Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Changsun Wuji left the imperial study room, his legs trembling with fright.

He didn't expect Li Shimin to be so angry today.

The emperor is not usually like this.

Who is behind the scenes?Who spoke ill of me behind my back?

Could it be Hou Junji?

Changsun Wuji left Miyagi angrily.

"Your Majesty, I have also retired."

Li Xiaogong stood up and saluted.

He was dragged here by Changsun Wuji, and now that Changsun Wuji is gone, it is inconvenient for him to stay here.

"Okay, brother, go slowly."

Li Shimin sent him to the door.

Among the imperial relatives and relatives in the court, Li Xiaogong is the most humble one.

He wanted to quit the court several times to provide for the elderly, but was pulled out by Li Shimin to become an official.

The land of Sansuke in Gyeonggi-do is the core area of ​​Datang.

Li Shimin dared to hand over this place to Li Xiaogong, so he naturally trusted him absolutely.

Both left, Li Shimin sat down and continued to review the memorial.

At night, Eunuch Gao held the lamp.

After finally reviewing, Li Shimin got up.

I saw the queen come in from outside.

"Guanyin maidservant, do you still have the cucumber you brought back?"

"My face feels dry."

Li Shimin asked.

With a plop, the Queen fell to her knees.

"what happened?"

Li Shimin was shocked.

Why did he kneel down all of a sudden.

It must be Changsun Wuji who was chewing his tongue at Guanyin's maidservant.

"Get up and talk, you and I are such a young couple."

Li Shimin stepped forward to help the queen up.
"Damn slaves!"

The "Queen" kowtowed to apologize.

Li Shimin was embarrassed.

It turned out that it was not the queen, but the court lady Mo Yu.

She was ordered by the queen to invite Li Shimin to dinner because she had brought food from Sujiazhuang.

"Slaves deserve to die, deserve to die."

Mo Yu trembled.

If Li Shimin takes a fancy to her, he can turn a pheasant into a phoenix.

But Li Shimin mistook her for the queen, which is troublesome.

Eunuch Gao hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you have been reviewing the memorial for too long, and your eyes are dazzled."

Li Shimin got up and looked around, and it was really blurry.

"I'm old and my eyes are useless."

Li Shimin laughed.

It's really embarrassing to think of Mo Yu as a queen.

"Get up, it's none of your business. My own eyes were wrong."

Li Shimin rubbed his eyes, but there was no sign of improvement.

Only then did Mo Yu climb up tremblingly.

"What's the matter, Queen?"

Li Shimin asked.

Mo Yu must have come to deliver the letter.

"The empress said that the emperor is invited to have dinner at the Lizheng Hall."

Mo Yu lowered his head and said.

"it is good."

Li Shimin walked towards the Lizheng Hall.

The queen had a table of dishes, waiting for Li Shimin to come.

Entering the Lizheng Hall, the queen got up and said: "The concubine welcomes the emperor."

The maids in the palace stood up.

"Bringing so much back."

Li Shimin laughed.

Roast beef with potatoes, stewed chicken, Kung Pao chicken, various fruits, all on a table.

These dishes can't be done in the palace.

Many ingredients are not available in the palace.

The fruit is even more so, the ones in the greenhouse can only be eaten in Sujiazhuang.

"It's all the emperor's favorite food."

The queen laughed.

Li Shimin sat down, picked up his chopsticks and ate.

After a day of reviewing the memorial, I was really hungry.

"Just now Mo Yu went to the imperial study to deliver a letter, and I mistook her for you."

Li Shimin shook his head and smiled when talking about what happened just now.

Mo Yu trembled when he heard it.

The queen glanced at Mo Yu and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, there have been no newcomers in this harem for a long time. Shouldn't it be time to choose a group?"

The queen thought Li Shimin was hinting that she wanted some new concubines.

The old ones are tired of watching.

"No need, draft girls have always been the standard match for a faint king."

"Wei Xuancheng is silent now, I have to restrain myself."

"I was really dazzled and misunderstood."

Li Shimin laughed.

