!"

Seeing that Danze was about to go out, Qin Tian looked at her back and said mysteriously: "There are so many wonders in the Great Thousand World. Could you have thought that you would travel to another world? It must be impossible! So I said Well, these unique skills are not all illusory, Ze'er, you need to open your eyes to see the world."

Danze paused for a moment, then made a face towards Qin Tian, ​​"I am flat-chested, am I willing to let you take care of me?"

Before she finished speaking, she was hit on the head, "Little girl, what kind of nonsense are you talking about? Why don't you wash your hands and eat?"

"Oh."

Danze covered his head in grievance, but kept gouging Qin Tian with his eyes, as if saying that it was all your fault!

"Oh my god, you came in too much of a hurry. Auntie didn't prepare any good dishes. You can eat whatever you want. If there is not enough, Auntie will cook again!"

"It's okay, auntie, these are already very good."

Qin Tian hurriedly took the dishes and put them on the table. Looking at the dazzling array of things on this big table, he couldn't help admiring Dan Huo's craftsmanship!
Believe it or not, these dishes even have a golden glow!

This should be placed in the previous life, it is completely possible to shoot a live-action version of the old master of China, right?
"Mom, I want to eat that!"

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat! Why did I give birth to you, a greedy thing? It must be your father's seed, so hurry up and wash your hands!"