Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Li Shimin went into the courtyard and dismounted, and He Meng came to lead the horse.

Shangguan Yun helped the queen get off the carriage.

When old man Chen saw Li Shimin and the Queen coming in, he got up and came out to greet them.

"Xiao Li, why are you dressed like this today, like the emperor on that stage."

Old man Chen laughed.

Shangguan Yun quickly said: "Eunuch, this is the current emperor, you can't talk nonsense."

Li Shimin smiled slightly and said, "It's okay, my brother and I are friends in common clothes, which is extraordinary."

Old man Chen, a farmer, doesn't understand these things.

"As long as he is still the emperor, I am still"

Old man Chen didn't finish speaking, Old Chen covered Old Man Chen's mouth, he knew what Old Man Chen wanted to say.

"Aye, what an emperor."

Old Chen said.

The old man Chen was taken aback, and asked: "Beauty, don't you coax me? Is it really the emperor?"

Old Chen nodded and said, "Really."

Old Man Chen and Aunt Liu hurriedly knelt down and said, "Cao Min pays homage to the emperor, Cao Min deserves to die, Cao Min doesn't know it's really the emperor, and thinks it's a fake."

Li Shimin quickly helped the old man Chen and said with a smile: "Okay, we will still be in-laws in the future, there is no need to do so."

"Don't dare, how dare we peasants be in-laws with the emperor, dare not."

Old man Chen was frightened.

Aunt Liu apologized and said with a smile: "The emperor is sorry, I was the one who was stingy last time."

The Queen laughed and said, "The bacon tastes pretty good."

The old man Chen and his wife could only laugh when they heard this.

Chen Yuan and Liu Yun were stunned.

So shopkeeper Li is the emperor?

Li Shimin and the queen both entered the main hall, but Su Yu and Changle did not come down.

Xiao Si went to the front, raised the curtain, and quickly lowered the curtain.

She saw indescribable things.

"uh-huh!"

The little one coughed.

"Please get out of the car, imperial sister and son-in-law."

Xiao Sizi shouted through the curtain.

After a while, Su Yu helped Chang Le out.

The maid helped Changle down, and Su Yu also came down.

Chang Le held the fan in one hand, and quickly wiped his mouth with the other.

Su Yu's newly built house is very big, and the courtyard can just accommodate all the civil and military officials in the court.

In the main hall, Mr. and Mrs. Chen and Empress Li Shimin sat on top of them.

The master of ceremonies, Li Daozong, stood by.

It stands to reason that Li Shimin and the queen shouldn't have come, but today's situation is special.

Li Daozong went to the chapel according to royal etiquette, and then sent Su Yu and Changle into the bridal chamber.

Entering the bridal chamber, a bunch of people crowded at the door to eavesdrop.

After entering the bridal chamber, you need to recite Que fan poems.

When the bride goes out, she holds a round fan to cover her face.

In the room, the groom needs to recite the fan poems, and then the bride will take the fan away and start the wedding night in the bridal chamber.

If the bride is talented, the groom will suffer a lot.

Que Fan Poetry was regarded as the groom's masterpiece at that time.

Good fan poems will be recited by young men and women in Chang'an City.

But the poor fan poetry will be ridiculed by everyone, saying that the groom has no talent.

Cheng Yaojin was the first one, blocking the door with his ear on it.

Yu Shinan also wanted to hear this Su Yu's fan poem.

Li Shimin described Su Yu as miraculous, so his literary talent should be top-notch.

"Cheng Zhijie, you don't know a lot of Chinese characters, can you understand me?"

Yu Shinan hates Cheng Yaojin.

Fang Xuanling also said: "Duke Lu, make room for us to hear."

Du Ruhui said: "Cheng Zhijie, don't occupy the latrine and don't shit, get out of the way."

The chubby Cheng Yaojin was pulled out in a daze.

"Hey, you look down on my old Cheng."

Cheng Yaojin was very angry.

But he also knows that he is not as good as these when it comes to poetry.

There is a palace maid in the room as an escort at night.

The palace maid stood beside Chang Le and said, "My son-in-law, please recite Que Fan's poem."

