I, a Saiyan, cultivate immortality in the world of Nine Uncles

bang!With a crisp sound, the stone hit the fangs.

Half of the fang fell to the ground, and it was done cleanly.

But Jiang Yeming turned his head and looked at Ma Madi who was talking in the distance, with an expression on his face that he was afraid of being discovered for doing something bad.

I confiscated my strength just now, but when I fell down the stone, the fangs collapsed, but the jaw of No. a08 was also crooked.

He held ao8's chin closed, and when he let go, his chin drooped again.

okay!The two teeth were fixed, and the jaw was lost as a result.

It's about to be delivered over there, how can this be done.

Jiang Yeming threw the stone to Huang Xiaomao: "Go and get rid of a07's fangs, I have something to do here."

"Me?" Huang Xiaomao held the stone and looked at a07's fangs in fear. He didn't want to do it, but the little master's fist was not a vegetarian, so he just closed his eyes and smashed it down.

Pfft, the sound is wrong.Huang Xiaomao opened his eyes and hit a07 on the face.

good!very good!Good things come in pairs.

Of the two corpses to be delivered, one had a dropped jaw and the other had a crooked face.

The two children were busy for a while, and finally made a07 and a08 look like human beings, and Ma Madi also brought people to receive the goods.

At this moment, a hemp rope was tied to a08's chin, and a07's flowing hair drooped on the right side of his face to block it.

The villager who was the victim first burst into tears: "Big brother, second brother, you guys died so badly! Big brother, you can choke to death even if you eat a steamed bun, and second brother, you can fall into the latrine and drown when you go to the toilet. Could it be that you are destined to have such a difficult time?"

Ma Madi kindly persuaded: "Don't be too sad, human death is more important than Mount Tai, and some are lighter than a feather."

The villager stared at him and said angrily, "Are you saying that my second brother is heavier than Mount Tai, so he is doomed to drown if he falls into the latrine? Or is it that my elder brother is too thin and light to choke to death on a steamed bun?"

Ma Madi resolutely shut up, this is not right, now that death is the most important thing, you cannot quarrel with the victim.

But he didn't want to make a noise, but the villagers found something unusual.

"Hey, brother, why are you tying a hemp rope to your chin?" He tore off the hemp rope, and a08's jaw collapsed, and his mouth opened wide.

The villagers who came to help from the side also noticed something was wrong: "Hey, why is your second brother covering the right face?" He dug the covered hair and found a big black mark on the entire right face.

Now it's all right, seven or eight villagers surrounded Ma Madi, yelling with uneasy faces.

"How did you drive away the corpse? Is the body of my eldest brother and second brother being so ruined?"

"It's said that Daoist Daoist Ma Ma has a skill in driving away corpses, so it turned out to be such a skill."

"If you don't make it clear today, don't even think about leaving our village."

Looking awkwardly at Jiang Yeming and Huang Xiaomao in the distance, the two little boys, one humming to the left and sniffing the nose to the right, just ignored him.

It must be these two hairy kids who messed up.Ma Madi felt sad, but at this time he had to clean up the mess.

"Hmph, hum." He coughed a few times, collected his thoughts, and said nonsense, "Hey, your elder brother and second brother are really miserable. Your elder brother got stuck in his mouth and couldn't get his jaw off. Your second brother fell into the latrine and desperately called for help, but no one noticed at the time. He grabbed the faeces with his head and smashed his face."

Ma Madi, who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, is really quick-witted, and can make up such nonsense.

Although a bit weird, it fits the occasion.

From Ma Madi's words, the villagers could not help shivering when they thought of the tragic situation of the eldest brother and the second brother.

The villager who was the victim held the dead body and cried out in grief: "Brother! I usually tell you to eat slowly, but now it's healed, and even your chin has been eaten. Second brother! Can you go to the latrine for a refreshment? No one will come to rescue you if you don't know the place where you live."

This situation is very touching, and of course it touched the villagers.

An elderly person at the scene spoke directly: "From now on, our village will set two new rules, steamed buns must be opened to eat, and every latrine must bring a self-rescue rope to facilitate climbing out."

Because of Jiang Yeming's unintentional actions, this simple village has two more rules that have been passed down for a long time.

This farce finally ended in a misunderstanding, he secretly wiped the sweat off his forehead, and called Jiang Yeming to set up the incense table with magical instruments, and began to chant mantras to send the undead to the world of rebirth.

After working for a while, the corpse-hunting team went on the road again without even eating.

After walking for a while, far away from the village, Ma Madi began to teach his nephew a lesson.

"Ye Ming, be gentle with your hands and feet. I can tell at a glance that you made that chin. If this continues, your uncle and I won't be able to do business."

"It's Master Uncle, Ye Ming understands, I won't do it next time." Jiang Yeming honestly bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

Nothing happened to the exorcising team for one night, until it was about dawn, and the group entered the Yizhuang.

In Yizhuang, he put down his luggage and said numbly: "This will make up the daytime and set off at night. You two can catch up on sleep first, and I will call you at breakfast."

Jiang Yeming asked aloud, "Master, where is this?"

Ma Madi took a sip of wine, and replied: "Renjia Town, there is a letter difference from the place where your master lives. I heard that both sides are of the same clan. In order to distinguish them, one is called Renjiazhuang and the other is called Renjia Town."

Hearing this, Jiang Yeming immediately thought of another movie of Uncle Nine, Musical Zombie.

He couldn't help asking: "Then is there a Nintendo in the team we're chasing?"

"Yes, after breakfast, I will take you to Ren's house to make contact."

Ma Madi's answer aroused Jiang Yeming's interest.He was thinking for a while whether to let it go and let the foreigner get the Nintendo corpse, so as to create a zombie with a combination of Chinese and Western.

Ma Madi and Jiang Yeming didn't know that there was a sneaky figure in the distance of the Yizhuang who had been watching secretly, until they entered the Yizhuang before turning around and running away quietly.
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In a small church in Renjia Township, a foreigner wearing a long robe is praying. This is a rare Western missionary nearby.

At this time, there must be believers coming to pray in churches in Shanghai or coastal areas, but there is not a single believer here.

The Western missionary didn't seem to care about this. After he finished praying, he closed the door and left to go home.

At this time, a young man with a sloppy appearance and a wretched expression ran in at the door, sat down on the bench and yelled: "Charlie, I have finished what you ordered. There are indeed a new batch of corpses in Yizhuang."

A western missionary named Charlie immediately became interested. He approached the wretched young man, bent down and said in a low voice, "Help me with one more thing, and I'll give you ten oceans when it's done."

"What's the matter?" The young man was very interested.

"Go to Yizhuang and steal a corpse for me." Charlie replied, but the left hand behind his back was holding a pistol. As long as the young man disagreed, he was ready to do it. Anyway, the experiment has a lot of demand for corpses.

"Tch, what's the matter, get Dayang ready for my return." The wretched young man got up and left happily.