Zombie World: Helping the World

Looking at the helpless four-eyed Taoist, Qin Song couldn't help laughing.

"Senior brother, I slept like a dead sleeper, even if there was a thunderstorm outside, I wouldn't be able to wake up, you should keep this thing for yourself!"

Seeing that Qin Song didn't intend to use it, Taoist Simu couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"When you can't sleep at night, don't come to me for cotton!"

After all, Taoist Four Eyes returned to his room with a bag of things.

Before dawn the next day, there was a sound of beating wooden fish in Master Yixiu's courtyard on time.

Originally, Qin Song thought that as long as he slept soundly enough, the wooden fish would not be able to wake him up.

But Qin Song still underestimated the power of the wooden fish.

Accompanied by the sound of beating the wooden fish one after another, Taoist Four Eyes finally lost his temper.

"Ah! I can't bear it!"

There was only a rattling sound, and then the four-eyed Taoist came out with a box in his arms.

Looking at the angry four-eyed Taoist, Jia Le asked in a daze, "Master, where are you going early in the morning?"

"I'm going to buy a house!"

After all, the four-eyed Taoist rushed to Master Yixiu's house in a rage.

"Monk, come here, let me discuss something with you!"

Unexpectedly, Taoist Simu came to him early in the morning, Master Yixiu put down the wooden fish in his hand with a smile.

"Morning Daoist brother, what can you do with me?"

Looking at the wooden fish and copper chime placed on the ground, Taoist Four Eyes reached out and patted the box.

"Monk, tell me how much your house is going to sell for. I'll buy your house to save you from quarreling with me every day!"

After finishing speaking, Taoist Simu reached out and opened the box.

Looking around, I saw that the box was actually full of gold.

"Well, how much is it?"

Seeing the four-eyed Taoist's face full of anger, Master Yixiu couldn't help laughing and said: "Brother Dao, we are also neighbors after all, and it is fate after all. How can the fate between you and me be measured by money?"

After listening to Master Yixiu's sophistry, the four-eyed Taoist was even more angry.

"Hey, let me ask you, what exactly are you willing to do to move away?"

Looking at the four-eyed Taoist with a displeased face, Master Yixiu felt very comfortable in his heart.

"Brother Dao, the poor monk is going to chant scriptures and chant Buddha here every day until he passes away, so the poor monk will not move away!"

Unexpectedly, Master Yixiu would not enter the oil and salt, and Taoist Simu suddenly became a little crazy.

"Well, you smelly monk, then I will guard you and see when you die!"

Just as Taoist Four Eyes was about to go back to his home to catch up on sleep, he accidentally glanced over and found several clay dolls on the table.

Looking at the clay dolls on the table, the four-eyed Taoist suddenly had an idea in his mind.

"Hey, Monk, I was the one who spoke a little harshly just now, so just take it as my fart! Don't take it to heart!"

Unexpectedly, Taoist Simu would take the initiative to admit his mistake today, Master Yixiu was also very surprised.

"Brother Dao is serious!"

Seeing that Taoist Simu was holding a clay doll in his hands, Master Yixiu asked with some pride: "How is this, does the clay doll that Jingjing made look like me?"

"Like, it's so similar! Can you give me this clay doll?"

"Okay, take it if you like!"

Master Yixiu agreed without even thinking about it.

Seeing that Master Yixiu was so straightforward, Taoist Simu hurriedly handed the clay doll in front of him.

"Monk, please sign for me, I will keep it as a souvenir!"

As soon as he heard that he wanted to keep it as a souvenir, Master Yixiu hurried to the table.

"The signature seems too insincere, why don't I give you a fingerprint!"

After finishing speaking, Master Yixiu dipped some red mud and pressed his fingers on the clay doll's body.

After finishing everything, Master Yixiu handed over the clay doll with a smile.

"Here, I'll give it to you. If you miss me in the future, just look at this clay doll!"

Others don't understand the purpose of this clay doll, but Qin Song knows it all.

When Qin Song looked through the window and saw Master Yixiu unsuspectingly giving the clay doll to Taoist Simu, he couldn't help but silently mourned for Master Yixiu for three seconds in his heart.

After returning to his own courtyard, Taoist Simu immediately ordered Jiale to prepare to set up the altar to practice.

Incense candles, paper money, grass man order flags, everything can be said to be readily available.

Seeing that Taoist Four Eyes was about to set up the altar, Jia Le couldn't help asking: "Master, are you trying to play tricks on Master?"

With a light stroke of the knife, Master Yixiu's fingerprint was cut off by him.

Along with the four-eyed Taoist's lips buzzing, the command flag on the table fluttered up.

The four-eyed Taoist flicked his fingers, and the small bowl containing the talisman and cinnabar originally burst into flames.

As soon as he inserted his finger, the ink mixed with cinnabar and talismans stained his finger.

"One point of the Lingtai, two turns of yin and yang, three yang fires emerge, all four limbs and five internal organs obey my orders, Maoshan puppet art, order!"

After finishing speaking, Taoist Simu hurriedly applied the cinnabar on the scarecrow beside him.

As the talisman on the grass man burned out, the four-eyed Taoist pinched the hand formula, and the grass man stood up slowly.

Looking at the straw man in the center of the altar, the four-eyed Taoist couldn't help showing a smug look on his face.

"See how long you can knock!"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand to control the straw man, making him hug the thing in front of him.

At the same time, Master Yixiu, who was next door, couldn't help but picked up the wooden fish at this moment, and then threw it out.

"This... What the hell is going on?"

Under the control of Taoist Simu, Master Yixiu first threw the wooden fish, overturned the table, and even scratched the door of the room.

Looking at Master Yixiu who was convulsing, Jingjing was also a little confused.

"Master, what are you doing?"

"Ah? I don't know either..."

Hearing Master Yixiu's voice in the courtyard next door, Taoist Four Eyes couldn't help showing a sneer on his face.

"Of course you don't know, let's see how I treat you this time!"

After all, Taoist Four Eyes stuck a toothpick in the grass man's waist.

At the same time, Master Yixiu laughed maniacally.

"Master, what are you laughing at?"

Seeing Master Yixiu who was sometimes convulsing and giggling in front of her, Jingjing was completely dumbfounded.

"I...hahaha...I was tapped on the laughing point...hahaha...go quickly...help me untie it...hahaha..."

Listening to Master Yixiu's hearty laughter, the four-eyed Taoist couldn't help showing a smug look on his face.

"Hey, the fun is yet to come!"

After all, the four-eyed Taoist controlled the straw man and walked to a corner of the altar.

"Hahahaha...what am I doing opening the cabinet...hahaha..."

Before Master Yixiu could react, he opened the cabinet door and put his finger in the crack.

"what!"

Only Master Yixiu's scream was heard, and then Master Yixiu's laughter resounded in the yard.