Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Su Yu became the county magistrate. It turned out that the people in the county government fell down and scattered, and all of them ran away.

Su Yu entered the county government and took over the entire situation.

The notice has been posted, and Su Yu is sitting upright in the hall, which seems to be the case.

Li Shimin smiled and said: "My dear brother, you look good, it's the first time I see you being so serious."

Every time I go to Sujiazhuang, I either sleep in the room or lie down in the yard.

I was used to Su Yu's unserious appearance, but suddenly became serious, which was very uncomfortable.

Su Yu gave Li Shimin a white look: "Be quiet in the courtroom."

"Yo."

Li Shimin took out a fan and fanned it slowly, waiting for Su Yu to perform.

The queen, Changle and others went to the Houya to rest.

Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui wanted to rest, but Su Yu refused to let them go.

After waiting for a long time, no one came in who cried for injustice.

The chair was uncomfortable to sit on, so Su Yu simply lay down on the desk.

Li Shimin frowned and said: "My dear brother, although the county government is small, it is also a court."

"What's the matter with you lying here?"

Although this place is a small county, it is also his country.

With Su Yu's appearance, it feels a little disrespectful to him.

"Come on, old Li, you were making a fuss in the court just now."

"How quiet I lie here."

Su Yu stretched, feeling that the desk was too short and uncomfortable.

Wei Zheng said: "Master County Magistrate, your clothes and hat are wrong, do you want to go to the back office to look for them?"

Li Shimin noticed this and said, "Yes, brother, you don't have an official hat or uniform."

Only then did Su Yu remember, and said with a smile, "Yes, forget it, that's it."

Li Shimin was speechless, it was really a joke.

Waiting bored, Su Yu asked Lao Chen, "Is your notice posted in the wrong place?"

It stands to reason that many people should know about it.

But no one came in.

Old Chen said: "No, the place I posted is correct."

"Master, did you make a mistake?"

Lao Chen and He Meng posted notices along the street, and they also posted notices at the gate of the county government office.

At that time, some people came to watch the fun.

When he heard that they made a mistake, Wei Zheng quit.

"Old Chen, what do you mean?"

"The two of us, let's not write a notice to a county government."

"Even that Li Er, we dare to write."

Wei Zheng snorted coldly.

Du Ruhui said: "Old Chen, don't worry, if we say our writing style is second, no one will dare to say it first."

The two nodded and said very proudly.

"Then why didn't anyone come?"

Old Chen asked.

"how could I know."

Wei Zheng muttered.

At this moment, the startling drum outside the door rang.

dong dong dong.
Su Yu got excited, jumped down from the table, and a salted fish kicked him up.

Li Shimin was startled, and cursed in his heart: Salted fish turned over, I was scared to death!
Su Yu patted the gavel and shouted: "Whoever complains in the hall, bring it to me quickly!"

Lao Chen immediately went out and brought in two men and two women.

Dozens of common people followed behind to watch the excitement.

"you."

Su Yu pointed to the boatman.

They changed into yamen servants' clothes.

Su Yu pointed, and they immediately shouted: "Mighty."

With this shout, I feel a bit like a county magistrate.

The four men and women knelt down and said: "My lord, please be the master for us."

The people at the door covered their mouths and smiled, pointing at the four men and women.

Su Yu asked: "What grievances do you have, take your time, I will make the decision for you."

The people in the hall said: "Master County Magistrate, my name is Zhang San, and this is my mother-in-law San Niang."

"That's Li Si, and that's his mother-in-law, Si Niang."

Zhang San briefly introduced his identity.

Su Yu nodded and said, "Oh, that Zhang San, why are you wronged?"

Before Zhang San could speak, Li Si took the lead.

Li Si kowtowed and said: "My lord, I came home from the field yesterday."

"I found out that this third person actually hooked up with my mother-in-law."

"My mother-in-law is on top, and Zhang San is on the bottom."

"My mother-in-law held a bamboo whip in her hand, and Zhang San was tied to the head of the bed and beat him hard."

Li Si did his best to describe the original scene.

Su Yu listened with gusto.

It turns out that these two dogs and men are good at it, Si Guoyi
Li Shimin heard black lines all over his face.

In the court, to say such filthy language is simply humiliating and contemptuous of the court.
Su Yu pointed at Wei Zheng and said with a smile, "Master, record it. Write down the case."

Wei Zheng has an upright character, he can't listen anymore, there is no record of his thoughts.

"A pair of dogs and men, shameless and immoral!"

Wei Zheng cursed loudly.

After Li Si finished speaking, the people at the door couldn't stop laughing.

Su Yu asked, "Have you finished?"

Li Si nodded, and said: "The little one is finished, I ask the county magistrate to make the decision."

Su Yu smiled and said, "It's amazing enough."

"what?"

Li Si didn't understand what Su Yu meant.

"Oh, it's nothing. I wonder if you have anything else to say."

Su Yu laughed.

Li Si took out a whip from his sleeve, held it up and said, "Master County Magistrate, this is the evidence against the couple."

"The two of them beat each other with this whip and made indescribable noises."

puff.
He actually brought the utensils to the hall.

"Bring it up to the officer."

Su Yu patted the table and gave Li Shimin a wink.

Li Shimin was very disgusted and didn't want to go.

"tsk"

Su Yu urged.

Li Shimin stood up, took the whip, and presented it to Su Yu.

Su Yu took the whip and shook it, feeling good.

"You two dogs and men really know how to play, not bad."

Su Yu laughed.

"My lord, this is the court."

Li Shimin reminded Su Yu to pay attention to his image.

Su Yu coughed dryly, slapped the table, pointed at Zhang San and Siniang with a whip, and cursed: "What a pair of bastards, how dare they have an affair, and it's still a dishonest affair."

"Si Niang, raise your head, I'm asking you!"

Su Yu scolded, Si Niang was startled.

When he raised his head, he looked a little coquettish.

No wonder, she turned out to be pretty, but she was a little perverted.

"Are you guilty?"

Su Yu scolded.

Seeing that Su Yu was handsome, and the whip was still in his hand, the fourth lady suddenly went numb.

Si Niang's cheeks were flushed, her breath was sweet, and she said: "My lord, I know I was wrong, you can hit me."

puff.
Su Yu yelled, Fuck, I met a powerful woman.

"Shameless, too shameless."

Su Yu couldn't stand it any longer. It's unreasonable that there is such an adulteress.

"How dare you molested me in court, how courageous you are."

Su Yu slapped the gavel and woke up Siniang.

"Sir, forgive me."

Si Niang kowtowed.

Su Yu turned to Zhang San, "What else do you have to say?"

Zhang San shouted: "My lord, I was wronged too."

"I came home from working in the field, and when I opened the door, I saw Li Si and my mother-in-law having an affair."

"This pair of dogs and men is unsightly."

Alas?
Su Yu was surprised that there was such a showy operation, mutual?

"How unsightly? Tell me in detail."

Su Yu is excited.

Li Shimin and Wei Zheng couldn't stand it anymore, the trial in this court was too dirty.

Du Ruhui, an old pervert, listened with great interest.

The common people outside the door were watching in amazement, and they were hooked.