Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Li Shimin was worried that one day Su Yu would dislike him when he knew that he was the emperor, so he would stop playing with him.

To be on the safe side, it is better to formally worship.

After worshiping the heaven and the earth, you can't go back on your word in the future.

"Official sworn brothers, now we are buddies."

Su Yu didn't expect Li Shimin to be so serious.

"No, we are just brothers in words. We must formally sworn brothers, exchange name cards, and keep them as proof."

Li Shimin spoke very decisively.

Du Ruhui was confused: Is this for real?Doesn't that mean there is an extra emperor brother?
"Du accountant, tell the shopkeeper that I want to make obeisance to my brother, right now."

You can't worship in this room, it's too informal.

Du Ruhui watched Li Shimin Wang Ba eat the weight, and he became determined.

The emperor's decision, their courtiers can only follow through, and cannot refuse.

Du Ruhui went to the store owner and said that the shopkeeper of his shop wanted to make a sworn obeisance to someone, so he asked him to give him a place.

The shopkeeper can see from Yupei that they are not ordinary people.

Then the people who worship must be extraordinary people.

Immediately arrange it in the yard, take the incense burner and altar, and arrange it properly.

Li Shimin excitedly dragged him into the yard.

This restaurant is the best restaurant in Chang'an City, with a large yard behind it.

One of the yards is in full bloom with peach blossoms.

Su Yu wondered: "Hey, it's already early summer, why are there still peach blossoms here?"

The shop waiter replied: "Guest, last winter was cold, and this spring is cold, so the peach blossoms are still there, but they are about to wither."

Xue Ji sighed: "My lord, this peach blossom is in perfect bloom, suitable for worshiping."

Looking at the peach blossoms in full bloom, and the excited Li Er.

Su Yu turned around and said, "Xiao Er, is there a portrait of Er Ye Guan for me to hang up?"

"Second Master Guan? Martial Saint Guan Yu?"

The shop assistant asked.

"Yes, that's him, the one with the cuckold."

"Yes, bring it here right away."

The shop waiter hung up the portrait of Guan Erye.

Su Yu wrote her own date of birth, of course it was scribbled.

Modern society only knows how many months and days are in AD, who remembers Zichou Yinmao.

Li Shimin held the pen, hesitated for a long time, and discussed with Du Ruhui: "Keming, what name do you think I should write? I can't write Li Shimin, right?"

Du Ruhui was also in a dilemma.

It is official to exchange name posts for sworn worship.

But how to write the name?

"Your majesty, why don't you write about Li Erlang?"

Li Shimin was ranked second, second on his son's side.

So Li Yuan usually called him Erlang.

"Yes, just write about Li Erlang, it's not considered cheating my brother."

Wrote famous posts and exchanged with each other.

Li Shimin and Su Yu kowtowed to Guan Yu.

"I am Li Erlang!"

"I'm Su Yu!"

"Today we sworn brothers with different surnames, and shared blessings and difficulties. If you break this oath, heaven and earth will punish you. The emperor, the queen, and the land will learn from each other!"

After kowtowing, Du Ruhui poured wine, and the two drank a cup.

The warm wind blows through the peach blossom forest, and Su Yu feels like a three-knot in Taoyuan.

"Brother."

"Brother Li!"

Finally, it is officially sworn, Li Shimin's heart rests in his stomach.

From now on, my Great Tang will belong to you, Su Yu. Even if you find out that I am the emperor, you will not be able to escape.

Xue Ji smiled and said: "Shopkeeper Li, it's all over now, you've been depending on my son for the rest of your life."

Li Shimin laughed and said: "Yes, from now on, we two brothers will have the same blessings and share the same hardships."

Su Yu smiled and said, "Don't worry, with me, Su Yu, I'm sure you'll eat well and drink hot."

Du Ruhui shook his head secretly: Hey, the majestic Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.

I wanted to go back to the restaurant to continue drinking, but I heard the sound of literati chanting next to me.

Li Shimin asked: "Xiao Er, who is that over there?"

Xiaoer replied: "Guest, there is a gathering of literati and poetry over there."

Xue Ji smiled and said, "My lord, don't you know poetry? Go and have a look."

Xueji has a childlike heart and wants to join in the fun.

"Then go have a look."

Su Yu said.

The four of them walked to the nearby courtyard, where there was a group of literati and poets, and there was a woman dressed very gorgeously.

There are bamboo, weeping willow, flowing water, pavilions and pavilions here, which are very elegant and quiet.

Su Yu walked over, and a group of literati were composing poems.

The woman hosts, plays with the flowing cup of water, and whoever comes to write poems.

Su Yu listened for a while, then shook his head and laughed, "These people don't understand shit, so it's fine if you don't listen."

Li Shimin was surprised and said: "My dear brother, these are the best poets in Chang'an City, how can you say they don't understand?"

The literati here are indeed the leaders in Chang'an City today, but it is only for a while.

What Su Yu knew was the great poet Li Bai, Du Fu, Li Shangyin, Du Mu, Li He, who was handed down to later generations.
I am used to seeing great poets, these people are chickens and dogs.

This was heard by a passing poet, and he snorted coldly: "Young master, what a big tone, this place is the most outstanding scholar and literati in Chang'an City, you actually said that we don't know how to compose poems."

Other literati heard the movement and came to ask about the situation.

Hearing that Su Yu said that they don't know how to compose poems, he immediately flew into a rage.

Literati are thin-skinned to save face.

A group of literati and poets surrounded Su Yu.

"Young master, since you say that we don't understand bullshit, how dare you fight poetry with us?"

A greasy-faced literati waved a folding fan with a look of disdain.

The woman who was in charge of composing poems just now came over, followed by a maid.

"The poetry meeting is to meet friends through poetry, don't hurt your friendship."

The woman persuaded.

"Miss Wu Yun, it's not that we're hurting our friendship, it's that this person is too ignorant to say that we don't know how to compose poems."

"That is, all the talents in Chang'an City are here, how dare you boast."

"I don't know how high the sky is."

"It's ridiculous to shake a big tree."

The crowd laughed.

Su Yu shook his head and smiled, "Tell me what your name is. I'll see if there are any Tang poems handed down in your future generations."

Everyone was taken aback.

Just by listening to the name, you can know whether your poems will be spread in the future?

Who are you?
Li Shimin stroked his beard and sneered slightly.

You sour literati don't know how powerful my virtuous brother is.

After all the poets reported their names, Su Yu thought for a while and said, "I haven't heard of it. You are just passers-by. No one will know your names after you die. You are just passers-by."

These literati are self-confident about their talents, but today they are collectively despised by Su Yu.

"It doesn't make sense."

"Arrogant, too arrogant."

"If I wasn't a literati, I would definitely beat you up."

"Arrogant, too arrogant."

The literati were so angry that they smoked.

Miss Wu Yun smiled and said, "Haven't you asked this young master's name?"

"Su Yu."

"Dare to ask."

The ancients said that there are names and characters.

For example, Du Fu, the word Zimei.

Hiss. Not really, let’s make up some nonsense.

"The words are too white."

"It turned out to be Mr. Taibai, the little girl Wu Yun, the courtesan of Pingkangfang."

It's actually the oiran of Pingkangfang, Yoxi.

Su Yu traveled through the Tang Dynasty and always wanted to go to Pingkangfang to kill the Quartet, but he was too lazy to go out. He did not expect to meet the oiran of Pingkangfang here.

Really
Takeaway delivered to your door, just take it and eat it.

Su Yu looked at Wu Yun with a smile gradually