Zombie: At the beginning, I was appointed by Uncle Jiu to open the museum
Chapter 150 Performing Breakdancing
"Your place is located on top of Huangsha Kiln, and the yin energy of Huangsha Kiln completely covers your village."
"The corpses in your backyard have already turned into zombies, and after so many years of accumulation of Yin Qi, those zombies are very powerful. Once they get out of control, the whole village will be the first to suffer!"
Uncle Jiu's voice fell to the ground, and doubts sounded from around again.
"It's nonsense! There has been no movement in my backyard for many years. How could there be zombies?"
"You old man, don't think that our Huangjiayao is a good place for you to cheat money like other places! We are not stupid!"
When one person makes a fuss, ten people follow to make trouble.
In their place, the land is fertile, and every household is considered a little rich. In their hearts, this place is completely a holy place for outstanding individuals.
There can be no zombies at all.
"Huwa's family is an exception, we are all fine!"
Uncle Jiu looked at these innocent villagers.
Thinking of a plan in my heart.
Uncle Jiu is a man, he will never watch these ignorant villagers go to a dead end,
My mind was spinning rapidly, and I suddenly had an idea.
Uncle Jiu had seen a lot of reactions from these villagers.
The only feasible way is to frighten them and see the coffin.
As the saying goes, don't you cry when you see the coffin!
Uncle Jiu jumped down from the high platform and went straight to the young man's house just now.
"Master, what are you going to do?" Han Feng looked at the wind on the soles of Uncle Jiu's feet.
Guess Uncle Jiu already has an idea.
"Just now I went around the other houses and found that there are only Huwa's zombies in the whole village, and they will be resurrected tonight as demons!"
"I understand, Master! You mean, first use Huwa's family to frighten other villagers, right?"
"You're still smart!"
"But……"
"The zombie in Huwa's house looks like a flying corpse! Can you handle it?"
Flying corpses are no joke.
Once it gets out of control, it will be a trivial matter for the people around a hundred miles to die.
Uncle Jiu pondered for a moment, then heaved a heavy sigh.
"Now I can only do this! The attitude of the villagers is clear to the teacher! If you don't see the coffin and don't cry, if you can't wipe out all the zombies, the backyard of the whole village will be turned upside down by then, and all the zombies added up, I'm afraid it will be worth it." A dozen or so flying corpses!"
Uncle Jiu was right, we must first contain the development of the situation, we can only take risks.
This matter is not a trivial matter, once the zombies in the village break out and come out in droves, it will be difficult to control!
The master and apprentice pushed open the door of Huwa's courtyard and walked in.
Huwa with red and swollen eyes, watching Uncle Jiu and the others come back.
Immediately stepped forward to apologize, "Daoist, I was impulsive just now, but you should understand my feelings, I want to understand, grandpa in my backyard, you can deal with it!"
"You figure it out?"
Uncle Jiu didn't expect this tiger baby to be sensible.
However, it was useless for him to figure it out.
Han Feng smiled, "Little brother, if you want us to deal with it, we don't care."
"What is this nonsense!"
The young man said anxiously, "I paid for you!"
"You don't do things with money, can you justify it!"
Now it's not a matter of money or not, it's the young man who is in a hurry, this is a matter of human life.
Just now, when Uncle Jiu and others went out, he bit the bullet and lay down on the coffin to take a look.
Sure enough, the grandfather in the coffin did not rot, but also gained weight, and even his nails became slender. It looked exactly like the legendary zombie.
He himself is fine, even if he is unlucky for a few years, it is not a big deal, mainly because he has children at home, it would be bad if it really affects the children.
People live, the most important thing is to live.
Uncle Jiu saw Huwa's anxious look, and Han Feng laughed angrily.
"Don't scare him."
Huwa stared wide-eyed, as if jumping up to fight Han Feng at any time.
"Who said we can't do things with money? We are going to let your grandpa come out to do a break dance tonight!"
"Afeng! Don't be rude!"
Huwa is a customer, and the customer is the first.
Uncle Jiu didn't want to annoy Huwa.
I walked around the village just now, and from the perspective of housing construction in the whole village, Huwa's house is the most luxurious.
