Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Monk Bianji took the book given by Su Yu and flipped through a few pages.

This is the hardcover version of Su Yu's self-made color picture, which is completely different from the black and white version that Bian Ji saw.

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Monk Bianji's pupils dilated and he closed the book abruptly.

"Brother Su is indeed a man of the same path."

Monk Bianji was excited.

"Brother Su's "Jin Ping Mei" is so realistic."

"Sure enough, he is a fellow, a fellow."

Bian Ji and Su Yu knew each other very well.

"Each has its own strengths, and the spring X picture that the master saw is also fascinating."

Su Yu laughed.

"It's not enough, it's not enough."

Monk Bianji couldn't put it down.

Su Yu laughed and said: "This is my chance with the master, even if it is a meeting gift, let's keep it."

Bian Ji was overjoyed: "Thank you Brother Su, the poor monk will definitely treasure it."

Su Yu smiled, walked a few steps in the Sutra Library, and said, "Master, this place is miserable and quite boring."

The Sutra Library is a place where scriptures are kept, and there is really nothing there.

It's just stacks of scriptures stacked on the shelf.

A few Buddha statues and a few lamps.

Bian Ji stood up and said, "We monks read long scrolls from Qingdeng Ancient Buddha, that's how it is."

Su Yu smiled and said, "Why don't you change places?"

The defense machine asked, "Where?"

Su Yu laughed softly, "Pingkang Square."

Monk Bianji was shocked and hurriedly said: "Not right, not right."

"The poor monk is a monk, reading this book is already breaking the precepts."

"If you go to Pingkangfang, you will go to the eighth layer of oil pan hell."

After all, he is a Buddhist monk, and he is still in awe of these [-] hells and precepts.

Su Yu smiled and said: "Master, the wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart."

"If you have Buddhism in your heart, where is it not the Holy Land of Lingshan?"

"Even the fireworks and willow alley can also bloom on the lotus platform."

"Besides, the Buddha saves all suffering beings in the world, and that woman in Pingkangfang is not a pitiful person."

"If you can teach Buddhism in Pingkangfang, it will be a great merit."

"Back then, my Buddha, Sakyamuni Tathagata, once went to the house of the skilled girl to speak for her and accepted her offerings."

"Buddha is okay, why not master?"

Su Yu's tongue was full of lotus flowers, and his words were full of hype.

Old Chen who was standing next to him exclaimed in admiration, he was obviously Pingkangfang Yeyou, but he actually spoke in such a high-sounding manner.

The young master is worthy of being a three-inch tongue.

Bianji had lustful thoughts in his heart.

After being teased by Su Yu like this, she suddenly became lustful.

"Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of scriptures. Brother Su is the Buddha of Purdue."

"In that case, the poor monk will go with Brother Su."

"It's just that I'm afraid I'm not dressed properly."

Monk Bianji said.

You can't swagger in wearing a monk's robe.

Face is still needed.

Su Yu laughed and said, "It's easy. Let's go to the street and change our clothes and put on the headdress. Who will recognize it?"

Bian Ji was overjoyed, clasped his hands together and said: "Brother Su has a great plan."

Su Yu quickly helped him up, and said with a smile, "Master, you have to change your habits."

It was only then that Bian Ji realized that he had joined hands.

"Yes, correct, change, change."

The defense machine quickly changed to a scholar's salute.

"In that case, let's go."

Su Yu came down from upstairs with the debate machine.

After leading the horse, I met a monk asking for money at the door.

Seeing Monk Su Yu shouted: "That guy, how dare you tease me."

Bian Ji scolded: "What are you doing so loudly in a pure place of Buddhism?"

The monk was reprimanded by the defense machine and ran out quickly.

"Brother Su, don't blame him, that guy is stupid."

The defense machine apologized quickly.

"Nothing, let's go."

Su Yu laughed.

Monk Bianji only has an old horse, and it would be indecent to walk with Su Yu and Lao Chen's BMW.

Out of Huichang Temple, passing the horse market.

There are merchants from the Western Regions selling hard-earned BMWs.

Su Yu smiled and said, "My dear brother, your horse is old and thin, it's not suitable."

"You know, which of the women in Pingkangfang doesn't eat the food."

"If you go in on a skinny horse, I'm afraid I won't see you."

"Brother, I will buy you a hard-earned BMW to decorate the appearance."

Bian Ji was overjoyed and bowed: "Brother is really a man of righteousness, he treats money like dung."

A hard-earned BMW is not cheap, and although Bianji is quite famous, he can't afford it.

After entering the horse market, Su Yu asked Lao Chen to buy it.

This old Chen has been with Su Yu for so long, how can he not know his thoughts.

After entering the horse market, Lao Chen shouted: "Whose horses are the most expensive?"

With this voice, all the horse sellers came over.

"Guest officer, I am a bloody horse from the Western Regions. Look at the teeth, the hooves, and the mane."

"I am a Gaochang Warhorse, even better."

"Guest officer, look at this."

Old Chen deliberately said: "Tell you, I only buy expensive ones, who is the most expensive?"

A Hu merchant from the Western Regions said: "Guest officer, are you serious?"

The guy squinted his eyes, seeming suspicious.

I've never seen a shopper like this. When you enter the door, you don't ask if it's good or bad, as long as it's expensive.

Old Chen sneered, and took out a stack of checks from his pocket.

"Why don't I take it seriously?"

When Hu Shang saw that Qian's eyes were open, he immediately pulled a horse over.

"Guest, pure-blooded BMW, look, there is not a single hair on it."

Lao Chen looked at it, and it was a little worse than his Jueying.

"Make a price."

Old Chen said coldly.

Hu Shang stretched out a hand.

Lao Chen took out five checks and gave them to him.

Monk Bianji asked, "How much is this? Five thousand guan?"

Five thousand strings is already a lot of money for Bian Ji.

Hu Shang laughed and said: "Master can really joke, I am a purebred BMW, 500 million! Buy it now!"

Monk Bianji gasped.

It was actually 500 million guan.

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Lao Chen readily handed over the check.

Hu Shang smiled and said, "It's the first time I've seen such a cheerful customer, I'll give you another pair of saddles."

Hu Shang's men immediately took the saddle and matched it with a BMW.

Lao Chen pulled the BMW and handed it to Bian Ji.

"Brother, change it."

Su Yu laughed.

Monk Bianji was overjoyed and said: "Thank you, Brother Su."

Changing to a BMW feels cool.

"Then I am an old horse"

Monk Bianji was a little reluctant to throw it away.

Old Chen smiled and said: "Master, let this old horse go, and I can go back by myself."

Monk Bianji smiled and said: "Yes, I am so happy that I am dizzy."

After letting go of the reins, the old horse went back to Huichang Temple by himself.

After buying a horse, he went to the store to change his clothes. Su Yu and Bianji walked ahead, heading for Pingkangfang.

Old Chen watched Su Yu and Bianji chatting and laughing behind him, and secretly smiled in his heart.

The son never suffers, this time the defense machine is so good.

This monk is finished.

Although I don't know what the young master's plan is, but being targeted by the young master is either cutting flesh or cramping.

This guy didn't realize it.

It was the first time Bianji went to Pingkangfang, and he was very excited.

"Brother Su, when I arrive at Pingkangfang, how should I speak?"

"You can't let them find out that I'm a monk."

Su Yu said with a smile: "My dear brother, once you take off your head, who doesn't know that you are a monk?"

"It's just that in the attic of Pingkang Square, God knows, you know, she knows, there is no one else, so I'm afraid."

Bian Ji laughed and said, "Brother Su is right."

Just as he was talking, Pingkangfang had arrived.