Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

"The emperor is really amazing."

Chai Shao exclaimed.

I didn't eat anything in the morning, just ate a flax cake, and then went to court.

You know it all, that's all.

The ministers of the DPRK and China were shocked.

The emperor in front of him has become a god.

Li Shimin sat on top of them, and when they finished their shock, he smiled slightly and said, "Mr. Huo, I'm not Yuan Tiangang who can pinch and count."

Didn't it work out?

How do you know that?
"Then how did the emperor know that the minister had eaten flax cakes in the morning?"

Chai Shao asked.

Li Shimin adjusted his glasses, said with a slight smile, "Because, there is a sesame seed on your beard."

Having said that, Cheng Yaojin was relieved.

Scared my old Cheng to death, I thought the emperor could pinch and count, so it turns out
No, isn't the emperor's eyes seeing things unclear?

Cheng Yaojin walked up to Chai Shao, held Chai Shao's shoulders, and said, "Don't move, my son-in-law, I, Cheng, will take a look."

Cheng Yaojin searched for a long time, and finally found a sesame seed on the beard.

This sesame seed is about the same color as the beard, so it's hard to see.

The ministers of the DPRK and China were shocked.

"The emperor actually has such eyesight!"

"After such a distance, I found it at a glance."

The ministers of the DPRK and China talked a lot.

Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui saw two pieces of colored glaze hanging from Li Shimin's nose.

They just know it's not easy.

Su Yu must have given the emperor something good.

I said earlier that I should keep up with the emperor so that I would not miss good things.

Missed it again this time.

The three felt that they had missed a hundred million.

Although missed, the emperor got good things from Su Yu.

This is clearly intended to show off in the court, as a sensible courtier, he must cooperate with him to pretend.

This is the basic quality of being a courtier.

Wei Zheng immediately bowed and said, "Your Majesty has good eyesight, how did you achieve that?"

Li Shimin nodded slightly, and gave Wei Zheng a look: Weng Tian She is not bad, he is sensible.

Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui scolded Wei Zheng for being shameless in their hearts: This guy, an admonishing doctor has become a sycophant.

Such a good opportunity was preempted by him.

"Because I have a pair of glasses."

Li Shimin smiled slightly.

Glasses?

When this word appeared for the first time, the ministers of the DPRK and China were shocked.

"Your Majesty, but the glass worn by the Emperor?"

Fang Xuanling immediately ran out to match Li Shimin's outfit.

Du Ruhui scolded Fang Xuanling in his heart: Shameless, you actually took my chance.

"That's right, it's this Liuli."

"After wearing it, I can see clearly and see everything clearly."

Li Shimin said ostentatiously.

"Can I show Weichen and others?"

Du Ruhui immediately jumped over to answer the call.

Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng smiled slightly, and said in their hearts: Du Keming is not bad, he also grabbed the opportunity.

Li Shimin got up and said with a slight smile, "I got a baby, so naturally I want to share it with all my lovers."

After getting off the dragon chair, Li Shimin gave Du Ruhui the glasses.

As long as the civil servants in the court are educated, they are basically nearsighted.

"Be careful, this thing is precious."

Li Shimin laughed.

"Your Majesty, can I wear it for a try?"

Fang Xuanling asked.

The king's things, the courtiers don't mess around.

Without permission, never overstep.

"Go ahead and try."

Li Shimin laughed.

He deliberately pretended to be a comparison, wishing that Fang Xuanling would try it out.

Fang Xuanling put it on carefully.

The moment he opened his eyes, Fang Xuanling woke up.

"Is this my eye?"

Fang Xuanling exclaimed.

He actually saw the little spider on the beam clearly.

"There, there's a spider there."

Fang Xuanling pointed to the beam.

Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng are also short-sighted and can't see at all.

Cheng Yaojin is a reckless man, has no education, is old at this time, and has presbyopia.

Close things cannot be seen clearly, but far things can be seen clearly.

"Yes, there is a spider."

"Old Fang who is so blind can see?"

Cheng Yaojin exclaimed.

Fang Xuanling was so excited that he forgot that Cheng Yaojin was scolding him.

"I can see, these glasses are amazing."

Du Ruhui gestured excitedly and said, "Xuanling, give me a try, give me a try."

Fang Xuanling took it off carefully and handed it to Du Ruhui.

This posture is more cautious than handing over the Chuanguo Yuxi.

Under the watchful eyes of all the officials, Du Ruhui took the glasses and put them on slowly.

"Hiss, I saw that spider too."

Du Ruhui exclaimed.

The ministers are very envious.

Wei Zheng took Du Ruhui's hand and said, "I, it's my turn, give it to me, give it to me."

Du Ruhui took it off slowly, and Wei Zheng put it on again slowly.

"Spider, I saw it too."

Wei Zheng shouted happily.

The spider on the beam felt mmp at the moment: How the hell am I an eye chart?
Li Shimin was very satisfied seeing the shocked expressions of all the ministers.

It's this effect.

In Sujiazhuang, I was treated like a monkey by Su Yu.

Back in Chang'an City, I will treat you like monkeys.

Seeing their exclamation, Cheng Yaojin thought to himself: These civil servants are all blind, and they can see the spiders on the beams clearly after wearing glasses.

After my old Cheng wears it, won't he be able to see Chang'e on the moon?
Having made up his mind, Cheng Yaojin squeezed into the crowd.

At this time, the glasses were in Yu Shinan's hands.

Yu Shinan is a well-educated person, and his myopia is even worse.

After he finished trying, Cheng Yaojin was eager to try.

"Old pervert, give me a try"

Cheng Yaojin knew that Yu Shinan was visiting Pingkangfang, and he also knew that he liked pork belly, the fatter the better.

Wearing glasses, Yu Shinan glared at Cheng Yaojin.

This stare is very clear.

Cheng Yaojin didn't care, and said: "Give it to me, hurry up."

Yu Shinan Xiucai met soldiers and bandits, and Cheng Yaojin was originally from bandits in Wagang Village.

Unreasonable, Yu Shinan took off his glasses and handed them to Cheng Yaojin.

After receiving the glasses, Cheng Yaojin was overjoyed.

Now my old Cheng can see Chang'e.

Li Shimin saw that the glasses were in Cheng Yaojin's hands, and shouted badly.

This guy is not short-sighted, but it will be worse if he wears it.

"careful!"

Li Shimin shouted.

But it was too late.

Cheng Yaojin happily put it on, and opened his eyes, only to feel that the world was spinning, and he bumped his head against the pillar.

The glasses fell to the ground and broke
The court was silent.

Everyone looked at the debris on the ground, and Cheng Yaojin, who had a big bump on his forehead.

Yu Shinan secretly smiled: Cheng Mangfu, let you call me a pervert.

Destroy the emperor's treasure, wait for your death.

Li Shimin walked up to him, looked at the debris on the ground, and was completely speechless.

"Your Majesty, I didn't do it on purpose."

"When I put it on, the sky turned around, and then"

Cheng Yaojin knew that he had caused a catastrophe.

Li Shimin flicked his sleeves angrily and went back to the backyard.

Eunuch Gao shouted, "Retire."

The ministers in the court surrounded Cheng Yaojin and scolded him.

"Lu Guogong, the emperor's treasure, you just ruined it."

"Why can't you change it?"

"Cheng Mangfu, Cheng Mangfu."

All the ministers in the court sighed and parted ways.

Cheng Yaojin was left feeling uneasy.

Qin Qiong patted Cheng Yaojin, and said: "I've already done it, it's useless to think about it, go back and wait for it."

The two withdrew from the court.