The front yard is spacious, the roof is high and the beams are thick, the concrete floor inside and outside the yard is clean and tidy, and there are still lanterns hanging from the yard.
Even if all the people in Huangjiayao are rich, there may not be a few who are willing to live like this.
It is enough to see that this Huwa family is richer than other families.
Han Feng leaned against the door, stretched lazily, and looked at Wen Cai, "Brother Wen Cai, I'm hungry, give me some candies."
Wen Cai immediately stared, and said in a bad mood, "I've already finished eating on the way, where is there any candy?"
Han Feng and Qiu Sheng flirted with each other, Wen Cai glared at Han Feng, and Qiu Sheng's hand had already reached into Wen Cai's trouser pocket.
He grabbed a handful of candies, stuffed one into his mouth, and threw the rest to Han Feng.
I didn't forget to throw one for Uncle Jiu.
Wencai's old face wanted to cry when he saw his hidden candies being 'looted'.
Crying, "Master, you don't care!"
Uncle Jiu said with a serious face, "It's time to take care of it, you always eat alone, how can you do this!"
As he said that, Uncle Jiu reached out from Wen Cai's other pocket and took out another large bag of biscuits.
The cookies in the package were crumbled.
Uncle Jiu happened to be hungry, so he opened the bag and poured it into his mouth.
Wencai: …
at night.
Uncle Jiu and his party naturally ate at the client's home.
Huwa was so nervous that night.
Uncle Jiu had already told Huwa about their plan.
This guy keeps his clothes buttoned up all night.
Especially as night falls.
He followed Uncle Jiu wherever he went.
"Huba, why don't you go to bed first?" Uncle Jiu stood up from the hut in the courtyard, raised his trousers and looked at Huwa outside the hut.
"Zishi still needs you to wake up your grandpa."
Huwa hurriedly grabbed Uncle Jiu's hand, with a mournful face, "Uncle Jiu, are you sure you're okay? I have old and young, and you must protect me!"
As soon as he talked about his actions when he was a child, Huwa was so frightened that his liver trembled.
He has never experienced such a thing.
This is dealing with ghosts.
Uncle Jiu chuckled, "Why are you nervous, he is your grandpa, he won't do anything to you!"
Uncle Jiu tried his best to calm Huwa's emotions.
The flying corpse at night really needs Huwa's help.
Flying corpses are no different than jumping corpses, they even have certain emotions in them.
Even a celestial master like Uncle Jiu dare not take it lightly.
"Yeah, maybe your grandpa will pull you into a break dance, hehe!"
Han Feng appeared out of nowhere.
"Master, hurry up, I'm about to pull my pants!"
"What's wrong with you kid? You're a lazy donkey who grinds a lot of excrement and piss! Don't learn the good ones, just follow the literary talent and learn the stupid ones!"
Wen only has a problem. Every time he gets nervous, he wants to go to the toilet.
Just as Huwa was about to say something to Han Feng, when he saw Uncle Jiu walking towards the house, he turned his head to look at the dark backyard, shivered, and hurriedly followed.
At Xu time, the master and apprentice lay on the big bunk and slept soundly.
Only Huwa watched Uncle Jiu and others sleeping soundly, and dared not go to sleep for a long time.
"These Taoist priests are really big-hearted. There are corpses in the backyard, and they can still sleep!"
An hour later.
Uncle Jiu woke up and sat at the table drinking tea.
Not long after, the three brothers Han Feng and Qiu Sheng also woke up.
Han Feng rubbed his sleepy eyes, "Master, it's Haishi, and people usually eat at Xushi, should we start now?"
Uncle Jiu nodded.
Han Feng put on his shoes and walked out of the house.
Putting on a coat, he walked out the door.
He held a kerosene lamp in his hand.
Beating with his hands, "Assemble! Everyone assemble!"
The people in the village were about to go to bed after eating. The sound of crossing outside combined with Han Feng's assembly password, everyone thought that something had happened, and quickly walked out of the gate one by one.
"Attention everyone, Huwa's backyard has been successfully dealt with. In order to congratulate, Huwa specially invited a performer."
Whoops!
This is amazing!
The people in the village don't have anything to do on weekdays. When they heard that there was something exciting to watch, they all got very excited.
