Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

The Jianglou boat started, slowly heading south along the Grand Canal.

Su Yu was already lying down, just on the bow of the boat, enjoying the wind, drinking beer, and nibbling melon seeds.

In the sky, on the ground and on the water, there are good places for fishing.

Li Shimin stood on the side of the boat, looking at the scenery on both sides of the river.

He whispered to the queen, "No wonder Yang Guang wanted to make a tour of the south, and I didn't know how much fun it was."

"The courtiers and concubines only know the fun."

The queen laughed.

A group of them had a great time, but Changle was miserable.

When riding a hot air balloon, Xiao Si was afraid of heights.

When we arrived at the Jianglou boat, Xiao Si got better, and Chang Le got seasick.

She had never been on a boat before, and it was normal for her to get seasick, so Su Yu asked her to lie in her room for a few days.

Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui sat on the boat, leaning against the window, drinking beer and eating roast chicken.

"Keming, have you ever enjoyed it like this?"

Wei Zheng asked.

"Brother Xuan Cheng, the comfort I have never had before."

"In terms of enjoyment, Mr. Su is probably the number one in the Tang Dynasty."

Du Ruhui sighed.

"We're soaked again."

Wei Zheng laughed.

The two raised their glasses and drank a glass of beer.

After a few days like this, the boat went smoothly, and Changle finally got used to it, no longer seasick.

The two sisters began to have fun on the boat.

"Brother Su has woken up, sleeping every day, turning into a pig."

Chang Le wanted to pull Su Yu up.

The little si laughed and said, "Brother Su, you salted fish don't even turn over in the water."

Su Yu lay down very well and didn't want to move at all.

"I'm exercising."

Su Yu said.

Chang Le muttered: "Sports ghost, you haven't moved since lying down."

"Except for going to the bathroom."

The little one giggled.

The two sisters sang together.

Su Yu pointed to the tree on the bank and said, "Look at that tree, am I getting farther and farther away from it?"

Chang Le nodded and said, "Yes, I am also getting farther and farther away from it."

"Then why do you say I don't exercise?"

Su Yu laughed.

This is the knowledge of relative motion in junior high school physics.

Changle and Xiao Sizi were stunned.

It seemed that what Su Yu said made sense, but also seemed unreasonable.

"Brother Su, you are sophistry."

"Hmph, I won't play with you anymore."

Changle and Xiao Sizi couldn't say no to Su Yu, so they turned and went to play elsewhere.

A monk on the boat sat cross-legged on the side of the boat.

The monk got on the boat from outside Luoyang.

It stands to reason that neither Su Yu nor the people on board had a good impression of this monk, but this monk was called Hong Ren.

Su Yu knew this monk, the founder of Dongshan Dharma Gate, was revered as the fifth patriarch of Zen and the master of the sixth patriarch Huineng.

Because he is an eminent monk and the fifth patriarch of Zen, Su Yu allowed him to go south by boat.

Hearing what Su Yu said, Monk Hongren smiled slightly and said, "Benefactor Su is so eloquent, I admire you poor monk."

Monk Hongren immediately understood the mystery.

Seemingly moving but not moving is the supreme mystery.

"Be polite, as the saying goes, who can sit on the ground and travel [-] miles a day, who can never stay still."

Su Yu laughed.

Hong Ren was surprised.

This Su Yu looks like a dandy, but in fact he has deep roots of wisdom. If he can be saved to become a monk and inherit the mantle of my Zen Buddhism, our sect will surely flourish.

"Mr. Su's roots of wisdom are deep and rare."

Hong Ren smiled slightly, as if he was an eminent monk from outside the world, trying to help you out of the sea of ​​suffering.

Su Yu said with a smile: "Master, you are welcome. My wisdom root is not deep, but it has grown a bit."

Hongren didn't understand.

What does Huigen grow a little bit?
And this statement?

"The young master is really amazing, the poor monk admires it."

Hong Ren laughed.

Actually he didn't understand.

puff.
Su Yu just drank the tea and spit it all out.

