I am the cook, but I am Li Er's son-in-law

Yin Lulu excitedly painted three turtles on her face.

Li Lizhi was beautiful, but she was not spared, and she was also painted with three turtles.

Keep playing.

It is impossible for a pig teammate to be a teammate all the time.

Li Lizhi obviously didn't have much talent for playing cards, and she learned the rules with Yin Lulu, but her card skills were not as good as Yin Lulu, a girl who was so much younger than her.

In the next step, Yin Xuan found his place back.

Li Lizhi lost so badly that even the neck was painted with a little turtle. In the end, there was really no place to draw it, and even the back of her hand was covered.

"No more fights, no more fights." Li Lizhi was on the verge of crying after losing, looking at the faces of Yin Lulu and Yin Xuan who didn't have much tortoise, her expression was a little twisted.

Her gaming experience is not very good, and she has never picked up the brush many times to draw little turtles on the faces of the two brothers and sisters.

While collecting the cards, Yin Xuan looked at Li Lizhi with a small dark face and smiled happily.

Teammate Pig got the punishment she deserved.

Li Li pouted angrily, looking at the cards in Yin Xuan's hand: "Tomorrow, I will definitely win back tomorrow!"

Yin Xuan nodded and responded with a smile: "I'm looking forward to it."

Li Lizhi snorted.

This man is actually not very bad, he also has a gentle side.

Yin Xuan was thinking in his heart, should he practice painting, or practice stick figures?

It was evening when Li Lizhi returned to the imperial city.

She failed to wash her face at the Tongfu restaurant. Yin Xuan told her that there was no water in the house, and she did not doubt it. Now is not the era when every household in the later generations has running water. No water is the norm.

Yin Xuan looked confidently at the faucet on the stove in the kitchen.

Li Lizhi returned to the imperial city with a painted face on her face. She had just ordered the maid to fetch water, and she was going to wash her face well, and then take a good bath.Empress Changsun came over.

"Why are you playing outside today?" Empress Changsun said softly as she walked in slowly, but when her eyes fell on Li Lizhi's face, she suddenly stopped.

Empress Changsun was taken aback, a little surprised, with a hint of a smile: "What's the matter with your face?"

Li Lizhi snorted: "I played a game called Fighting the Landlord with the brothers and sisters from Tongfu Restaurant!" She thought about the name for a long time.

"Whoever loses has to paint a turtle on his face."

"Queen, I was bullied by them terribly."

Li Lizhi groaned and felt wronged.

Empress Changsun nodded, she could tell without saying anything, she walked over and raised her hand to touch Li Lizhi's face: "Just win back after losing."

"only."

She opened her mouth and hesitated.

Li Lizhi tilted her head and looked at Empress Changsun: "Mother, what is it?"

Empress Changsun sighed, and raised her hand to gently stroke Li Lizhi's cheek: "It's just that half of your face is not a turtle, but a bastard."

Li Lizhi froze.

The tortoise and the tortoise are two very similar creatures, but in the picture scroll, they are very different.

There are lines on the back of the turtle, one piece, one piece.But Wang Ba didn't, Wang Ba's back was covered with a mass of smeared ink, a whole black patch.

These bastards were all painted by Yin Xuan.

It's much easier to draw bastards than tortoises. They both belong to the same class of reptiles, and they can be regarded as blood brothers with no blood relationship. There is no difference.

Li Lizhi gritted her teeth and deeply remembered Yin Xuan's name in her heart.

He actually painted bastards on his face!

Empress Changsun looked at her with a suppressed smile, and didn't blame her for losing her princess appearance. After all, Li Lizhi went out to play in the palace and did not use the name of princess.

Moreover, there are many rules in this deep palace compound, it is also a good thing to be able to relax like this once in a while.

this evening.

Li Lizhi changed three pillows, but she treated them as Yin Xuan, punched and kicked them, and used her teeth.

the next day.

Li Lizhi left the palace again, heading towards the Tongfu restaurant, while several guards lurk in the dark to protect Li Lizhi.

Yin Xuan was dragging Yin Lulu to wash her face, Yin Lulu didn't resist at all, just like a puppet, she let Yin Xuan play with her.She was used to it, numb to it.

Li Lizhi bared her teeth, showing her little canine teeth: "What you painted on my face yesterday was not a turtle!"

Yin Xuan shook his head with a serious expression: "Why isn't it a turtle?"

Li Lizhi snorted: "My mother. My mother told me that what you drew is bastard."

Yin Xuan retorted and asked: "Aren't bastards and turtles the same thing?"

Li Lizhi said confidently: "Of course not!"

"Then tell me what's the difference between them." Yin Xuan wrung out the towel and wiped Yin Lulu's face again.

Li Lizhi's arrogance was extinguished all of a sudden, and she hesitated, unable to answer this question for a long time.She has only seen tortoises, but not tortoises, so how can she know the difference between them.

Yin Xuan said earnestly: "So, what was painted on your face yesterday was actually a turtle."

"Yes, is it?" Li Lizhi began to doubt herself.

Yin Xuan nodded.

Li Lizhi struggled for a while, then glanced at Yin Xuan again: "Alright then, let's just pretend that you are drawing a turtle, come out and play cards later!"

"I'm going to win it back today."

Yin Xuan responded, and Li Lizhi returned to the lobby proudly.

Seeing her walk away, Yin Xuan looked at Yin Lulu and said softly, "Did you see that, this is the loss of being uneducated, now you know the importance of studying hard?"

Yin Lulu nodded heavily, feeling lingering fear.

If I don't know in the future whether the painting on my face is a turtle or a bastard, it will be really scary.

Washed face.

Li Lizhi still had to pay for some meals.

Continue to play cards after eating.

At night, Yin Xuan took out a stack of paper that he sewed, which was his diary.

Yin Xuan actually doesn't have the habit of writing a diary, it's just that the nights are too boring and he has to find something to do.

"August 21st. Too boring, no nightlife at all, writing this diary, one is to pass the time, and the other is to become the God of Cookery in the Tang Dynasty as soon as possible. Next, I have to polish my cooking skills."

"August 22. The yamen is really slow in handling things. They even have to ask the neighbors for their opinions. San has already gone to help deal with this matter. There should be no problem."

"August 23rd. Playing cards."

"August 24th. Playing cards. Why are there so few customers? It's okay if the mistress has something to do. Didn't the man who saved my mother help me promote it?"

"August 25rd. Playing cards."

"August 26th. Yin Xuan, Yin Xuan, how can you be so depraved, have you forgotten the ambitions you set before? Master said, "I examine myself three times every day", you can't go on like this."

"August 28rd. Playing cards."

"August 29th. Playing cards, Cheng Yaojin's card skills are even worse than Li Lizhi!"

"August [-]th. Playing cards and drawing a turtle on Li Shimin's face is really cool."