One by one hurried to Huwa's house.
"Go!"
"There's break dancing, haha..."
"The corpses in your backyard have already turned into zombies, and after so many years of accumulation of Yin Qi, those zombies are very powerful. Once they get out of control, the whole village will be the first to suffer!"
Uncle Jiu's voice fell to the ground, and doubts sounded from around again.
"It's nonsense! There has been no movement in my backyard for many years. How could there be zombies?"
"You old man, don't think that our Huangjiayao is a good place for you to cheat money like other places! We are not stupid!"
When one person makes a fuss, ten people follow to make trouble.
In their place, the land is fertile, and every household is considered a little rich. In their hearts, this place is completely a holy place for outstanding individuals.
There can be no zombies at all.
"Huwa's family is an exception, we are all fine!"
Uncle Jiu looked at these innocent villagers.
Thinking of a plan in my heart.
Uncle Jiu is a man, he will never watch these ignorant villagers go to a dead end,
My mind was spinning rapidly, and I suddenly had an idea.
Uncle Jiu had seen a lot of reactions from these villagers.
The only feasible way is to frighten them and see the coffin.
As the saying goes, don't you cry when you see the coffin!
Uncle Jiu jumped down from the high platform and went straight to the young man's house just now.
"Master, what are you going to do?" Han Feng looked at the wind on the soles of Uncle Jiu's feet.
Guess Uncle Jiu already has an idea.
"Just now I went around the other houses and found that there are only Huwa's zombies in the whole village, and they will be resurrected tonight as demons!"
"I understand, Master! You mean, first use Huwa's family to frighten other villagers, right?"
"You're still smart!"
"But……"
"The zombie in Huwa's house looks like a flying corpse! Can you handle it?"
Flying corpses are no joke.
Once it gets out of control, it will be a trivial matter for the people around a hundred miles to die.
Uncle Jiu pondered for a moment, then heaved a heavy sigh.
"Now I can only do this! The attitude of the villagers is clear to the teacher! If you don't see the coffin and don't cry, if you can't wipe out all the zombies, the backyard of the whole village will be turned upside down by then, and all the zombies added up, I'm afraid it will be worth it." A dozen or so flying corpses!"
Uncle Jiu was right, we must first contain the development of the situation, we can only take risks.
This matter is not a trivial matter, once the zombies in the village break out and come out in droves, it will be difficult to control!
The master and apprentice pushed open the door of Huwa's courtyard and walked in.
Huwa with red and swollen eyes, watching Uncle Jiu and the others come back.
Immediately stepped forward to apologize, "Daoist, I was impulsive just now, but you should understand my feelings, I want to understand, grandpa in my backyard, you can deal with it!"
"You figure it out?"
Uncle Jiu didn't expect this tiger baby to be sensible.
However, it was useless for him to figure it out.
Han Feng smiled, "Little brother, if you want us to deal with it, we don't care."
"What is this nonsense!"
The young man said anxiously, "I paid for you!"
"You don't do things with money, can you justify it!"
Now it's not a matter of money or not, it's the young man who is in a hurry, this is a matter of human life.
Just now, when Uncle Jiu and others went out, he bit the bullet and lay down on the coffin to take a look.
Sure enough, the grandfather in the coffin did not rot, but also gained weight, and even his nails became slender. It looked exactly like the legendary zombie.
He himself is fine, even if he is unlucky for a few years, it is not a big deal, mainly because he has children at home, it would be bad if it really affects the children.
People live, the most important thing is to live.
Uncle Jiu saw Huwa's anxious look, and Han Feng laughed angrily.
"Don't scare him."
Huwa stared wide-eyed, as if jumping up to fight Han Feng at any time.
"Who said we can't do things with money? We are going to let your grandpa come out to do a break dance tonight!"
"Afeng! Don't be rude!"
Huwa is a customer, and the customer is the first.
Uncle Jiu didn't want to annoy Huwa.
I walked around the village just now, and from the perspective of housing construction in the whole village, Huwa's house is the most luxurious.
The front yard is spacious, the roof is high and the beams are thick, the concrete floor inside and outside the yard is clean and tidy, and there are still lanterns hanging from the yard.