Changle holds a round fan in his hand, and his eyes are a little eager. A spring night is worth a thousand dollars, and Changle doesn't want to waste time on this etiquette
"Hurry up, don't you speak out, don't waste time."

Changle urged.

"My son-in-law, a spring night is worth a thousand gold."

The maid giggled.

The door was crowded with people, and Su Yu knew they were waiting to hear.

Su Yu cleared his throat, and recited: "Last night the stars last night, the wind last night, the west side of the painting building and the east of the Guitang; the body has no colorful phoenix and two flying wings, but the heart has a clear understanding."

This is Li Shangyin's untitled poem. The first four sentences are very suitable for the occasion, but the last four sentences are too sad, so Su Yu omitted them.

Yu Shinan could hear it clearly, and exclaimed: "The son-in-law is so talented, this is a famous sentence through the ages."

"Could it be that Su Taibai, the famous mysterious poet in Chang'an City, is the son-in-law?"

Su Yu's poems are widely spread in Chang'an City, especially once the sea is too difficult for water, except Wushan is not a cloud, which once caused a commotion in Chang'an City.

Fang Xuanling smiled and said: "That's right, Su Taibai is the son-in-law."

Everyone was shocked.

Talented and rich, such a son-in-law is very desirable.

Li Shimin was not happy to see the crowd of people outside Dongfang.

"I've finished listening to the fan poems, it's time to go, don't delay me from holding my grandson!"

Li Shimin scolded.

The important ministers rushed away, and those who should drink drink should do what they should do.

After drinking, there are enough rooms in Sujiazhuang, enough for them all to stay.

As for the guards of the Xuanjia Army, they were guarding outside.

After Su Yu finished reciting the fan poem, Chang Le put the fan aside.

Chang Le didn't hold back at all, and threw Bai Niao Chao Feng's wedding dress to the maid, looking very unrestrained.

The maid looked at it dumbfounded.

This maid is actually for imparting knowledge.

After all, every lady is supposed to be very reserved and doesn't know about those things.

So on the night of the bridal chamber, I will find a sensible maid to pass on knowledge by the side, so as not to go to the wrong door or take the wrong way.

But Changle's movements are very skillful, and he looks like an old driver at first glance, so there is no need to teach her how to do it.

"Your Highness, should you be more reserved?"

Su Yu felt that she was being bullied.

Chang Le sneered and said, "Husband, isn't that what the wedding night is for? Why are you so reserved?"

Pulling down the curtain, Changle began to act unscrupulously.
He used to be sneaky, but now he can finally do whatever he wants openly and aboveboard.

The maid stood beside her, feeling distressed about the bed.

The Zhuangzi celebrated all night, and the ministers drank the most expensive drunk Tang wine, ate rare fruits, and a lot of beef and mutton.
Cheng Yaojin is drunk at night, he can drink toilet wine as he pleases.

"Shubao, you said that with such a son-in-law, will I be able to come and drink often in the future?"

Cheng Yaojin picked up a bottle of floral wine and drank it down.

"As long as you have a thick skin."

Qin Qiong laughed.

"Don't worry about that, you don't know my old Cheng's shame."

Cheng Yaojin laughed.

Di Renjie and the officials who passed the examination in Zhuangzili explained all night,

The people in Zhuangzi finally believed that the one who usually played mahjong was the current emperor.

Everyone was shocked, they didn't expect the emperor to be scolded by Su Yu every now and then.

The sun rose so high the next day that Su Yu came out of the room.

The ministers also drank too much and didn't get up until very late.

Su Yu washed his face, lay down in the yard and dozed off.

Xue Ji walked over, holding a bowl of wolfberry soup in her hand.

"Young master, drink some to replenish your body."

Xue Ji giggled.

Last night when she passed the door, she heard the sound of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking.

Xueji knows how wild Changle is.

Su Yu opened his eyes and said coldly, "Hmph, treat me as a tool, don't drink."

"Young master, newlyweds, Her Royal Highness will not let you go these few nights. You should drink."

Xue Ji laughed.

There was no way to refute this, Su Yu drank wolfberry soup with tears in his eyes.