This Hong Ren, who thought he was an eminent monk, turned out to be an old driver.

When Su Yu wanted to go back to Chang'an, would you like to take him back and let him study in Pingkangfang.

Hong Ren chuckled, and thought to himself: Did I say something wrong?No, I've always been the one who played charades for others, and was stumped by Su Yu today?

The wind was blowing on the river, and the Su flag on the bow was fluttering in the wind.

Hongren pointed to the flag and asked: "Su benefactor, tell me, is it the wind or the flag?"

Su Yu smiled slightly: "It's not the wind, it's not the flags that move, the heart of the benevolent moves."

puff.
Hong Ren was shocked, these words directly hit the profound meaning of Zen Buddhism.

All dharmas are empty, and all Buddhas are empty. The Buddha is in the heart, and becoming a Buddha lies in the sudden enlightenment of one thought.

This Su Yu can inherit my Zen mantle.

When countless thoughts flashed through Hongren's mind, Su Yu was secretly laughing.

This sentence is what the Sixth Patriarch Huineng said, and it is a classic saying of Zen.

Isn't it great to be shocked by your future disciples?

"Benefactor Su, I have a vast Buddhist sect, are you willing to join my sect?"

"I would like to pass on the mantle to you."

Monk Hongren said very sincerely.

This was heard by Chang Le and Xiao Sizi who were next to him.

"Grandpa, Auntie, brother Su is going to become a monk."

Princess Changle is in a hurry.

When Li Shimin and his group heard that Su Yu was going to become a monk, they ran out in fright.

"Bold, bald donkey, we kindly let you on board, but you actually persuade my virtuous brother to become a monk, what is your intention!"

Li Shimin rushed out and roared.

The others followed and scolded Hong Ren.

"Oh, you old monk, how dare you persuade my virtuous brother to become a monk, you are a big-headed ghost."

"My virtuous brother Yushu Linfeng, it looks so ugly with a shaved head, you are responsible."

"Believe it or not, my old lady threw you into the river."

The queen rolled up her sleeves and cursed.

Li Shimin, the princess, and Wei Zheng were all shocked by the queen's shrew appearance.

Is this still a dignified and virtuous queen?
Not at all.

At this moment, the queen was extremely angry.

I have been waiting for my son-in-law for so many years. If you want to dig him out to become a monk, I will not kill you, you bald donkey.

"Say, why did you dig my virtuous brother to become a monk? Tell me!"

The queen became very aggressive, which made Hongren jump.

Doesn't the poor monk just want to save a predestined person to become a monk?
As for being so inspiring?

"All benefactors, Mr. Su is really born with wisdom and deep blessings."

"The poor monk has never seen such an intelligent person in his travels in the Tang Dynasty."

Monk Hongren said sincerely.

He wanted to impress these people with his Buddhist sincerity and get them to agree to Su Yu becoming a monk.

"Nonsense, I want you to tell me, I don't know how smart my brother is."

"Do you know how many years I have known my brother?"

"Let's throw you into the river!"

The queen scolding the street is too tough.

Su Yu was shocked.

It turns out that my sister-in-law is such a person. She is very powerful. I can't mess with her in the future. It's too dangerous.

Wei Zheng persuaded: "Master Hongren, we respect you as an eminent Zen monk, so we take you for a ride."

"It's embarrassing for us to act like this."

Wei Zheng is not an idiot, Li Shimin and the queen have always acquiesced in the two princesses messing around with Su Yu.

Obviously Su Yu is the candidate for the son-in-law in the future.

This monk actually wants to send a son-in-law to become a monk, he is quite courageous.

"Master, if you look for other people, there will always be a suitable disciple."

"Young Master Su, don't even think about it."

Du Ruhui persuaded.

They are really speechless.

Monk Hongren said aggrievedly: "Several benefactors put it simply, you know Mr. Su is the only person I fancy who can inherit my mantle."

Hongren has seen many monks, and met many so-called enlightened ones.

But compared with Su Yu, it's a world of difference.

Just based on that sentence just now, it is enough to be called an eminent monk.

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