Even if all the people in Huangjiayao are rich, there may not be a few who are willing to live like this.
It is enough to see that this Huwa family is richer than other families.
Han Feng leaned against the door, stretched lazily, and looked at Wen Cai, "Brother Wen Cai, I'm hungry, give me some candies."
Wen Cai immediately stared, and said in a bad mood, "I've already finished eating on the way, where is there any candy?"
Han Feng and Qiu Sheng flirted with each other, Wen Cai glared at Han Feng, and Qiu Sheng's hand had already reached into Wen Cai's trouser pocket.
He grabbed a handful of candies, stuffed one into his mouth, and threw the rest to Han Feng.
I didn't forget to throw one for Uncle Jiu.
Wencai's old face wanted to cry when he saw his hidden candies being 'looted'.
Crying, "Master, you don't care!"
Uncle Jiu said with a serious face, "It's time to take care of it, you always eat alone, how can you do this!"
As he said that, Uncle Jiu reached out from Wen Cai's other pocket and took out another large bag of biscuits.
The cookies in the package were crumbled.
Uncle Jiu happened to be hungry, so he opened the bag and poured it into his mouth.
Wencai: …
at night.
Uncle Jiu and his party naturally ate at the client's home.
Huwa was so nervous that night.
Uncle Jiu had already told Huwa about their plan.
This guy keeps his clothes buttoned up all night.
Especially as night falls.
He followed Uncle Jiu wherever he went.
"Huba, why don't you go to bed first?" Uncle Jiu stood up from the hut in the courtyard, raised his trousers and looked at Huwa outside the hut.
"Zishi still needs you to wake up your grandpa."
Huwa hurriedly grabbed Uncle Jiu's hand, with a mournful face, "Uncle Jiu, are you sure you're okay? I have old and young, and you must protect me!"
As soon as he talked about his actions when he was a child, Huwa was so frightened that his liver trembled.
He has never experienced such a thing.
This is dealing with ghosts.
Uncle Jiu chuckled, "Why are you nervous, he is your grandpa, he won't do anything to you!"
Uncle Jiu tried his best to calm Huwa's emotions.
The flying corpse at night really needs Huwa's help.
Flying corpses are no different than jumping corpses, they even have certain emotions in them.
Even a celestial master like Uncle Jiu dare not take it lightly.
"Yeah, maybe your grandpa will pull you into a break dance, hehe!"
Han Feng appeared out of nowhere.
"Master, hurry up, I'm about to pull my pants!"
"What's wrong with you kid? You're a lazy donkey who grinds a lot of excrement and piss! Don't learn the good ones, just follow the literary talent and learn the stupid ones!"
Wen only has a problem. Every time he gets nervous, he wants to go to the toilet.
Just as Huwa was about to say something to Han Feng, when he saw Uncle Jiu walking towards the house, he turned his head to look at the dark backyard, shivered, and hurriedly followed.
At Xu time, the master and apprentice lay on the big bunk and slept soundly.
Only Huwa watched Uncle Jiu and others sleeping soundly, and dared not go to sleep for a long time.
"These Taoist priests are really big-hearted. There are corpses in the backyard, and they can still sleep!"
An hour later.
Uncle Jiu woke up and sat at the table drinking tea.
Not long after, the three brothers Han Feng and Qiu Sheng also woke up.
Han Feng rubbed his sleepy eyes, "Master, it's Haishi, and people usually eat at Xushi, should we start now?"
Uncle Jiu nodded.
Han Feng put on his shoes and walked out of the house.
Putting on a coat, he walked out the door.
He held a kerosene lamp in his hand.
Beating with his hands, "Assemble! Everyone assemble!"
The people in the village were about to go to bed after eating. The sound of crossing outside combined with Han Feng's assembly password, everyone thought that something had happened, and quickly walked out of the gate one by one.
"Attention everyone, Huwa's backyard has been successfully dealt with. In order to congratulate, Huwa specially invited a performer."
Whoops!
This is amazing!
The people in the village don't have anything to do on weekdays. When they heard that there was something exciting to watch, they all got very excited.
One by one hurried to Huwa's house.
"Go!"
"There's break dancing, haha..."
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