I am the cook, but I am Li Er's son-in-law

Not right, very wrong.

Li Shimin knew that he didn't want to be an official. In the current situation, it was even more impossible for Li Shimin to want to enter the imperial court by himself.Even if he really wanted to, he didn't see Li Shimin or Li Yuan come over to test him a few days ago.

and……

This kind of thing Li Shimin will let Wang Xima - such a person from a family who does not deal with him and is an enemy of life and death come to persuade him?

Yin Xuan squinted at Wang Xima, his feet were about to move.

There is a big one, as long as he refuses again, he will immediately turn his head and leave, showing no mercy.

What kind of drama is this trying to play?
Yin Xuan passed Wang Xima and looked behind him. Zhou Xiaosan stood anxiously at the door, shaking his head frantically, thinking about it and feeling wrong, then nodded frantically.

It's just that this kind of simple body movements can't express his meaning clearly, which makes Zhou Xiaosan even more painful.

Instinct tells Yin Xuan that this is definitely a trap.

Although I don't know how the aristocratic family designed this pit, but I can vaguely see that Wang Xima hopes that he can simply and decisively refuse to come down.

In short, they cannot achieve their goals.

But promise to come down?
This is not the result Yin Xuan wants.

So... I have to think of an excuse, which can be rejected without leaving any future troubles.

Seeing that Yin Xuan had been silent for a long time, Wang Xima raised his head anxiously when he gave the last refusal: "County man?"

Yin Xuan sighed pretending to be sad, waved his hand, took Wang Xima's hand, and sat down on a table where there was still room.

Wang Xima was at a loss.

Ok?
What's happening here?
"Wang Xima, I can feel your sincerity." Yin Xuan spoke with a very sincere tone.Wang Xima curled his lips, sincere?He himself is very clear that he has no sincerity in his heart.

Yin Xuan went on to say: "I also feel that the imperial court attaches great importance to me, but it's not that I don't want to be an official in the imperial court, but... It's that I have some problems."

Wang Xima was stunned for a moment, and looked at Yin Xuan with strange eyes.

Yin Xuan stood up, sighed again, with a sympathetic gesture: "You may not believe it, I actually have a disease, a disease called when I see a large-scale mixture of purple, red, and cyan and add a If you touch bright yellow, you will feel dizzy, bewildered, and lost your mind, and it takes ten old people over 50 years old in purple robes to dance non-stop to get well."

Wang Xima was silent, and after a long time of reasoning, he straightened out what Yin Xuan said just now.

This is... making up nonsense!
How can there be a disease with such a long name, and the cure method is even more ridiculous. It takes ten purple-robed old men over 50 years old to dance to cure it.

The purple robes are all officials of the third grade or above, but ten of them can be gathered together, but can these people not go to the court to discuss matters, but dance for Yin Xuan?
Then it would be the biggest joke in the world.

"County man, are you making fun of me?" Wang Xima's expression darkened.

Yin Xuan shook his head, turned around, and said with a serious face, "I'm telling the truth. Although it sounds unbelievable, I do have this disease."

"as big as World, nothing is nonexistent."

"It's like I didn't expect that [-] Guan would come to the door on my own initiative. Have you thought about it before?"

Wang Xima's face instantly collapsed. What does this person mean?
Wouldn't it be better to take things like cement and gunpowder as examples?What does it mean to take [-] Guan as an example, puff puff puff puffing a knife in your own heart?

But looking at Yin Xuan's serious face, Wang Xima murmured in his heart, could it be that Yin Xuan really has this problem?Otherwise...how come he is so young, but he has no interest in the court at all.

Of course, he didn't care about Yin Xuan.

Only in this way, the idea of ​​the imperial court's three visits to the thatched cottage seems to have been aborted.You can't force a person suffering from such a targeted disease to go to a place where he can get sick.

Wang Xima's face became a little embarrassed again.

He noticed that no one came to report in advance, so he was full of confidence just now, but who would have thought that Yin Xuan was so sensitive, or so cautious.

"After I go back, I will invite the imperial medical office to treat the county man." Wang Xima almost gritted his teeth, and cupped his hands towards Yin Xuan, trying to test Yin Xuan with these words.

Yin Xuan generously agreed: "Of course there is no problem."

Datang was still a very pure era.

The confrontation between officials and officials is still bloody, you make a move and I will break it, but it is the first time I have seen a method like Yin Xuan...using illness as an excuse-at least so" This is the first time I have seen the "intricate and complicated" disease.

There are many people who don't want to be officials.

But most of them are unwilling to lie, but choose to escape, fleeing to the remote mountains with few people.For example, Jie Zitui who was "accidentally" burned to death by Duke Wen of Jin.

Generally speaking, if you evade saying that you are sick, you have to wait long enough to give a reason, so that you can retire naturally, just like Li Jing did.

Yin Xuan is not afraid of people from the Imperial Medical Office to investigate - the disease he made up sounds ridiculous, but it does not exist, and he still has some awareness of mental illness in Datang.But it is limited to cognition, and there is no way to detect whether it is true or false, and there is no treatment.

This kind of disease will not be regarded as a neuropathy or a lunatic.

It also sounds clean and will not affect the business of restaurants.

Wang Xima gritted his teeth and left, ready to go back to discuss how to deal with such a mess.

Zhou Xiaosan immediately came over and bowed to Yin Xuan: "Da Lang, you really scared me to death."

Yin Xuan glanced at him, waved his hands, and led him to the backyard: "What happened, why did the Wang family come to invite me to the court?"

Zhou Xiaosan repeated what happened in the court hall to Yin Xuan.

"Three visits to the thatched cottage." Yin Xuan nodded thoughtfully, "So that's what they came up with."

Zhou Xiaosan let out a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, Da Lang is quick-witted and reacted, otherwise I'm afraid he will fall into their trap."

Yin Xuan shook his head.

It's just to deal with the past wave, the means of the aristocratic family, how can it be possible not to do some back-up.

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun also rushed over.

The restaurant was discussing what happened just now.

The point is not that the imperial court wants to invite the store owner to be an official, nor is it that Yin Xuan rejected the imperial court's request, but that Yin Xuan's wordy name is dozens of words long.

Li Shimin sat next to Li Yuan, and after listening to these contents, his expression became a little worried.

"Where's the store family?" Li Shimin asked his father.

Li Yuan was playing mahjong carelessly, and pouted towards the yard: "I'm talking with Zhou Xiaosan inside, I guess I'll have to come out soon."