Two chopsticks reached into the bowl, trying to pick up a piece of beef, but failed several times.

The queen quickly put it in a bowl for Li Shimin.

"It's too hard for the emperor to review the memorials, you have to pay attention to the dragon's body."

said the Queen.

It seems that I really think too much.

The beef so close can't be caught.

"Hey, old."

Li Shimin sighed.

"I think back in the day, I was able to clearly see the end of the hair, and walk through the sun with a hundred steps."

"It's also old and dizzy now."

Li Shimin is famous for his archery skills, and his weapon is a carved bow.

Archers have good eyesight.

"Government affairs are too tiring, more rest is necessary."

The queen comforted.

After dinner, rest in the Legislative Hall at night.

After putting on the cucumber mask, Mo Yu took care of undressing, Li Shimin suddenly remembered that there was one thing he hadn't done.

"I haven't brushed my teeth yet."

The queen smiled and said, "Yes, I almost forgot."

"Mo Yu, bring the emperor's toothpaste and toothbrush."

Mo Yu hurriedly took out a toothbrush from the box.

This kind of thing that is necessary for manpower in modern society is very rare in Datang.

At that time use a toothpick and gargle with salt water.

But no toothbrush.

Mo Yu carefully picked up the toothbrush, squeezed a little toothpaste, and spread it carefully.

Then he took the tea mug, washbasin, and towels into the bedroom.

"Please brush your teeth, Your Majesty."

Li Shimin took the toothbrush, brushed his teeth carefully, rinsed his mouth, and wiped his mouth.

Mo Yu took it and left the bedroom.

"I feel better after brushing my teeth."

"What this kid Su Yu invented is good."

"My teeth were a little yellow, but now they are white, and my gums don't bleed anymore."

Li Shimin laughed.

"That's right, after Changle and Xiao Sizi changed their teeth, they kept brushing their teeth. The concubines are envious of their two teeth."

The queen laughed.

Back then, the two little girls had just arrived at Sujiazhuang.

Su Yu spent a lot of effort in order to train them to brush their teeth.

I have never brushed my teeth in the palace, and I have never heard anyone say that I need to brush my teeth.

This kind of thing of establishing good living habits from scratch is particularly strenuous.

Let alone two little girls.

I tried every means to get them to brush their teeth.

Now they are used to brushing their teeth once in the morning and evening.

"Speaking of which, I haven't washed my hair for a long time, and my scalp is itchy."

Li Shimin said.

In ancient times, people had long hair, and the body, hair and skin were inherited from their parents, and they dared not damage them.

Washing your hair is a hassle.

"Go to Sujiazhuang tomorrow?"

the queen asked.

"Well, let's go tomorrow."

"After the memorial has been approved, there is no need to go to court early."

Li Shimin said.

There was nothing to say that night, and when they got up the next day, Li Shimin and the queen took He Meng to Sujiazhuang.

Entering the yard, Chang Le, Xiao Sizi, and Xue Ji are playing cards.

But what is played is not mahjong, but poker.

"Hey? What are you three doing?"

the queen asked.

It looked very fun, and the queen was moved.

"Grandpa, grandma, you are here."

Changle and Xiao Sizi got up and saluted.

"Yo, what's the wind today, so polite."

Li Shimin laughed.

In the past when they came in, Chang Le and Xiao Si went crazy, and they disappeared after calling Aye and A Niang.

"This is a playing card, invented by Brother Su. It can be played by three or four people."

Chang Le laughed.

"What are playing cards?"

Li Shimin asked.

"It's a deck of 54 cards. Two decks are played by four people, and one deck is played by three people."

Xiao Si shook the cards in his hand.

"What are you playing now?"

the queen asked.

"Fight the Landlord."

Chang Le chuckled.

"Fighting the Landlord?"

Li Shimin didn't understand.

"What does Fight the Landlord mean?"

the queen asked.

"Brother Su said that fighting against landlords means: whoever has the most money will fight."

Chang Le laughed.

"Hehe, he really dares to say that the biggest landlord in the world is not you brother Su?"

Li Shimin laughed.